Ein klein Deutschman. . in l ismith' /4 I' m sorry. I f Mt don' t know any German. asdasdasdasd
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#3 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #131 to #118 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/01/2013) [-]
He was a German citizen after 25 February 1932. Born Austrian, died as a German.
#48 - WolfRider (03/31/2013) [-]
everyone in the comments speaks german now
everyone in the comments speaks german now
#43 to #34 - settantaventi (03/31/2013) [-]
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no
#46 - ttubkcid (03/31/2013) [-]
Bratwurst und schnitzel


Just wanted to jump the bandwagon
#16 - fixator ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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#2 - dankey (03/30/2013) [-]
Aber wie klein ist er?
Aber wie klein ist er?
User avatar #9 to #2 - varrlegrimscythe (03/31/2013) [-]
Brennen Sie alle der Juden!
#15 to #2 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
no, you can't invade russia. or you'll have your ass kicked again, suka.
#53 to #2 - rollmania (03/31/2013) [-]
I lol'd super hard. Thank you sir.
#21 to #2 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
so klein wie mein luemmel
#27 to #2 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
ihr*
User avatar #31 to #2 - wizlock (03/31/2013) [-]
als meine dickie
i always like to show my german skills in random threads like this
just look:
ich habe ganz gross zahne das ich rehnen mag weil ich sehr stark bin
#59 to #31 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
Ich bin deutch und verstehe kein Wort von deinem Blödsinn
User avatar #32 to #31 - wizlock (03/31/2013) [-]
was? hast du kein Zeit fur das? Ah ja, naturlich! Wir finden du riecht an Hund.
#28 to #2 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
ihr*
User avatar #29 to #2 - topperharly (03/31/2013) [-]
so klein das Strings sagen, "oh wie klein". (und ich red net vom Tanga btw^^)
#5 to #2 - wakazooie ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Wenn wir das Alter vom Mädchen einberechnen, ist es nur eine Frage der Relation.
User avatar #6 to #5 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
no, no. you can not gas jews anymore. stop your scheming.
User avatar #7 to #6 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
i mean... nein, nein. Sie können nicht Gas Juden mehr. Beenden Sie die intrigante.
#8 to #7 - matrixcrab (03/31/2013) [-]
nein nein kein jude gas! glas of juice!
User avatar #10 to #8 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Oh, schrecklich leid mein Führer. Tausend Entschuldigungen.
#11 to #10 - matrixcrab (03/31/2013) [-]
Nicht Entschuldigungen! Gas fur dich
User avatar #14 to #11 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Mein Führer, scheint das bevölkerungsreichste werden thumbing uns hinunter, vielleicht einfach zu sprechen Deutsch. Was sollen wir tun?
#51 to #14 - trevanman ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
stop yo **** .
stop google translating it
#71 to #51 - matrixcrab (03/31/2013) [-]
Im not ******* translating it, I'm actually from germany and I'm making fun of englisch speaking people tying to speak german :D

Und wenn du es mir nicht glaubst, dann übersetz den Scheiß hier, viel Spaß
#108 to #71 - moechler (03/31/2013) [-]
Knecht
#68 - thechosentroll (03/31/2013) [-]
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Germans, I love you ******* , but your language is a pain in the ass to learn.



Also, have this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
User avatar #95 to #68 - hahafunnyuwhore (03/31/2013) [-]
Well think of this, English is the hardest language in the world and some parts of German only sound like English, like Guten Morgen/ Tag / Nacht all sound like good morning,day,and night.
User avatar #129 to #95 - ttubkcid (04/01/2013) [-]
I'm a native Romanian and I have to say that English is the language equivalent of American beer.
Romanian is the language where a double negative doesn't make a positive and derving words is a pain in the ass because when you add a suffix something in the root usually changes and you have no way of knowing what. And on top of that possesives are used wrong by a lot of native speakers.
#114 to #95 - mrcrowleysr (03/31/2013) [-]
true, I have three native languages, portuguese, french and english, I've been speaking all of them for my whole life and english is the only one I have an accent..
#103 to #95 - thechosentroll (03/31/2013) [-]
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English is the hardest language in the world? Good one. ***** , I find my own language harder than english and german. And I've been speaking that **** since I was born.
User avatar #120 to #68 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I actually preferred learning German to French and Spanish
#22 - langeland (03/31/2013) [-]
I think Val Kilmer might have been eating a lot of little germans lately
#18 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Ein kleiner Mensch stirbt, nur zum Schein...
#19 to #18 - hamsterball (03/31/2013) [-]
LONG LIVE RAMMSTEIN!!!
User avatar #33 to #18 - wizlock (03/31/2013) [-]
..wollte ganz alleine sein...

my one of favourite songs
#41 to #33 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
das kleine Hertz stand still fur Stunden...
#45 to #41 - ttubkcid (03/31/2013) [-]
So hat man es fuer tod befunden
So hat man es fuer tod befunden
#54 to #45 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Es wird verscharrt in nassem Sand
User avatar #78 to #54 - haunterbrony (03/31/2013) [-]
Mit einer Spieluhr.. in der Hand.
User avatar #4 - breaken ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Top Secret?
User avatar #12 to #4 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Top Secret. Funniest movie that I know of.
#88 to #86 - guidedhandsbitch (03/31/2013) [-]
Alright, I suppose.
#47 - Wumbologist (03/31/2013) [-]
The only thing I really know about Germany
#1 - crazyitalian (03/30/2013) [-]
such a weird movie, funny, but weird



<----op's new toy
#79 - CollinTB (03/31/2013) [-]
I've taken German for 3 years and am still yet to muster up the courage to try speaking it in public, because my grammar when it comes to word endings is disgusting.
I've taken German for 3 years and am still yet to muster up the courage to try speaking it in public, because my grammar when it comes to word endings is disgusting.
User avatar #109 to #79 - angelmatvey (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't overthink it and you'll do fine. Even if you say something wrong, nobody's going to care.
#69 - avarius (03/31/2013) [-]
Oh man, diese Kommentar-Sektion...
einigermaßen amüsant, leider mindestens genauso erbärmlich
Leute sollten sich etwas besser informieren, bevor sie versuchen mit Google Translate Deutsch irgendwie anzugeben
User avatar #72 to #69 - omgthissux (03/31/2013) [-]
seh ich genauso....
#81 to #69 - yamescoo (03/31/2013) [-]
Manchmal ist das echt lächerlich aber was erwartet man auf einer englischen seite.

P.S ich hab gedacht ich wär der einzige Deutsche auf dieser seite. :)
#94 to #81 - gisuar ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
man ist nie der einzige
#64 - pehtran (03/31/2013) [-]
waht a twist
waht a twist
#90 to #64 - schrutebucks (03/31/2013) [-]
Now I want cookie crisps, thanks
Now I want cookie crisps, thanks
User avatar #57 - vilememory (03/31/2013) [-]
Schadenfreude, finding pleasure from the misfortunes of others. Wow that is German!
#60 to #57 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
What the flying **** are you even talking about?
User avatar #61 to #60 - vilememory (03/31/2013) [-]
Boot to the head.
#73 to #57 - juha (03/31/2013) [-]
Schadenfreude is beste Freude
User avatar #102 - workinprogress (03/31/2013) [-]
Top Secret! I love that movie!
#56 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
Lol, Ich mag dies.
User avatar #44 - hoeschy (03/31/2013) [-]
Fest gemauert in der Erden
Steht die Form, aus Lehm gebrannt.
Heute muß die Glocke werden.
Frisch Gesellen, seid zur Hand.
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