Basically Sums It Up. . Would you rather... 154, 395 agree Live near an active volcano. Well, with the volcano choice, at least I'd die with dignity.
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#46 - asongulol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
I live within the 6km danger zone of an active volcano. Am I cool now?
pic related, its me and my volcano
User avatar #117 to #46 - metaol (03/28/2013) [-]
omg what happened to your face?!!
#119 to #46 - aiming (03/28/2013) [-]
doesn't the volcano produce sulfur?

sooo you town stinks like rotten eggs?
User avatar #136 to #119 - asongulol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Only during eruptions. The smell is so strong you need to tie a wet handkerchief over your nose and mouth. Basically a death-sentence for people with acute asthma.
#144 to #136 - aiming (03/28/2013) [-]
holy **** . must be awfully annoying
User avatar #56 to #46 - kazamastar (03/28/2013) [-]
Looks like Mayon Volcano
#57 to #56 - asongulol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
The one and only.
#63 to #57 - swagbot (03/28/2013) [-]
RUN AWAYYYY!!
User avatar #116 to #57 - killerliquid (03/28/2013) [-]
Filipino eh.
#81 to #46 - princessthymicorn (03/28/2013) [-]
You should really moisturise more, you look like you've got a few blackheads.
User avatar #137 to #81 - asongulol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Volcanic ash messed up my pores.
#58 to #46 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty cool
#65 to #58 - asongulol ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
it's also beautiful - at night.
#4 - wawaskittletits (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, with the volcano choice, at least I'd die with dignity.
#26 to #4 - Visual (03/28/2013) [-]
You actually explode when too near to lava because it gets so hot all the water in you turns to steam so quick. You actually explode on fire. Look it up, people experiment this with organic material all the time.
You actually explode when too near to lava because it gets so hot all the water in you turns to steam so quick. You actually explode on fire. Look it up, people experiment this with organic material all the time.
User avatar #53 to #26 - meganinja (03/28/2013) [-]
because all volcano deaths are from the lava.

Ash and toxic gas is a bitch. If you don't get to asphyxiate due to the toxic gas, the ash mixes with fluid in your lungs to make basically a concrete solution.
#70 to #26 - longboarding (03/28/2013) [-]
Lava is never above 2500 degrees Fahrenheit. AKA less than a candle flame.
User avatar #54 to #26 - adolfin (03/28/2013) [-]
The people of Pompeii were not over run by lava. They were covered with Volcanic ash and also died from the volcanic gas arising from the fumes of the Volcano. The Volcanic ash buried people in it so it looked as if they were petrified.
#30 to #26 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
By too near, this lost soul means practically in the lava.
User avatar #112 to #4 - spankcakes (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you meant virginity.
#11 to #4 - freeyourmind (03/27/2013) [-]
or petrified,like the citizens of Pompeii, dick-in-hand in front of your computer
User avatar #47 to #40 - HardyUndertook (03/28/2013) [-]
i need one of these
#61 to #40 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
*add to shopping cart*
*add to shopping cart*
User avatar #25 - olddominion (03/28/2013) [-]
I only search porn on Google Incognito. The **** I have downloaded is on an encrypted secret partition within an encrypted secret partition on an external flash drive I hide in my desk. If you find my porn, **** you have earned not just a medal but the right to learn of my pornographic preferences.

