North Koreas Not So Secret Plans. . mine wall nature we thatta' green ewe. cheers.. For the past year or so I have often found myself saying, "There's no way this guy is SO crazy he would attack America, no way." Not solely because I'
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#129 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
What if.. north korea really has ICBM's, and all this sillyness that has been on the web about them is just a ploy to get us to think they really are incapable, when they actually are.
What if.. north korea really has ICBM's, and all this sillyness that has been on the web about them is just a ploy to get us to think they really are incapable, when they actually are.
User avatar #134 to #129 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
And by "we" I mean almost every major nation except Russia and china
User avatar #133 to #129 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. We can shoot them down before they cause any damage. Broken Cold War-era tech is no match for what we have.
#135 to #133 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm just saying.. like what if North korea actually has tech that is much more advanced then ours and everything in the media about north korea is mis-informaion to put a handle on global opinion and keep any noses away.
I'm just saying.. like what if North korea actually has tech that is much more advanced then ours and everything in the media about north korea is mis-informaion to put a handle on global opinion and keep any noses away.
User avatar #137 to #135 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
we have 24/7 coverage on everything that happens in that country. satellites, drones, manned fly-bys, seismic monitors, you name it. there is absolutely no way that they have anything hidden to that extent. Even if they did, there would be no more North Korea within hours of them trying anything.
#138 to #137 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
Maybe so.    
But something tells me...   
That..   
You have no idea what your talking about.   
You just pulled what you said out your bungholio.
Maybe so.
But something tells me...
That..
You have no idea what your talking about.
You just pulled what you said out your bungholio.
User avatar #139 to #138 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
You're a sensationalist dumbass. I pulled what I said out of my ass? I work on a naval base. I do my homework. A little bit ago North Korea tested a nuke underground and we knew about it. We have multiple military bases right next to the border. We have thousands of drones monitoring our enemies as well as our allies. We have multiple surveillance satellites. There is a reason why we haven't been truly attacked on our own soil yet.
User avatar #140 to #139 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
Internet.

Chances are you dont work on a naval base.

You just wish you did.

****** .
User avatar #141 to #140 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I do ducting on aircraft carriers in PSNS.
User avatar #142 to #141 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #143 to #142 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
By the way, was there a reason this couldn't have stayed civil? If it had, I could have gone as far as to cite my sources.
User avatar #127 - PArmageddon loaded (03/31/2013) [-]
their hats look like chocolate..... i like chocolate
User avatar #130 to #127 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
YES.
User avatar #125 - RisenLichen ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Okay so I've been seeing a lot of this North Korea going to bomb America **** and I thought it was just making fun of North Korea again but did he seriously say he was going to bomb us?
User avatar #128 to #125 - yusay ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Yes.

It could just a ploy to get America to give N. Korea money to not even bother.
#96 - mrmcput (03/31/2013) [-]
Once you get past all of the ******** bluster and bravado, you realize how truly pathetic North Korea really is.
User avatar #104 to #96 - ronyx ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
They're only doing that because China is tickling North Korea's ******* .
#99 to #96 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
Same goes for the US....
User avatar #132 to #99 - HOLYCARP (03/31/2013) [-]
uh.. no. no.
#102 to #99 - mrmcput (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really
#103 to #102 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
The US does make itself out to be better than it really is...
#105 to #103 - mrmcput (03/31/2013) [-]
Let's be honest here. What country doesn't? We just happen to get more attention than everybody else.
User avatar #109 to #105 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
When you are the result of alot of historical footprints people tend to listen to what the **** you say. its kind of hard to ignore the guy with a **** ton of nukes, its the only reason we even listen to north korea.
User avatar #115 to #109 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
wait, are you saying north korea has a **** ton of nukes?
User avatar #118 to #115 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
they have the ability to wipe out all life in the most populate korean city, which is enough to be considered a threat.
User avatar #119 to #118 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
i thought they only had like 1 or 2 and on top of that didn't have a functioning missile system to deliver them (hence all the north korea missile jokes)
User avatar #121 to #119 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
It is really easy to bluff a bad guiance system so that the world thinks something that isnt true. And if they arent bluffing then they can do what the USSR di and make a ******* HUGE EXPLOTION, why need to aim when you can hit everything?
#123 to #121 - winsauceiswin (03/31/2013) [-]
hmm, i doubt that north korea is capable of producing such large quantities of reactive material. their culture seems like it would prohibit them from advancing technologically very fast, else they'd be up to speed with the rest of the world. i'd also like to believe that many governments have tabs on north korea inside and out and i'd assume our understanding of their abilities is accurate.   
   
i'm not worried about north korea at all   
   
pic related, mfw north korea makes threats
hmm, i doubt that north korea is capable of producing such large quantities of reactive material. their culture seems like it would prohibit them from advancing technologically very fast, else they'd be up to speed with the rest of the world. i'd also like to believe that many governments have tabs on north korea inside and out and i'd assume our understanding of their abilities is accurate.

i'm not worried about north korea at all

pic related, mfw north korea makes threats
User avatar #124 to #123 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
When it comes to threatening the US then you are right, but there are alot of people in South korea that they could still harm.
User avatar #111 to #109 - asschwitz (03/31/2013) [-]
Not to mention, we are the only country on this planet to use a nuclear bomb on another country.
User avatar #112 to #111 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Twice, meaning we have made it very self evident that we will use them if push comes to shove.
User avatar #120 to #112 - asschwitz (03/31/2013) [-]
Pretty much. When we say complete destruction, we mean it.
User avatar #93 - Ottovan (03/31/2013) [-]
Actually they're brilliant.

