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#5 - taxideataxus (03/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
For the past year or so I have often found myself saying, "There's no way this guy is SO crazy he would attack America, no way." Not solely because I'm some sort of American supremist or something, but the guy's country is some little skidmark on a map and he has like 6 nukes or something to America's thousands, which wouldn't matter because ONE would wipe his whole game out.
But now I think he's not crazy, he's just really worried about letting his father down, and earning a father's respect from beyond the grave is going to drive him to do some crazy **** .
My guess is he goes off the deep end before the end of May.
#53 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how I view North Korea.
how I view North Korea.
#79 - themothafuckinking (03/31/2013) [-]
Either one of two things will happen.
1. North korea keeps pretending it's dick is huge and says it will shoot a missile but they aren't stupid enough to actually do it until eventually something ends the communist rule
2. North Korea keeps pretending for a bit until one of them thinks they're doing something ballsy but it's really just stupid and fires one. Then we shoot em out of the air and turn south korea into an island.
#11 - mkaymkay (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
All this North Korea **** is pissing me off. Honestly they probably took that picture on purpose so people would start taking their "war" seriously. Just ignore the the little kid who keeps trying to start **** but never backs it up.
#42 - fredslayer (03/31/2013) [-]
This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
#3 - dishie (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WELP...nothing we can do but wait.
User avatar #8 - demandsgayversion (03/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Everyone's freaking out about Korea proclaiming war and **** , they do this all the time. They're like a fussy child, just ignore them.
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#92 - Coolinbny ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
The lines don't account for the curvature of the Earth so this presents one of several possibilities.
1. They don't know about physics/the size of the Earth
2. It's propaganda (second most likely)
3. They are crab people (taste like crabs, talk like people/most likely)
#76 - zxxxmightyxxx (03/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
First off: i hope you intelligent enough to understanf they meant for this to be seen. Some sort of threat.

Secondly, they cant attack the U.S mainland. Not with their weaponry. BUT they most likely will attack US military bases such as Guam and others across South Korea.

Their Nukes CAN hit them. Dont think America untouchable. Yes I'm quite sure the US would win the war. But saying things such as "We'll blast em back to the stone age" and such is not ebing realistic. Shelling, nuking North korea would provoke a lot of innocent people which we know are being oppressed. There is a certain moral conflict. Plus America waging another war would most likely force America further down the financial pit.

Anyway , thats my 2 cents on the ubkect.
Rant over.
#70 - caaaaarrrllll (03/31/2013) [-]
Rocket powa firthy americurn
Rocket powa firthy americurn
#96 - mrmcput (03/31/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Once you get past all of the ******** bluster and bravado, you realize how truly pathetic North Korea really is.
#22 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/31/2013) [+] (16 replies)
There's a lot of propaganda against North Korea. They actually live quite well.
#1 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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i like how you get thumbs, but only when you're not logged in.
#84 - sloot (03/31/2013) [-]
if North Korea were to do something that stupid they would be asking to get royally ****** . Essentially if any nation today were to be stupid enough to fire at another country they would get gang banged harder than a Bukake
User avatar #75 - durkadurka ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
This whole thing is basically part of a military-dick measuring contest. Kim Jung Un must forget that he's Asian.
#41 - rockstarownage (03/31/2013) [+] (11 replies)
i honestly find it funny that they'r threatening us with missles because some of our (nuclear capable) bombers flew over SK in a training exercise.
they're trying to threaten us when we have TWO NUCLEAR CAPABLE bombers already within range, and easily more if necessary.
seriously, grow the **** up kim he seriously blind to the fact we're more than capable of retaliation
User avatar #71 - yacoob (03/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** I live in California.
#65 - ningenpoop (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - weightedtemp (03/30/2013) [-]
They have the silliest hats
#7 - zukabazuka (03/30/2013) [-]
If they ever start a war and they are going to lose it since the entire world is kind of scared of them using their nuclear weapons, If they have any. We would have to pretty much put down anyone in power in North Korea, its the only way to be sure most of the corrupt government is gone.

After that we just have to give the people food and water over the past year and fix most of their country. Anyone who would constantly try to kill these workers would most likely have to be killed or put in prison for a long time. Not all but there will be fanatics in this country.

If there ever is a war, its most likely going to be bloody since this country is very different from other countries the world has "liberated". If we don't decide to help them the country will most likely be run by the military and with that the country is going to be a far worse **** hole than it already is.
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