lamps. he sells em right! -not OC. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: stranger 1 must sell
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lamps

he sells em right!
-not OC

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
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