True.... Not mine, found on Memebase.. hippos, second most dangerous animal in Africa. RUN bitch
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User avatar #1 - fedegon (03/28/2013) [-]
******* hippos, second most dangerous animal in Africa.
#9 to #1 - polomomo (03/28/2013) [-]
after ******
#2 to #1 - exphautaz (03/28/2013) [-]
what's THE most dangerous?
#41 to #10 - trygve (03/29/2013) [-]
**trygve rolled a random comment #1384864 posted by lordhowe at Friendly ** :
Written, how hardcore we talkin?


******* *******
#33 to #2 - jojonv (03/29/2013) [-]
I don't know if we're allowed to post serious answers on this site, but the most dangerous animal in Africa is the (female) mosquito (Malaria).
Pic somewhat related
#6 to #2 - Jowi ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
the female mosquito causes the most deaths per annum
User avatar #25 to #6 - holdup (03/28/2013) [-]
the botfly is a little ************ tho.
User avatar #3 to #2 - fedegon (03/28/2013) [-]
Ever been stepped on by an elephant?
#4 to #3 - exphautaz (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you have to be incredibly stupid, or an incredibley awful person to get steped on by a ******* elephant.
User avatar #5 to #4 - daboomee (03/28/2013) [-]
or incredibly horny.
User avatar #12 to #4 - CRosBY (03/28/2013) [-]
Or just happen across a particularly murderous elephant.
User avatar #17 to #4 - thedippestofshits (03/28/2013) [-]
actually there have been numerous cases of extremely hostile packs of elephants rampaging through little villages.

User avatar #7 - Imbtrtenu (03/28/2013) [-]
Considering hippos can run almost 20 mph it's still a problem that running probably won't solve. But I would ******* try too.
User avatar #21 to #7 - chucknorrisninja (03/28/2013) [-]
YEAH BUT HES BLACK SO HE CAN RUN FASTER
User avatar #11 - CaptalnPlanet (03/28/2013) [-]
hippos were the only animal steve ******* irwin was afraid of,he said in a interview no animal scares him except hippos,they would crush you in secs,and this man wrestled with crocs
User avatar #24 to #11 - holdup (03/28/2013) [-]
a hippo runs faster that a man. running will not save you.
#45 to #11 - cantfindausername (03/29/2013) [-]
Crocodile Hunter lives (lived) up to his name.
Crocodile Hunter lives (lived) up to his name.
User avatar #14 to #11 - mtflyer (03/28/2013) [-]
Maybe he should have been afraid of sting rays.
#31 to #14 - aerosol (03/29/2013) [-]
Dude...
Dude...
#36 to #14 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
None of the crew expected that stingray to do that.
#42 to #14 - icametocomment (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm not mad at you.

But that so. Not. Cool.
#32 to #14 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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#34 to #14 - pwoneill (03/29/2013) [-]
You are really cool guy...
#23 - holdup (03/28/2013) [-]
a hippo CAN run fster than a man. if you run from it, it will catch you and kill you.
<better man up and try to survive if you want to limp away form that.
User avatar #30 to #23 - reigndrac (03/28/2013) [-]
You could climb up a tree. I'd assume that they'd eventually just get bored and leave you.
User avatar #38 to #30 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
good plan, on the sahvannah that's not an un-common stroke of luck to find a tree while an ungulate tries to pund you flat (that particulat trick works for rhinocerous).
User avatar #35 to #23 - twinnedorphan (03/29/2013) [-]
I am sorry to question your knowledge my good sir, but how is it that a ******* hippo can outrun a human being?
they look fat.
User avatar #37 to #35 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
it shocks me too, I have seen it on many animal shows (wild discovery, back at that time) austin steven's adventures. but yea, they only LOOK fat.
User avatar #39 to #37 - twinnedorphan (03/29/2013) [-]
Well, **** .
next time I'm being chased by horny hippos at least I know i'm ****** .
User avatar #40 to #39 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
well, a guy posted below that you can run your ass up a tree. (if you can make the distance)
#47 to #40 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
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hippos can also use their anuses as scatter shot weapons, much like a shotgun that replaces buckshot with particles of fecal matter
#48 to #47 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST I AM COMPLETELY MORTIFIED!!!
User avatar #49 to #48 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. so even if the hippo doesn't decide to run you down, it can just turn around and drench you in semisolid **** . lovely
User avatar #50 to #49 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
that would not even kill you it's like the ****** just does it for some sort of sick kicks.
User avatar #51 to #50 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo ****
User avatar #52 to #51 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
dreamworks is a sack of lying ******* ! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc
User avatar #54 to #53 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.
#55 to #54 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
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yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time
User avatar #56 to #55 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?
User avatar #29 - parralax ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Maybe he should look for some Shellter
User avatar #27 - dbrak (03/28/2013) [-]
that's why you run zigzagged. those things suck at changing direction
#57 - grabsac (04/03/2013) [-]
Wait....Shell still exists?
User avatar #46 - cumsinbucket (03/29/2013) [-]
If for some unfortunate reason I end up in Africa I'm going hippo hunting if the try and chase me.
#15 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
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