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#239 - jellymadofficer (03/28/2013) [-]
South Park offers a solution to not "ruining the sanctity of marriage".   
   
 "You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to you as "married", you can be... butt buddies.   
Instead of being "man and wife", you'll be... butt buddies. You won't be "betrothed", you'll be...   
 ...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...   
...butt buddies."
South Park offers a solution to not "ruining the sanctity of marriage".

"You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, instead of referring to you as "married", you can be... butt buddies.
Instead of being "man and wife", you'll be... butt buddies. You won't be "betrothed", you'll be...
...butt buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom", you'd be...
...butt buddies."
#329 to #239 - payseht (03/28/2013) [-]
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beaver buddies?
pussy pals?
cunt confidants?
cave chums?
choot cohorts?
minge mates?
#434 to #329 - jellymadofficer (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad you've brought that up.   
In fact, when a Concerned Woman asks "Well, what about lesbians?", the   
Governor responds with "Well, like anyone cares about f**kin' dykes!"   
   
You have supplied a great selection of lesbian names, though.
I'm glad you've brought that up.
In fact, when a Concerned Woman asks "Well, what about lesbians?", the
Governor responds with "Well, like anyone cares about f**kin' dykes!"

You have supplied a great selection of lesbian names, though.
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