Well, Fuck. This was 100% real. I had my nan visit me today but I wanted to see my friend. But, I accidentally texted my mum who is now going to murder me.. My  mum grounded game

Well, Fuck

This was 100% real. I had my nan visit me today but I wanted to see my friend. But, I accidentally texted my mum who is now going to murder me.

My friend said he' s at
beechwood park so can I
go to see him?
Nob: she came all the way
down here to see you.
You' re not going anywhere
Sorry mate my cunt face
of a mum said I couldn' t
go the ******* bitch
Josh come down stairs
now. You' re grounded you
little **** .
That was meant for my .
friend sorry mum!' XXXIX
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User avatar #4 - captainoptimist (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm with your mom. You sound like a little **** .
User avatar #5 - cemaboss (03/27/2013) [-]
What a little wanker
#9 - sanguinesolitude (03/28/2013) [-]
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op is a fag
#8 - dairybun (03/28/2013) [-]
You deserve to stay outside like a meg
#12 - thatgreekkid (03/28/2013) [-]
hey why dont you stop being a cunt and hang out with your grandma
User avatar #7 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
if this is you, you are retarded, and i hope you lose your phone.
#16 - paradoxpoetic (03/28/2013) [-]
First of all, don't call your mother a cunt you cunt.
Second of all, if you said that to her and you're on the internet AND you're still breathing, you're a lucky little prick and be grateful for your mother.
Cunt.
User avatar #10 - thepyras (03/28/2013) [-]
How about you go visit your nan like a decent human being.
User avatar #14 - kimiixpyro (03/28/2013) [-]
If you called you mother a cunt and a bitch because she said "no" to something, you clearly need to grow up and get off the internet you little twat. If I was her I'd slap the **** out of you.
#11 - McBalls (03/28/2013) [-]
****					 you josh you piece of doo doo.
**** you josh you piece of doo doo.
User avatar #18 - precision (03/28/2013) [-]
You must not have a father. Nobody ever taught you how to treat a woman, If you were my kid, I'd sell all your **** , take your door off, take everything out of your room, and you would only get blow up mattress that you'll have to blow yourself, with a blanket that's all scratchy and **** . Little **** .
#29 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Why don't you just kill yourself, OP?
#32 - beep (03/28/2013) [-]
You deserved it.
You deserved it.
#22 - trickytrickster (03/28/2013) [-]
Go visit your nan. Some people wish they could still do that. Cherish it while you still can.
#35 - awesomanium (03/28/2013) [-]
Get off your damn high horse.   
Yeah, he was being a dick, but so were you. Seeing people comment things like "I dream of beating the 						****					 out of little 						*****					 like you" is just ridiculous.   
Jesus 						*******					 Christ, you're acting like you've never been angry at your parents.
Get off your damn high horse.
Yeah, he was being a dick, but so were you. Seeing people comment things like "I dream of beating the **** out of little ***** like you" is just ridiculous.
Jesus ******* Christ, you're acting like you've never been angry at your parents.
#1 - bumbojumbo (03/27/2013) [-]
This guys knows how to deal with women, totally.
User avatar #34 - zombiestookmybike (03/28/2013) [-]
i'd do anything to see either of my grandmothers.. one died when i was 7 and one died when i was 13. grow up, gain some respect and go hug your ******* grandma.
#17 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
Serves you right, you stupid prick.
#13 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
You sound like a douche.
#3 - scootaloooooo (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
beechewood park ? you live in newport?
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