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#5 - taxideataxus (03/30/2013) [-]
For the past year or so I have often found myself saying, "There's no way this guy is SO crazy he would attack America, no way." Not solely because I'm some sort of American supremist or something, but the guy's country is some little skidmark on a map and he has like 6 nukes or something to America's thousands, which wouldn't matter because ONE would wipe his whole game out.
But now I think he's not crazy, he's just really worried about letting his father down, and earning a father's respect from beyond the grave is going to drive him to do some crazy **** .
My guess is he goes off the deep end before the end of May.
User avatar #15 to #5 - atomschlumpf (03/30/2013) [-]
I just think he was always raised believing, his country is some super ass megapower and I guess all the generals around him keep telling him that.
He probably really thinks, he has a chance in the world....
User avatar #56 to #5 - fargone (03/31/2013) [-]
I think what a lot of people are worried about is that while there's no way in hell North Korea could actually get a shot off at the rest of the world, they've had a long time to figure out the best way to **** up South Korea.
User avatar #35 to #5 - goblingang (03/31/2013) [-]
I don't think it's quite as deep as that man, he's just the spoilt child of a spoilt child, the kind of person you don't want at the head of your country...
#62 to #5 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
there are a lot of rumors going around in China and Russia that North korea received a shipment of anywhere from 50-75 nuclear warheads from China in the last 3 months. There are so many missile interceptors all over the globe though that even if the rumors are true there is nothing to worry about
#114 to #62 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
China isn't exactly stupid enough to start a war with the world by helping North Korea, they have their own problems already; not even their own population are happy with their government and their balloon economy.
Not even gonna talk about Russia, they aren't even a communist country.
#147 to #114 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
What you forget is that "China" isn't just a country, its a billion people, there are thousands of people in China willing to help North Korea **** up America trust me, it wouldn't have to be the Chinese government that hands them over, it could have been some billionaire
#44 to #5 - doctoryou (03/31/2013) [-]
If he honestly wants to attack us, we will shoot his missiles out of the sky from Alaska, and then proceed to make South Korea the only Korea. That's just how I see it happening.
User avatar #101 to #44 - taxideataxus (03/31/2013) [-]
Here's the problem with that argument. It's not exactly easy shooting a missile out of the sky. Imagine trying to shoot a bullet out of the sky with another bullet.
User avatar #117 to #101 - pabloch (03/31/2013) [-]
Missile launches are all computerized, and it's more about being able to get the missile inside an explosion range, and I'm SURE the US government got some pretty nice and powerful computers.
#18 to #5 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
He's only a figurehead for the country.

His advisors are telling him what to do.
User avatar #66 to #18 - imnotkickthecat (03/31/2013) [-]
He should ask Sadam what our modern military can do to a cold-war era armed military in a single day.
#53 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
how I view North Korea.
how I view North Korea.
#67 to #53 - somenerd (03/31/2013) [-]
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#116 to #53 - golbot (03/31/2013) [-]
graphic. just a warning.
#79 - themothafuckinking (03/31/2013) [-]
Either one of two things will happen.
1. North korea keeps pretending it's dick is huge and says it will shoot a missile but they aren't stupid enough to actually do it until eventually something ends the communist rule
2. North Korea keeps pretending for a bit until one of them thinks they're doing something ballsy but it's really just stupid and fires one. Then we shoot em out of the air and turn south korea into an island.
#42 - fredslayer (03/31/2013) [-]
This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
#58 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
They'll win, because they can read minds. Have you fools learnt nothing!?!
#1 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
fart
#2 to #1 - twi (03/30/2013) [-]
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HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
i CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE
User avatar #23 to #1 - hitlerwillrapejew (03/31/2013) [-]
i like how you get thumbs, but only when you're not logged in.
#3 - dishie (03/30/2013) [-]
WELP...nothing we can do but wait.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vegardwd (03/30/2013) [-]
It's Ninjab Ryan
#11 - mkaymkay (03/30/2013) [-]
All this North Korea **** is pissing me off. Honestly they probably took that picture on purpose so people would start taking their "war" seriously. Just ignore the the little kid who keeps trying to start **** but never backs it up.
#108 to #11 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
oh really is that why they did it? I think it's time for Captain Obvious to get a promotion.
User avatar #13 to #11 - zarcos (03/30/2013) [-]
or beat his ass dead.
User avatar #30 to #13 - duudegladiator (03/31/2013) [-]
that just makes you look bad.
#92 - Coolinbny ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
The lines don't account for the curvature of the Earth so this presents one of several possibilities.
1. They don't know about physics/the size of the Earth
2. It's propaganda (second most likely)
3. They are crab people (taste like crabs, talk like people/most likely)
#76 - zxxxmightyxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
First off: i hope you intelligent enough to understanf they meant for this to be seen. Some sort of threat.

