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#20 - andalitemadness (03/29/2013) [-]
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."-Jennifer Lawrence
#24 to #20 - Memitim (03/29/2013) [-]
Well then. I believe you have just found the perfect hunting grounds. Welcome to the internet.
#175 to #20 - vatra (03/30/2013) [-]
Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
User avatar #170 to #20 - benjamino (03/29/2013) [-]
FFS.

Knew I should have bought the ******* fedora when it was reduced.
#28 to #20 - angelusprimus (03/29/2013) [-]
aww man, I'm none of that...
#71 to #20 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
What a coincidence
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
User avatar #86 to #20 - uzzwick (03/29/2013) [-]
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
#23 - ottofan (03/29/2013) [-]
"That's ******* radical" - Gandhi
#61 to #23 - bobthedilder (03/29/2013) [-]
" ***** that's kawaii"

-Mikhail Gorbachev
#32 to #23 - anonymoosy (03/29/2013) [-]
"One ring to find them, and in the darkness, bind them"

- Goku
#36 to #32 - studbeefpile (03/29/2013) [-]
"It's like that, and that's the way it is."

-Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn
User avatar #40 to #36 - ihaveakeyboard (03/29/2013) [-]
I am your father!
- Olmsey
#44 to #40 - studbeefpile (03/29/2013) [-]
"Do, or do not. There is no try."

-Mr. Miyagi
#48 to #44 - alwaysreadthetags (03/29/2013) [-]
"You're a Wizard, Harry"

- Gandalf
User avatar #70 to #40 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/29/2013) [-]
Olmesy*
User avatar #51 - nicolascagelover (03/29/2013) [-]
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and i don't have to change my pants.

- Olmesy
#74 to #51 - saladtongsofdeath (03/29/2013) [-]
i have a strange feeling that DJ 4DM1N is gonna wind up renaming anons olmesy if this keeps up
#8 - blacktothefuture (03/29/2013) [-]
Please stop teasing us with Jennifer Lawrence, FunnyJunk.
#50 to #8 - snoe ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
#11 to #8 - SquishyHaribo (03/29/2013) [-]
she is just so perfect
User avatar #64 to #8 - smaller (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh, man. I remember creating that picture.
It's quite nice to see that it's still around.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4425445/dude/22#22
User avatar #7 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
the less you wear a bra, the earlier in life your tits will sag
#21 to #7 - hurrdurka (03/29/2013) [-]
Her's have already sagged a bit. it was noticeable at the Oscars.
User avatar #16 to #7 - rebby (03/29/2013) [-]
unless they naturally big then gravity takes over anyways
User avatar #41 to #7 - babyanalraper (03/29/2013) [-]
I read a study that stated the contrary. There was this old guy who had felt on young women's breasts, and some had to wear a bra all the time, and some wouldn't wear a bra at all. He found that those who didn't wear a bra had firmer breasts. And he got money for doing so. By the government.
#45 to #41 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
Still doesn't get your dick wet.
#46 to #45 - babyanalraper (03/29/2013) [-]
It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
User avatar #15 to #7 - lasmamoe (03/29/2013) [-]
But i dont even have tits?
User avatar #18 to #15 - arsyro (03/29/2013) [-]
everyone does
#22 to #18 - lasmamoe (03/29/2013) [-]
No, you dont understand.
I'm a snail.
User avatar #34 to #22 - loomiss ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
That comment made me spit water laughing, thanks you, and **** you.
#37 to #22 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
Panel 1 : snail in front of a computer, light blue background :
On the internet, no one knows you're a snail.

Panel 2 : zoom-in on the snail's "face" :
NO ONE.
#3 - robertelee ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #18125 at Religion Board **
why even wear pants
User avatar #6 to #3 - myrtille ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Exactly!
#4 to #3 - daxto (03/29/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
User avatar #9 to #3 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
The whole of human existence and development of fashions is a conspiracy to make me wear trousers.
#53 - browo (03/29/2013) [-]
I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
User avatar #12 - Iseewhatudidthar (03/29/2013) [-]
So is Jeniffer Lawrence the new Emma Watson of Funnyjunk?
User avatar #13 to #12 - xturboxx (03/29/2013) [-]
A better, hotter emma watson.
User avatar #35 to #13 - loomiss ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Looks like people don't agree.. I side with you though, never was that big of a fan of Emma Watson..
User avatar #56 to #35 - Aerodamus (03/29/2013) [-]
I was, but Jennifer is more attractive in my opinion. I only wish that their names were swapped. The only Jennifers I've met in real life were total cunts, but I've never met a bad Emma.
#75 - seuss (03/29/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU JENNY
#99 - sweetellie (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah a person wearing filthy, unwashed clothes. sounds nice.
Yeah a person wearing filthy, unwashed clothes. sounds nice.
User avatar #127 to #99 - mcstorms ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Indeed it does
User avatar #128 to #99 - Leopard (03/29/2013) [-]
Who cares, it's comfy.
User avatar #129 to #128 - sweetellie (03/29/2013) [-]
As are clean clothes.
User avatar #131 to #129 - Leopard (03/29/2013) [-]
Bra's are not comfy.
User avatar #132 to #131 - sweetellie (03/29/2013) [-]
I know, but I was kind of talking about the fact that she doesn't change her trousers.
User avatar #151 to #99 - lolollo (03/29/2013) [-]
Everyone knows a shirt/underwear combo is more comfortable the second day it's worn.
#174 to #99 - auesis ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
It's not a person wearing filthy, unwashed clothes. It's Jennifer Lawrence wearing filthy, unwashed clothes.   
   
