Things that boys do. sigh How romantic.. hate being 5'8
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#84 - rthehammerdavis (03/31/2013) [-]
Hey baby
Hey baby
#34 - thechosentroll (03/30/2013) [-]
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Normally being 6'7" sucks, but it has its' moments.
#13 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
******* hate being 5'8
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#42 to #13 - IronWill (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't worry, there are still plenty of girls are shorter than 5'8. Just don't stand near taller guys when hitting on girls.
User avatar #73 to #13 - thatmetalguy (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm 5'8 at age 17. I never really had a problem with my height. The only time it irritated me was when there was this one chick who was taller than me. You're pretty average sized, i wouldn't let it get ya down man
User avatar #148 to #73 - adrilazzaro (03/31/2013) [-]
5'7 here, surrounded by 6'3 vikings
WHYYY
User avatar #151 to #148 - thatmetalguy (04/01/2013) [-]
Where do yall live? Cause most everyone where I live is my height. I'm bigger then most people though
User avatar #154 to #151 - adrilazzaro (04/01/2013) [-]
I live in Houston, but i go to a British/European school so it's full of dutch and Germans and English and so on
User avatar #155 to #154 - thatmetalguy (04/01/2013) [-]
I live like 45 min south of Houston. Everyone here is pretty average. Btw, wtf is with the weather? I've frozen my ass more than i have during winter
User avatar #156 to #155 - adrilazzaro (04/02/2013) [-]
i know! and just a few days ago it was hot again, ******* Houston weather
#31 to #13 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
im 5 8.25
**** you
#18 to #13 - likeabosspwn (03/30/2013) [-]
Im 6'1 and I got a concussion from running into a pipe in my basement playing hockey.
Im 6'1 and I got a concussion from running into a pipe in my basement playing hockey.
User avatar #22 to #13 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm 5'2. Let that sink in for a bit. Feel my pain and fury.
#25 to #22 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
6'4" Master Race
6'4" Master Race
User avatar #27 to #25 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will shove my hobbit foot so far up your ass.
#29 to #27 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.   
   
You know.   
   
Because of how short you are.   
   
   
   
   
(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.

You know.

Because of how short you are.




(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
User avatar #30 to #29 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess.
User avatar #121 to #27 - ICEDgrunge (03/31/2013) [-]
Calm down there, Napoleon.
User avatar #133 to #121 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Shut up and get me out of exile, asshat.
User avatar #109 to #22 - icytime (03/31/2013) [-]
Woah, I'm 5'11 and 16, how does it feel, and how is everyday life? Are people ********* ?

Not even being mean or anything I'm actually curious.
User avatar #135 to #109 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really, but I hate having to look up at people alot of the time. And being mistaken for a 14 year old.
#98 to #22 - xxlopikedxx (03/31/2013) [-]
5'0 reporting in
5'0 reporting in
#91 to #22 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry. Liking taller guys doesn't mean you won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
I bet you have plenty things to like other than your hight. And besides, not every girl liked tall boys.
#92 to #91 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
wait what kind of ******* sentence was that?
*Liking taller guys doesn't mean we won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
#70 to #22 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
But how old are you
User avatar #71 to #70 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I am 19.
#74 to #71 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
6'1 15 year old reporting in
User avatar #55 to #22 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I know a 13 year old that's 5'5.
Sorry, bro.
User avatar #57 to #55 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I just flipped my computer so hard it hibernated on me.
#93 to #57 - skybluetroll ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Im 16 tomorrow, and 5' 6"

Man, you must have a Short temper if you get made fun of.
User avatar #60 to #57 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
What if it was me?
User avatar #63 to #60 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will throw you into Mt. Doom like Frodo did the ring.
(I can make so many Hobbit jokes about myself.)
User avatar #65 to #63 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Not before I spit ontop of your head.
(I suddenly feel much more amused, and It's right past midnight. To bed with giggles!)
User avatar #68 to #65 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
The Dwarves call me the Robber.
Because I will ******* rob your blood from your body.
#23 to #22 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
woah, how old are you?
User avatar #24 to #23 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
19.
#26 to #24 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel that feel somehow
I feel that feel somehow
User avatar #28 to #26 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
It is a painful existence.
User avatar #9 - adrilazzaro (03/30/2013) [-]