But then again who can actually say they live next to a ******* Volcano?!
User avatar #33 to #25 - mrblueftw (03/28/2013) [-]
69% of the internet.
#51 - hakuoftehdance (03/28/2013) [-]
My family thinks I'm gay, because I support gay marriage. (The South, Am' I right?)   
So might as well prove them wrong.
My family thinks I'm gay, because I support gay marriage. (The South, Am' I right?)
So might as well prove them wrong.
#1 - irvea (03/27/2013) [-]
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#41 to #1 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Your ISP still has all the records.
User avatar #79 to #1 - lovrotheunicorn (03/28/2013) [-]
bbbooootttnnneeetttt browserxxXxxxX
#42 to #1 - infinitesinz (03/28/2013) [-]
I always get too lazy to open a seperate window and say "eh, **** it"
#5 to #1 - mrmilk (03/27/2013) [-]
For the sake of the question remaining interesting, lets say that's included in the list.
User avatar #10 to #5 - irvea (03/27/2013) [-]
Active volcano it is!
#13 to #10 - mrmilk (03/28/2013) [-]
yeah me too T_T
#55 to #13 - thebw (03/28/2013) [-]
Same here :|
User avatar #106 to #5 - gavinchase (03/28/2013) [-]
In the description it said that anything viewed in incognito counts.
I just felt the need to put that out there.
#27 - darthacerbus (03/28/2013) [-]
Why would you ever not pick active volcano.
User avatar #113 - payseht (03/28/2013) [-]
My mum uses Google Chrome and I use RockMelt so we don't collide with each other. Whenever she wants to use the computer, I minimize and open Chrome for her.

So, I was photoshopping admiral Ackbar's head unto gay porn for a thread in /random/ back when it was entertaining. After I finished, I uploaded it and continued to browse. Later that day, she came and asked to use the computer. I minimized the window and BOOM, gay alien porn on my screen, hidden behind another window. I had an easier time explaining evolution to my creationist friends than I had to explain why a male alien was sucking another male alien in drag's cock, yelling "It's a trap!"
Also, my wallpaper is a quadruple amputee chick naked on a towel.
I also borrowed a friend my laptop and he found my gore folder (because it wasn't hidden, since it's my computer so why should I?)

My family and friends already know the kind of stuff I like...
#140 to #113 - deadinferno (03/28/2013) [-]
****		 I already lost it at "photoshopping Admiral Ackbar's head onto gay porn"
**** I already lost it at "photoshopping Admiral Ackbar's head onto gay porn"
#142 to #113 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
gay alien gore?
#86 - xatz (03/28/2013) [-]
Yep...the volcano sounds nice.
#83 - fjponythread (03/28/2013) [-]
>2012 Episode 2   
>Not using Incognito
>2012 Episode 2
>Not using Incognito
#123 to #83 - foxrock (03/28/2013) [-]
>2012 Episode 2
User avatar #9 - SirSheepy ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
i don't know about you guys but i wouldn't mind living in Hawaii....
User avatar #48 - Shiny (03/28/2013) [-]
It depends on which kind of hospital you want to end up in.
User avatar #21 - guiguito (03/28/2013) [-]
porn is normal
the stuff i saw on fj ins't
User avatar #122 - Jimminycracker (03/28/2013) [-]
Private browsing. It's the bees knees.
User avatar #149 to #122 - markertemp (03/28/2013) [-]
Private browsing doesn't save login information. I use a separate browser and delete everything from its history at once each time.
User avatar #160 to #149 - Jimminycracker (03/29/2013) [-]
I used to do that but then I forgot to delete the history the one time my ex decided to use that particular browser that didnt have any shortcuts on the desktop. she was a pretty uptight bitch anyhow.
User avatar #162 to #160 - markertemp (03/29/2013) [-]
And now she's your ex. Problem solved.
#129 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Well my friends already know. Shared my special folder with 'em too.
#15 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
>lives in western WA
>within 50 mi of two active volcanoes
>bitchplease.jpeg
#99 - meuk (03/28/2013) [-]
My bro here has made sure the whole world may see my internet history.

I don't have any internet history.
#114 to #99 - skidbladnir (03/28/2013) [-]
I have such a bro too. What would we do without our friends.
User avatar #87 - CupcakeMaster (03/28/2013) [-]
My family would disown me if they find out I'm on FJ.
User avatar #92 to #87 - lorddarkskull (03/28/2013) [-]
trust me, funnyjunk is one of the least vulgar things in my history
hopefully a few of them i could get by with them not knowing what /d/ was
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