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#40 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I asked a girl to be my Valentine. She gave me the weakest yes in the form of "sure why not :)"

Within an hour, I'd already begun thinking of names for my future children. **** doesn't get much more pathetic than this.
#19 - whitehawk (03/31/2013) [-]
what i use to get girls
what i use to get girls
User avatar #53 to #19 - setittowumbo (03/31/2013) [-]
You must be a pimp.
#59 to #19 - dramallama (03/31/2013) [-]
works on these girls best
User avatar #41 to #21 - beroty (03/31/2013) [-]
The other was your granny
#17 - shaddowmarshal (03/31/2013) [-]
i think this goes well with what you said op
i think this goes well with what you said op
#25 - zarkaronx (03/31/2013) [-]
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#23 - kilopert (03/31/2013) [-]
I just hope he doesn't **** up when they go out on the date.
#58 - tahabta (03/31/2013) [-]
**tahabta rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at I tried ** C'mon, has no one noticed yet that OP coloured in the left hand side which has a 9Gag url?
#68 to #58 - TheBigGummyBear (03/31/2013) [-]
SWEET ROLL
SWEET ROLL
#26 - thatguythatlaughs (03/31/2013) [-]
I always **** up on dates.
No idea why.
All good, friendly, flirty, etc. before date
during im all awkward and **** .
what do?
#27 to #26 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
It could be worse. I **** up long before a woman would be willing to go out with me.
#28 - Xyhpon (03/31/2013) [-]
The only person I know that is dating any girls right now is my first and only ex-girlfriend who started dating them damn recently. Oh that burns the tender area.   
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The only person I know that is dating any girls right now is my first and only ex-girlfriend who started dating them damn recently. Oh that burns the tender area.
Pic not related, but its funny, which is necessary.
#35 to #28 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
... Your ex girlfriend started dating girls??? I know that feel, bro.
#36 to #35 - Xyhpon (03/31/2013) [-]
Yeahh, rather she's dated a lot more girls than guys before me.
#30 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
'When hot girls accept'

Accept what? Your friend req on Facebook?
User avatar #7 - churrundo ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
The girl that turned her head when i tried to kiss her some years back was the one who leaned in to make out for an hour last night. I am happy.
#22 to #7 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
I am proud of you and am happy that you are happy :-)
#54 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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#24 - jackkingoff (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - kvimik ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
this happened literally 2 days ago, to me
#15 to #10 - sathrax (03/31/2013) [-]
**sathrax rolls 952** how many times you masturbated.
User avatar #14 to #10 - narutohaukea (03/31/2013) [-]
you know except for the pretty or girl part
User avatar #12 to #10 - colegaleener (03/31/2013) [-]
brool story co.
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#51 to #2 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't you mean wet sponge?
#57 to #1 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
retard
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#29 to #1 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
found the permavirgin
User avatar #43 to #1 - zorororonoa (03/31/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but reading Spongebob as Sponge Bob felt really weird
User avatar #82 to #32 - cleverguy (03/31/2013) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #84 to #82 - comentator (03/31/2013) [-]
Something like "why would he need to fap, he could just absorb water and make his dick bigger".
#9 to #1 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
What the **** ? How old are you?
User avatar #8 to #1 - rectophobia (03/31/2013) [-]
Found the prepubescent 12 year old
User avatar #11 to #8 - trollofhalo (03/31/2013) [-]
Found the pedophile
#18 to #11 - VaultTechy (03/31/2013) [-]
Actually pretty sure I found the pedophile
#44 to #8 - hokeymon ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #1 - allanenraged (03/31/2013) [-]
**allanenraged rolls 8**
your age
#3 to #1 - shtinkyfinger (03/30/2013) [-]
Masturbation isn't for making your dick bigger
#77 to #3 - nyeeeh (03/31/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT.
What did the first comment say?
User avatar #81 to #77 - ciao (03/31/2013) [-]
He asked why Spongebob needs to masturbate when he could just absorb water to his dick and make it big enough for the girls that way.
User avatar #83 to #81 - pianoasis (03/31/2013) [-]
My god.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
#55 to #3 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
the whole internet was a lie
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User avatar #66 to #63 - happypancake (03/31/2013) [-]
Hm, yes, because THAT'S how it works...
User avatar #80 to #3 - Mozzak (03/31/2013) [-]
What did the first comment say?!?!?!?
User avatar #37 to #3 - TittyCinnamon (03/31/2013) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.




owned.
#5 to #3 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
glorious DJ 4DM1N here
although it is true what you say masturbating can be used to make your dick hard before sex as a sort of foreplay ritual aka masturbating while your significant other does the same or something like that
#16 to #5 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Why don't you log in and say that faggot?
User avatar #34 - henryfordthegod (03/31/2013) [-]
But what if your communally unable talkative
#31 - zakkattak (03/31/2013) [-]
**zakkattak rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Ali G everybody ** <- my new wallpaper
#39 to #31 - falconxmard (03/31/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at My hobby **
mine is much better
#42 to #39 - zorororonoa (03/31/2013) [-]
**zorororonoa rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at High Dogs ** you can't beat mine
#49 to #42 - wutzittooya (03/31/2013) [-]
**wutzittooya rolled a random image posted in comment #3650476 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** no no no mine will always be best.
#20 - ackbobthedead (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll have you know a pretty girl asked me out, and I said no.

#gaySWAG
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