Anon phones an ex. . sbe 20 sjust got taut m a relations hip, was with her fur 4 years sshe bruke up with me taut & nu where, nu reasen, nu explanation ffind ta Anon phones an ex sbe 20 sjust got taut m a relations hip was with her fur 4 years sshe bruke up me & nu where reasen explanation ffind ta
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sbe 20
sjust got taut m a relations hip, was with her fur 4 years
sshe bruke up with me taut & nu where, nu reasen, nu explanation
ffind taut she faund someune new, and that she' s been cheating m me
the whale time
got really depressed
steak sume time m
spast forward two years
shear she was having a kid
spearta she was wing m get married mu
Q m living my life
hear she looses the baby
changed with friends at my place me night and got drunk
appearently I ask friend m let me mm her phine
swith my friends phine I decided m call my an fur sume reasen
my friends say it went like this
s" hella, can I please speak m miss?"
s" Miss what? timid yuu give me her last name"
s" carriage"
sceane was m speaker my friends heard her burst taut in anger calling me a fun: king ass hale and uther things
hi tiamat remember ever making that phine call
Wm fun when I' m drunk
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #13 - profflippystix
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happened to me. how it went down.
>started dating a girl right after i broke up with my last. horrible realtionship.
>me horrible family problems.
>girl beat me and treated me like **** for about a year before i realized i dont have to take this and i dont deserve it.
>break up
>get with another girl 2 days after
>first tell her about all my problems and that i couldnt take anymore horrible relationships, i appear confident but inside a emotional wreck. probley would kill myself.
>assures me of everything and promises ill be her everything
>beautiful 8/10 treated me like her everything. treated her amazing. bought her everything
>let her move in because of her horrible family problems.
>fast forward 3 years of happiness...
>shes about to leave to cali to see her best guy friend she talked to the entire time
>skitsophrenic and heroin attic
>feel bad for him
>tells me she wants a ring before she leaves.
>go out and buy nice $1200 ring that dried up most of my savings and my grampa said hell pay for the wedding.
>big plans
>find note two days before her trip in a spiral notebook i picked up to write somthing down before i left to work
>whole plan on why shes been on a diet and how their going to **** like wild animals
>feels bad man.jpeg
#171 to #13 - whateveridontneed
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Question, why did she write her plans down in a notebook? IIt was not like the other guy could have read what was in the notebook... Doesn't make sense if it was for mail either if it was 2 days before her trip.
User avatar #229 to #171 - profflippystix
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all girls have their "journal" and she did. why she wrote it on there i dont know why but i knda felt she wanted me to find it? and it wasnt to be sent out to him. it was for her "personal eyes ony"
User avatar #87 to #13 - asdcfg
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My turn
>Be 16
>Never had a girlfriend
>Mom died a year and a half ago
>Found her dead body (She shot herself)
That's basically everything about me :/
#228 to #87 - profflippystix
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nobody felt for you bro. well i feel for you bro, with a thumb a .jpeg
User avatar #204 to #13 - megacoconutman
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User avatar #137 to #13 - monkeysniper
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I'm sorry dude...no one on earth should get used like that
#230 to #137 - profflippystix
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thank you han brolo... im just a guy girls use to get what they want... but ill accept it for the couple years of joy, even if it brings me more hurt than anything...
thank you han brolo... im just a guy girls use to get what they want... but ill accept it for the couple years of joy, even if it brings me more hurt than anything...
User avatar #287 to #230 - monkeysniper
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Itll get better eventually, not every girl is a soul sucking demon that should be run over
User avatar #75 to #13 - sparkspirit
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I used to browse anonymously on FJ every day, but once I read your story I finally made an account just so I could add you. I mean it's the least I could do, but I couldn't help but sympathize for you. Believe me, I've been in a relationship just like that. I truly hope you are feeling better.
#231 to #75 - profflippystix
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im glad you could join us and i accept your friendship.. gooble gooble one of us, one of us.
im glad you could join us and i accept your friendship.. gooble gooble one of us, one of us.
#292 to #231 - sparkspirit
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Thank you sir, and I'm happy to be aboard!
Thank you sir, and I'm happy to be aboard!
#14 to #13 - profflippystix
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cont.   
>flip out   
>shes in living room, throw book down at her feetand grab all the "little notes" she written down and through them in the fireplace and called her a cunt ass cheating tweet strangler   
>throw her stuff out and cancel the airline ticket i bought her.   
>told her to find her own way to her **** buddy   
>fall into deep depression for 2 and a half years.   
>only thing keeping me alive is my german shepard bella. only loyal girl ive ever had...   
>fast forward 2 years.   
>facebook at its roar and i had my account for half a year.    
>she messages me out of the blue wanting to make amends   
>things going good than all of a sudden blames me for everything   
>simple reply "maybe if i go out and get a few personalities and shoot up some heroin maybe youll love me again"   
>her.    
>sob uncontrolably and call me and asswhole.   
never heared from her again. find out he cheated on her and she killed herself. honestly i dont even care she did. joy kind filled my heart when i found out.   
does that make me a bad person funnyjunk... thumb either way... first time i ever vented it since im still single and have 0 best friends and 2 ok friends plus no co-worker likes me...
cont.
>flip out
>shes in living room, throw book down at her feetand grab all the "little notes" she written down and through them in the fireplace and called her a cunt ass cheating tweet strangler
>throw her stuff out and cancel the airline ticket i bought her.
>told her to find her own way to her **** buddy
>fall into deep depression for 2 and a half years.
>only thing keeping me alive is my german shepard bella. only loyal girl ive ever had...
>fast forward 2 years.
>facebook at its roar and i had my account for half a year.
>she messages me out of the blue wanting to make amends
>things going good than all of a sudden blames me for everything
>simple reply "maybe if i go out and get a few personalities and shoot up some heroin maybe youll love me again"
>her.
>sob uncontrolably and call me and asswhole.
never heared from her again. find out he cheated on her and she killed herself. honestly i dont even care she did. joy kind filled my heart when i found out.
does that make me a bad person funnyjunk... thumb either way... first time i ever vented it since im still single and have 0 best friends and 2 ok friends plus no co-worker likes me...
#15 to #14 - orangepikmin
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Hey, dude, you're my friend.
Hey, dude, you're my friend.
#16 to #15 - profflippystix
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not only did he make my night better with this comment. he actually sent me a friend request... you sir make this world just a little better for all of us...
not only did he make my night better with this comment. he actually sent me a friend request... you sir make this world just a little better for all of us...
User avatar #17 to #16 - orangepikmin
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The world is full of friends mate, and I'm just simply one of the more noticeable ones.
It sounds pretty rough to go through all of that and not have someone to help you smile again.
User avatar #282 to #17 - profflippystix
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sir i want to say thank you for your kindness and everyone on here. i replied to everyone and now i must return to work. i love you all!
#44 to #17 - anon id: 646a31a7
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Don't trust him.

