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#33 - shutupandrapeme
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck