Why I'm not capable of having a job. OC.
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#9 - theJENK (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 to #9 - semilunarknight (03/29/2013) [-]
I just realized spongebobs pants are rectangular, not square...I don't know what to believe anymore.
#5 - achselschweiss (03/29/2013) [-]
As an ex-mason, I think that painting bricks is dumb for a number of reasons. It's ugly, it severely limits breathing, and it traps moisture (this is extra bad if you live in a place where there's frost). This can cause the paint to crack and the bricks to fail, rendering the wall uglier in than it was in the first place.

Also, just use a pressure washer or a wire brush and some thinner (or other paint-removal) to remove the paint from the ground. Not a big deal. It would've been way worse if you spilled on a wooden floor.

Either way, it's better to have a job and to be bad at it, than not have a job at all.
#18 to #5 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
how is world domination going?
#6 to #5 - amadeuseap (03/29/2013) [-]
i have learned somethine useful/valuable from your comment. how dare you
#3 - helpmedudes (03/28/2013) [-]
I know dat feel.
User avatar #11 - connorjay (03/29/2013) [-]
I can get a job, but feel like people anger me to sabotage it sometimes...

In work we pour energy drink into the glass, and put the jager in a shot next to it.
So I do this, turn around the dumb bitch knocks over two of her shots (out of 7)

She looks at me with her wrinkly eyes (late 30s, thinking she's 18) and smiles asking for two more shots.
I tell her I can't do that, as it's not my fault.

Then this cunt shows she has claws and starts screaming at me that she has spent over £100 in the bar that night and that she's paying my wages, and that I pretty much owe her a couple of free shots anyway!

I explain to her that if I give her two free shots, I'd get sacked, plain and simple. Giving out free alcohol is retarded, and illegal I think...

So she's screaming at me, I take away her drinks and tell her she can't have them until she pays anyway. She does, and then asks for her two free shots, I openly facepalm and tell her I can't do it.

For the rest of the night, whenever I'm collecting glasses, that hormonal cunt keeps telling me she hates my attitude and will complain to my manager in the morning.

My fault for working in a bar, but some people need to realise you don't pay my ******* wages, my manager does, and I don't owe you anything for buying things in the bar.

But I do love my job..
User avatar #12 to #11 - sirformidio (03/29/2013) [-]
I mop floors.
Easy enough, right?
No one listens to the signs, and some people deliberately move them or knock them over.
**** .
User avatar #28 to #12 - connorjay (03/30/2013) [-]
I mop floors in work but don't put signs up. it's magical to watch people fall.
User avatar #10 - astronautleague (03/29/2013) [-]
i dont get it
User avatar #17 to #10 - flybager (03/29/2013) [-]
Me neither, but I think the joke's that there's a wipe of spilled pink-ish paint, with the brush still next the newspaper that it used to be on..?
User avatar #20 to #17 - zonicoi (03/29/2013) [-]
the red (or pink, whatever color) line in the road is paint.
they said not to get a single drop spilled. and it looks like they spilled an entire can.
User avatar #23 to #20 - flybager (03/29/2013) [-]
Also, thanks.
User avatar #22 to #20 - flybager (03/29/2013) [-]
So I did get the joke..?

...Well that's a dissapointment...
User avatar #24 to #22 - zonicoi (03/29/2013) [-]
There wasn't really a great "joke" there in the first place :P don't feel bad.
User avatar #7 - defacedcreeper (03/29/2013) [-]
If you lick it it'll clean it up
#1 - nyj (03/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #1 - dzeusas (03/29/2013) [-]
what movie?
User avatar #21 - flextamcsignal (03/29/2013) [-]
#25 to #21 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Go kill yourself, you fat ugly bitch.
#2 - urbemarmis (03/28/2013) [-]
it doesnt look like a bad job...
User avatar #8 - goostaroosta (03/29/2013) [-]
**goostaroosta rolls 47**
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**swedishviking rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at hehehehheehe ** mfw I'm not capable of having job:
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