Interview. . FEMALE : So, General Comrade. what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your lease? GENERAL : We' re wing to teach them c Interview FEMALE : So General Comrade what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your lease? GENERAL We' re wing them c
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FEMALE :
So, General Comrade. what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your lease?
GENERAL :
We' re wing to teach them climbing. . archery and sheeting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! Thats a hit Irresponsible, ism: it?
GENERAL :
I don' t see why, thew be properly supervised en the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Dent you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL :
I dent see how, We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline esters they even touch a firein' n.
FEMALE ,
But yams equipping them to become ancient killers.
GENERAL :
Well. Ma' arn, gems equipped to be a prostitute, but pews net ens. are you?
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#8 - adamks
Reply -33
(03/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't make sense. You can not consider the body equipment, if say, there was an actual equipment made specifically for being a prostitute, then sure, you could be equipped for being a prostitute, but just having the body does not make sense. A gun is made specifically for killing, ergo, equipped to be a killer.
#26 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
And the lesson is:

Never put a half assed argument on the internet...
#32 to #8 - deezknuts
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
I said the same thing and only got 28 red thumbs
#13 to #8 - dixieman **User deleted account**
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#16 to #13 - insanefreak ONLINE
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(03/28/2013) [-]
He never heard of melee combat as well. I took, and am still taking up karate. If a guy runs at me with a knife, good chance he'll be the one biting the dust.
The body is as much as a weapon as everything else is.

And as Seventeen says, I am equiped with the knowledge to use my body to fight. The equipment is my body itself.
#18 to #13 - adamks
Reply -14
(03/28/2013) [-]
I don't even mind the fact that they learn to use guns, but she is right, it is teaching them to be killers. Killing animals is being killers too.. It's just not as bad. And I can assure you, guns were not MADE for target shooting to begin with.
#21 to #18 - skeetonamber
Reply +8
(03/28/2013) [-]
"anyone that shoots a gun, is a killer." -- adamks
#23 to #21 - adamks
Reply -10
(03/28/2013) [-]
I.. Okay sure, I surrender, these Americans are too good at arguing, I stand no chance.
#20 to #18 - kamusioso ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/28/2013) [-]
and how is teaching them how to use a bow is any different?
#29 to #20 - slenderwolf
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
It takes alot more practice for a person to become skilled with bow first off. Secondly rifles are demonized as weapons of mass destruction now adays.
#31 to #29 - sirbutterballs
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
I dunno. Compound bows shoot pretty straight, and they'll leave you with a lot less flesh than you had before with a meat tearing tip
#35 to #31 - slenderwolf
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah well so would a hollow point from the next town over.
#36 to #35 - sirbutterballs
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Still, I think I would be little less mad if there was a massacre of 40 people and all the guy had was a bow. I am anti-gun control but the idea of a guy showing up all Legolas and ****, ******* people up with a bow seems pretty cool.
#37 to #36 - slenderwolf
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose so.
#22 to #20 - adamks
Reply -7
(03/28/2013) [-]
Don't mind me asking, did I say it was?
#39 to #22 - kamusioso ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/29/2013) [-]
Not directly, but everyone bitches over the guns, and not over the bow
#38 to #18 - deezknuts
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
even target shooting follows the underlying motive of harming another critter, whether it be a person or an animal
#9 to #8 - Seventeen
Reply +19
(03/28/2013) [-]
the word 'equipment' wasn't mentioned, they said 'equiped'. for example, i know the difference and therefore am equiped with the knowledge to make you look silly. the equipment needed to do this is my laptop.
#10 to #9 - Seventeen
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
althought it would appear i spelled 'equipped' wrong twice. *facepalm*
#11 to #10 - Seventeen
Reply +1
(03/28/2013) [-]
and then 'although'. god damn it, why do i even bother leaning forward to type.
#12 to #9 - adamks
Reply -8
(03/28/2013) [-]
I do agree with you there, but saying that you are directly equipped for a job, should have at least to an extent a literal meaning, especially when the literal meaning obviously is meant to be in this example.
#1 - deezknuts
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#14 to #1 - whycanticaps
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(03/28/2013) [-]
are you talking about the generals response or the female interviewers question?
#15 to #14 - deezknuts
Reply +1
(03/28/2013) [-]
i just got 28 red thumbs,

what's in YOUR wallet?
#17 to #15 - whycanticaps
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
err, five dollars I think, a theater gift card and my library card. That's about it.
#5 to #1 - ComicBookGuy
Reply +10
(03/28/2013) [-]
You just proved that his response made sense...
#4 to #1 - dealtorfer
Reply +15
(03/28/2013) [-]
Exactly. Just because something that everybody knows to be wrong COULD be available doesn't mean that everybody at the chance will take it. Only people with mental problems take the opportunity. And it's not as if later in life a person that has mental problems will see a gun for the first time and think "Uuuuh... So I dont know what that is, but I want people's brains to come out of their heads because of it.."
#2 - unqualifiedlol
Reply +8
(03/27/2013) [-]
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#7 - humunukunukuapuaa
Reply +6
(03/28/2013) [-]
i'll just leave this here
#19 to #7 - kumiuchi
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
It's fake anyway. Check snopes.
#24 - rmoran
Reply +3
(03/28/2013) [-]
A military official teaching kids to use rifles?     
That's already done everyday in basic training.
A military official teaching kids to use rifles?
That's already done everyday in basic training.
#6 - doktorandus
Reply +3
(03/28/2013) [-]
#34 - smittywrbmnjnsn
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Her reply: "Yes, I am a prostitute. So, my point is still valid"
#33 - partnerintroll
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
damn.
#27 - hirollin
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
But Luke busted swamprats in his john 3:16 and he blew up Alderan!
#25 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
No matter how many times this is reposted it always gives me a laugh :)
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