Flanders. Atheists 1. em, how did yen make these amazing fish? Flanders: Accualty, God made same fish that were pretty dose tn these.. F an ers: so natura we ac
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Flanders

em, how did yen make these amazing fish?
Flanders: Accualty, God made same fish that were pretty
dose tn these..
F an ers: so natura we acted those er
further breeding.
Lisa: So that natural selection was
the origin of this species?
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#99 - darthblam (03/30/2013) [-]
MFW the comments section is filled with people talking about how the comments section is filled with people complaining about how the comments section is filled with religious debates that don't seem to exist.
#290 to #99 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
MFW the comments section is filled with people talking about how people talk about how the comments section is filled with people complaining about how the comments section is filled with religions debates that don't seem to exist.

mfw I have no face
#164 to #99 - igenatius (03/30/2013) [-]
We have to go deeper!
We have to go deeper!
User avatar #198 to #145 - gragasvlad ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
It's the rare magic **** fish :O I'm told that it tastes like chicken.
User avatar #274 to #145 - octaviano ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
There's my swimming **** ...
...and it's gone!
#72 - bursu (03/30/2013) [-]
Jesus Sux?
User avatar #56 - lolfire (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY CHRISTIANS !!!!







Just saying hey.
User avatar #65 to #56 - unknownmercury ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY ATHEISTS!!!!

Back at ya.
User avatar #74 to #65 - goodguygary (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY AGNOSTICS

we need to include everybody
#77 to #74 - trollsidon (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY MUSLIMS   
   
Yeah, what he said.
HEY MUSLIMS

Yeah, what he said.
User avatar #78 to #77 - rockmanfan (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY KOOL-AID!
#82 to #78 - trollsidon (03/30/2013) [-]
You saw nothing.
User avatar #79 to #78 - buttplugmaster (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY HINDUS

I like where this thread is going.
User avatar #85 to #79 - nuclearnarwhal (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY *******


You said everybody.
#86 to #85 - verby (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY LYNCH MOBS everyone means everyone
#93 to #86 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY YAYYAYYAYA!
HEY YAYYAYYAYA!
User avatar #98 to #93 - desiduratum (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY PROTESTANTS!
#103 to #98 - condormcninja (03/30/2013) [-]
HEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY
HEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY
#112 to #103 - BillyRyan (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY ARNOLD!
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#172 to #112 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#259 to #172 - yoshimeetsu (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY is for horses
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User avatar #126 to #86 - edmin (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY BITCH

Yeah I'm talking to you.
User avatar #94 to #86 - rokkarokkaali (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY GOOCHMASTER he should be here too
User avatar #88 to #79 - jdsalenger (03/30/2013) [-]
HEY PAGENS
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#52 - mcbmichael (03/30/2013) [-]
take that description
User avatar #75 to #52 - goodguygary (03/30/2013) [-]
Atheistzilla did not attack Japan, Godzilla did


Atheists:2

Christians:1
#104 to #75 - tomthehippie (03/30/2013) [-]
Silly Goodguygary, Aitheistzilla doesn't have the power to attack Japan. Only Godzilla does.

Atheists:0
Godzilla:9,001
User avatar #101 to #75 - desiduratum (03/30/2013) [-]
Godzilla worshipers 1
Japanese non-believers 0
#58 to #52 - lastsamurai (03/30/2013) [-]
I hear heath ledger met some of the patients too.
User avatar #68 to #58 - sixsicsix (03/30/2013) [-]
I started to make a comment about Ledger being dead

I see what you did there
#87 to #68 - verby (03/30/2013) [-]
Christians 3
Atheists 2
It's getting interesting
#5 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
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I foresee a lot of discussion about religion and evolution in the comments..
User avatar #9 to #5 - GnRNoD (03/29/2013) [-]
did you just made an account based on the 4hcan post on frontpage?
User avatar #10 to #9 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
Look at my profile and you tell me
#11 to #10 - GnRNoD (03/29/2013) [-]
I see...
Well Im watching you.
#12 to #11 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
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Yay, I have a follower
#7 to #5 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm Christian and i believe in evolution, i am also not against homosexuality or abortion.
I'm Christian and i believe in evolution, i am also not against homosexuality or abortion.
#120 to #7 - capslockwut (03/30/2013) [-]
Legit question here, not flaming:

How can you be a Christian and believe in evolution? Doesn't evolution contradict a fair amount of the Bible? I'm not a Christian so I'm a bit curious.
User avatar #174 to #120 - akkere ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
You can be; the Catholic Church has even accepted the concept of Evolution, also the Vatican even has scientific researchers, so it's not like they denounce knowledge outside of the book.

