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#125 - FightClub (03/31/2013) [-]
yeah, a "friend of yours"

is this perhaps the OP of the first post that mentioned this?
#123 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
gay
#121 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
[big][gaybig]
User avatar #120 - bighairyfart ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Like everything, this content was 10x better when read in Morgan Freeman's voice.
User avatar #117 - hypetype (03/31/2013) [-]
[big][big]gay
#115 - ishotthedeputy (03/31/2013) [-]
What if he starts narrating his own narration?
#113 - swedishassassin ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #111 - snakefire ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Now I want to here morgan freeman sing
#110 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
Are you kidding??? Even if Morgan Freeman came up to you and said he ******** your entire family with a book full of random stuff, and said that he decapitated their heads with just paper cuts from the book and said you were next...what would you do?

You would clap for that Saint because his voice was that beautiful and godly.

Hell and if someone tried to assassinate Morgan Freeman, this is how it would play out. The assassin would fire his rifle, hoping he would only needs a single shot. As the bullet is traveling down range to Morgan's head, it would be wondering why this person would try to kill Morgan. When the bullet is just about 10 feet from Morgan, the bullet would say " **** it" because you cant kill someone who's just that...that... there's not even a word to describe what Morgan Freeman is! Finally, the bullet would stop, turn around, and go straight back into the rifle barrel, foretelling of what this man will do so from there on out, the assassin will kill Morgan Freeman
#116 to #110 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
This is #110, very last part I meant "never kill Morgan Freeman"
Sorry about that.
#109 - anonymous (03/31/2013) [-]
If Morgan Freeman told me to jump off a building into the crowd down below, I would do because of 2 reasons;
#1: Morgan Freeman told me so.
#2: God would never let me die for following one of his tasks
#105 - eesdaa (03/31/2013) [-]
If only.
If only.
User avatar #103 - Kraid (03/31/2013) [-]
Have him narrate the halftime report from the 50 yard line!
#102 - pureblur (03/31/2013) [-]
Is there a way we could all unanimously vote/elect Morgan Freeman to be God? Everything would be so much easier...
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User avatar #99 - spoonsnatcher (03/31/2013) [-]
**** he should just be a sports caster in general
User avatar #97 - funnyjunktitan (03/31/2013) [-]
He wouldn't even need to narrate, just stand there and be him.
#95 - gavenjones (03/31/2013) [-]
The next time they re release the old Doctor Seuss cartoons, they should hire Morgan Freeman to re record the narration. Then, record a second audio track where he voices everyone. Cindy Lu Who scuttles in and in that deep voice "Santy Claus, why are taking our tree? Why?"
#124 to #95 - Vpirate ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 - dishie (03/31/2013) [-]
**dishie rolled user kikomiaa ** What do you think?
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