That's pretty brutal. . Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my sun was with poop all ever his body, screaming "Eel: the Build bro bob the builder lifts
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That's pretty brutal

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my sun was
with poop all ever his body, screaming "Eel: the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowwhere he be
faund and I can' t get him he stop saying, n lame ass." PML
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#10 - tepidteal ONLINE
Reply +145
(03/30/2013) [-]
Babysitter: YOUR PAIN IS MY ONLY PAYMENT.
#90 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(07/02/2013) [-]
Now it has 145.
Get some you ****.
#44 to #10 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE
Reply +6
(03/30/2013) [-]
You mean they don't pay her in gum?
#45 to #44 - baaltomekk
Reply +8
(03/30/2013) [-]
From many movies I know that she gets payed in dick
#15 - kez
Reply +94
(03/30/2013) [-]
Story time

>Used to hate bedtime
> Used to hide just before bedtime so i could stay up later
> In cupboards, under tables, behind curtains, once in the back garden in the bushes
> Parents get babysitter this one time
> Forget to tell her I hide If i realise the time is just before my 9pm bedtime
> In room playing playstation in lounge, babysitter checks on me 8:50
> Comes back 9pm. I am ******* no where to be found
>She panicks and starts searching and shouting for me. cant find me
>She starts to cry thinking she lost me, calls my parents say she lost me
> I get bored after like an hour, go back to playing playstation
> Parents get back, find me playing playstation and her in the kitchen crying
> Parents mad, tell them I been here whole time playing so I dont get in trouble
> Parents beleive me, send babysitter home, baby sitter beleives it me, says she must be crazy, been quite stressed recently
>Found out later she quit babysitting
#54 to #15 - slendertitties
Reply +1
(03/31/2013) [-]
I really thought it was gonna say, "Found out later she committed suicide."
#20 to #15 - lazragoon
Reply +37
(03/30/2013) [-]
I hate to say it friend, but your parents are retarded.
#21 to #20 - moevleboevle
Reply +52
(03/30/2013) [-]
my time for story


>don't want to sleep
>go hiding
>chooses to hide under the bed
>Fell asleep under the bed
#22 to #21 - lazragoon
Reply +24
(03/30/2013) [-]
You are the smoothest ************.
You are the smoothest ************.
#26 to #22 - moevleboevle
Reply +25
(03/30/2013) [-]
yeah I was pretty dumb
yeah I was pretty dumb
#83 to #22 - deafitems
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
What is this gif? Brokeback Mountain the Musical?
#85 to #83 - lazragoon
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.   
.gif semi related, its them
No its from the concert show of a Musical Theater troupe, the gif is just them worshiping him.
.gif semi related, its them
#86 to #85 - deafitems
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
They don't look like women, but cool ****
#87 to #86 - lazragoon
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
They aren't all women.
They aren't all women.
#88 to #87 - deafitems
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
I see that, but I meant the 2 in the front
#89 to #88 - lazragoon
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
Lauren Lopez is the greatest ************ to ever live.
Lauren Lopez is the greatest ************ to ever live.
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#62 to #21 - drdiddly
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
The story is now children.
>I always hated going to bed
>I always needed to run around
>I decide to hide from parents
>Grab a bunch of blankets
>Slither over to chair
>Try to fit under chair, only my head can get under
>This chair was one where you could pull the leiver and the little thing at the bottom would go up
>I pull the lever and the thing flicks up and sticks
>Pile blankets on me to hide rest of body
>Later on, my parents search for me but give up and go to bed
>I eventually fall asleep under the chair
>Next morning, Dad comes downstairs. He doesn't move the blankets or notice me
>He sits on chair
>Pulls down the lever
>Chair smashes down of my face
>Scream
>I crawl out from under the chair
>Black eye and large cut on forehead
>MFW I felt the chair crash on head
#73 to #62 - twi ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
ahahah
#48 to #20 - fukkendragonite
Reply +4
(03/30/2013) [-]
exactly, his parents KNOW he usually hides, so why didn't they put 2 and 2 together...?
#1 - retxab
Reply +84
(03/30/2013) [-]
he will wreck your ****
#39 to #1 - iviking ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
#17 - tenmillionbears
Reply +39
(03/30/2013) [-]
#34 - brettyoke
Reply +32
(03/30/2013) [-]
I had a few friends of mine over at my house today while my parents were out. My parents came home, not knowing I had friends over, and my dad burst into our gaming room, stark naked to try and piss my brother and I off.

Everyone went home and now my house is unpleasently quiet.
#70 to #34 - Noon
Reply +2
(03/31/2013) [-]
Father of the year award goes to...
#2 - dsendreturns
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
This is the first time I laughed on this site in 9 months and 13 days.
#7 to #2 - jetpistol
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
You never read the comments do you?
#9 to #2 - Z A H A
Reply +3
(03/30/2013) [-]
sometimes comments are funnier then the post... But i understand what you're saying.. i've been lurking on 4chan a lot more for laughs now-a-days because funnyjunk has gone to **** the past year. but i still get a few chuckles every now and then
#18 to #2 - PlaystationGuy
Reply +8
(03/30/2013) [-]
Why do you keep coming back then?
#3 to #2 - bowler
Reply +13
(03/30/2013) [-]
and THIS is what you laughed at?? THIS??
#13 to #3 - dsendreturns
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
I'm ****** up in the head.
#4 to #2 - bowler
Reply +32
(03/30/2013) [-]
dont get me wrong im not hating, but... really??
#11 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
It was also the first time he was on FJ in 9months and 13 days.
#12 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
Makes sense. Or he's an emo kid that wants attention.
#32 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
could it be babys?
#23 - sharksloveme
Reply +23
(03/30/2013) [-]
Is this ad on anyone else's screen? It's creeping me out.
#27 to #23 - epitomeofawesome
Reply -4
(03/30/2013) [-]
ad blocker, dude
#35 to #23 - frijoles
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
bahahahaha mines asking if gay marriage should be legal
#53 to #23 - bronybox
Reply 0
(03/30/2013) [-]
>Adblocker
#56 to #53 - jirichi
Reply -2
(03/31/2013) [-]
inb4 banned
#72 to #56 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
Addy bans people who use adblock?
#77 to #72 - jirichi
Reply 0
(03/31/2013) [-]
ye, he warned us some time ago, because he is a greedy ********* who wants his ad money
#51 to #23 - pabloch
Reply +2
(03/30/2013) [-]
Man, now I know what type of porn you watch
#64 to #23 - popkornking
Reply +2
(03/31/2013) [-]
I just got it, it's free and is surprisingly useful, really no reason not to get it
#28 to #23 - taiphoon
Reply +8
(03/30/2013) [-]
I got this
#19 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +22
(03/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - phanact
Reply +16
(03/30/2013) [-]
At least he is understanding the way of the world
#30 - hazths
Reply +12
(03/30/2013) [-]