The Bible to some degree isn't meant to be taken literally; you've got some pretty f'd up results then.

I suppose you could say if the Bible was meant to be taken in a literal sense, then the purpose of the Vatican researchers is to witness two realities; the one described in by the Bible, and the one described by our very own eyes, and it's a matter of meshing them to a point it makes sense.

At least, that's what I make of it.
User avatar #306 to #174 - cadencee (03/31/2013) [-]
Step 1: Take the bible metaphorically and realise there is no original sin.

Step 2: Still tell children that they need to accept Jesus Christ into their hearts otherwise they will burn in hell.

Step 3:?????

Step 4: Profit
#156 to #120 - ookichinchindesu (03/30/2013) [-]
You technically can't my friend. But there are bible believing Christians, and nominal Christians. I am the first of these two, in other words, I take the bible literally ( unless we are talking about parables don't be a smartass ;D ) anyways.. then nominal Christians are those who are Christians by saying they are Christians, and don't necessarily have all your "standard" Christian values. They take on extra beliefs and have different perceptions when reading the bible. I am not "flaming" this person either, before anyone gets butthurt. Because you really can't technically be a Christian of the actual faith, and also believe in evolution, because Genesis will contradict your mixed beliefs. Sorry for long answer, I hate typing short ones :D
User avatar #122 to #120 - abcz (03/30/2013) [-]
it does, you can be a christian and be okay with not being against homosexuality, but not with abortion or evolution.
User avatar #138 to #122 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Unless, and this goes to you capslockwut too, you're not the type to take the bible that literally. It's an interesting piece of philosophy, but there are actually people out there who knows that philosophical books aren't to be taken 100% literally.
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#19 to #7 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #19 - houseofbrick (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah, called Christians with brains in their skulls.
#26 to #21 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/29/2013) [-]
+1
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User avatar #296 to #7 - picamix (03/30/2013) [-]
hi christian, my friend has the same name
#297 to #296 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 to #7 - deescalation ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
you get a thumb for the Nichijou reaction picture, and I wish I could give you another for being a sensible human being, but I just have the one thumb
#70 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
I like you.
#168 to #7 - donglewotsit (03/30/2013) [-]
So what exactly is it that makes you Christian, if you don't mind my asking?
#233 to #168 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I just try to be a "good" person, it's about giving everyone a chance and showing people the same love god showed us.
User avatar #62 to #7 - ihaveakeyboard (03/30/2013) [-]
seconded except abortion
I am against that
User avatar #102 to #62 - condormcninja (03/30/2013) [-]
What about for rape or incest?

Not trying to start an argument, just interested.
User avatar #245 to #102 - ihaveakeyboard (03/30/2013) [-]
I am not condemning those who do it, they think they aren't doing anything wrong
I just think that it is murder, and that one wrongdoing does not justify another
User avatar #298 to #245 - condormcninja (03/30/2013) [-]
Fair enough. The problem I have is with those who openly antagonize those who do it, and you don't do that, so great. Thumb for your well explained opinion with no flaming or anything like that.
User avatar #118 to #62 - combatmonkey ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Personally I only have a problem when people use it like it's birth control. But hey that's just my opinion.
#201 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
So you are the super christian?
#109 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Im Muslim and i also believe in evolution. that's right MUSLIM.
you may now down vote...
#166 to #109 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
ha muslim

no but seriously, not everyone thinks muslims are bad
User avatar #203 to #7 - mrqoqlobo (03/30/2013) [-]
You make me proud to be christian as well.
#143 to #7 - davidavidson (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm against an abortion after a heartbeat is detected