She could have the Bubonic Plague and it wouldn't stop me.
It's not a person wearing filthy, unwashed clothes. It's Jennifer Lawrence wearing filthy, unwashed clothes.

She could have the Bubonic Plague and it wouldn't stop me.
User avatar #176 to #174 - oopsmapoops (03/30/2013) [-]
whatever game that is, i want it.
#109 to #99 - katypower (03/29/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #114 to #109 - monkeybrains (03/29/2013) [-]
I really like that image for some reason. Maybe because it kinda looks like hitler.
#76 - facedodge (03/29/2013) [-]
No make-up either....


(still hot)
User avatar #121 to #76 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
she's more godly without make-up
#153 to #76 - madcore (03/29/2013) [-]
I stil make her a tasty meal everyday everytime...
#155 to #76 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
I have never seen a more average looking woman.
Not really anything special there.
#10 - obsidiandestroyer ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #26 - thepalmtoptiger (03/29/2013) [-]
Maybe it is because I've only seen her in The Hunger Games, but I feel like the only person on FJ who doesn't think she is perfect. She just looks normal.
#62 - sloot (03/29/2013) [-]
#78 - masterboll (03/29/2013) [-]
not gonna lie,
she looks like shes making a snorting noise whilst laughing on this picture
#29 - jdistasio (03/29/2013) [-]
I don't think Jennifer Lawrence is anything special
User avatar #52 to #29 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
She appeals to the beta males because she makes them think they will actually have a chance with her because she does things girls dont usually do or talk about, so betas think since she has a "catch" they have a chance.
#54 to #52 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
but... she is also beautiful... much hotter than emma for example
User avatar #55 to #54 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
never thought emma watson was that attractive honestly. Just another beta fag harry potter goddess they worship. I dont really find any celebrities insanely attractive except maybe like..mila kunis or something
User avatar #107 to #55 - schneidend (03/29/2013) [-]
As akinto points out, you're saying beta every other word and it makes you look like a wannabe-alpha cunt.
#59 to #55 - akinto (03/29/2013) [-]
Kind of curious why you have to keep mentioning beta's, is it just to convince yourself and others that you're an alpha?
User avatar #108 to #59 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
No, I'm not narcissistic, i was beta once. Once you come out of your shell and do something you wouldnt normally do, like ask a girl out or stand up to someone, your confidence will keep growing and growing on that and you won't be beta anymore. I just want to give the whole beta community a kick in the ass and go do something thatll turn their life around. Beta is a stigma, its not good. It the bitch males, that dont know how to act around a girl so resort to being "nice" and "clingy" witha girl then someone with some actual balls come around and gets the girl and they wonder why. its because they dont have confidence. Not because girls like douches, theyre attracted to confidence.

TL;DR
Betas need to get a real life girlfriend because its a lot better than worshipping a celebrity
User avatar #117 to #108 - schneidend (03/29/2013) [-]
You're reading way too much into this and still saying beta way too much for me to take you seriously. People with real life partners don't suddenly stop wanting to **** celebrities.
User avatar #120 to #117 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
alright, you win. good job dude
User avatar #83 to #55 - aerosol (03/29/2013) [-]
I actually think Emma Stone is very attractive. She's pretty and what not, but she seems really down-to-earth. That and I think Hollywood needs a new charming red-head actress after that whole Lindsay Lohan **** went down.
#168 to #52 - cockasian (03/29/2013) [-]
although I agree with that deduction, I still think she's just pretty ****** hot
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User avatar #30 - misticalz ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
She's not special at all..
User avatar #65 to #30 - wersand (03/29/2013) [-]
That's what makes her awesome.
#43 - Rascal (03/29/2013) [-]
I always wonder why she is so popular on FunnyJunk. I suddenly remember that she is the big alpha pseudo intelligent 'normal girl' that neckbeards worship and everything made a little more sense.
User avatar #49 to #43 - danniegurl (03/29/2013) [-]
And she's a gamer.
User avatar #80 - CHARGERZ (03/29/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I POSTED THIS PICTURE AND GOT -2 THUMBS ****** SHIIT
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