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I'm alive!

The femdom brake
while my parents
were having sex!
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Submitted: 03/28/2013
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#4 - dukeofdickbutt (03/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It was on sentence, was it really all that hard to spell check it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
one*

"check it" - No, not really
User avatar #1 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You and every other first child out there
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninetwenty (03/28/2013) [-]
Survivers
User avatar #20 - daonenonlii (03/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I actually saw a comic once where I guess the person was sitting on a chair and they began to fall backwards, which feels ******* horrifying, then it shows a poker face and right after that I shouldn't be alive pic... I laughed so hard at this I wish I could see again :( I would save it this time.
#21 to #20 - ninetwenty (03/29/2013) [-]
Here you go :)
User avatar #25 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Fun fact, my mother was using a spiral when I was concieved.
#33 - shutupandrapeme (03/29/2013) [-]
Story time, guise.
>Parents watching football game
>Dad decides to be adventurous
>Tells my mom "If (this team) wins, then I don't have to use a condom tonight"
>Mom goes with it
>Dad doesn't pull out in time
>Fast forward 2 months
>Dad wants an abortion
>Mom doesn't
>Decide to flip a coin to choose my fate
>Mom wins
>Mfw I was conceived by luck and born by luck
User avatar #16 - tmpr (03/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
*comdem *
reterd.....
User avatar #23 to #16 - hargleblarg (03/29/2013) [-]
Two words...one of which was a spelling error...and still you ****** up.
1) He says "comdom" not "comdem" (yes, it's spelled "condom")
2) It's "retard", which, judging from your comment, you are.

3) **** you and have a nice day.
#47 - unclemagic (04/01/2013) [-]
Comdom
#19 - electromuffin (03/29/2013) [-]
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#3 - backwardsracecar (03/28/2013) [-]
condom*
#44 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
my mom said she would stop after having twins my mom almost did with my older sister but the other twin was a miscarriage i was right after here birth wise
User avatar #40 - johananas (03/29/2013) [-]
Wow, your post sucked, I wish you weren't alive.
#38 - moustachefingers (03/29/2013) [-]
TFW I was legitimately an accident.     
   
TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
TFW I was legitimately an accident.

TFW my parents sometimes refer to me as a "pleasant surprise."
#35 - terrorrizor (03/29/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3526854 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Stfu I was almost an abortion and a miscarriage, my son and I spit int he face of mother nature every ******* day.
#24 - soldiertwo (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - gushersoneonefour (03/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. ;_;
User avatar #15 - rummler (03/29/2013) [-]
My mom was raped...
there was no condom...
User avatar #13 - adunsaveme (03/29/2013) [-]
Man I hate when people say comdom
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