Touché.... Found on fmylife.com. Today, I finally got the courage he tell the girl I like haw I really feel about her, due in no small part he haw flirty she' s
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Touché...

Found on fmylife.com

Today, I finally got the courage he tell the girl I like haw I really feel about her, due in no small part he haw flirty
she' s been towards me lately. Turns gut she' s a skank and was trying he make my best friend
jealous". He' s gay. PML
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User avatar #69 - ashee (04/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for front page everyone :) More to come.
#62 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (03/28/2013) [-]
first of all. excuse my language, im Dutch.
>me, beta as **** , trying to get laid with some girl.
>just back from long. long vacation.
>meet old friend. became a slut since i was gone.
>me as virgin thinking it was worth a try.
>were getting more and more comfy al the time.
>tries to make a move, she has more intrests for her ex.
>she texts me she loves me but didnt want to tell.
>I was like, **** it, i do not want anymore (she told me stories about her "experiments"and yup they were gross)
>block her on every device i own
>getting called every minute till now.
>for almost 4 days long.
>she took a one hour break every night.
>she comes to my house. and stays in front of it
>im scared.
User avatar #65 to #62 - sanguinesolitude (03/28/2013) [-]
You havent banged her and stomped on her heart yet? whats wrong with you?
#59 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 05**
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/3769088#3769088

JOIN THIS EVERYONE :D
#49 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #55745 posted by aklidic at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online ** :
There is none. Just spend time you would be spending idle (watching tv etc) and strum mindlessly at a comfortable pace the whole time.
#44 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
She doesn't want to have sex with you? What a skank.
#39 - isugey (03/28/2013) [-]
ORAL SEX?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IMAGE FLAGGED.
User avatar #52 to #39 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
I think you forgot to click "Post as anonymous"
#63 to #52 - isugey (03/28/2013) [-]
why would i post this as anonymous? this is a glorious message that must be spread throughout all of funnyjunk. comment flagged.
User avatar #68 to #63 - nickypickle ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
ahahahahaha
#35 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
#34 - nortledrones (03/28/2013) [-]
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**nortledrones rolled a random comment #62 posted by itsfreecola at South Park posted this on Facebook today ** :
and you're just being a perv :D
What she sent me last night.
#58 to #34 - aerosol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
God    Damn that was perfect
God Damn that was perfect
#38 to #34 - imdrwiggles (03/28/2013) [-]
Not bad.
Not bad.
#33 - nikkoria (03/28/2013) [-]
Just broke up with my GF
Just broke up with my GF
User avatar #40 to #33 - Harkonnen (03/28/2013) [-]
good. bitches aint **** but hoes n tricks
User avatar #42 to #40 - augustusxxiv (03/28/2013) [-]
Ahh yes, the wise words of Gandhi
User avatar #24 - mavericjones (03/28/2013) [-]
The real feel goes out to the gay guy in the friend zone.
#15 - manythingstodohere (03/28/2013) [-]
mfw Catkam's comment
User avatar #20 to #15 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes, very possible.
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#14 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#67 to #14 - cactusphalus ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
what the flying...
what the flying...
#61 to #14 - aerosol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
#60 to #14 - classybot (03/28/2013) [-]
what the 						****
what the ****
+5
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User avatar #57 to #55 - buthow (03/28/2013) [-]
Hi.
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#53 to #14 - dumbasshunter (03/28/2013) [-]
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#41 to #14 - gibroner ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #14 - tenmillionbears (03/28/2013) [-]
I remember that comment...
#26 to #14 - gaexi (03/28/2013) [-]
YFW
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#23 to #14 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
somewhat reminded me of...
#30 to #23 - applescryatnight (03/28/2013) [-]
oh my sweet holy **** good sir.
i laughed so hard i teared up a little.
you made my day.
#22 to #14 - cough (03/28/2013) [-]
You unfortunate soul...
You unfortunate soul...
User avatar #45 to #22 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
How unfortunate being spammed with notifications must be.
User avatar #46 to #45 - cough (03/28/2013) [-]
425, and that's just a few days.
User avatar #48 to #46 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
I sometimes wish I chose a username that would get so many metnionstiporJHEO\8U9
A BIRD JUST FLEW OUTSIDE RIGHT IN THE CORNER OF MY VISION AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT FLEW INTO MY ROOM ND IM SCARED NW
#29 to #21 - idancethefoxtrot (03/28/2013) [-]
IT Crowd, perchance?
IT Crowd, perchance?
#32 to #29 - eddymolly (03/28/2013) [-]
Only other IT crowd pic I have
#17 to #14 - redtooth (03/28/2013) [-]
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#9 - doyoulikeapizza (03/28/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #1271140 at Friendly **
User avatar #6 - royrogersmcfreely (03/28/2013) [-]
i just told someone how i feel about them. and...well.....here i am.....
#28 to #6 - mrstalin (03/28/2013) [-]
That's rough, buddy.   
   
   
About as rough as this .gif
That's rough, buddy.


About as rough as this .gif
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User avatar #18 to #6 - sketchE ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
my best advice bro is to not dwell on it. if she has no interest in you than it will be hard to create that interest. my advice is treat them like any of your friends. make jokes poke fun at them every now and then make sexual jokes. the girl wants to see the real you. not the you you think she wants to see. they say girls like confidence and the best way to get it is dont treat her like a girl your interested in. then just grab your balls and ask her out. its all mental just go for it
User avatar #16 to #6 - TheHutchie ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Don't let it stop you from doing it again. And again. And again.

It's all worth it when it eventually works out for you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - bagguhsleep (03/28/2013) [-]
How'd it go?
#7 to #6 - sapphos (03/28/2013) [-]
Damn. I'm sorry, man.
Damn. I'm sorry, man.
User avatar #13 to #7 - flemsdfer ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh god I found this the funniest thing on the planet for some reason
User avatar #5 - gammajk ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
"best friend"
User avatar #4 - makedonski (03/28/2013) [-]
Unfortunately on FML, those types of comments get downvoted.
#1 - whatasickname (03/27/2013) [-]
He's about to be rolling in that 						*****					.    
   
gif sorta related.
He's about to be rolling in that ***** .

gif sorta related.
#3 to #2 - kaslin (03/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #3 - sanguinesolitude (03/28/2013) [-]
who is she... for research
User avatar #64 to #54 - kaslin (03/28/2013) [-]
It's Scarlet Johannson.
#66 to #64 - sanguinesolitude (03/28/2013) [-]
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didnt know she had a tattoo. she looks dirty as **** in that gif... i like that
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