PEOPLE ARE DICKS. . Would you rather... 199, 181 disagree Punch a toddler and he seen try of people. Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that. idk
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#3 - dirtydamhippie (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that.
Yeah, but this is why. I'd really rather not get hit by that.
#163 to #3 - moggycore (03/30/2013) [-]
Tyson is death
Tyson is destruction
User avatar #66 to #3 - sanguinesolitude (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah i dont want to die.
User avatar #52 to #3 - capslockrage (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah, and add pointy metal to that.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2013) [-]
Never said how HARD you had to punch the baby...
User avatar #71 to #8 - daentraya (03/29/2013) [-]
Punch and knead until smartie consistency has been reached
User avatar #125 to #8 - srapture (03/29/2013) [-]
Punch: To strike with the fist.
Strike: Hit forcibly and deliberately with one's hand or a weapon or other implement.
Forcibly: Characterized by force; powerful.
User avatar #147 to #125 - ragnarfag (03/29/2013) [-]
How "powerful" you punch is depends on how strong you are and since **************** is posting on funnyjunk I assume he has two fragile noodle arms.
User avatar #157 to #147 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2013) [-]
My arms resemble spaghetti-O's
User avatar #156 to #125 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2013) [-]
True, but that implies every hit must be a strong one, which is false
User avatar #160 to #156 - srapture (03/30/2013) [-]
That might not be the case from the perspective of the toddler.
User avatar #161 to #160 - captainfuckitall (03/30/2013) [-]
Toddler will recover, they actually tend to be built like that

I will never recover from a brass-knuckled punch from Mike Tyson
#162 to #161 - srapture (03/30/2013) [-]
Oh, don't misunderstand. I chose the toddler option in an instant. It's a dog eat dog world, 			************		.
Oh, don't misunderstand. I chose the toddler option in an instant. It's a dog eat dog world, ************ .
User avatar #12 to #8 - therealtjthemedic (03/29/2013) [-]
or how HARD tyson had to punch you
User avatar #28 to #12 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it's implied he would have to punch me as hard as he can

I'd rather take my chances with the baby, save my face, and give the baby the lightest knuckle touch I possibly can
User avatar #53 to #28 - capslockrage (03/29/2013) [-]
Nah **** that, I'm socking that baby in the stomach
User avatar #55 to #53 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2013) [-]
I like this guy
User avatar #94 to #12 - irvea (03/29/2013) [-]
Or how HARD i am right now...
User avatar #120 to #12 - Zeratul (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're in more control over how hard you punch the baby than over how hard Tyson punches you..
#2 - guanyu (03/28/2013) [-]
Bring it on, pigeon man!
#33 - gantgant (03/29/2013) [-]
Olmesy 's wise words
#38 - opjoopie (03/29/2013) [-]
I'd actually quite like to punch a toddler.. Seems like fun.
I'd actually quite like to punch a toddler.. Seems like fun.
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User avatar #88 - siggythepiggy (03/29/2013) [-]
Basically:

Punch a toddler

or

Death
User avatar #105 to #88 - nerothefox (03/29/2013) [-]
I punched a toddler and was seen by thousands of people.

-Olmesy
User avatar #43 - swaggrrr (03/29/2013) [-]
People aren't dicks they're smart! You get punched in the face by mike tyson with brass knuckles, you'd probably die or be in a coma. If you punch a toddler in the face it's fun!
#70 - andriod (03/29/2013) [-]
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#24 - djChives ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Why are people saying they'd punch the toddler softly?
User avatar #57 to #24 - propanex (03/29/2013) [-]
i'd punch it in the foot, or toes... maybe it'll broke a bone, but it's a better choice than punching it in the head or body.
User avatar #47 to #24 - dunderbiffen (03/29/2013) [-]
Its comments like this make me love internet.
#30 to #24 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Because being hit in the face by a boxer with brass knuckles is PROBABLY going to kill you.

So, death, or lightly tap a toddler with your fist?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thepalmtoptiger (03/29/2013) [-]
He is saying that he would use full force when punching the toddler, hence the picture of hell.
#44 - englman (03/29/2013) [-]
One makes you famous.
The other makes you kill.
#32 - hollyisthebest (03/29/2013) [-]
Give me that baby
Give me that baby
User avatar #9 - MegaAwesomeSauce (03/29/2013) [-]
A punch to the face from mike tyson without boxing gloves would definitely cause some serious damage, add brass knuckles and odds are you'll be dead or be moving into a minda home quite soon after
#65 to #9 - nicholasmann (03/29/2013) [-]
Boxing gloves do not make a punch less powerful, they only protect the hands of the boxers, so that they can hit the living **** out of eachother.


Epic wallpaper not related.
User avatar #42 - TheElectricCat (03/29/2013) [-]
> Say "Lets have a kid on fight, little man hahaha"
> Playfully punch the toddler on the arm as soft as you can.
> The thousands of people D'awwwwwwwwww at you interacting with the youngster.
> ???????
> Profit.
User avatar #20 - bakinboy (03/29/2013) [-]
punch a toddler, it probably deserved it anyway
#107 - titaniums (03/29/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
User avatar #114 to #107 - mondominiman (03/29/2013) [-]
What's not seen is the sound effects of the mother behind the camera hitting the daughter.
User avatar #4 - therealslim (03/29/2013) [-]
Mike tyson will not hit you except for dire situations
he refuses to hurt people anymore to the point where he since he refused to hit steve-o. steve-o ran full speed into his fist and broke his nose and mike still felt bad about it
#134 - adremalech (03/29/2013) [-]
You have my answer
You have my answer
User avatar #112 - johnnygat (03/29/2013) [-]
Do you know how hard Mike Tyson hits??
#90 - Awesomenessniss (03/29/2013) [-]
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