Ammo Price. .. Texas is like the america of america.
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#39 - McBalls (03/29/2013) [-]
Texas is like the america of america.
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#66 to #39 - lieutenantderp (03/29/2013) [-]
TEXANS UNITE!!!
#75 to #66 - fedexman (03/29/2013) [-]
Every Texans Fw
#86 to #66 - arkfire (03/29/2013) [-]
I live in Lewisville and wild dogs walk down the street every other week and the couple of times that animal control was called they couldn't find them.
#51 to #39 - fedexman (03/29/2013) [-]
Proud Texan.
Proud Texan.
User avatar #62 to #51 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
hello fellow brother
User avatar #69 to #51 - sgc (03/29/2013) [-]
you can always tell a texan...
but ya can't tell him much
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User avatar #22 - ipwnkitties (03/29/2013) [-]
I love how it says "DODGE" right underneath
#42 - someguyonthewebz (03/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love my state.
#150 to #42 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
So that's why FJ is such a bigoted ******** . You guys are rednecks.
#52 to #42 - fedexman (03/29/2013) [-]
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#27 - kisushima (03/29/2013) [-]
Heh, say what you want about Americans and MUH FREEDOMS, but I do love their sense of humour - and this is coming from a Brit.

And yes I'm being nice because I just had my morning (I got up late) cup of tea. Top Ho.
#63 to #27 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
why am i laughing so hard at that picture?!?! and just wondering, what does an american accent sound like to you?
why am i laughing so hard at that picture?!?! and just wondering, what does an american accent sound like to you?
#72 to #63 - kisushima (03/29/2013) [-]
An American accent to me is typically a a very plain one. Not redneck. No californian. Not middle-northern Minnesotan. Just pretty regular! Like Geoff or Burnie from RoosterTeeth. A mix I guess.

And I don't want a Monarchy, but it makes me lulz too.
User avatar #76 to #72 - IncarceratedNinja (03/29/2013) [-]
what does the dialect sound like to you? slurred?
#79 to #76 - kisushima (03/29/2013) [-]
Umm, naa. Just pretty American ^^. Put it this way, if an American spoke to me and had the definitive accent of someone that had lived in that area for several years, I could pinpoint N, S, E, W or central. In England, a bland accent is considered a home counties accent. Very average. I don't know the equivalent in America I'm afraid.
User avatar #37 to #27 - smokingman (03/29/2013) [-]
You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
#30 to #27 - hatmanjmc ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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#34 to #30 - megustan (03/29/2013) [-]
Treasure Planet. 			****		 yes.
Treasure Planet. **** yes.
#64 to #30 - mahoney (03/29/2013) [-]
**** yeah treasure planet
#59 to #30 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
i saw this movie as a kid and can't remember the title, help me out.
User avatar #73 to #59 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
As said by the two people you were sandwiched between, this is Treasure Planet. And it is the most underrated movie I've seen.
User avatar #104 to #30 - icametocomment (03/29/2013) [-]
Damn, now I need to find that movie.
#53 - fuckinniggers (03/29/2013) [-]
Alright story time. my first one be gentle   
Working at a gun shop. 			*******		 love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. 			*****		 impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT 			*************		!! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
Alright story time. my first one be gentle
Working at a gun shop. ******* love guns. Smells like freedom everyday at the store. One day some Russian dude walks in. He is dragging a big box and can't get in. Asks me if I can help him out. Sure why not. Spec ops marine works at the store too, his freedom senses tingle a little bit. Calmly places hand on his sidearm, just in case. I grab the box and pull as hard as I can. It's heavy as hell. I manage to get the box in anyway. Smells like communism. Ask the dirty commie what is in it. Says that it is week old cabbage and vodka from motherland. Spec ops marine's freedom sense is on red alert now. Dirty commie wants to trade for one of our new ak47s. Ask him what he wants it for. He says it would be for "fun". I instantly remember that dirty communists like to steal freedom for fun. I look at the marine and he nods to me. The marine draws and shoots. Dirty communist blocks the bullets with his week old cabbage shield. Marine keeps firing. Dirty Commie dives into the box of vodka and week old cabbage. ***** impenetrable. Red and Yellow sparks start flying out of the box. Dirty Commie is evolving!. Dirty Commie evolved into Stalin!. Box explodes from the sheer amount of communism, sending the week old cabbage flying everywhere leveling the shop. Stalin laughs and proceeds to engage the marine in hand to hand combat. Marine holds his own but his freedom is slowly being drained. I try to help by doing a flying high kick like the mantis in kung fu panda. Stalin's cabbage shield blocks my kick and sends me flying out into the street. I look up. See American flag. Army has arrived. Engages Stalin. Stalin's cabbage shield is too powerful. Stalin wipes out most of the army. Army starts retreating. I grab the flag and charge patriot style. mfw. NO RETREAT ************* !! Stab Stalin straight through his Dirty Commie heart with the flag. Too much freedom. Stalin reverts back into cabbage. We all go bowling afterwards
User avatar #91 to #53 - Dropkicksxxx (03/29/2013) [-]
Pfffft hahahaha, tis glorious ty
User avatar #98 to #91 - fuckinniggers (03/29/2013) [-]
No problem partner.
#131 to #53 - dirtyharold (03/29/2013) [-]
did someone say spec ops marine?
did someone say spec ops marine?
User avatar #57 to #55 - fuckinniggers (03/29/2013) [-]
I tried to make it normally but I hit the line break limit and so instead of making multiple replies to continue this I just dumped it all in to one big cluster **** of a story
#77 to #53 - fedexman (03/29/2013) [-]
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#56 to #53 - omgwtfwhoami (03/29/2013) [-]
glorious
glorious
#68 to #56 - studbeefpile (03/29/2013) [-]
I.......don't.....even............wat......
I.......don't.....even............wat......
#60 to #56 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
TASTE THE RAINBOW
User avatar #29 - randomserb (03/29/2013) [-]
I can't help but imagine this person with a large abdomen, a neckbeard, shorts and a trucker cap.
#14 - anonmynous ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
I just graduated in physics and I got a bumper sticker that says "Particle Physics Gives Me A Hadron"
User avatar #28 - benedicto (03/29/2013) [-]
his plate- AK5-7__
AK57
so close...
#44 - dishie (03/29/2013) [-]
Everyone seems to be jumping the gun lately!
User avatar #47 to #44 - thepalmtoptiger (03/29/2013) [-]
Carlos I'm getting real ******* tired of your puns.
#95 - golbot (03/29/2013) [-]
How can you tell if someones from texas?