Secondly, they cant attack the U.S mainland. Not with their weaponry. BUT they most likely will attack US military bases such as Guam and others across South Korea.

Their Nukes CAN hit them. Dont think America untouchable. Yes I'm quite sure the US would win the war. But saying things such as "We'll blast em back to the stone age" and such is not ebing realistic. Shelling, nuking North korea would provoke a lot of innocent people which we know are being oppressed. There is a certain moral conflict. Plus America waging another war would most likely force America further down the financial pit.

Anyway , thats my 2 cents on the ubkect.
Rant over.
#80 to #76 - funnygiggles (03/31/2013) [-]
Based on all the crap the US gov is currently doing, I dont think that more financial debt is going to be a stopping factor.
#87 to #76 - hudspud (03/31/2013) [-]
After an American eye doctor went to NK to fix the cataracts of thousands of citizens not a single one thanked him and instead thanked "the dear leader". One went so far as to promise to find a gun and kill as many american's as he could. **** their "innocence". They're like WWII Japan but worse.
User avatar #94 to #76 - doganator (03/31/2013) [-]
Not saying they have the tech to do so, but we thought we knew that japan didnt have the fuel, tech, or will to do pearl harbor in ww2. We may not think they will do it but we need to keep our gaurd up. We can't assum this hypothosis is true 100%
User avatar #106 to #76 - ronyx (03/31/2013) [-]
The US has some pretty advanced weaponry specifically designed to shot down nukes. The only ones we have to worry about are teh Russian ones, they have this nuke that drops a ******** of mini nukes and the US wouldn't be able to shot them all down.
User avatar #113 to #76 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Technically we did fight with Korea but it was from 1950-1953 during the cold war

