PEOPLE ARE DICKS. . Would you rather... 199, 181 disagree Punch a toddler and he seen try of people. Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that. idk
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#3 - dirtydamhippie
Reply +147
(03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that.
Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that.
#163 to #3 - moggycore
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(03/30/2013) [-]
Tyson is death
Tyson is destruction
#66 to #3 - sanguinesolitude
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(03/29/2013) [-]
yeah i dont want to die.
#52 to #3 - capslockrage
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(03/29/2013) [-]
yeah, and add pointy metal to that.
#8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +107
(03/29/2013) [-]
Never said how HARD you had to punch the baby...
#71 to #8 - daentraya
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Punch and knead until smartie consistency has been reached
#125 to #8 - srapture
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Punch: To strike with the fist.
Strike: Hit forcibly and deliberately with one's hand or a weapon or other implement.
Forcibly: Characterized by force; powerful.
#147 to #125 - ragnarfag
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(03/29/2013) [-]
How "powerful" you punch is depends on how strong you are and since **************** is posting on funnyjunk I assume he has two fragile noodle arms.
#157 to #147 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
My arms resemble spaghetti-O's
#156 to #125 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
True, but that implies every hit must be a strong one, which is false
#160 to #156 - srapture
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(03/30/2013) [-]
That might not be the case from the perspective of the toddler.
#161 to #160 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/30/2013) [-]
Toddler will recover, they actually tend to be built like that

I will never recover from a brass-knuckled punch from Mike Tyson
#162 to #161 - srapture
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(03/30/2013) [-]
Oh, don't misunderstand. I chose the toddler option in an instant. It's a dog eat dog world, ************.
Oh, don't misunderstand. I chose the toddler option in an instant. It's a dog eat dog world, ************.
#12 to #8 - therealtjthemedic
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(03/29/2013) [-]
or how HARD tyson had to punch you
#28 to #12 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it's implied he would have to punch me as hard as he can

I'd rather take my chances with the baby, save my face, and give the baby the lightest knuckle touch I possibly can
#53 to #28 - capslockrage
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Nah **** that, I'm socking that baby in the stomach
#55 to #53 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I like this guy
#94 to #12 - irvea ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Or how HARD i am right now...
#120 to #12 - Zeratul
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're in more control over how hard you punch the baby than over how hard Tyson punches you..
#38 - opjoopie
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I'd actually quite like to punch a toddler.. Seems like fun.
I'd actually quite like to punch a toddler.. Seems like fun.
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#24 - djChives
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Why are people saying they'd punch the toddler softly?
#57 to #24 - propanex ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
i'd punch it in the foot, or toes... maybe it'll broke a bone, but it's a better choice than punching it in the head or body.
#30 to #24 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Because being hit in the face by a boxer with brass knuckles is PROBABLY going to kill you.

So, death, or lightly tap a toddler with your fist?
#31 to #30 - thepalmtoptiger
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(03/29/2013) [-]
He is saying that he would use full force when punching the toddler, hence the picture of hell.
#47 to #24 - dunderbiffen
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Its comments like this make me love internet.
#2 - guanyu
Reply +30
(03/28/2013) [-]
Bring it on, pigeon man!
#33 - gantgant
Reply +24
(03/29/2013) [-]
Olmesy 's wise words
#88 - siggythepiggy
Reply +20
(03/29/2013) [-]
Basically:

Punch a toddler

or

Death
#105 to #88 - nerothefox
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I punched a toddler and was seen by thousands of people.

-Olmesy
#9 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(03/29/2013) [-]
A punch to the face from mike tyson without boxing gloves would definitely cause some serious damage, add brass knuckles and odds are you'll be dead or be moving into a minda home quite soon after
#65 to #9 - nicholasmann ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Boxing gloves do not make a punch less powerful, they only protect the hands of the boxers, so that they can hit the living **** out of eachother.


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#43 - swaggrrr
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(03/29/2013) [-]
People aren't dicks they're smart! You get punched in the face by mike tyson with brass knuckles, you'd probably die or be in a coma. If you punch a toddler in the face it's fun!
#70 - andriod
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(03/29/2013) [-]
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