I ******* hate being short
#12 to #9 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
6'5'' is not fun either, but i have to DJ 4DM1N that i would not want to be shorter than 6'3''
User avatar #14 to #12 - adrilazzaro (03/30/2013) [-]
..yeah you'd hate being me then




5'7
User avatar #10 to #9 - chuckstein (03/30/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#19 - Loppytaffy (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, **** you, too.
#32 to #19 - Alchemyst (03/30/2013) [-]
Well....
User avatar #35 to #32 - thechosentroll (03/30/2013) [-]
Shiiiieeeeeeeeet. He got so big that Japan's just sitting on his shoulder like a parrot. ****** must be huge.
User avatar #36 to #32 - Loppytaffy (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah everyone's tall in Japan.
On that note, why's there a map of Japan?
#113 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2013) [-]
mfw 5'2"
User avatar #114 to #113 - mrnanners (03/31/2013) [-]
Manlet.

Jk, I wub yoou, bby.
#118 to #114 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2013) [-]
I wub u 2
I wub u 2
#108 - sachonebeef (03/31/2013) [-]
So every guy but me then?   
   
5'6" 19 year old peasant race
So every guy but me then?

5'6" 19 year old peasant race
#127 to #108 - apocalypseboyz (03/31/2013) [-]
5'4" here. On the other hand, we save money on clothes and I can still get youth bus and ski passes instead of paying for the adult ones.
User avatar #131 to #127 - sachonebeef (03/31/2013) [-]
The money saved on clothes is a major plus. My beard and shaved head apparently give off the impression I'm in my mid-20's though. Adult costs all the way for me...
#137 to #131 - apocalypseboyz (03/31/2013) [-]
Still can't grow a beard, so I don't even bother anymore, I just shave daily to stop the patchworks. I actually got told today to stop reading a Mad magazine at a convenience store because I was "Too young for it".

I'm 19, man. I could buy porn if I wanted too.
User avatar #141 to #137 - sachonebeef (03/31/2013) [-]
Do not fear. One day us short folk will rise to the top. Figuratively anyway...
#142 to #141 - apocalypseboyz (03/31/2013) [-]
We'll get our way to the top by building a staircase of our enemies bodies.
We'll get our way to the top by building a staircase of our enemies bodies.
User avatar #126 to #108 - danielph (03/31/2013) [-]
**** yeah (only 18)
User avatar #106 - commanderbunbun (03/31/2013) [-]
i'm 6'3 and my girlfriend is 2'5. but don't it's weird. she's a little person.


but it sucks that she's not old enough to drive yet
#21 - xygote (03/30/2013) [-]
You get Slender's monumental size then you see his fingers and your face just looks like this
#41 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm 6'0 and black
Master Race
User avatar #128 to #41 - twi (03/31/2013) [-]
lol
covered
#143 to #128 - covered (03/31/2013) [-]
hay buddeh
User avatar #163 to #41 - studbeefpile (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm 6'0 and white
Massah Race

please, someone get this.
#49 to #41 - tehsnoo (03/30/2013) [-]
******* aren't the master race
User avatar #59 to #41 - rebby (03/30/2013) [-]
my cousin is like 6'7" or some ****
#61 to #59 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
I know the feel.
My friend Kenneth (mind you, we're the same age) is like 6'5" or 6'6"
******** huge
User avatar #64 to #61 - rebby (03/30/2013) [-]
he has to duck through doorways
god damn
im not blood related though so i dont have a chance to be that tall. im like 5'9"
User avatar #66 to #64 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
Does he play basketball?
User avatar #69 to #66 - rebby (03/30/2013) [-]
no. he did get held back like 4 times and is in the military now
User avatar #72 to #69 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
Ah.. 6'7" in the military, dat intimidation
User avatar #79 to #72 - rebby (03/30/2013) [-]
and hes not very smart so i imagine him going crazy sometimes and not being able to comprehend reason or something
idk
User avatar #44 to #41 - parr (03/30/2013) [-]
6'0" is becoming average, nothing to be proud of
User avatar #45 to #44 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm 16, not even done growing
User avatar #46 to #45 - parr (03/30/2013) [-]
6'1" white and I'm 16, me neither
User avatar #48 to #46 - covered (03/30/2013) [-]
But even if I don't grow as tall as I want, I'll never go bald, my grandfather still has a full head of hair at 60 somethin. No male pattern baldness here :>
User avatar #51 to #48 - dratyats (03/30/2013) [-]
6'4'' white, 16. wheres my ******* medal?
User avatar #58 to #51 - lizardnigger (03/30/2013) [-]
5'11" white, 15.
#100 to #58 - coolcman (03/31/2013) [-]
6'1 15 no big deal
#95 to #58 - tubbymeatball (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm 5'11" white, and 15 too. you're now my main nugga
#76 to #58 - mreggsalad (03/30/2013) [-]
6'7" White. 17. Where is your God now?
User avatar #77 to #76 - lizardnigger (03/30/2013) [-]
He was on the basketball court but you scared him away
#62 to #41 - ShockedNazi (03/30/2013) [-]
im white and 1 1/2 ft when im laying down   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
boners
im white and 1 1/2 ft when im laying down








