I'm alive!. . The femdom brake while my parents were having sex!. You and every other first child out there I'm alive! The femdom brake while my parents were having sex! You and every other first child out there
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - dukeofdickbutt
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(03/29/2013) [-]
It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?
User avatar #9 to #4 - mookiez
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(03/29/2013) [-]
******* love grammatical irony.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
one*

"check it" - No, not really
#6 to #5 - dukeofdickbutt
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I feel really dumb now. :I
#7 to #6 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
:P
User avatar #30 to #6 - facadeon
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(03/29/2013) [-]
You should of said it was part of the joke.
User avatar #1 - awildniglet
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(03/28/2013) [-]
You and every other first child out there
User avatar #42 to #1 - mythichyphen
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I wasn't planned but my big brother was.
#11 to #1 - bensho
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I take offence to this.
I take offence to this.
#17 to #1 - finni
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah... Everything they told me about them wanting a baby and getting me was probably a lie and the condom just broke, but they didn't take the abortion. Well, I can only say that death won't get me that easy!
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Survivers
User avatar #8 to #2 - thesupervillian
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(03/29/2013) [-]
*survivors
User avatar #20 - daonenonlii
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.
#21 to #20 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - daonenonlii
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love you so hard right now!
#26 to #22 - ninetwenty [OP]
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User avatar #25 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.
#29 to #25 - ninetwenty [OP]
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User avatar #31 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Oh. My. God.
I am the saviour of mankind. And now that I'm an adult, my work begins.
#32 to #31 - ButtonFly
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(03/29/2013) [-]
I was born on the day of the Rapture.
I've been waiting for you.
User avatar #36 to #29 - trojanmannn
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(03/29/2013) [-]
ok what the actual **** is a spiral. google is not helping
User avatar #37 to #36 - ninetwenty [OP]
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Google search "spiral contraception" ;)
#33 - shutupandrapeme
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck
User avatar #16 - tmpr
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(03/29/2013) [-]
*comdem *
reterd.....
#39 to #16 - cynicalskin
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(03/29/2013) [-]
*reterd*
*reterd*
User avatar #23 to #16 - hargleblarg
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(03/29/2013) [-]
Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.
User avatar #41 to #23 - tmpr
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(03/29/2013) [-]
that's the joke you cunt.
User avatar #43 to #41 - deathstare
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Made me laugh though
#27 to #23 - mugigs
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are you serious?
#28 to #27 - hargleblarg
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(03/29/2013) [-]
No.
No.
User avatar #46 to #28 - tmpr
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you srsly don't know when someone is kidding dumbass.
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#47 - unclemagic
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Comdom
#19 - electromuffin
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Comment Picture
#3 - backwardsracecar
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(03/28/2013) [-]
condom*
User avatar #15 - rummler
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(03/29/2013) [-]
My mom was raped...
there was no condom...
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