Too far man, too far. I don't even know what to say other then Tooooo far Kim, too Far. the LLB- Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality
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Too far man, too far

 
Too far man, too far. I don't even know what to say other then Tooooo far Kim, too Far. the LLB- Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality

I don't even know what to say other then Tooooo far Kim, too Far

the LLB- Supreme Court heard
arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality of owning
marriage, North Korean dictator Kim Jongton
told reporters that, considering he' s not a completely
awful human being, he unequivocally
people should he able to marry. "or course I believe gay
and lesbian couples should he treated equally under the
law, tor God' s sake; I' m not a monster," the despotic
leader said, adding that the idea of trying to stop a
loving couple from legally marrying one another is not
only wrong from a moral and ethical standpoint out also violates the Fourteenth
Amendment. ''I have no idea what' s going on with over there, to he honest.
The whole thing is a ******* embarrassment." Kim added that, should the Supreme Court
declare : marriage constitutional in all so states, he would strongly consider
inching a nuclear weapon at the United States. w
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User avatar #8 - lordlolland ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
"The problem with quotes from the internet is it is hard to verify their authenticity"
Abraham Lincoln
User avatar #2 - nyj (03/28/2013) [-]
Still funny even though it's from The Onion.
User avatar #4 to #2 - toiletworshipper (03/28/2013) [-]
im not familiar with "the onion"
User avatar #5 to #4 - nyj (03/28/2013) [-]
It's a site that makes up phony (but funny) news stories.
User avatar #6 to #5 - toiletworshipper (03/28/2013) [-]
i see
#20 - oxYKellark ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
#23 - thumbcommentthumb (03/29/2013) [-]
Kim believes that all men are created equal and deserve the same rights, he also believes all cakes are delicious and should be eaten immediately.
User avatar #19 - lyiat ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
... Yeah, seems legit.
User avatar #13 - therealtjthemedic (03/29/2013) [-]
Good guy Kim,
But it's probably fake
User avatar #17 to #13 - generaljosh ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
It's the onion...
User avatar #18 to #17 - therealtjthemedic (03/29/2013) [-]
Meh. I didn't know.
User avatar #12 - Iseewhatudidthar (03/28/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN! THAT RED BOX AROUND THE TEXT SHURE DID HELP ME READ! IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED TO READ ALL OF THE ARTICLE FIRST TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS EVEN TALKING ABOUT
User avatar #16 - howunexpected (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm like, 70% sure that gay people in North Korea are killed. After all, gay people don't usually produce children to the workforce.
INB4 Fake story
User avatar #32 to #16 - stonedapples (03/29/2013) [-]
The biggest thing is that he wants to make it look like the glorious nation of North Korea will triumph over the evil american empire, so he finds the hot topic in the U.S. and takes a stand on it that makes him look open and loving, unlike that oppressive tyrant Barrack Obama.
User avatar #21 to #16 - carneymaster (03/29/2013) [-]
Well, what better way to find all the gay people than to tell them they can get married its okay and such. gay people have wanted this world wide for years and years now. they would walk out in the open, so to speak.
User avatar #27 to #21 - howunexpected (03/29/2013) [-]
North Korea doesn't have level of guile. Besides, why kill off more people, when you can just force them to work and procreate for your country? Honestly, if I held the same position and beliefs as Kim Jong Un, I'd only ill the homosexuals who don't procreate. The ones that follow strictly their own sexuality. Because why spend the money on the bullets, and waste a worker just because they like dick on the side.
Fortunately, I don't have to make those decisions.
User avatar #29 to #27 - carneymaster (03/29/2013) [-]
Well either he is just looking for free work in which cause being gay doesnt matter. Usually dictators and such who dont like a group just eliminate it. They see them as not worth the trouble. And hammer vrs bullet. Bullet is hard to reuse. hammer has multiple uses and is far cheaper in the long run. though messier.
#3 - toiletworshipper (03/28/2013) [-]
mfw he says hes not a monster (ms paint skills are off the charts)
#1 - exphautaz (03/28/2013) [-]
...he's got a point, he makes a SERIOUS argument.... but then he threatens nukes.... I'm.... it was great.... up until nukes..... it's one of the answers to everything, but that doesn't mean you should USE it on everything!
User avatar #7 to #1 - ottoboys (03/28/2013) [-]
my cheerios are soggy LAUNCH THE NUKES


Reminds me of "Release the hounds"
User avatar #10 to #1 - awesomanium (03/28/2013) [-]
It's fake since it's from The Onion.
#34 - theotherdudec (03/29/2013) [-]
Don't you dare disagree with DJ 4DM1N!
User avatar #28 - slumberdonkey (03/29/2013) [-]
Does anyone else remember when Bill Nye supposedly said all of this stuff about women being able to abort rape babies by themselves and he was swearing and stuff? That's what this seems like.
#33 to #28 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah this is from the onion, its a joke news site
#26 - giggitygil (03/29/2013) [-]
**giggitygil rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Kakaroki hipster ** mfw the onion
**giggitygil rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Kakaroki hipster ** mfw the onion
#22 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
he is the fat ass the world needs
#15 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
i ♥ u Kim
User avatar #14 - fitchy ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
kim jong un not so bad guy after all....
#9 - craigdavid (03/28/2013) [-]
citation please?
User avatar #11 to #9 - europeanswallow (03/28/2013) [-]
It's from the Onion. They make up funny news stories
#36 to #11 - craigdavid (03/31/2013) [-]
ah, failed to notice the little mark at the end
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