That's pretty brutal. . Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my sun was with poop all ever his body, screaming "Eel: the Build bro bob the builder lifts
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That's pretty brutal

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my sun was
with poop all ever his body, screaming "Eel: the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowwhere he be
faund and I can' t get him he stop saying, n lame ass." PML
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User avatar #10 - tepidteal ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Babysitter: YOUR PAIN IS MY ONLY PAYMENT.
#90 to #10 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Now it has 145.
Get some you **** .
User avatar #44 to #10 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
You mean they don't pay her in gum?
User avatar #45 to #44 - baaltomekk (03/30/2013) [-]
From many movies I know that she gets payed in dick
#15 - kez (03/30/2013) [-]
Story time

>Used to hate bedtime
> Used to hide just before bedtime so i could stay up later
> In cupboards, under tables, behind curtains, once in the back garden in the bushes
> Parents get babysitter this one time
> Forget to tell her I hide If i realise the time is just before my 9pm bedtime
> In room playing playstation in lounge, babysitter checks on me 8:50
> Comes back 9pm. I am ******* no where to be found
>She panicks and starts searching and shouting for me. cant find me
>She starts to cry thinking she lost me, calls my parents say she lost me
> I get bored after like an hour, go back to playing playstation
> Parents get back, find me playing playstation and her in the kitchen crying
> Parents mad, tell them I been here whole time playing so I dont get in trouble
> Parents beleive me, send babysitter home, baby sitter beleives it me, says she must be crazy, been quite stressed recently
>Found out later she quit babysitting
#54 to #15 - slendertitties (03/31/2013) [-]
I really thought it was gonna say, "Found out later she committed suicide."
#20 to #15 - lazragoon (03/30/2013) [-]
I hate to say it friend, but your parents are retarded.
User avatar #21 to #20 - moevleboevle (03/30/2013) [-]
my time for story


>don't want to sleep
>go hiding
>chooses to hide under the bed
>Fell asleep under the bed
#22 to #21 - lazragoon (03/30/2013) [-]
You are the smoothest 			************		.
You are the smoothest ************ .
#26 to #22 - moevleboevle (03/30/2013) [-]
yeah I was pretty dumb
yeah I was pretty dumb
#83 to #22 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
What is this gif? Brokeback Mountain the Musical?
#85 to #83 - lazragoon (03/31/2013) [-]
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.   
.gif semi related, its them
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.
.gif semi related, its them
#86 to #85 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
They don't look like women, but cool ****
#87 to #86 - lazragoon (03/31/2013) [-]
They aren't all women.
They aren't all women.
#88 to #87 - deafitems (03/31/2013) [-]
I see that, but I meant the 2 in the front
#89 to #88 - lazragoon (03/31/2013) [-]
Lauren Lopez is the greatest 			************		 to ever live.
Lauren Lopez is the greatest ************ to ever live.
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#62 to #21 - drdiddly (03/31/2013) [-]
The story is now children.
>I always hated going to bed
>I always needed to run around
>I decide to hide from parents
>Grab a bunch of blankets
>Slither over to chair
>Try to fit under chair, only my head can get under
>This chair was one where you could pull the leiver and the little thing at the bottom would go up
>I pull the lever and the thing flicks up and sticks
>Pile blankets on me to hide rest of body
>Later on, my parents search for me but give up and go to bed
>I eventually fall asleep under the chair
>Next morning, Dad comes downstairs. He doesn't move the blankets or notice me
>He sits on chair
>Pulls down the lever
>Chair smashes down of my face
>Scream
>I crawl out from under the chair
>Black eye and large cut on forehead
>MFW I felt the chair crash on head
User avatar #73 to #62 - twi (03/31/2013) [-]
ahahah
User avatar #48 to #20 - fukkendragonite (03/30/2013) [-]
exactly, his parents KNOW he usually hides, so why didn't they put 2 and 2 together...?
#1 - retxab (03/30/2013) [-]
he will wreck your ****
User avatar #34 - brettyoke (03/30/2013) [-]
I had a few friends of mine over at my house today while my parents were out. My parents came home, not knowing I had friends over, and my dad burst into our gaming room, stark naked to try and piss my brother and I off.

Everyone went home and now my house is unpleasently quiet.
User avatar #70 to #34 - Noon (03/31/2013) [-]
Father of the year award goes to...
#23 - sharksloveme (03/30/2013) [-]
Is this ad on anyone else's screen? It's creeping me out.
#35 to #23 - frijoles ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
bahahahaha mines asking if gay marriage should be legal
User avatar #53 to #23 - bronybox ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
>Adblocker
User avatar #56 to #53 - jirichi (03/31/2013) [-]
inb4 banned
User avatar #72 to #56 - elcreepo (03/31/2013) [-]
Addy bans people who use adblock?
User avatar #77 to #72 - jirichi (03/31/2013) [-]
ye, he warned us some time ago, because he is a greedy ********* who wants his ad money
User avatar #27 to #23 - epitomeofawesome (03/30/2013) [-]
ad blocker, dude
User avatar #51 to #23 - pabloch (03/30/2013) [-]
Man, now I know what type of porn you watch
#64 to #23 - popkornking (03/31/2013) [-]
I just got it, it's free and is surprisingly useful, really no reason not to get it
#28 to #23 - taiphoon (03/30/2013) [-]
I got this
#19 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - crazycowhimself (03/30/2013) [-]
omfg i wish i had done that when i was 4 years old
#33 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
That is so ******* future
#30 - hazths (03/30/2013) [-]
#16 - allanenraged (03/30/2013) [-]
**allanenraged rolled a random image posted in comment #3677432 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
parent's face when
**allanenraged rolled a random image posted in comment #3677432 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
parent's face when
#46 to #16 - zenaki (03/30/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #3794903 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Babysitters face when fired
#47 to #46 - allanenraged (03/30/2013) [-]
**allanenraged rolled a random image posted in comment #3668076 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
kid's face when he grows up and recollects the event
#61 - mettallica (03/31/2013) [-]
Believe it or not he was the smartest 4 year-old to walk this planet.    
Then someone told him to get on /b.
Believe it or not he was the smartest 4 year-old to walk this planet.
Then someone told him to get on /b.
User avatar #14 - holycrapimacupcake (03/30/2013) [-]
Wait...wha-what?
User avatar #8 - phanact (03/30/2013) [-]
At least he is understanding the way of the world
#40 - sirfistalot (03/30/2013) [-]
here you go OP
#49 - peyko (03/30/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #376562 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Anyone have the picture of the girl, who is sitting on the cauch taking a fake staged picture for a facebook update of her having a good time at home with her cat?

Some one please deliver :/
User avatar #2 - dsendreturns (03/30/2013) [-]
This is the first time I laughed on this site in 9 months and 13 days.
User avatar #7 to #2 - jetpistol (03/30/2013) [-]
You never read the comments do you?
User avatar #9 to #2 - Z A H A (03/30/2013) [-]
sometimes comments are funnier then the post... But i understand what you're saying.. i've been lurking on 4chan a lot more for laughs now-a-days because funnyjunk has gone to **** the past year. but i still get a few chuckles every now and then
User avatar #3 to #2 - bowler (03/30/2013) [-]
and THIS is what you laughed at?? THIS??
User avatar #13 to #3 - dsendreturns (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm ****** up in the head.
#18 to #2 - PlaystationGuy (03/30/2013) [-]
Why do you keep coming back then?
User avatar #4 to #2 - bowler (03/30/2013) [-]
dont get me wrong im not hating, but... really??
#11 to #4 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
It was also the first time he was on FJ in 9months and 13 days.
#12 to #11 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
Makes sense. Or he's an emo kid that wants attention.
#32 to #12 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
could it be babys?
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