North Koreas Not So Secret Plans. . mine wall nature we thatta' green ewe. cheers.. For the past year or so I have often found myself saying, "There's no way this guy is SO crazy he would attack America, no way." Not solely because I' south korea Kim Jongil War america usa Nuclear meme Kim Ilsung
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - taxideataxus
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For the past year or so I have often found myself saying, "There's no way this guy is SO crazy he would attack America, no way." Not solely because I'm some sort of American supremist or something, but the guy's country is some little skidmark on a map and he has like 6 nukes or something to America's thousands, which wouldn't matter because ONE would wipe his whole game out.
But now I think he's not crazy, he's just really worried about letting his father down, and earning a father's respect from beyond the grave is going to drive him to do some crazy ****.
My guess is he goes off the deep end before the end of May.
User avatar #15 to #5 - atomschlumpf
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I just think he was always raised believing, his country is some super ass megapower and I guess all the generals around him keep telling him that.
He probably really thinks, he has a chance in the world....
#18 to #5 - anon id: e271309a
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He's only a figurehead for the country.

His advisors are telling him what to do.
User avatar #66 to #18 - imnotkickthecat
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He should ask Sadam what our modern military can do to a cold-war era armed military in a single day.
User avatar #56 to #5 - fargone
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I think what a lot of people are worried about is that while there's no way in hell North Korea could actually get a shot off at the rest of the world, they've had a long time to figure out the best way to **** up South Korea.
#62 to #5 - anon id: 2f2b417a
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there are a lot of rumors going around in China and Russia that North korea received a shipment of anywhere from 50-75 nuclear warheads from China in the last 3 months. There are so many missile interceptors all over the globe though that even if the rumors are true there is nothing to worry about
#114 to #62 - anon id: 7e10038e
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China isn't exactly stupid enough to start a war with the world by helping North Korea, they have their own problems already; not even their own population are happy with their government and their balloon economy.
Not even gonna talk about Russia, they aren't even a communist country.
#147 to #114 - anon id: 2f2b417a
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What you forget is that "China" isn't just a country, its a billion people, there are thousands of people in China willing to help North Korea **** up America trust me, it wouldn't have to be the Chinese government that hands them over, it could have been some billionaire
User avatar #35 to #5 - goblingang
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I don't think it's quite as deep as that man, he's just the spoilt child of a spoilt child, the kind of person you don't want at the head of your country...
#44 to #5 - doctoryou
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If he honestly wants to attack us, we will shoot his missiles out of the sky from Alaska, and then proceed to make South Korea the only Korea. That's just how I see it happening.
User avatar #101 to #44 - taxideataxus
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Here's the problem with that argument. It's not exactly easy shooting a missile out of the sky. Imagine trying to shoot a bullet out of the sky with another bullet.
User avatar #117 to #101 - pabloch
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Missile launches are all computerized, and it's more about being able to get the missile inside an explosion range, and I'm SURE the US government got some pretty nice and powerful computers.
#53 - yodaddysofat
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how I view North Korea.
how I view North Korea.
#67 to #53 - somenerd
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#116 to #53 - golbot
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graphic. just a warning.
#79 - themothafuckinking
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Either one of two things will happen.
1. North korea keeps pretending it's dick is huge and says it will shoot a missile but they aren't stupid enough to actually do it until eventually something ends the communist rule
2. North Korea keeps pretending for a bit until one of them thinks they're doing something ballsy but it's really just stupid and fires one. Then we shoot em out of the air and turn south korea into an island.
#11 - mkaymkay
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All this North Korea **** is pissing me off. Honestly they probably took that picture on purpose so people would start taking their "war" seriously. Just ignore the the little kid who keeps trying to start **** but never backs it up.
User avatar #13 to #11 - zarcos
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or beat his ass dead.
User avatar #30 to #13 - duudegladiator
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that just makes you look bad.
#108 to #11 - anon id: 6ba861b3
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oh really is that why they did it? I think it's time for Captain Obvious to get a promotion.
#42 - fredslayer
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This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
This is pretty much how I see this whole "War" going to be like.
#3 - dishie
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WELP...nothing we can do but wait.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vegardwd
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It's Ninjab Ryan
User avatar #8 - demandsgayversion
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Everyone's freaking out about Korea proclaiming war and ****, they do this all the time. They're like a fussy child, just ignore them.
#12 to #8 - restfullwicked
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the funny thing is that NK has been at war with SK for the last 40 years. they will either burn SK to the ground and be ****** by the UK and US forces. or they try to launch against a super power and be pounded into dirt right out the gate.
User avatar #24 to #12 - churrundo
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"What? United Kore- oh" - more than just me
#19 to #12 - tranminh
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honestly north korea is just stuck in the past...this cold war ******** needs to stop, the country is being run by a child
#20 to #19 - restfullwicked
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not even stuck in the past. more like being forced into a world that no longer exists. like i said. I kinda want the UN to go sort them out just so i can have some ******* peace and quiet. Argentina too for that matter, Both of them need to shut the **** up and accept the fact that noone gives a ****.
User avatar #14 to #8 - ariusbrightwing
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You! >:V
#16 to #14 - demandsgayversion
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#17 to #16 - ariusbrightwing
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#45 to #8 - doctoryou
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although they do often make threats, this is the first time they have actually done anything. The cease fire has been removed, and the war is back on.
User avatar #57 to #8 - fargone
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But they're like a fussy child saying they have a gun in their bag. Sure, they might just be making **** up for attention or because it's all they know how to do, but if that gun is real...
#9 to #8 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account**
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Agreed
#92 - Coolinbny
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The lines don't account for the curvature of the Earth so this presents one of several possibilities.
1. They don't know about physics/the size of the Earth
2. It's propaganda (second most likely)
3. They are crab people (taste like crabs, talk like people/most likely)
#76 - zxxxmightyxxx
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First off: i hope you intelligent enough to understanf they meant for this to be seen. Some sort of threat.

