I'm alive!. . The femdom brake while my parents were having sex!. You and every other first child out there
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User avatar #20 - daonenonlii (03/29/2013) [-]
I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.
#21 to #20 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - daonenonlii (03/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love you so hard right now!
User avatar #1 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
You and every other first child out there
User avatar #42 to #1 - mythichyphen (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I wasn't planned but my big brother was.
#11 to #1 - bensho (03/29/2013) [-]
I take offence to this.
I take offence to this.
#17 to #1 - finni (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah... Everything they told me about them wanting a baby and getting me was probably a lie and the condom just broke, but they didn't take the abortion. Well, I can only say that death won't get me that easy!
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninetwenty (03/28/2013) [-]
Survivers
User avatar #8 to #2 - thesupervillian (03/29/2013) [-]
*survivors
#33 - shutupandrapeme (03/29/2013) [-]
Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck
#47 - unclemagic (04/01/2013) [-]
Comdom
User avatar #25 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.
User avatar #31 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh. My. God.
I am the saviour of mankind. And now that I'm an adult, my work begins.
#32 to #31 - ButtonFly (03/29/2013) [-]
I was born on the day of the Rapture.
I've been waiting for you.
User avatar #36 to #29 - trojanmannn (03/29/2013) [-]
ok what the actual **** is a spiral. google is not helping
User avatar #37 to #36 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
Google search "spiral contraception" ;)
#19 - electromuffin (03/29/2013) [-]
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#3 - backwardsracecar (03/28/2013) [-]
condom*
User avatar #16 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
*comdem *
reterd.....
#39 to #16 - cynicalskin (03/29/2013) [-]
*reterd*
*reterd*
User avatar #23 to #16 - hargleblarg (03/29/2013) [-]
Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.
#27 to #23 - mugigs (03/29/2013) [-]
are you serious?
#28 to #27 - hargleblarg (03/29/2013) [-]
No.
No.
User avatar #46 to #28 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
you srsly don't know when someone is kidding dumbass.
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User avatar #41 to #23 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [-]
that's the joke you cunt.
User avatar #43 to #41 - deathstare (03/29/2013) [-]
Made me laugh though
#24 - soldiertwo (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - adunsaveme (03/29/2013) [-]
Man I hate when people say comdom
#4 - dukeofdickbutt (03/29/2013) [-]
It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?
User avatar #9 to #4 - mookiez (03/29/2013) [-]
******* love grammatical irony.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
one*

"check it" - No, not really
#6 to #5 - dukeofdickbutt (03/29/2013) [-]
I feel really dumb now. :I
User avatar #30 to #6 - facadeon (03/29/2013) [-]
You should of said it was part of the joke.
#44 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
my mom said she would stop after having twins my mom almost did with my older sister but the other twin was a miscarriage i was right after here birth wise
User avatar #40 - johananas (03/29/2013) [-]
Wow, your post sucked, I wish you weren't alive.
#38 - moustachefingers (03/29/2013) [-]
TFW I was legitimately an accident.     
   
TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
TFW I was legitimately an accident.

TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
#35 - terrorrizor (03/29/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3526854 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Stfu I was almost an abortion and a miscarriage, my son and I spit int he face of mother nature every ******* day.
User avatar #18 - gushersoneonefour (03/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. ;_;
User avatar #15 - rummler (03/29/2013) [-]
My mom was raped...
there was no condom...
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