boners
#90 to #41 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
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#67 - wtfdontlickme (03/30/2013) [-]
mfw my boyfriend is 6'1" and I'm 4'9".
mfw my boyfriend is 6'1" and I'm 4'9".
#102 to #67 - katypower (03/31/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 6'1 and My boyfriend is 5'10
''So I'm taller then you? Then you should maybe just stick your tongue out and maybe it'll reach my tits''
User avatar #80 - CaptainKill (03/30/2013) [-]
If you are 5'8 or taller, you have noting to complain about height wise. You are statistically taller than most women out there.

Height isn't everything anyway. Personality and posture can go a long way. Also, I'm 5'10 (178cm) which is a tad above average here in the states, but I also weigh 205lbs at 12% bodyfat, which makes me simply more massive than more guys out there.

tl;dr: If you aren't happy with your height, build up some muscle and work on "walking tall."
User avatar #82 to #80 - solareyes (03/31/2013) [-]
And then there's me. 5'10 as a girl...
User avatar #88 to #80 - beatlestrainerwins (03/31/2013) [-]
im 5'7''
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User avatar #150 to #80 - adrilazzaro (03/31/2013) [-]
5'7 but my school's full of European 6'3 vikings, don't think i'm getting any taller either, dad's 5'8 and i'm Latino/Arabic race
User avatar #53 - thechosenwon (03/30/2013) [-]
there's a slenderman movie? wat
#52 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
thanks to you I have to go look up slender porn
User avatar #1 - yolvag (03/30/2013) [-]
been thinking about watching that movie.
#33 to #1 - zeroxbass (03/30/2013) [-]
Marble Hornets is a great youtube series ._. How do you not know about Marble Hornets yet know about Slender Man? It's made by some college students and if I'm not mistaken they've also had Steven Spielberg review their movie/series and he enjoyed it (not 100% sure about the Spielberg part). They have 2 seasons out so far and I believe they're working on the third season now.
User avatar #47 to #33 - yolvag (03/30/2013) [-]
i watched others play it on youtube. I don't remember seeing anything like marble hornets in the related video section on the right. my bad I just remember seeing the slenderman movie from this site> www2.zmovie.co< co is not a typo neither is 2 I would recommend you close out pop up as fast as you can...... they have viruses. quality is usely bad but there are some good ones.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thisbepi (03/30/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
User avatar #6 to #2 - DemonX (03/30/2013) [-]
Wow guys....

If you had googled "Slender man the Movie" then you would have found something....
#134 to #6 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
Yay :D. I'm 7'0 and 25. **** all you short people
User avatar #124 to #6 - basstard (03/31/2013) [-]
Eh,probably going to be some trashy commercial **** so it would be 'wievable' for the audiance.
User avatar #3 to #1 - yomamafatasfuck (03/30/2013) [-]
same would like to know source.
#4 to #1 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
THERE'S A MOVIE?!?
User avatar #5 to #1 - wickkles (03/30/2013) [-]
Tell me about this movie you speak of.
#78 - emiyasama (03/30/2013) [-]
Somewhat related.
User avatar #105 to #78 - yusay ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Doesn't Gil just absolutely destroy him in UBW?
User avatar #8 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
you see this
this is what i like
whos raping who slendy huh
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