He's just after yer gold.
#22 to #14 - deathofnight
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**** man I always get excited during "internet story time" but damn that was depressing...


I'm still giving you an 11/10 man, stay gold.
User avatar #280 to #22 - profflippystix
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im sorry to ruin story time D; but thank you for the given **** sir. i gladly accept :)
#18 to #14 - geeko [OP]
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**** that bitch you should feel fine.   
   
life is hard and people suck, but keep looking, some people are actually good and worth keeping around.
**** that bitch you should feel fine.

life is hard and people suck, but keep looking, some people are actually good and worth keeping around.
User avatar #281 to #18 - profflippystix
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i wish i could find those people in my town... i wish i could find some FJERS in my town...
User avatar #19 to #14 - fredthemilkman
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I was fisted once
#47 to #19 - sensualsaxman
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#25 to #19 - iplaywithmyself
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Comment Picture
#48 to #14 - Reeon
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We can be friends all day any day
User avatar #269 to #48 - profflippystix
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i accept your friend ship :D. (all comments with .gifs are on my work computer, any without are on my phone. boss gave me 5 mins to go onto funnyjunk and do my thing. plugged my flash drive in of reaction and several gifs and went!)
#30 to #14 - morke
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good job
good job
#167 to #14 - linktheherooftime
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#237 to #167 - profflippystix
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and now i have a **** to give at someone. thank you good sir.
and now i have a **** to give at someone. thank you good sir.
#55 to #14 - kisushima
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I'm just another comment in a sea of users here, but that really resonated with me. You ever need a shoulder to talk on, don't you hesitate on giving me a call. May we see a picture of Bella? I love German Shepards, loyal as can be.
User avatar #264 to #55 - profflippystix
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dont worry i found your comment in the sea of feels and ***** given. and i told lnyanchl up top thier all on my camera. bella 1 died. but bella II is 1.5 and living strong! (bellas legs gave out and started eating her own... well you know...)
#51 to #14 - certifiedidiot
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Now I do find loss of human life a sad thing, but that woman's problems originated from her trying to cheat with someone else and she found of the guy she tried to cheat with cheated on her.

