Douchebag Yahweh. . God Says Violence cleanses evil. Bible Verse Proverbs : yo You Say Torture is wrong. Deming people and slavery is wrong- The punishment shou Douchebag Yahweh God Says Violence cleanses evil Bible Verse Proverbs : yo You Say Torture is wrong Deming people and slavery wrong- The punishment shou
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Douchebag Yahweh

God Says
Violence cleanses evil.
Bible Verse
Proverbs : yo
You Say
Torture is wrong.
Deming people and slavery is wrong-
The punishment should fit the crime.
Enslave your neighbors who worship other gods. Leviticus : '
Temporal crimes deserve eternal torture and punishment in hell. Matthew 13: :
People shouldn' t be murdered for
an the Sabbath You should kill people who work on the Sabbath.
Number, 15:
Equating children is wrong Eyed do not heat your children, you hate them. Proverbs was
Killing children ts wrong. Children who curse their parents should be killed. Exodus 21: 15, I?
The earth moves around through space. The earf. h is set on foundations. Jeremiah
Bow 21:
It is wrong to sell your daughter. You can sell your daughter. I even have rules should go about it,
Rape is acuire against the / R% mea who do not shout loud enough to be heard ‘smile
being raped .. be killed,
Women are equal members of society Women cannot teach or hold men. I Timothy 1: 12.
You are responsible for only your own
actions,
Modern medicine explains diseases. A. U: is the cause chillness. Matthew 9122
Jesus came not to bring peace but to pit family members other in defense of the is
faith.
Beware mammals. Wrong, Bats . Leviticus LLIW, my
Christianity is peaceful. Wrong. Jesus did not bring peace. : 34
That is in the stament" Correct and it still applies according to Jesus. Matthew 5.:
Rape is not the fault of the victim. :
Even innocent children inherit the sins. of their ancestors- Exodus so; -no
Give were a chance.
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#1 - halor
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(03/28/2013) [-]
something tells me this is going to become highly relevant
#44 to #1 - stimtheone
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#16 - combatplatypus
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You could a thing or two from Jimmy here.
#28 to #16 - hereforthefaps
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I feel the exact same way, the only time someone's religion bothers me is when it's used as an excuse to justify some sort of undeserved hatred.
#92 to #16 - JimmyJongo
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm just trying to make the world a better place
#129 to #92 - anon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
So instead of moving on with your life, you harbor negative emotions towards a group? That has definitely benefited people in the past.
#133 to #129 - JimmyJongo
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Read what that image says how in anyway am i harboring negative emotions I let people get on with it.
#116 to #16 - Konigsteiger
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence...
#8 - mattdoggy
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(03/29/2013) [-]
1. Proverbs was written by men as a book of songs and praises. Like a music book basically, not directly word from God.    
2. Slavery then wasn't what it is now. It was like having a worker in your home, not a person in chains. Also they let them all go every few years, usually however the slaves would beg to stay and be considered part of the family. Not relevant do to New testament   
3. This verse doesn't say that it says it will throw that which causes men to fall into sin into hell. Also God doesn't send people to hell. It is their choice to accept God who will take care of them, or be without God and join Satan who hates God and mankind because God loves us. Hell is really just eternal separation from God   
4. This was a cultural law designed to keep the old covenant sacred. Things like not touching pigs, not mixing fabric, and not trimming the edges of your beard were used to keep the Jews separate and noticeably different than their neighbors and keep them clean. It was a simple law, no work on the day or rest, and by breaking it he endangered the people to dessert raiders who were a serious threat during this time. He could have killed them all because he wanted fire wood and was to lazy to gather it at different times. Also not relevant do to new testament   
5. Songbook, same as 1.   
6. This isn't referring to "i hate you mom and dad", this is talking about people who's kids violently attack them. Cursing didn't mean swearing back then, but had a more vile wish for someones death, and usually was accompanied by action. Is not relevant do to new testament    
7. Doesn't say that, it says basically if we can measure and understand every inch of space and earth (not possible for us to be omnipotent) then he would forsake man (basically saying he's got our back)   
8. Slavery was a different thing then, not like it is now, it's more like being a cleaning person would be now. Mainly this verse is saying you can't sell someone else's daughter to foreigners, only to her family.
1. Proverbs was written by men as a book of songs and praises. Like a music book basically, not directly word from God.
2. Slavery then wasn't what it is now. It was like having a worker in your home, not a person in chains. Also they let them all go every few years, usually however the slaves would beg to stay and be considered part of the family. Not relevant do to New testament
3. This verse doesn't say that it says it will throw that which causes men to fall into sin into hell. Also God doesn't send people to hell. It is their choice to accept God who will take care of them, or be without God and join Satan who hates God and mankind because God loves us. Hell is really just eternal separation from God
4. This was a cultural law designed to keep the old covenant sacred. Things like not touching pigs, not mixing fabric, and not trimming the edges of your beard were used to keep the Jews separate and noticeably different than their neighbors and keep them clean. It was a simple law, no work on the day or rest, and by breaking it he endangered the people to dessert raiders who were a serious threat during this time. He could have killed them all because he wanted fire wood and was to lazy to gather it at different times. Also not relevant do to new testament
5. Songbook, same as 1.
6. This isn't referring to "i hate you mom and dad", this is talking about people who's kids violently attack them. Cursing didn't mean swearing back then, but had a more vile wish for someones death, and usually was accompanied by action. Is not relevant do to new testament
7. Doesn't say that, it says basically if we can measure and understand every inch of space and earth (not possible for us to be omnipotent) then he would forsake man (basically saying he's got our back)
8. Slavery was a different thing then, not like it is now, it's more like being a cleaning person would be now. Mainly this verse is saying you can't sell someone else's daughter to foreigners, only to her family.
#51 to #8 - dorklordrises
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
Thank you so much
#49 to #8 - batsbak
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I just noticed but it looks like the tambourine guy is triggers the bomb.
#43 to #8 - icytime ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I love you.