They are therefor a living being compared to a flab of flesh
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User avatar #106 to #7 - abcz (03/30/2013) [-]
you can't believe in evolution and be a christian at the same time, sorry to break it to ya
#129 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Then you're not a Christian.
User avatar #30 to #7 - studbeefpile (03/30/2013) [-]
That's quite an oxymoronic stance you've got there.
User avatar #140 to #7 - cadencee (03/30/2013) [-]
So you aren't truly a Christian then? Call it what you want, if you don't follow the teachings of Christianity then you are simply believing what you wish too and not following.... anything.
#195 to #140 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I do follow Jesus teachings.
#136 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
youre not a real christian then asshole homos are wrong and they should feel wrong and you can suck dick in hell for your beliefs
User avatar #225 to #7 - monkeysniper (03/30/2013) [-]
Finally someone reasonable
#261 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Thumb for awesomeness, and for Nichijou.
#258 to #7 - samjamfan (03/30/2013) [-]
then you aren't christian some extent. depending on what you define as evolution.   
I personally believe that species can chang over time by the environment weeding out those who don't fit the quota for survival, but I also believe that a wolf turning into a whale is just straight up absurd (the wolf-whale evolution was consantly jammed down my throat in high school) Also god doesn't hate gays, he sees us all equally the same. and according to me, babies don't have a soul until their born and even then it still developing. I also believe that the soul lies somewhere in the brain
then you aren't christian some extent. depending on what you define as evolution.
I personally believe that species can chang over time by the environment weeding out those who don't fit the quota for survival, but I also believe that a wolf turning into a whale is just straight up absurd (the wolf-whale evolution was consantly jammed down my throat in high school) Also god doesn't hate gays, he sees us all equally the same. and according to me, babies don't have a soul until their born and even then it still developing. I also believe that the soul lies somewhere in the brain
#276 to #258 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I believe that the story of creation does not mean literally seven days, as inthe original translation it was just stated as periods of time. And God's creation represents how he shaped the creatures to their enviroment.
#152 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't like agree with abortion itself, I only agree with idea of women having the choice.
#37 to #7 - kanpai (03/30/2013) [-]
well, that is kind of a douche move against the other christians,.... i mean these guys spend like 2000 years establishing these rules and principles, and you go around doing the opposite of that , but yet you associate yourself with them ... i mean either be a complete christian or not at all.
#54 to #37 - limb (03/30/2013) [-]
Why would you start a flame?
#40 to #37 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Listen dude, jesus told us to love our neighbour, that includes my gay neighbour and anyother neighbour, no matter what you should try to show people some kindess


and i'm i christian so i wouldn't be gay, however it isn't my place to tell others how to live their lives, i follow god's teachings, but that is my choice and i won't force them on others.

So when i say i'm fine with abortion and gays, i would only personally aprove of abortion in dire situations and i how no personal desire to be gay. But it just isn't my place to force it on others, i can try to convince them sure, but that's as far as i go.
Also we could get into a huge debate about jesus forgiving sins so that essentially nullifies the specific teachings and you just have to try to be good.
User avatar #43 to #40 - toosexyforyou (03/30/2013) [-]
A couple points to address in that"

1. So the bible tells you to love your gay neighbor even though it's not right to be gay.

2. It's not your place to tell other's how to live their lives but only to tell others what to believe and if you believe that thing you have to follow a book that tells you how to live your life.

3. You're saying it's okay to go against the bible when it suits you. How very convenient. Well played Christians...well played.
#76 to #43 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Jesus says love everyone, EVERYONE what part of this is so hard to understand/

If others ask it is my duty to teach them about jesus, but i will not force it on them