One of the rare cases of what goes around comes around really, and no, it doesn't make you a bad person to take pleasure in the suffering from someone who hurt you badly even though you told her how much betrayal you'd already faced from someone you loved.

She got what was comming for her, suicide was her own choise, and a poor one at that, just as some of her other decisions were.
User avatar #267 to #51 - profflippystix
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thank you good sir. you have clerafied this for me as so did many FJers. now i feel no doubts. thank you, a thousand times thank you.
User avatar #32 to #14 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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life may suck, but you've always got us, so stick around and laugh and cry. In the end we're always here for you
User avatar #275 to #32 - profflippystix
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and some amazing laughs and cries i have had on this website :D ever since it was green!
#42 to #14 - sunnyday
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We're always here, bro.
We're always here, bro.
#40 to #14 - danzmaniak
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we got your back bro , we won't leave you hanging.
User avatar #271 to #40 - profflippystix
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thank you. i will never leave anyone hanging. seriously if anyone needs to talk my ears are open
#227 to #14 - profflippystix
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>be me   
>wake up this morning in my usuall drag. brush teeth, floss, cook breakfeast, feed bella her snacks.   
>leave for work.   
>get in and pass co-workers chatting about layoffs and whos in.   
>dont care if i get fired only here for the free wifi for my no longer active smartphone.   
>sit at desk and connect to wifi. go to funnyjunk.   
>day over 9000x better to all of you guys.maybe this whole month will be better. will reply to all other hurt FJers.   
than you all
>be me
>wake up this morning in my usuall drag. brush teeth, floss, cook breakfeast, feed bella her snacks.
>leave for work.
>get in and pass co-workers chatting about layoffs and whos in.
>dont care if i get fired only here for the free wifi for my no longer active smartphone.
>sit at desk and connect to wifi. go to funnyjunk.
>day over 9000x better to all of you guys.maybe this whole month will be better. will reply to all other hurt FJers.
than you all
#288 to #227 - KnowinglyUnknown
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Man, you've had it rough. However, I'd say you're a true man despite all this. Not only have you been through ****, you have even opened up and told the tale which, I would guess, brings back a lot of memories you don't want to think about. I can honestly say that you are the better man than I am or ever will be. I think, as long as you can keep your head high, your time will come and life will turn around. You've taken some of the hardest hits life has thrown at you and you're still standing. Right now's the time to grit your teeth and prove that life is your bitch, regardless of what it throws at you.    
   
   
Ride on, good sir. You have a friend in me.
Man, you've had it rough. However, I'd say you're a true man despite all this. Not only have you been through ****, you have even opened up and told the tale which, I would guess, brings back a lot of memories you don't want to think about. I can honestly say that you are the better man than I am or ever will be. I think, as long as you can keep your head high, your time will come and life will turn around. You've taken some of the hardest hits life has thrown at you and you're still standing. Right now's the time to grit your teeth and prove that life is your bitch, regardless of what it throws at you.


Ride on, good sir. You have a friend in me.
#26 to #14 - theseustheminotaur
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You're better off without that kind of madness. She had bad family relationships so she was looking to fix other people instead of fixing herself. I do that! It's a vicious cycle and I'm sorry you were a part of it. At least you have an awesome dog
User avatar #278 to #26 - profflippystix
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thank you, but same thing i said after it happened to caleb one of my ok friends. im looking for a lover not a therapist :)
User avatar #95 to #14 - leown
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that doesnt make you a bad person :3 im happy she killed herself actually i seriously broke out a smile when i read that part
#253 to #95 - profflippystix
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and you sir make me feel less like **** for that.
and you sir make me feel less like **** for that.
User avatar #260 to #253 - leown
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please, i wish that happened to one dumb bitch i met, honestly i wouldnt feel vengefull about it but i would just not care, i understand your feelings about this 100% its like if it comes up in a convo like "hey man i heard blah blah commited suicide thats messed up" and i would just sit there with a slight grin and say nothing
User avatar #284 to #260 - profflippystix
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no one asked me but if they did i would do what you said and feel like dexter haha
User avatar #285 to #284 - leown
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and i would appluad you for it!
User avatar #67 to #14 - basstard
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Don't be ever too good.
People will use you.
World of today doesn't know how to appreciate good people.
User avatar #259 to #67 - profflippystix
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thank you, but i appreciate you. you are good people :)
User avatar #293 to #259 - basstard
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You 're welcome.
Small number of us exist and yet still,we exist.
I hope we don't die out,nice people that is.
#63 to #14 - pedobearseviltwin
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hey man, just thought i'd let you know that i'm there if you need to talk, I hate seeing people sad. Just keep your head up!
User avatar #261 to #63 - profflippystix
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i will keep my head up high from now on :) funnyjunk is not at all bad people
User avatar #304 to #261 - pedobearseviltwin
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nah bro, not at all , there are some jerks, but you learn to ignore them after a while.
Take care
User avatar #53 to #14 - rufless
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OOOOOo I had a German sheppard dog called Bella too :) <3

