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Phasebook in a nutshell

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Submitted: 03/28/2013
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User avatar #4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Tell her to stop flashing strangers on the net.
#16 - epicburana ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#8 - theableacher ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Give the child lots of water, and make sure he/she does not throw up. Parents should really know this...   
   
Also they should drive the child to the hospital.
Give the child lots of water, and make sure he/she does not throw up. Parents should really know this...

Also they should drive the child to the hospital.
User avatar #6 - drdiddly (03/29/2013) [-]
"Doctor, what is wrong? Is my daughter going to be okay?!"
"I don't know..."
"Oh no! Will she die?"
"I'm not sure but in a few more facebook likes and 3 more comments, I can find out!"
"But my child is very sick!"
"Oh! Another comment. Ma'am we're getting close..."
"Please help my daughter!"
"Look I've got 498 likes. I need two more likes and two more comments."

This hospital stuff reminds me of the woman who went to the hospital and died because she was supposed to arrive in an ambulence
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#9 - krizziskill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#30 - tyroneisanigger (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What you should do?
Give him/her a Facebook memorial page!
#43 - TARDIS (03/29/2013) [-]
This could go one of two ways.
User avatar #42 - errdayimfjing (03/29/2013) [-]
Man OP, I feel like Phasebook is actually a much better name for the site.
#77 - ramzar (03/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tell him to piss in the washing machine so none goes to waste.
Tell him to piss in the washing machine so none goes to waste.
#1 - shagtastic (03/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's not poison, It's like poison.
#25 to #1 - gameshredder (03/29/2013) [-]
How about you test this theory for us.
How about you test this theory for us.
User avatar #47 - whyinuse (03/29/2013) [-]
"My mommy says if I get 1,000,000 likes she will take me to the hospital"
#46 - craazhy (03/29/2013) [-]
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#14 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
These people are incredibly stupid...

But think about it. If they really are THAT stupid, then they probably should ask facebook what to do, because they sure as hell have no idea.
User avatar #13 - guymandude (03/29/2013) [-]
Jesus, parents don't know anything these days. You should be giving each of your children at least 8 ounces of bleach a day. Bleach is a powerful disinfectant, and will help clear out the bacteria in their young digestive systems. It also has much less calories than many sugary juices out there. I've already lost two children, each of them because I was only giving them about a shot glass of bleach a day. You can avoid my tragedies by making sure that your child has the proper bleach intake.
#103 - nortledrones (03/29/2013) [-]
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Ef ur ch1ild dr@nk bleacH, den stahp maken fun of dem th3y not a wh0re if dey sleep with 23 guys 1ts fine, it's jUst be1ng flirtatiyous. I cry evertim!!!1.
#71 - mcfc (03/29/2013) [-]
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#58 - wheres (03/29/2013) [-]
You did an awful job at paint here.
Look at the thumbs.
#32 - trigondarkthree (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: Poison control is separate from the 911 response team and has the phone number 1-. If someone calls 911 for bleach consumption assistance, 911 will contact poison control. Therefore, it's faster to just call p.c. directly.
#63 - lorkhan (03/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who in their right mind would go on FB to ask what to do?
Who in their right mind would go on FB to ask what to do?
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