porn V.s Reality. .. Hey. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I went to the bank. Totally hot teller. And she didn't want to have sex with me in the vault!
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User avatar #19 to #12 - thewhitenigger (03/28/2013) [-]
i swear i'm gonna make a massage parlour called "the Swedish Mansage" when i get the funds. it sounds badass
#28 to #12 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Last time I saw this post I saw this same comment -_-

At least this time there isn't 5 almost identical but slightly varying comments on the one post.
#81 to #12 - stanleys (03/28/2013) [-]
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#36 to #12 - dengekisushi (03/28/2013) [-]
You just made my day. Thank you.   
   
Have a .gif of Lust's boobs in return.
You just made my day. Thank you.

Have a .gif of Lust's boobs in return.
#15 to #12 - dyoxide (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh god I lost it. xD
#18 - payseht ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
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Hey. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I went to the bank. Totally hot teller. And she didn't want to have sex with me in the vault!
#31 - martztherapper (03/28/2013) [-]
This got me.
#85 to #31 - daniraldo (03/29/2013) [-]
A happy ending sounds nice, but a twist ending sounds terrifying...
User avatar #48 - kkitkat (03/28/2013) [-]
I just noticed how the guy into anime is the only one happy in both situations.
#9 - schmaumel (03/28/2013) [-]
It either breaks your spine
or gives you mustache devine.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ayero (03/28/2013) [-]
Is..is that Alex Louise Armstrong?
#11 to #9 - SFreedomX (03/28/2013) [-]
The art of Swedish massage has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
User avatar #57 to #11 - probablynaked (03/28/2013) [-]
I see you don't have the glorious flexing version of this image. What a shame
#34 - yosemitesamsboner (03/28/2013) [-]
>MFW swedish massage
#25 - pappathethird (03/28/2013) [-]
Epilogue

hue
#22 - kaiseral (03/28/2013) [-]
The bear one always gets me
#39 to #22 - gaexi (03/28/2013) [-]
we're everywhere.
and we're watching you....
#61 - zomgodness (03/28/2013) [-]
Take note guys, this is how we get the ladies
User avatar #69 to #61 - rawesome (03/28/2013) [-]
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
User avatar #73 to #69 - jordoguy (03/28/2013) [-]
That's called the shocker
User avatar #24 - whycanticaps (03/28/2013) [-]
Alliance is better
User avatar #50 to #24 - nefarian (03/28/2013) [-]
FOR THE BLACKWING AMANI HORDE!
User avatar #20 - temporalguardian (03/28/2013) [-]
Why does everyone have evil smiles... like...wat.
#79 - auda (03/28/2013) [-]
Challenge time, find the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink symbol in the post.
User avatar #83 to #82 - auda (03/28/2013) [-]
We have a winrar.
#74 - IcRetoast (03/28/2013) [-]
MFW: Price List: "Twist Ending"
User avatar #29 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
i know a girl who actually has underwear parties (for girls only)
#33 to #29 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
thas hot yo
User avatar #53 to #33 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
She said I should go the next time she had one, but idk. I'm a bit self conscious (although it would only be girls, so I guess it wouldn't matter).
User avatar #60 to #53 - grimmapple (03/28/2013) [-]
Lesbians.
User avatar #68 to #60 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
No, she only invites like 4 other girls, and I know they're straight, but she's bi. But that's it.
#86 to #68 - babbylicious (03/29/2013) [-]
**babbylicious rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Shen....... ** She is bi...
User avatar #87 to #86 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but she's the only one, and she's got a bf. when he heard about them he was like "you should invite me, you need a sausage in all that fish."
User avatar #88 to #87 - babbylicious (03/29/2013) [-]
So? That is eye candy for her to fap too later ><
User avatar #89 to #88 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol, I don't think we're her type.
User avatar #90 to #89 - babbylicious (03/29/2013) [-]
A bunch of people aren't my type; I won't date them, but that doesn't mean I do not find them attractive.

Either way, just go. Maybe you might be pulled into some super awesome ritual held to summon satan
User avatar #91 to #90 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol, idk if I will or not, but I don't think any satan summoning will happen, she's Wiccan, apparently.
User avatar #92 to #91 - babbylicious (03/29/2013) [-]
Meh, just go. Maybe something interesting will happen. Something that you cannot tell the rest of funnyJunk on fear of death ;)
User avatar #93 to #92 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
What the heck would be so bad I couldn't tell fj?
User avatar #94 to #93 - babbylicious (03/29/2013) [-]
Go find out yourself miss, or shall I call you a server of Baccus. ;)
User avatar #95 to #94 - danniegurl ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh dear, no. Not a server of Bacchus at all...
#7 - stallwallwriter (03/28/2013) [-]
Aw, that bear one reminded me of a guy I had a thing for. Dude looked like a half-turned werewolf, but he was funny and had nice eyes. We made out, but nothing more came of it. Now we don't even go to school together so I don't see him anymore.   
I guess that's why I laughed at all of these but the last one, it was too true.   
Feels bad man.
Aw, that bear one reminded me of a guy I had a thing for. Dude looked like a half-turned werewolf, but he was funny and had nice eyes. We made out, but nothing more came of it. Now we don't even go to school together so I don't see him anymore.
I guess that's why I laughed at all of these but the last one, it was too true.
Feels bad man.
#16 to #7 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Who cares
#30 to #16 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Anyone who reads, responds, and/or thumbs it.
#70 - jalthelas (03/28/2013) [-]
**** the Horde.
User avatar #75 to #70 - redrex (03/28/2013) [-]
alliance ftw
User avatar #17 - harbingerwolf (03/28/2013) [-]
I hope i never see the furry porn equivalent.
#6 - osirusrising (03/28/2013) [-]
I've taken a show with a girl we kinda just took a shower till the hot water ran out.
User avatar #26 to #6 - unicornmangina (03/28/2013) [-]
i always get cock slapped :/
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (03/27/2013) [-]
Who uses a straw to eat icecream?
User avatar #2 to #1 - frysandaburger (03/28/2013) [-]
It's a ladle.
User avatar #4 to #2 - codyxvasco (03/28/2013) [-]
I know it's a ladie, it's an all girls sleepover.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dafuckisthisshit (03/28/2013) [-]
its a spoon
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