btw it doesn't make you a bad person. You're just affected from people with problems around you. It's not your fault that bad people come into your life; **** happens. Your own problems are just the family ones-- we all have them, in a different degree of seriousness-- either way, one day you will live alone in independence (I'm guessing). So your only issue is

1) you don't seem like a very social guy (with that many friends?)
2) You need to find a way to filter idiots out of your life.


User avatar #266 to #53 - profflippystix
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i guess its a common name for german shepards :). no im not anti-social. always talk to anyone willing to listen or listen to anyone willing to talk. always say hi to people in grocery stores or ask how their day is.. just never made friends...
#198 to #14 - xmasterchefx
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Sounds like you have had a rough life when it comes to relationships, just keep in mind, no matter how cheesy it sounds, time heals everything. You might be a little unlucky since time is taking a really long time to give you the right girl but just keep moving forward. When life is treating you bad you always got us family on Funnyjunk that will care...
#234 to #198 - profflippystix
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thank you... you are forever a true friend :)
thank you... you are forever a true friend :)
User avatar #56 to #14 - snowheyoh
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We're all one big family here on FJ bro, its okay.
User avatar #263 to #56 - profflippystix
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im proud to say im glad to be part of this family!
User avatar #39 to #14 - goldenglimmer
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All good things come to those who wait, especially of those who wait are as deserving as you.

I am certain you will find someone new. If you ever feel like venting some more, hit me up.
User avatar #272 to #39 - profflippystix
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thank you. because of this i have several ears and you will be one. you need to talk i am open to listen :)
#144 to #14 - peyko
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aww. But i still like you!
aww. But i still like you!
#243 to #144 - profflippystix
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and i like you too
and i like you too
#143 to #14 - zorororonoa
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Man, I usually don't give a **** about random people's problems on the internet, but dammit man you have my support if you need it.   
gif related, what I hope her soul looks like screaming in hell
Man, I usually don't give a **** about random people's problems on the internet, but dammit man you have my support if you need it.
gif related, what I hope her soul looks like screaming in hell
User avatar #244 to #143 - profflippystix
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as do i good sir... and thank you for giving me your *****.. you giff good sir... the ****...
User avatar #108 to #14 - Kelsenial
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I think you handled that situation like a man, good job. *not sarcasm* You'll find more friends
User avatar #249 to #108 - profflippystix
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i found thirty+ friends from this post. (if everyones wondering how im replying so fast. you get good with swype)
#70 to #14 - scarsofinfinity
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Those feels are horrible, but when you said she was cheated on. But your not bad person for having a bit of joy. She did deserve it.
Those feels are horrible, but when you said she was cheated on. But your not bad person for having a bit of joy. She did deserve it.
#258 to #70 - profflippystix
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thank you... thank you for reasuring my doubts :)
thank you... thank you for reasuring my doubts :)
User avatar #35 to #14 - reginleif
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Team Proflippy :D
User avatar #274 to #35 - profflippystix
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no, team funnyjunk. because on here, were all family :D
#24 to #14 - bigfatmeany
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As I wish I could find a proper picture to show feels, I have none. So here is a cat jumping from space. But life is hard bro, **** will get better eventually.
As I wish I could find a proper picture to show feels, I have none. So here is a cat jumping from space. But life is hard bro, **** will get better eventually.
User avatar #279 to #24 - profflippystix
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i sure hope so :)
User avatar #188 to #14 - deezknuts
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nope she brought it upon herself
#164 to #14 - MartinSeth
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**MartinSeth rolled a random image posted in comment #566588 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I like you, friend.
#238 to #164 - profflippystix
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**profflippystix rolled a random image posted in comment #199 at Every Fucking Time ** and i like you too. (god i hope the pic is related)
User avatar #152 to #14 - vinlandknight
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Let's talk, how are you? And it has been 13 hours, so I'm a bit late, but oh's wells.
User avatar #239 to #152 - profflippystix
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now i have a list of around 30 friends i can now say, my life is 100x better! but how are you sir?
User avatar #303 to #239 - vinlandknight
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Quite swell, I apologize for the late response, I got back from work a half hour ago. But I'm glad for your newfound friendships.
User avatar #140 to #14 - capslockrage
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Nah, you're not bad bro.
She was a cunt, but it's not your fault she left you like that, she obviously had **** wrong with her, hence why she killed herself.
You may have contemplated it, but you never did it. You'd be surprised how many people contemplate suicide.
In reality in 10 years you'll look back on this as the ****** part of your life and you'll be glad everything turned around. Also german shepards are my favorite dog.


