Anon phones an ex. . sbe 20 sjust got taut m a relations hip, was with her fur 4 years sshe bruke up with me taut & nu where, nu reasen, nu explanation ffind ta
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Anon phones an ex

sbe 20
sjust got taut m a relations hip, was with her fur 4 years
sshe bruke up with me taut & nu where, nu reasen, nu explanation
ffind taut she faund someune new, and that she' s been cheating m me
the whale time
got really depressed
steak sume time m
spast forward two years
shear she was having a kid
spearta she was wing m get married mu
Q m living my life
hear she looses the baby
changed with friends at my place me night and got drunk
appearently I ask friend m let me mm her phine
swith my friends phine I decided m call my an fur sume reasen
my friends say it went like this
s" hella, can I please speak m miss?"
s" Miss what? timid yuu give me her last name"
s" carriage"
sceane was m speaker my friends heard her burst taut in anger calling me a fun: king ass hale and uther things
hi tiamat remember ever making that phine call
Wm fun when I' m drunk
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User avatar #306 - aleksisti (03/31/2013) [-]
I just broke up a couple of days ago with a girl I was with for 3 years.

It doesn't feel too bad..

Am I emotionally dead or something...

Felt good to get drunk, single, alfa as **** yesterday.

Made out with a couple of girls, had sex with one of them.

I feel jealous for my ex.



.... Just some feelings and thoughts. Thanks for reading. Share your thoughts as well if u like.

#307 to #306 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
Try hitting her with a brick. Or, break into her house, print out the Vernon Dursley meme, replace it with all her framed photos, change it to her background, kill her dog, call her and ask for miss. When she says "miss who?" say "no post on Sunday" and throw a brick at her.
User avatar #308 to #307 - aleksisti (04/01/2013) [-]
that is brilliant.
User avatar #223 - nortledrones (03/29/2013) [-]
**nortledrones rolls 199**
#222 - miva (03/29/2013) [-]
First content checked on FunnyJunk and it actually made me laugh

Gentlemen, I declare today a good day.
#216 - scoobydoobydo (03/29/2013) [-]
her face when
#202 - windmagevaati (03/29/2013) [-]
miscarriage
miscarriage
User avatar #209 to #202 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
wot
User avatar #213 to #209 - windmagevaati (03/29/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #214 to #213 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
Okay I guess.

Just woke up
User avatar #220 to #214 - windmagevaati (03/29/2013) [-]
Ah that's good. Just wanted to say hi. I hope your day goes swell.
User avatar #221 to #220 - miscarriage (03/29/2013) [-]
thanks, friend
#195 - roflstiltskins (03/29/2013) [-]
dubs decides my new skyrim characters race and name
dubs decides my new skyrim characters race and name
User avatar #218 to #195 - holycrapimacupcake (03/29/2013) [-]
**holycrapimacupcake rolls 22**

Orc
Male
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User avatar #219 to #218 - holycrapimacupcake (03/29/2013) [-]
Deliver.
User avatar #217 to #195 - AquariusCyclone (03/29/2013) [-]
**AquariusCyclone rolls 68**
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User avatar #206 to #195 - shiningbass (03/29/2013) [-]
*roll 2

High Elf: Dildokaiser
User avatar #207 to #206 - shiningbass (03/29/2013) [-]
**shiningbass rolls 61**
#203 to #195 - templenator (03/29/2013) [-]
**templenator rolls 87**
Argonian
Scaly ************
User avatar #193 - retributionthepimp (03/29/2013) [-]
It's so evil!!! But this is the internet...so its acceptable...12/10
#186 - thebigpenguin ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
#184 - lolzerz (03/29/2013) [-]
>with my friends phone I decided to call my ex for some reason
#182 - kaslin (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#197 to #182 - gearsofwarnewb (03/29/2013) [-]
Heavy approves.
#181 - dishie (03/29/2013) [-]
hehehehheueheuehehehehehehehehhehehe
User avatar #173 - navadae (03/29/2013) [-]
99.9% of the time, jokes like that are just twisted and tick me off...
this is the .1% ...which makes me feel bad XD
User avatar #172 - GnRNoD (03/29/2013) [-]
I do stuff like that when i'm drunk, but i'm not so invasive as to call someone, i just do it face to face, i made a friends ex cry by telling her nobody liked her and that she was with us because my friend was ******* her, got up and asked everyone at the table (we were like 15 people) one by one "If i'm wrong correct me... your silence says it all"

and one night went out with a couple of friends and a guy that cut's himself showed up started talking to us and show me his cuts... (big mistake) i started telling him, well it serves you right.. i mean if you're stupid enough to cut yourself you deserve all those scars you're a little piece of **** , i mean what are you a 15 year old girl? and it went on like that for a good 15 minutes... I saw that guy last week he has not cut himself ever since that night, he told me he wants to do it still but he feels ashamed of it now, told me it no longer serves as an escape for him now it just makes him feel like an ******** ******* (he's 23 btw)
#166 - kimiz (03/29/2013) [-]
Miss Carriage... 						*******					 genius...
Miss Carriage... ******* genius...
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#183 to #160 - dishie (03/29/2013) [-]
Don't tell me how to think.
User avatar #180 to #160 - stevencolbert (03/29/2013) [-]
go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go die go
#179 to #160 - therobsorensen (03/29/2013) [-]
Or the story isn't even true like most stories on 4chan. Just a joke.
Or the story isn't even true like most stories on 4chan. Just a joke.
User avatar #187 to #179 - clockworkmage (03/29/2013) [-]
I know. Christ, just voicing my opinion on the off chance it's true is all. It's my opinion on the nature of the joke and the infliction it would cause on someone if it were really true. Opinions of differing points of view seem to be taken quite badly, but thanks for at least giving reason for your critique. I honestly appreciate that, not being sarcastic. Have a nice day and forget about my stupid comment.
#191 to #187 - therobsorensen (03/29/2013) [-]
lol I'm not calling you stupid. I think everyone here realizes miscarriages are not funny, but you seemed a little preachy.
User avatar #192 to #191 - clockworkmage (03/29/2013) [-]
Fair point. I suppose you're right.
User avatar #170 to #160 - nightmaren (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh man he made a joke what an ******* .
If he made her go through the miscarriage somehow, then I'd agree with you. If he even tormented her about it for years on end and harassed her anonymously then that would suck too.
All he did was call her out of the blue and make a joke. I'm pretty sure the emotional pain he went through would be worse than the emotional pain she went through because of the joke.
Note, I'm not saying the emotional pain she had for having a miscarriage wasn't as bad as his, I'm just talking about what she felt from the joke being made.
User avatar #189 to #170 - clockworkmage (03/29/2013) [-]
You have a good point, actually. That's true.
I suppose as much as I attempt to be insensitive to these types of things, I tend to roll down to the side with less logic, after all.

Appreciate it.
User avatar #190 to #189 - nightmaren (03/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#163 to #160 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
>down votes

And if she cheated on him for four years, who knows if she even apologized for it, I think one miscarriage joke is light enough.
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#159 - mustlol (03/29/2013) [-]
did she look like this?
#156 - xAELiTe (03/29/2013) [-]
"Oh shoot, what's the baby's name?"   
"Sir, the baby is dead!"   
"Ah yes! Dead! Can I speak to Dead?"
"Oh shoot, what's the baby's name?"
"Sir, the baby is dead!"
"Ah yes! Dead! Can I speak to Dead?"
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