So, so much.
#76 to #43 - dreadnaughtguy
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Where is that avatar from? pretty sure It was a move in warcraft 3 from some hero.. Please respond
#77 to #76 - phuckinthingsucks
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(03/29/2013) [-]
It is the Storm Bolt from the Mountain King but it is flipped and golden for some reason, not sure if it's a whole other spell or not.
#162 to #77 - icytime ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
It's been used as the Paladin class symbol in WoW for a long time now.
#12 to #8 - mattdoggy
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(03/29/2013) [-]
9. This is dealing with someone who is engaged. Rape in this sense means that the woman is cheating on her fiance, therefore a crime against the fiance. If she cheats on her fiance, and doesn't call for help, then it is a crime against the man.
10. This is Paul addressing a church on their particular issue. Husbands and wives were breaking into fights in church and interrupting the services. The whole passage is stating that women have a larger and improved roll in the church but still need to be mindful of the cultural standards. Simple stuff like don't dress like a whore and don't be arguing with men who culturally at the time were in charge.
11. Sin in this case should be defined as anything that keeps man from God. For example man cheats on his wife, which causes him and his family a lot of pain, and distracts him from God. Staying away from sin is about staying away from things that will mess us up. If a father is a drinker and is poor and spends all his money on drinks, he will make a bad life for his kids, and probably grandkids. They are being punished for the sins of the father. Not God just backsmacking some kids because their daddy swore once.
12. This is a beautiful verse that shows a woman who was ill for 12 years, came up to Jesus, and thought that if she could just touch the edge of his clothes she could maybe be better. Her faith was so strong Jesus turned and said she was healed and by his divine authority she was.
13. The division and fighting he speaks of is about religion, not common violence. It is saying even the most secure bond, one you have with your family, can be challenged when different members of a house believe different things.
14. This is just saying what kinds of flying animals shouldn't be eaten, mostly scavengers, birds, of prey, and bats, doesn't apply anymore though, new testament
15. He is saying he is here to shake up the world, and change it from a place of pain and misery to a world of peace and joy, not destroy it all.
#15 to #12 - mattdoggy
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(03/29/2013) [-]
16. This scripture is commonly mistaken for the old law is still in effect. It states that "I have not come to destroy the old law, but fulfill it". Most assume that Jesus means, i am coming to ensure this old crazy stuff is going to happen but that was not the original intent. He said HE came to fulfill the law, meaning He was the fulfillment of the law. He was showing how the old Jewish scriptures were pointing to Him and His deeds in life. Basically it was like saying he was the new way that had been promised, and the old way was now obsolete. When he gave up his life, and the curtains of the temple were ripped in half, the new covenant began and a lot of the traditions and rules changed. For example, people could mix fabrics, shave their beards, and eat bacon. You no longer had to do these things to keep yourself clean or separate from others because Jesus is saving everybody, not just the Jews, and payed for everyone to be clean with his blood. It takes care at several places, especially when dealing with the food, about how things have changed. It is saying the laws are still to be recorded, but they no longer apply, sort of as a way of showing what he has done for mankind. It's like prohibition laws, they are in the constitution, but are then repealed, but are still on paper even though they don't apply anymore.