**** off with this last one, read the new testiment, jesus basically says, love and peace, don't be too much of a dick and ask forgiveness for when you are.
#218 to #76 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
jesus said nothing... they made storrys about him after he was dead LONG AFTER, if you eaven beleve he every lived. theres 0 proof of it 0 of him every existing! i can make a storry right now about some duy 100 years ago that did some ******* **** like that... so **** you!
#281 to #218 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Tacitus and some other Roman historians of the time mentions him I think. But only in a "he lived", kinda way. Of course, the question arise, why mention him if he did nothing?
Either way, I don't give a **** , I believe he lived, you believe... he didn't? I guess? But thats none of my busniess.
If he did all they say he did... some of it maybe? Was a good person, probably?
But I believe in what he thought people atleast (be a good person and blablabla), because you can't deny that "his" ideas was pretty good (especially for his time).
User avatar #41 to #40 - kanpai (03/30/2013) [-]
i have no intention of having a religion argument , but i meant that if you were to approve of all the things your religion frowns upon , it is essentially the same as becoming a nazi because you like the german culture.
#42 to #41 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I wasn't going to start an argument, i'm just saying that it was a highly debatable subject.
And dude, that's... no, nothing at all like that
User avatar #51 to #37 - psykojet (03/30/2013) [-]
Evolution is science, but not completely against the Bible.
Homosexuality was apart of Leviticus when the Jews moved to Sodomy which might as well have been New Jersey by today's standards. They also couldn't cut their hair, eat meat that hasn't been drained, and one other thing which I don't remember.
Abortion never showed up in the Bible though.
#46 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
then your not a real Christian you just a guy who believes in intelligent design and picks what in a religion he likes why do you think that's a Christian
#66 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
^ this guy.
#217 to #7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Thanks for the ********* retard...Now go and talk to your fake friend, and you cant call yourself cristian, and beleve in those things...if the planet is over 6000years and so on. no adam/eve=no sin=no jesus=no cristianety.. You are a ******* retard... And you need to be in a metal hospital, Whith all other religus schizofrends!
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User avatar #142 to #7 - lovrotheunicorn (03/30/2013) [-]
sorry bud but that basicly means you'll go to hell because believing in evolution = not believing in that place adam and eve were born = god r rape u in asss
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#207 to #7 - sirfisticuffs (03/30/2013) [-]
Lemongrab approves.
Lemongrab approves.
#69 - deezknuts (03/30/2013) [-]
>the comment section is filled with people warning everyone about how the comment section is going to be filled with religious debates
>the comment section is filled with people warning everyone about how the comment section is going to be filled with religious debates
#8 - ironsoul ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #230 to #8 - monkeysniper (03/30/2013) [-]
That's amazingly accurate
#13 to #8 - solitaryweasel (03/29/2013) [-]
Yerp,
You believe what you want, I believe what I want. There's no such thing as reality.
**** science.
User avatar #227 to #13 - monkeysniper (03/30/2013) [-]
Then skip this post
User avatar #239 to #227 - solitaryweasel (03/30/2013) [-]
We can't walk about pretending religion doesn't matter.
Imagine you weren't allowed to criticise others' science. A celebrity might come on a chat show, and is asked by Ellen:
"So, how do you believe the dinosaurs went extinct?"
"I have strong faith in mass-dinosaur-suicide."
"Good for you."
At some point, we are going to have to discuss things and come to a reasonable conclusion, not pride ourselves on huge variation.
User avatar #241 to #239 - monkeysniper (03/30/2013) [-]
Yes but not to offend anyone on this but I can't help...why do most christians belive in something like the earth is 6000 years old it's been proven otherwise or how evolution is fake when it has been proven (strong evidence but doesn't disprove their religion really)
#254 to #241 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
Only some Christians. Most don't believe that
User avatar #304 to #254 - monkeysniper (03/30/2013) [-]
the worst are the ones that are like "you must accept jesus as your lord and savior" one of my friends found out i was atheist and we were good friends and then she wouldn't even talk to me after that... ******* hate those people...
User avatar #67 to #8 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
until the guys with god and the guys without god need to decide government policy :\
User avatar #17 - thinkwithportals (03/29/2013) [-]
That's actually artificial selection
User avatar #36 to #17 - maxismahname (03/30/2013) [-]
I was taught selective breeding
User avatar #47 to #36 - Crusader (03/30/2013) [-]
6 one way
Half-dozen the other
User avatar #20 to #17 - aldheim (03/29/2013) [-]
It's a play on the fact that he said 'naturally'
User avatar #238 to #169 - bigmanfifty (03/30/2013) [-]
The internet is where God came to die
#16 - Fagdust ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #260 to #16 - Vantum (03/30/2013) [-]
Who is she?
#295 to #260 - irvea (03/30/2013) [-]
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Bridget.
#128 - Churd (03/30/2013) [-]
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#158 - hamdaman (03/30/2013) [-]
Sums up the comment section
#162 to #158 - spoonless (03/30/2013) [-]
mfw athetits

#139 - halor (03/30/2013) [-]
very effective it seems, getting rain at the moment
#100 - Jowi (03/30/2013) [-]
No matter how right she is, I hate Lisa and everything she stands for when she has that smug, bitch face on.
User avatar #121 to #100 - ivoryhammer (03/30/2013) [-]
Her voice is what gets me, hate it so much
#144 to #121 - decoyoctopus (03/30/2013) [-]
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The chick that plays Lisa sounds like that IRL ... Oh god, can you imagine her talking dirty during sex? ... how freaky would that be...
#147 to #146 - decoyoctopus (03/30/2013) [-]
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I know, right? scary image...
#242 - awakendhybrid (03/30/2013) [-]
This thread may not contain many Internet fights because many of the Christians are doing family/church stuff over the Easter weekend.
User avatar #270 to #242 - explore (03/30/2013) [-]
What even though Easter isn't actually a Christian holiday?
User avatar #279 to #270 - mayormilkman (03/30/2013) [-]
We already know about that and, more importantly, don't care.
#262 to #242 - hanyouvale (03/30/2013) [-]
and thats what i like to hear
#237 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
_ Religion!_
_ Religion!_
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