Dwight being Dwight. If you could change one moment of your life, what kind of fruit do you like?. When my niether was pregnant with mtr, they did an oks' atnt, potatoes
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Dwight being Dwight

Dwight being Dwight. If you could change one moment of your life, what kind of fruit do you like?. When my niether was pregnant with mtr, they did an oks' atnt,

If you could change one moment of your life, what kind of fruit do you like?

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When my niether was pregnant with mtr, they did an oks' atnt,
and found she was having twins. If f
When they did another ultrasound a few , they
discovered than had resumed the -
lei regret this? hlo. his tissue has made me stranger
I new have the strength eta grandin man and a little baby.
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#3 - slobban (03/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - imdrwiggles (03/28/2013) [-]
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#2 - nagafever (03/28/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #3670399 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** the mera-mera fruit
User avatar #14 - mintea (03/28/2013) [-]
Turns out this happened with me.
Now I ask myself, would I have rathered a twin, or is it better that I devoured it and took its power?
User avatar #4 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
This literally happened with my boyfriend...
User avatar #25 to #4 - akkere (03/29/2013) [-]
Well I suppose that's one way to have an abortion.
Just absorb the fetus.
Absorb it all.
User avatar #18 to #4 - namnori (03/28/2013) [-]
Why did this get so many red thumbs?
#35 to #18 - creepyunclebob (03/29/2013) [-]
Because whenever someone on funnyjunk is revealed to be a woman, the rest of the pack is filled with irrational rage, and will immediately lash out to destroy the invader.
User avatar #45 to #35 - awildniglet (03/29/2013) [-]
I could be a gay man, you know...
#46 to #45 - creepyunclebob (03/30/2013) [-]
That is possible, but statistically improbable. There are way more straight women than there are gay men, even on the internet.
#40 to #35 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Like the Hivemind...
#21 to #4 - madmaxx ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
You absorbed your boyfriend?
#23 to #4 - hewhoepicfails (03/29/2013) [-]
Your boyfriend had twins and one happened to absorb the other for its strength and life energy? Boys don't get pregnant you dumb bitch!
#7 to #4 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
u date bbys?
#13 to #7 - dildoes (03/28/2013) [-]
This just in: Females exist!
User avatar #8 to #7 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
yes
#31 to #4 - CrackPipeWillie (03/29/2013) [-]
Daaaaamn 117 red thumbs. Beat my record
User avatar #43 to #31 - awildniglet (03/29/2013) [-]
I know, what the hell man
#27 to #4 - skinless (03/29/2013) [-]
talk about overkill with the red thumbs
User avatar #44 to #27 - awildniglet (03/29/2013) [-]
Seriously
#16 to #4 - uberteddy (03/28/2013) [-]
So he has a baby penis?
So he has a baby penis?
#9 to #4 - fancys (03/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #4 - GhettoShamu (03/28/2013) [-]
Literally? Are you serious? I thought it happened figuratively.
#32 to #11 - studbeefpile ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
.....I shall not sleep this night.....
.....I shall not sleep this night.....
#5 to #4 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
That's nice, honey.
#47 - anon (03/31/2013) [-]
My favorite fruit is the kiwi.
IT'S GREEN, ************ .
#42 - responsibletim (03/29/2013) [-]
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#41 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
US office is **** , I prefer UK office because it's not mainstream which means it's good. I don't like Ricky Gervais's character though, because Ricky Gervais has become mainstream.
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User avatar #36 - bushingenna (03/29/2013) [-]
OP, thats not even when he says that. He was alone, being interiviewed.....you couldn't even match the text with the scene....i guess it is worth a thump when someone does it correctly
#33 - creepyunclebob (03/29/2013) [-]
Honestly a difficult question for me. I guess I'll have to go with strawberries.
#28 - frysfrys (03/29/2013) [-]
I can't even respond...
I can't even respond...
#15 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #15 - icameheretotroll (03/29/2013) [-]
the anon isn't the OP, idiots

stop thumbing the content down

#22 to #20 - Keoul (03/29/2013) [-]
Nice...
#24 to #22 - harvesterofsouls (03/29/2013) [-]
man i enjoy that war profile way too much.....
man i enjoy that war profile way too much.....
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