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#39 - McBalls
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Texas is like the america of america.
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#66 to #39 - lieutenantderp
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TEXANS UNITE!!!
#75 to #66 - fedexman
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Every Texans Fw
#86 to #66 - arkfire
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I live in Lewisville and wild dogs walk down the street every other week and the couple of times that animal control was called they couldn't find them.
#51 to #39 - fedexman
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Proud Texan.
Proud Texan.
#62 to #51 - IncarceratedNinja
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hello fellow brother
#69 to #51 - sgc
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you can always tell a texan...
but ya can't tell him much
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#42 - someguyonthewebz
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I ******* love my state.
#150 to #42 - anon
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So that's why FJ is such a bigoted ********. You guys are rednecks.
#151 to #150 - someguyonthewebz
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#52 to #42 - fedexman
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#11 - andalitemadness
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Not as good as my friends bumper sticker. It says, "A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity."
#16 to #11 - anon
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I think everyone's missed the point that this is a joke and quite a funny one at that :(
#40 to #11 - smokingman
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Here, i'll sum it up for you.
TL;DR: OP is a clever ************.
#17 to #11 - theseustheminotaur
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Ha, that's my favorite one. But I only have the long version of it
#12 to #11 - neednsfw
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All that on a bumper sticker, eh?
#26 to #12 - poopygoldfart
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yep all on a bumper sticker ....
#53 - fuckinniggers
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Alright story time. my first one be gentle   
Working at a gun shop. ******* love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. ***** impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT *************!! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
Alright story time. my first one be gentle
Working at a gun shop. ******* love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. ***** impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT *************!! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
#55 to #53 - tylosaurus
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#57 to #55 - fuckinniggers
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I tried to make it normally but I hit the line break limit and so instead of making multiple replies to continue this I just dumped it all in to one big cluster **** of a story
#58 to #57 - tylosaurus
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#91 to #53 - Dropkicksxxx
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Pfffft hahahaha, tis glorious ty
#98 to #91 - fuckinniggers
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No problem partner.
#113 to #53 - yuukoku
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#131 to #53 - dirtyharold
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did someone say spec ops marine?
did someone say spec ops marine?
#77 to #53 - fedexman
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#56 to #53 - omgwtfwhoami
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glorious
glorious
#68 to #56 - studbeefpile
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I.......don't.....even............wat......
I.......don't.....even............wat......
#60 to #56 - hillbillypowpow
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TASTE THE RAINBOW
#27 - kisushima
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Heh, say what you want about Americans and MUH FREEDOMS, but I do love their sense of humour - and this is coming from a Brit.

And yes I'm being nice because I just had my morning (I got up late) cup of tea. Top Ho.
#129 to #27 - dirtyharold
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#63 to #27 - IncarceratedNinja
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why am i laughing so hard at that picture?!?! and just wondering, what does an american accent sound like to you?
why am i laughing so hard at that picture?!?! and just wondering, what does an american accent sound like to you?
#72 to #63 - kisushima
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An American accent to me is typically a a very plain one. Not redneck. No californian. Not middle-northern Minnesotan. Just pretty regular! Like Geoff or Burnie from RoosterTeeth. A mix I guess.

And I don't want a Monarchy, but it makes me lulz too.
#76 to #72 - IncarceratedNinja
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what does the dialect sound like to you? slurred?
#79 to #76 - kisushima
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Umm, naa. Just pretty American ^^. Put it this way, if an American spoke to me and had the definitive accent of someone that had lived in that area for several years, I could pinpoint N, S, E, W or central. In England, a bland accent is considered a home counties accent. Very average. I don't know the equivalent in America I'm afraid.
#37 to #27 - smokingman
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You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
#30 to #27 - hatmanjmc
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#34 to #30 - megustan
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Treasure Planet. **** yes.
Treasure Planet. **** yes.
#87 to #30 - fuckinniggers
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#64 to #30 - mahoney
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**** yeah treasure planet
#128 to #30 - tmgrskat
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#104 to #30 - icametocomment
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Damn, now I need to find that movie.
#59 to #30 - anon
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i saw this movie as a kid and can't remember the title, help me out.
#73 to #59 - Hreidmar
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As said by the two people you were sandwiched between, this is Treasure Planet. And it is the most underrated movie I've seen.
#22 - ipwnkitties
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I love how it says "DODGE" right underneath
#44 - dishie
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Everyone seems to be jumping the gun lately!
#47 to #44 - thepalmtoptiger
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Carlos I'm getting real ******* tired of your puns.
#48 to #47 - dishie
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#81 - mummyslittlebitch
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I hate these piece of **** redneck assholes that think they're so hard because they own guns. And want EVERYONE to know about it. This is America. Everyone owns guns, including me. **** you, you pussy.
#106 to #81 - pivotmasterdm
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This
#108 to #81 - yuukoku
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I think those people ruin it. Normal gun owners own guns and don't talk about it. Maintain them in privacy, keep them away for those times that you need them, and don't brag about your new AR-15 with hello kitty stickers all over it or some ****. It's supposed to be secret.
#83 to #81 - breadbasket
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Everyone owns guns everywhere. Not just America.

You'd be stupid -not- to own a gun. I mean, it shouldn't be your intent to use these guns, but they're 100% needed for household protection.
#118 to #83 - doyouevenupload
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i only have a air rifle.
#109 to #83 - yuukoku
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Well, they're not always legal, but it's implied that you should have one. It's easy to go out and get a gun even illegally, so lots of people do it. That's risky, but it's to keep you safe because in areas with strict gun laws there always seems to be higher crime rates.
#107 to #83 - Shiny
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The whole "penis compensation" trope is pretty mean, but don't deny that the vast majority of gun owners just do it for the fun and fantasy. I know plenty of people that claim to own a firearm to protect their home, but leave their front door unlocked and think automated security systems are a scam.
#84 to #83 - mummyslittlebitch
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WHAT THE **** is your point, you pony loving asshole?
#94 to #84 - breadbasket
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Also, I tried to thumb you back up. You didn't really do anything.
But my one thumb couldn't break you even...
#85 to #84 - breadbasket
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Well, not that I re-read your comment, I realize that I took the statement "This is America. Everyone owns guns" out of context.

I apologize. I just haven't gotten any sleep, yet. Been up all night watching Ren and Stimpy on Netflix.
#97 to #85 - mummyslittlebitch
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Sorry, I'm sick and tired and am lashing out at people on the internet more readily than normal.
#101 to #97 - breadbasket
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Rage first, ask questions later.
#14 - anonmynous
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I just graduated in physics and I got a bumper sticker that says "Particle Physics Gives Me A Hadron"