Ha!. dick . A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, "You don' t have enough bullets mate!
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#1 - gameboyadvancesp (03/29/2013) [-]
I dyslexic walks into a bank.

He then yells
"Put em' up mother stickers! This
is a **** up!"
User avatar #20 to #1 - soggytomatoe (03/30/2013) [-]
Dyslexics are teaple poo
User avatar #15 to #1 - Shmuck ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra......
#3 to #1 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Dyslexia has to do with reading, not speech.
Dyslexia has to do with reading, not speech.
#4 to #3 - gameboyadvancesp (03/29/2013) [-]
Well, I feel stupid for getting that messed up...
#6 to #3 - btchpls (03/29/2013) [-]
...but consider this: it was still funnier than that tired old retoast.
User avatar #12 to #6 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Obviously it wasn't so obvious to others.
#10 to #3 - therealtjthemedic (03/29/2013) [-]
****		 THE POLICE US ARMY
**** THE POLICE US ARMY
#11 - ivoryhammer (03/29/2013) [-]
That's why you always bring the nunchucks
That's why you always bring the nunchucks
User avatar #27 - ihatem (03/30/2013) [-]
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Mitt, what'll ya have?"
#14 - themastertroller (03/30/2013) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random comment #394474 posted by aclopolipse at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
I'm sure that most people here recognize this guy...
what i would have said
#16 - critique (03/30/2013) [-]
A nail walks into a bar and gets hammered.
+4
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User avatar #31 to #22 - leninade (03/30/2013) [-]
Sean Connery? I believe. he at least said it
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User avatar #9 - walkerjam (03/29/2013) [-]
**walkerjam rolled a random comment #9 posted by talifan at Lazy Humans ** :
Can someone explain to me what the **** is going on in this picture?!
#7 - oxYKellark (03/29/2013) [-]
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#30 - kazamastar (03/30/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH   
   
   
   
no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



no
#8 - schnickelfritz (03/29/2013) [-]
Seriously this ought to be the repost of the century... I've seen this a billion times by now. STOP POSTING THIS **** . Was funny the first time,now it's just pathetic to post it over and over and over and over and over and over again...
User avatar #23 to #8 - srapture (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why you've been thumbed down. I understand the argument that "Not everyone would have seen it the first time. Reposting something funny still makes a lot of people laugh.", but sheer plethora of times come onto Funnyjunk and seen this on the front page is ridiculous.
User avatar #2 - henryfordthegod (03/29/2013) [-]
That depends on the brand
#21 - redsalsa (03/30/2013) [-]
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#29 - swaggotflaps (03/30/2013) [-]
A priest, a Rapist and an alcoholic enters a bar... the guy buys a drink.
#25 - aerosol ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
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