That classifies as a tie.
User avatar #122 to #76 - undeadwill (03/31/2013) [-]
If we go to war... We will end up slightly in the bronze age however they will become the forbidden valley of death. Where nothing exists
User avatar #77 to #76 - zxxxmightyxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
*you're
#70 - caaaaarrrllll (03/31/2013) [-]
Rocket powa firthy americurn
Rocket powa firthy americurn
User avatar #75 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
This whole thing is basically part of a military-dick measuring contest. Kim Jung Un must forget that he's Asian.
#41 - rockstarownage (03/31/2013) [-]
i honestly find it funny that they'r threatening us with missles because some of our (nuclear capable) bombers flew over SK in a training exercise.
they're trying to threaten us when we have TWO NUCLEAR CAPABLE bombers already within range, and easily more if necessary.
seriously, grow the **** up kim jong......is he seriously blind to the fact we're more than capable of retaliation
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#46 to #41 - doctoryou (03/31/2013) [-]
Plus Nuclear capable submarines in Japan...
#48 to #46 - rockstarownage (03/31/2013) [-]
yes, and in any case, i seriously doubt it would take ANY nukes to take out NK
#49 to #48 - doctoryou (03/31/2013) [-]
We could use our largest conventional bomb which would basically do the job. (A 30,000 pound bomb)
#50 to #49 - rockstarownage (03/31/2013) [-]
just curious, but which bomb is that? i know the MOAB is 18k pounds
User avatar #72 to #52 - helterskeletor (03/31/2013) [-]
It's called the "MOP"?!
I bet it can really clean u- ah, that's too easy.
#78 to #72 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
>B2 bomber pilot flying over impregnable Iranian bunker
>Drops bomb
> "Time to MOP up"
>HFW
#55 to #52 - rockstarownage (03/31/2013) [-]
oh sweet, never heard of this one, thanks
#96 - mrmcput ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Once you get past all of the ******** bluster and bravado, you realize how truly pathetic North Korea really is.
#99 to #96 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
Same goes for the US....
#102 to #99 - mrmcput ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really
#103 to #102 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
The US does make itself out to be better than it really is...
#105 to #103 - mrmcput ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Let's be honest here. What country doesn't? We just happen to get more attention than everybody else.
User avatar #109 to #105 - CrowbarNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
When you are the result of alot of historical footprints people tend to listen to what the **** you say. its kind of hard to ignore the guy with a **** ton of nukes, its the only reason we even listen to north korea.
User avatar #115 to #109 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
wait, are you saying north korea has a **** ton of nukes?
User avatar #118 to #115 - CrowbarNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
they have the ability to wipe out all life in the most populate korean city, which is enough to be considered a threat.
User avatar #119 to #118 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
i thought they only had like 1 or 2 and on top of that didn't have a functioning missile system to deliver them (hence all the north korea missile jokes)
User avatar #121 to #119 - CrowbarNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
It is really easy to bluff a bad guiance system so that the world thinks something that isnt true. And if they arent bluffing then they can do what the USSR di and make a ******* HUGE EXPLOTION, why need to aim when you can hit everything?
#123 to #121 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
hmm, i doubt that north korea is capable of producing such large quantities of reactive material. their culture seems like it would prohibit them from advancing technologically very fast, else they'd be up to speed with the rest of the world. i'd also like to believe that many governments have tabs on north korea inside and out and i'd assume our understanding of their abilities is accurate.   
   
i'm not worried about north korea at all   
   
pic related, mfw north korea makes threats
hmm, i doubt that north korea is capable of producing such large quantities of reactive material. their culture seems like it would prohibit them from advancing technologically very fast, else they'd be up to speed with the rest of the world. i'd also like to believe that many governments have tabs on north korea inside and out and i'd assume our understanding of their abilities is accurate.

i'm not worried about north korea at all

pic related, mfw north korea makes threats
User avatar #124 to #123 - CrowbarNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
When it comes to threatening the US then you are right, but there are alot of people in South korea that they could still harm.
User avatar #111 to #109 - asschwitz (03/31/2013) [-]
Not to mention, we are the only country on this planet to use a nuclear bomb on another country.
User avatar #112 to #111 - CrowbarNinja (03/31/2013) [-]
Twice, meaning we have made it very self evident that we will use them if push comes to shove.
User avatar #120 to #112 - asschwitz (03/31/2013) [-]
Pretty much. When we say complete destruction, we mean it.
User avatar #132 to #99 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
uh.. no. no.
User avatar #104 to #96 - ronyx (03/31/2013) [-]
They're only doing that because China is tickling North Korea's asshole.
User avatar #71 - yacoob (03/31/2013) [-]
**** I live in California.
User avatar #107 to #71 - jalthelas (03/31/2013) [-]
It's ok, as long as you don't live in So-Cal.
User avatar #148 to #107 - yacoob (03/31/2013) [-]
That's the thing I do
#65 - ningenpoop (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - weightedtemp (03/30/2013) [-]
They have the silliest hats
#84 - sloot (03/31/2013) [-]
if North Korea were to do something that stupid they would be asking to get royally ****** . Essentially if any nation today were to be stupid enough to fire at another country they would get gang banged harder than a Bukake
User avatar #127 - PArmageddon loaded (03/31/2013) [-]
their hats look like chocolate..... i like chocolate
User avatar #130 to #127 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
YES.
User avatar #51 - Turtleboner (03/31/2013) [-]
North Korea. What are you doing. Stahp.
They would be ****** if they even attempted something against the US, ******* idiots...
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