Hiding it in plain sight...


We don't have that Chinamen talk here in 'Murica.
#92 - Coolinbny ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
The lines don't account for the curvature of the Earth so this presents one of several possibilities.
1. They don't know about physics/the size of the Earth
2. It's propaganda (second most likely)
3. They are crab people (taste like crabs, talk like people/most likely)
User avatar #90 - snipys (03/31/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1AD2LWAc9Q Robbaz can do more in 10 minutes than DJ 4DM1N can do in 60 years.
#84 - sloot (03/31/2013) [-]
if North Korea were to do something that stupid they would be asking to get royally ****** . Essentially if any nation today were to be stupid enough to fire at another country they would get gang banged harder than a Bukake
#79 - themothafuckinking (03/31/2013) [-]
Either one of two things will happen.
1. North korea keeps pretending it's dick is huge and says it will shoot a missile but they aren't stupid enough to actually do it until eventually something ends the communist rule
2. North Korea keeps pretending for a bit until one of them thinks they're doing something ballsy but it's really just stupid and fires one. Then we shoot em out of the air and turn south korea into an island.
#76 - zxxxmightyxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
First off: i hope you intelligent enough to understanf they meant for this to be seen. Some sort of threat.

Secondly, they cant attack the U.S mainland. Not with their weaponry. BUT they most likely will attack US military bases such as Guam and others across South Korea.

Their Nukes CAN hit them. Dont think America untouchable. Yes I'm quite sure the US would win the war. But saying things such as "We'll blast em back to the stone age" and such is not ebing realistic. Shelling, nuking North korea would provoke a lot of innocent people which we know are being oppressed. There is a certain moral conflict. Plus America waging another war would most likely force America further down the financial pit.

Anyway , thats my 2 cents on the ubkect.
Rant over.
User avatar #122 to #76 - undeadwill (03/31/2013) [-]
If we go to war... We will end up slightly in the bronze age however they will become the forbidden valley of death. Where nothing exists
User avatar #113 to #76 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Technically we did fight with Korea but it was from 1950-1953 during the cold war

That classifies as a tie.
User avatar #106 to #76 - ronyx ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
The US has some pretty advanced weaponry specifically designed to shot down nukes. The only ones we have to worry about are teh Russian ones, they have this nuke that drops a ******** of mini nukes and the US wouldn't be able to shot them all down.
#94 to #76 - doganator (03/31/2013) [-]
Not saying they have the tech to do so, but we thought we knew that japan didnt have the fuel, tech, or will to do pearl harbor in ww2. We may not think they will do it but we need to keep our gaurd up. We can't assum this hypothosis is true 100%
#87 to #76 - hudspud (03/31/2013) [-]
After an American eye doctor went to NK to fix the cataracts of thousands of citizens not a single one thanked him and instead thanked "the dear leader". One went so far as to promise to find a gun and kill as many american's as he could. **** their "innocence". They're like WWII Japan but worse.
#80 to #76 - funnygiggles (03/31/2013) [-]
Based on all the crap the US gov is currently doing, I dont think that more financial debt is going to be a stopping factor.
User avatar #77 to #76 - zxxxmightyxxx (03/31/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #75 - durkadurka (03/31/2013) [-]
This whole thing is basically part of a military-dick measuring contest. Kim Jung Un must forget that he's Asian.
User avatar #74 - kingchase (03/31/2013) [-]
Midwest is pretty clear, Im safe
#91 to #74 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
Not true the mid west has the arsenal in rock island Illinois which is a pretty big armory for our troops
User avatar #71 - yacoob (03/31/2013) [-]
**** I live in California.
User avatar #107 to #71 - jalthelas (03/31/2013) [-]
It's ok, as long as you don't live in So-Cal.
User avatar #148 to #107 - yacoob (03/31/2013) [-]
That's the thing I do
#70 - caaaaarrrllll (03/31/2013) [-]
Rocket powa firthy americurn
Rocket powa firthy americurn
#65 - ningenpoop (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
NK is like that little sibling thats like "stop making fun of me or I'll hit you" *hits you* you feel nothing then punt the **** out of them
#58 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
They'll win, because they can read minds. Have you fools learnt nothing!?!
#53 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
how I view North Korea.
how I view North Korea.
#116 to #53 - golbot (03/31/2013) [-]
graphic. just a warning.
#67 to #53 - somenerd (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - Turtleboner (03/31/2013) [-]
North Korea. What are you doing. Stahp.
They would be ****** if they even attempted something against the US, ******* idiots...
#43 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
it doesnt look like theres a line to dc.. which you would think should be like target #1
User avatar #54 to #43 - friendlyanonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
They probably think Nashville is our center capital.
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