Secondly, they cant attack the U.S mainland. Not with their weaponry. BUT they most likely will attack US military bases such as Guam and others across South Korea.

Their Nukes CAN hit them. Dont think America untouchable. Yes I'm quite sure the US would win the war. But saying things such as "We'll blast em back to the stone age" and such is not ebing realistic. Shelling, nuking North korea would provoke a lot of innocent people which we know are being oppressed. There is a certain moral conflict. Plus America waging another war would most likely force America further down the financial pit.

Anyway , thats my 2 cents on the ubkect.
Rant over.
#87 to #76 - hudspud
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After an American eye doctor went to NK to fix the cataracts of thousands of citizens not a single one thanked him and instead thanked "the dear leader". One went so far as to promise to find a gun and kill as many american's as he could. **** their "innocence". They're like WWII Japan but worse.
User avatar #77 to #76 - zxxxmightyxxx
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*you're
#80 to #76 - funnygiggles
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Based on all the crap the US gov is currently doing, I dont think that more financial debt is going to be a stopping factor.
User avatar #94 to #76 - doganator
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Not saying they have the tech to do so, but we thought we knew that japan didnt have the fuel, tech, or will to do pearl harbor in ww2. We may not think they will do it but we need to keep our gaurd up. We can't assum this hypothosis is true 100%
User avatar #106 to #76 - ronyx
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The US has some pretty advanced weaponry specifically designed to shot down nukes. The only ones we have to worry about are teh Russian ones, they have this nuke that drops a ******** of mini nukes and the US wouldn't be able to shot them all down.
User avatar #113 to #76 - murrlogic
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Technically we did fight with Korea but it was from 1950-1953 during the cold war

That classifies as a tie.
User avatar #122 to #76 - undeadwill
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If we go to war... We will end up slightly in the bronze age however they will become the forbidden valley of death. Where nothing exists
#70 - caaaaarrrllll
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Rocket powa firthy americurn
Rocket powa firthy americurn