I'm alive!. .. You and every other first child out there I'm alive! You and every other first child out there
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#4 - dukeofdickbutt
Reply -15
(03/29/2013) [-]
It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?
#9 to #4 - mookiez
Reply +2
(03/29/2013) [-]
******* love grammatical irony.
#5 to #4 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +52
(03/29/2013) [-]
one*

"check it" - No, not really
#6 to #5 - dukeofdickbutt
Reply +4
(03/29/2013) [-]
I feel really dumb now. :I
#7 to #6 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +15
(03/29/2013) [-]
:P
#30 to #6 - facadeon
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
You should of said it was part of the joke.
#1 - awildniglet
Reply +15
(03/28/2013) [-]
You and every other first child out there
#42 to #1 - mythichyphen
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I wasn't planned but my big brother was.
#11 to #1 - bensho
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I take offence to this.
I take offence to this.
#17 to #1 - finni
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah... Everything they told me about them wanting a baby and getting me was probably a lie and the condom just broke, but they didn't take the abortion. Well, I can only say that death won't get me that easy!
#2 to #1 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +24
(03/28/2013) [-]
Survivers
#8 to #2 - thesupervillian
Reply +1
(03/29/2013) [-]
*survivors
#20 - daonenonlii
Reply +7
(03/29/2013) [-]
I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.
#21 to #20 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +11
(03/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
#22 to #21 - daonenonlii
Reply +7
(03/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love you so hard right now!
#26 to #22 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +7
(03/29/2013) [-]
#25 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.
#29 to #25 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
#31 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE
Reply +3
(03/29/2013) [-]
Oh. My. God.
I am the saviour of mankind. And now that I'm an adult, my work begins.
#32 to #31 - ButtonFly
Reply +1
(03/29/2013) [-]
I was born on the day of the Rapture.
I've been waiting for you.
#36 to #29 - trojanmannn
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
ok what the actual **** is a spiral. google is not helping
#37 to #36 - ninetwenty [OP]
Reply +1
(03/29/2013) [-]
Google search "spiral contraception" ;)
#33 - shutupandrapeme
Reply +5
(03/29/2013) [-]
Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck
#16 - tmpr
Reply -1
(03/29/2013) [-]
*comdem *
reterd.....
#39 to #16 - cynicalskin
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
*reterd*
*reterd*
#23 to #16 - hargleblarg
Reply +3
(03/29/2013) [-]
Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.
#41 to #23 - tmpr
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
that's the joke you cunt.
#43 to #41 - deathstare
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
Made me laugh though
#27 to #23 - mugigs
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
are you serious?
#28 to #27 - hargleblarg
Reply +2
(03/29/2013) [-]
No.
No.
#46 to #28 - tmpr
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
you srsly don't know when someone is kidding dumbass.
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#47 - unclemagic
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(04/01/2013) [-]
Comdom
#19 - electromuffin
Reply +1
(03/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - backwardsracecar
Reply +1
(03/28/2013) [-]
condom*
#10 - mezzjuc
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(03/29/2013) [-]
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