they'll let you know.
#121 to #95 - sanguinesolitude (03/29/2013) [-]
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you dont have to, they will let you know.
User avatar #100 to #95 - DrBobsPatient (03/29/2013) [-]
How can you tell if I don't give a **** ?



I'll let you know.


I don't give a ****
#119 to #95 - misticalz ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Uhh..Stupid?
No, I'm Texas!
Duuh, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
User avatar #130 to #119 - climatus (03/29/2013) [-]
the stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb, old, stupid texas
#8 - tokitheviking (03/29/2013) [-]
Stereotypical Texan
#88 - falconxmard (03/29/2013) [-]
You think that's gonna scare me?
User avatar #67 - capnwetnipples (03/29/2013) [-]
i get it...DODGE
User avatar #7 - mrjweezy (03/29/2013) [-]
buddy of mine has one that says " work hard because those on welfare depend on it"
#90 - solarisofcelestia (03/29/2013) [-]
We wouldn't have this problem if we just built laser-guns!
We wouldn't have this problem if we just built laser-guns!
#115 to #90 - autoxx (03/29/2013) [-]
I build handheld lasers. They are all right if you want to blind but it would take hours to kill with one...
#123 to #115 - solarisofcelestia (03/29/2013) [-]
We need more powerful lasers then! Call these guys!
We need more powerful lasers then! Call these guys!
#124 to #123 - autoxx (03/29/2013) [-]
Ones that make "pew pew pew" noises.
#61 - spyisspy (03/29/2013) [-]
my thoughts when license plate
User avatar #1 - badjokesjimmmy (03/28/2013) [-]
Nice photoshoot
#2 to #1 - wastelandgunner (03/28/2013) [-]
OP approves of your pun.
User avatar #3 to #2 - badjokesjimmmy (03/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sailor.
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