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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - andalitemadness
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"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."-Jennifer Lawrence
#24 to #20 - Memitim
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Well then. I believe you have just found the perfect hunting grounds. Welcome to the internet.
#71 to #20 - anon id: c8256c16
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What a coincidence
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
#175 to #20 - vatra
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Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
User avatar #170 to #20 - benjamino
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FFS.

Knew I should have bought the ******* fedora when it was reduced.
User avatar #28 to #20 - angelusprimus
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aww man, I'm none of that...
User avatar #86 to #20 - uzzwick
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"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
#8 - blacktothefuture
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Please stop teasing us with Jennifer Lawrence, FunnyJunk.
#50 to #8 - snoe
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User avatar #64 to #8 - smaller
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Oh, man. I remember creating that picture.
It's quite nice to see that it's still around.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4425445/dude/22#22
#11 to #8 - SquishyHaribo
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she is just so perfect
User avatar #7 - redstonealchemist
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the less you wear a bra, the earlier in life your tits will sag
#21 to #7 - hurrdurka
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Her's have already sagged a bit. it was noticeable at the Oscars.
User avatar #16 to #7 - rebby
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unless they naturally big then gravity takes over anyways
User avatar #41 to #7 - babyanalraper
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I read a study that stated the contrary. There was this old guy who had felt on young women's breasts, and some had to wear a bra all the time, and some wouldn't wear a bra at all. He found that those who didn't wear a bra had firmer breasts. And he got money for doing so. By the government.
#45 to #41 - anon id: f9aa4a90
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Still doesn't get your dick wet.
#46 to #45 - babyanalraper
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It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
User avatar #15 to #7 - lasmamoe
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But i dont even have tits?
User avatar #18 to #15 - arsyro
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everyone does
#22 to #18 - lasmamoe
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No, you dont understand.
I'm a snail.
#33 to #22 - exclamation
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User avatar #34 to #22 - loomiss
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That comment made me spit water laughing, thanks you, and **** you.
#37 to #22 - anon id: 718d19ac
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Panel 1 : snail in front of a computer, light blue background :
On the internet, no one knows you're a snail.

Panel 2 : zoom-in on the snail's "face" :
NO ONE.
User avatar #12 - Iseewhatudidthar
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So is Jeniffer Lawrence the new Emma Watson of Funnyjunk?
User avatar #13 to #12 - xturboxx
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A better, hotter emma watson.
User avatar #35 to #13 - loomiss
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Looks like people don't agree.. I side with you though, never was that big of a fan of Emma Watson..
User avatar #56 to #35 - Aerodamus
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I was, but Jennifer is more attractive in my opinion. I only wish that their names were swapped. The only Jennifers I've met in real life were total cunts, but I've never met a bad Emma.
#3 - robertelee
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**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #18125 at Religion Board **
why even wear pants
User avatar #6 to #3 - myrtille
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Exactly!
#4 to #3 - daxto [OP]
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My thoughts exactly
User avatar #9 to #3 - badgerbaiting
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The whole of human existence and development of fashions is a conspiracy to make me wear trousers.
User avatar #51 - nicolascagelover
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I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and i don't have to change my pants.

- Olmesy
#74 to #51 - saladtongsofdeath
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i have a strange feeling that DJ 4DM1N is gonna wind up renaming anons olmesy if this keeps up
#53 - browo
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I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
#23 - ottofan
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"That's ******* radical" - Gandhi
#61 to #23 - bobthedilder
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"***** that's kawaii"

-Mikhail Gorbachev
#32 to #23 - anonymoosy
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"One ring to find them, and in the darkness, bind them"

- Goku
#36 to #32 - studbeefpile
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"It's like that, and that's the way it is."

-Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn
User avatar #40 to #36 - ihaveakeyboard
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I am your father!
- Olmsey
#44 to #40 - studbeefpile
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"Do, or do not. There is no try."

-Mr. Miyagi
#48 to #44 - alwaysreadthetags
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"You're a Wizard, Harry"

- Gandalf
User avatar #70 to #40 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Olmesy*
User avatar #173 to #70 - ihaveakeyboard
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#10 - obsidiandestroyer
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#29 - jdistasio
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I don't think Jennifer Lawrence is anything special
User avatar #52 to #29 - IncarceratedNinja
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She appeals to the beta males because she makes them think they will actually have a chance with her because she does things girls dont usually do or talk about, so betas think since she has a "catch" they have a chance.
#168 to #52 - cockasian
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although I agree with that deduction, I still think she's just pretty ****** hot
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#54 to #52 - anon id: 3902c3fa
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but... she is also beautiful... much hotter than emma for example
User avatar #55 to #54 - IncarceratedNinja
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never thought emma watson was that attractive honestly. Just another beta fag harry potter goddess they worship. I dont really find any celebrities insanely attractive except maybe like..mila kunis or something
#59 to #55 - akinto
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Kind of curious why you have to keep mentioning beta's, is it just to convince yourself and others that you're an alpha?
User avatar #108 to #59 - IncarceratedNinja
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No, I'm not narcissistic, i was beta once. Once you come out of your shell and do something you wouldnt normally do, like ask a girl out or stand up to someone, your confidence will keep growing and growing on that and you won't be beta anymore. I just want to give the whole beta community a kick in the ass and go do something thatll turn their life around. Beta is a stigma, its not good. It the bitch males, that dont know how to act around a girl so resort to being "nice" and "clingy" witha girl then someone with some actual balls come around and gets the girl and they wonder why. its because they dont have confidence. Not because girls like douches, theyre attracted to confidence.

TL;DR
Betas need to get a real life girlfriend because its a lot better than worshipping a celebrity
User avatar #117 to #108 - schneidend
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You're reading way too much into this and still saying beta way too much for me to take you seriously. People with real life partners don't suddenly stop wanting to **** celebrities.
User avatar #120 to #117 - IncarceratedNinja
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alright, you win. good job dude
User avatar #107 to #55 - schneidend
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As akinto points out, you're saying beta every other word and it makes you look like a wannabe-alpha cunt.
User avatar #83 to #55 - aerosol
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I actually think Emma Stone is very attractive. She's pretty and what not, but she seems really down-to-earth. That and I think Hollywood needs a new charming red-head actress after that whole Lindsay Lohan **** went down.
#105 to #55 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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