P.S. did you get dat ring back from dat hoe
User avatar #245 to #140 - profflippystix
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haha good news the bitch never got it. >big plans
i bought her first class ticket to cali and was going to have the right put on her finger by a air attendant when she went to sleep. "i was going to keep her up late the night before". expensive but grampa covered it :D but i didnt get my money back for that...
User avatar #138 to #14 - monkeysniper
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It really doesn't make you a horrible person, i wish my psychotic bitch of an ex that tries to make my life a living nightmare would kill herself tbh...i know i sound like every person you don't want to listen to but there are good women out there...there's just a lot of horrible backstabbing cunts that act like them, hope life gets better
User avatar #246 to #138 - profflippystix
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i give you all the ***** everyone gave me today good sir. i hope life gets better for YOU.
User avatar #102 to #14 - ithinkimfunny
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I don't know that feel bro, but it gotta suck.
Not your fault, she acted morally incorrect
In any case, don't give up
#251 to #102 - profflippystix
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thank you. and i will never give up. ill never give you up. (not rick rolling people)
thank you. and i will never give up. ill never give you up. (not rick rolling people)
User avatar #101 to #14 - oborawatabinost
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User avatar #252 to #101 - profflippystix
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and it did... everone needs that one black friend.
#88 to #14 - EdwardNigma
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Don't worry. We like you. We're your friends.
You'll always have us.
User avatar #255 to #88 - profflippystix
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as long as i have funnyjunk as a friend, ill always feel less lonley
User avatar #57 to #14 - GoReMoTe
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I believe you'll like this song. Was this girl named Betty, by any chance?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kA2JkVdzNE
User avatar #262 to #57 - profflippystix
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nope cheyenne... but i just imagined it was saying cheyenne...
User avatar #294 to #14 - thedudeistheman
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Hell would freeze over before that would make you a bad person. She was a terrible person. What goes around comes around.
User avatar #295 to #294 - Leopard
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Maybe she cheated because of her family problems?
User avatar #297 to #295 - thedudeistheman
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I don't understand what you mean by that. Her family pressured her to do it? Her family made her feel insecure and that led her to cheating?
User avatar #298 to #297 - Leopard
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She cheated because she's a terrible person, as said in your comment. Maybe she's a terrible person because she was raised in a bad family.
User avatar #299 to #298 - thedudeistheman
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Still, you can't place the blame on the family. If we all placed the blame on our own families, nobody would accept responsibility for anything. Our families have all done something we consider to be unfair or rude/poor treatment at some point or another.
User avatar #300 to #299 - Leopard
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Ok. Lets say she did cheat and she was a horrible person.

I don't understand how someone can go from loving someone for 3 years to being happy she's dead.
User avatar #301 to #300 - thedudeistheman
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There was four and a half years between her their relationship ending and her suicide.
User avatar #290 to #14 - lolollo
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Were you the one who killed her? No, we"re all the masters of our own bodies.

