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#20 - andalitemadness
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."-Jennifer Lawrence
#24 to #20 - Memitim
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Well then. I believe you have just found the perfect hunting grounds. Welcome to the internet.
#71 to #20 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
What a coincidence
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
#175 to #20 - vatra
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(03/30/2013) [-]
Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
Lets see, I'm male, wear fedoras, and can easily acquire cheese dust fingers. Three out of five.
#170 to #20 - benjamino
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(03/29/2013) [-]
FFS.

Knew I should have bought the ******* fedora when it was reduced.
#28 to #20 - angelusprimus ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
aww man, I'm none of that...
#86 to #20 - uzzwick
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"Right now I'm looking for an atheist beta male who wears fedoras and has cheese dust from nachos on his fingers."
- Olmesy
#8 - blacktothefuture
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Please stop teasing us with Jennifer Lawrence, FunnyJunk.
#50 to #8 - snoe
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(03/29/2013) [-]
#64 to #8 - smaller
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Oh, man. I remember creating that picture.
It's quite nice to see that it's still around.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4425445/dude/22#22
#11 to #8 - SquishyHaribo
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(03/29/2013) [-]
she is just so perfect
#7 - redstonealchemist
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(03/29/2013) [-]
the less you wear a bra, the earlier in life your tits will sag
#21 to #7 - hurrdurka
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Her's have already sagged a bit. it was noticeable at the Oscars.
#16 to #7 - rebby
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(03/29/2013) [-]
unless they naturally big then gravity takes over anyways
#41 to #7 - babyanalraper
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I read a study that stated the contrary. There was this old guy who had felt on young women's breasts, and some had to wear a bra all the time, and some wouldn't wear a bra at all. He found that those who didn't wear a bra had firmer breasts. And he got money for doing so. By the government.
#45 to #41 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Still doesn't get your dick wet.
#46 to #45 - babyanalraper
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(03/29/2013) [-]
It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
It's still enjoyable, at least in my opinion.
#15 to #7 - lasmamoe
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(03/29/2013) [-]
But i dont even have tits?
#18 to #15 - arsyro
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(03/29/2013) [-]
everyone does
#22 to #18 - lasmamoe
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(03/29/2013) [-]
No, you dont understand.
I'm a snail.
#33 to #22 - exclamation
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#34 to #22 - loomiss
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(03/29/2013) [-]
That comment made me spit water laughing, thanks you, and **** you.
#37 to #22 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Panel 1 : snail in front of a computer, light blue background :
On the internet, no one knows you're a snail.

Panel 2 : zoom-in on the snail's "face" :
NO ONE.
#12 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(03/29/2013) [-]
So is Jeniffer Lawrence the new Emma Watson of Funnyjunk?
#13 to #12 - xturboxx
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(03/29/2013) [-]
A better, hotter emma watson.
#35 to #13 - loomiss
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Looks like people don't agree.. I side with you though, never was that big of a fan of Emma Watson..
#56 to #35 - Aerodamus
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I was, but Jennifer is more attractive in my opinion. I only wish that their names were swapped. The only Jennifers I've met in real life were total cunts, but I've never met a bad Emma.
#3 - robertelee
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(03/29/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #18125 at Religion Board **
why even wear pants
#6 to #3 - myrtille
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Exactly!
#4 to #3 - daxto [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly
#9 to #3 - badgerbaiting
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(03/29/2013) [-]
The whole of human existence and development of fashions is a conspiracy to make me wear trousers.
#51 - nicolascagelover
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and i don't have to change my pants.

- Olmesy
#74 to #51 - saladtongsofdeath
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(03/29/2013) [-]
i have a strange feeling that DJ 4DM1N is gonna wind up renaming anons olmesy if this keeps up
#53 - browo
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
I always post this on every Jennifer Lawrence post...The things I want to do to her
#23 - ottofan
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"That's ******* radical" - Gandhi
#61 to #23 - bobthedilder
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"***** that's kawaii"

-Mikhail Gorbachev
#32 to #23 - anonymoosy
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"One ring to find them, and in the darkness, bind them"

- Goku
#36 to #32 - studbeefpile
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"It's like that, and that's the way it is."

-Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn
#40 to #36 - ihaveakeyboard
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I am your father!
- Olmsey
#44 to #40 - studbeefpile
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"Do, or do not. There is no try."

-Mr. Miyagi
#48 to #44 - alwaysreadthetags
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(03/29/2013) [-]
"You're a Wizard, Harry"

- Gandalf
#70 to #40 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Olmesy*
#173 to #70 - ihaveakeyboard
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#10 - obsidiandestroyer
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#29 - jdistasio
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I don't think Jennifer Lawrence is anything special
#52 to #29 - IncarceratedNinja
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(03/29/2013) [-]
She appeals to the beta males because she makes them think they will actually have a chance with her because she does things girls dont usually do or talk about, so betas think since she has a "catch" they have a chance.
#168 to #52 - cockasian
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(03/29/2013) [-]
although I agree with that deduction, I still think she's just pretty ****** hot
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#54 to #52 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
but... she is also beautiful... much hotter than emma for example
#55 to #54 - IncarceratedNinja
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(03/29/2013) [-]
never thought emma watson was that attractive honestly. Just another beta fag harry potter goddess they worship. I dont really find any celebrities insanely attractive except maybe like..mila kunis or something
#59 to #55 - akinto
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Kind of curious why you have to keep mentioning beta's, is it just to convince yourself and others that you're an alpha?
#108 to #59 - IncarceratedNinja
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(03/29/2013) [-]
No, I'm not narcissistic, i was beta once. Once you come out of your shell and do something you wouldnt normally do, like ask a girl out or stand up to someone, your confidence will keep growing and growing on that and you won't be beta anymore. I just want to give the whole beta community a kick in the ass and go do something thatll turn their life around. Beta is a stigma, its not good. It the bitch males, that dont know how to act around a girl so resort to being "nice" and "clingy" witha girl then someone with some actual balls come around and gets the girl and they wonder why. its because they dont have confidence. Not because girls like douches, theyre attracted to confidence.

TL;DR
Betas need to get a real life girlfriend because its a lot better than worshipping a celebrity
#117 to #108 - schneidend
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You're reading way too much into this and still saying beta way too much for me to take you seriously. People with real life partners don't suddenly stop wanting to **** celebrities.
#120 to #117 - IncarceratedNinja
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(03/29/2013) [-]
alright, you win. good job dude
#107 to #55 - schneidend
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(03/29/2013) [-]
As akinto points out, you're saying beta every other word and it makes you look like a wannabe-alpha cunt.
#83 to #55 - aerosol
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I actually think Emma Stone is very attractive. She's pretty and what not, but she seems really down-to-earth. That and I think Hollywood needs a new charming red-head actress after that whole Lindsay Lohan **** went down.