I understand a lot of people might not agree with or understand Christianity, and that's ok, it's your choice to chose this religion or not. It shouldn't be forced down anyone's throat and i apologize to anyone if some Christian has tried to do that to you. Christians should be identified through their love and kindness, not by their bumpersticker. The people who practice Christianity aren't perfect in any way, in fact most Christians come from the dark bottom of bad places, but it offers the chance of peace, redemption, and a life in the next. Have a great day, and God be with you
#40 - tankthefrank
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(03/29/2013) [-]
>Posts this on FunnyJunk
>Under the column "You Say": Women are equal members of society.

>FJ's face when
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#60 to #40 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You win the award for best comment on my content.
#3 - sanguinesolitude
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(03/28/2013) [-]
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#10 - stickandmove
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(03/29/2013) [-]
People wrote the bible.
People wrote the bible.
#32 to #10 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account**
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Full Throttle just came out my nose
Full Throttle just came out my nose
#108 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Do you REALLY wanna scroll down? do you REALLY think that's a good idea?
#126 to #108 - teamrocketninja ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the warning bro.
#114 to #108 - wonderglue
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I was gonna scroll down but upon thinking about it, I wont.
#120 to #108 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
If you scroll down, it looks kinda like this, with worse special effects.
If you scroll down, it looks kinda like this, with worse special effects.
#11 - thepyras
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You're that guy who sits at the back of the class and tries to engage in the reading discussion despite having never read the book, aren't you, OP? If you had actually read any of these with their surrounding text or with any knowledge of their historical background you would realize how idiotic this post is. Aside from that, it's a post that was on the frontpage yesterday.
#96 to #11 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I have read the entirety of the Bible, the Qu'ran, and the Digha, Majjhima, Samyutta, Anguttara, and Khuddaka sutras. If you actually look at the verses of the bible being referenced, you will see what was said, and regardless of those things being open to an individual's interpretation, the actual wording is quite clear to anyone who would take a literal interpretation.  Furthermore, the point of this post was simply to show that morality is a subjective concept that evolves culturally and altering your morals to fall in line with the judeo-christian god's ancient and dated morality is ridiculous. There is a reason this is not posted in the atheism channel.
I have read the entirety of the Bible, the Qu'ran, and the Digha, Majjhima, Samyutta, Anguttara, and Khuddaka sutras. If you actually look at the verses of the bible being referenced, you will see what was said, and regardless of those things being open to an individual's interpretation, the actual wording is quite clear to anyone who would take a literal interpretation. Furthermore, the point of this post was simply to show that morality is a subjective concept that evolves culturally and altering your morals to fall in line with the judeo-christian god's ancient and dated morality is ridiculous. There is a reason this is not posted in the atheism channel.
#80 - highfocus
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(03/29/2013) [-]
seriously, who cares about this ****
seriously, who cares about this ****
#81 to #80 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(03/29/2013) [-]
scroll down. That should give you some vague semblance of an answer.
#9 - beren
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You are literally the worst form of scum imaginable, OP. "Oh, let's just see how many half-truths I can post just to piss people off! Yeah, Christians are either terrible or stupid people, and I'll show you all these completely out of context one-liners to irrevocably prove that to everyone on the internet!!!"

Seriously, dude. Stahp.