Besides, it could've been avoided had she not being a raging bitchaholic.
User avatar #289 to #14 - JuliusC
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Hey man, im not the most popular guy myself, but i have Plenty of loyal freeing. You just gotta stand up for yourself and take no ****. If that bitch would've called me asking for help before she killed herself, you know what i wouldve said? Go eat a dick. Thats what i wouldve told the bitch and thats exactly what you should have said if that instance occured. Stand up for yourself ang girls/ people will like you
#225 to #14 - seymourtets
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I was waiting for everybody walk the dinosaur... it never came...
we're all here for you bro.
#232 to #225 - profflippystix
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i wish it could have came... and i didnt have to right a story like that...
i wish it could have came... and i didnt have to right a story like that...
User avatar #224 to #14 - ICEDgrunge
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You've gone through a load of **** that no human being should ever need to deal with friend. One day you will be repaid for this mess, you deserve that at the very least. Just please, no matter who a person is, I must say, never be apathetic about someone who had such a strong impact on you. It's not good for you, regardless of what they have done, at least I believe so. Either way, stay strong man, you always have friends, no matter how insignifigant, in all of us.
#233 to #224 - profflippystix
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thank you. funnyjunk feels like family now..
thank you. funnyjunk feels like family now..
#176 to #14 - IamSofaKingdom
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Got cheated on by a schizophrenic heroine addict....I am not sure if I am more focused on the fact that he was cheating on her or the fact that a schizo heroine junkie got two girls when I can't get one.
Got cheated on by a schizophrenic heroine addict....I am not sure if I am more focused on the fact that he was cheating on her or the fact that a schizo heroine junkie got two girls when I can't get one.
#236 to #176 - profflippystix
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just think how it feels to know your no better than a skitzophrenic heroin attic. youll find a girl. all of us will. just stay true to who you are.
just think how it feels to know your no better than a skitzophrenic heroin attic. youll find a girl. all of us will. just stay true to who you are.
#105 to #14 - oceanfrank
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Damn yo.... Damn. I'm angry and depressed at the same time now.
Damn yo.... Damn. I'm angry and depressed at the same time now.
#250 to #105 - profflippystix
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i hope this .gif of marshmeollow cats cheers you up.
i hope this .gif of marshmeollow cats cheers you up.
#38 to #14 - lemongrabble
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Glorious story
User avatar #273 to #38 - profflippystix
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haha good your entertained! would add are you not entertained .gif but im on my phone and i have no reactions on this thing. dont even know if you can add on mobile?
User avatar #277 to #273 - lemongrabble
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Don't think so
User avatar #283 to #277 - profflippystix
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thanks! good to know:D
User avatar #296 to #14 - Leopard
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>beautiful 8/10 treated me like her everything

yet you're happy that she killed herself.

and this gets top comment...
#291 to #14 - anon id: 18d870ba
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**** like that makes me want to stay single. Sometimes I feel like my ex was into this shroom addict from our old high school. I prefer to be ignorant.
#194 to #14 - anon id: b352b6a7
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You got beat up from a girl xD you're a pussy and all these brony faggots are pussy's. What the **** happened funny junk? what's with all these unfunny girl posts and ****.
#235 to #194 - profflippystix
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even though you think im a &quot;pussy&quot; i still thumbed you up to take your comment back  to 0. have a good day
even though you think im a "pussy" i still thumbed you up to take your comment back to 0. have a good day
#215 to #194 - anon id: 4368db88
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Shut up, asshole.
#177 to #14 - anon id: 766a2236
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Come to Scotland and I'll be your friend.
#158 to #14 - anon id: 9b49f330
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Lots of really terrible people in the comments today, it seems.
#149 to #14 - mrdrpage
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Good for you for being able to open up to us.
Good for you for being able to open up to us.
#240 to #149 - profflippystix
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and thank you for listening. .gif unrelated
and thank you for listening. .gif unrelated
#147 to #14 - iamphoenix
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I don't know if I'd be happy that she killed herself, but damn bro.
I don't know if I'd be happy that she killed herself, but damn bro.
User avatar #241 to #147 - profflippystix
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i just dont know how to feel about it. i guess i felt like payback was given to me by her...
User avatar #127 to #14 - lnyanchl
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I have a german shepard named Bella....
User avatar #247 to #127 - profflippystix
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all my pics of my dog are on my camera! ill upload tomorrow and reply to this! i love that dog more than life itself
#78 to #14 - anon id: 01ffd2c3
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and thumbs would help?
User avatar #257 to #78 - profflippystix
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i said thumb either way...
#50 to #14 - anon id: cd60aae1
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people who are that horrible to others deserve to die, you are a fine sir <3
User avatar #268 to #50 - profflippystix
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thank you, you are a fine anonymous
#45 to #14 - anon id: 1d1894be
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This is FJ code for s married man / gf / owners of FJ DNA bee. Lutz
#23 to #14 - anon id: 93c527cf
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as an anon, i love you, and you will always /b/e my friend.
User avatar #89 to #14 - CRosBY
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Was gunna thumb down until the funny at the end.
User avatar #254 to #89 - profflippystix
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i dont know why people thumbed you down. but i brought you to -1 instead of -2
User avatar #41 to #14 - anthraxpotato
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at least you had girlfriends....
i have alot of friends but when it comes to girlfriends....
anyways, cheer up and go out make friends
User avatar #270 to #41 - profflippystix
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idk why people thumbed you down sir. but whoever said its better to love then lost than to never love at all obviously havent been stabbed several times...
#31 to #14 - covered
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Glorious!
User avatar #276 to #31 - profflippystix
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if your referring to her suicide than yes... glorious >:)
User avatar #286 to #276 - covered
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I was talkin about the story, it was pretty fascinating with a good end for him, he's alive init?
User avatar #169 to #14 - tomowrath
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yolo
#1 - tacomanofthenorth
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That was brilliant .. Oh lord im in tears . Miss carriage .
#3 to #1 - teranin
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#76 - sparox
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**sparox rolled a random image posted in comment #656 at Headshot ** what I do when I'm drunk
#97 to #76 - WizardOfTheLawl
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**WizardOfTheLawl rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Vhat? **
What I do is completely uninteresting
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#80 to #76 - tonyredgrave
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**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Merle ** WHO you do when you're drunk.
**tonyredgrave rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Merle ** WHO you do when you're drunk.
#84 to #80 - youxbarstard
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**youxbarstard rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Fellow Follower Fallen **   
HOW you do it when you're drunk.
**youxbarstard rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Fellow Follower Fallen **
HOW you do it when you're drunk.
User avatar #104 to #84 - cumsinbucket
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All types of win.
#90 to #84 - lordumpalumpa
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^
3 perfect rolls in a row, awesome
#92 to #84 - doyouevenupload
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**doyouevenupload rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Damnnnnnnnn **

HOW you get home
#98 to #92 - mythichyphen
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**mythichyphen rolled a random image posted in comment #613 at Spiderman thread tiem? **
WHAT your gf looks like when you get home
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#93 - srhkid
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I was with a girl for 2 years, she cheated on me with a guy who beats her and makes her feel like nothing. I feel better knowing she is unhappy and scared now

Damn. I sound like a sick basterd now..
User avatar #135 to #93 - princeofbrokensoul
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i guess girls like to feel oppressed i that the right way of use oppressed?
User avatar #99 to #93 - XTakedownpaladinX
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Atleast you're honest.
#123 - cyanidesandvich
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>meet girl 7/10 (not bad for my standards)
>get along pretty well
>after a month start dating
>going pretty good for 3 months
>see her with another guy making out, know she's cheating on me
>play it cool out of anger to wait for best moment.
>eventually ask her about it
>she shrugs it off
>keep asking her about it and she keeps shrugging it off
#124 to #123 - cyanidesandvich
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cont.

>eventually confesses
>she hadn't cheated on me.
>she'd been cheating with me, the other guy had been with her for about a year
>through a friend of hers find out about him
>chat through facebook and ask to meet up
>tell the dude what had been going on
>he get's angry and throws punches
>i end up taking one and then stop him after that
>i calm him down and tell him i'm leaving that skank
>he goes on seeing her for about a week
>contacts me through facebook that he dumped her
>feelsrighteousman.mpeg
>we decide to hang out and play vidya
>lost a girlfriend and got a bro.

the bitch got really fat after that and became like a 4/10 instead.
#134 to #124 - princeofbrokensoul
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Comment Picture
#161 to #124 - aerosol
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That was pretty brave of you to explain yourself to the other guy. Nice work
That was pretty brave of you to explain yourself to the other guy. Nice work
#112 - harryblazer
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never thought id get to use this again
User avatar #174 to #112 - olisaurus
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I was having such a nice day
#5 - ujellybro
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why can't I stop laughing
#49 - swaggotflaps
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#65 - silverlance
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This is despicable and I love it
This is despicable and I love it
#46 - certifiedidiot
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That bitch had it coming really.