some advice. if that don't work nothing will.. Tip for the ladies: If you want a man to leave you alone at a bar, don' t tell him you have a boyfriend. They don from Daily haha
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some advice. if that don't work nothing will.. Tip for the ladies: If you want a man to leave you alone at a bar, don' t tell him you have a boyfriend. They don

if that don't work nothing will.

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Tip for the ladies: If you want a man to leave you
alone at a bar, don' t tell him you have a boyfriend.
They dont ca. re. him you have a penis.
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#5 - europe (03/27/2013) [-]
And then he tells everyone what you just told him
#14 - yeorey (03/28/2013) [-]
MFW FJ community gets a boner over dudes with tits.
#40 to #14 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Killer reference
User avatar #24 - ilovehitler (03/28/2013) [-]
"So, how ya doing?"
"I have a dick."
#2 - yoloswaggins ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Has anyone else noticed the internet has a thing for traps?   
   
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Has anyone else noticed the internet has a thing for traps?

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User avatar #8 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/28/2013) [-]
It's not just the internet it's more that people IRL are too scared to let people know the stuff they like.
User avatar #10 to #2 - thisotherdude (03/28/2013) [-]
Traps, herms, tomboys, pretty much everything that could be classified as "androgynous" really seems to catch the attention of the internet, I wonder if there's a reason for this actually? Does the male mind somehow find androgyny more attractive than a distinct obvious gender?
User avatar #17 to #10 - yoloswaggins ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
It's probably because here everyone can admit it without society judging them.
User avatar #18 to #17 - thisotherdude (03/28/2013) [-]
Not why the internet admits to it (although your reasoning is completely sound), but why males in general seem to find androgyny attractive.
#23 to #10 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
In my case, it's that I basically have a fetish for any female superiority, including having a bigger dick. They still have to look feminine one way or the other, though, or it's a turn-off.
#34 to #2 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
No, but uhh... go on...
#9 - thisotherdude (03/28/2013) [-]
Bitch, herms/futa is my fetish!... Well one of my fetishes.
Bitch, herms/futa is my fetish!... Well one of my fetishes.
#35 to #9 - vatra (03/28/2013) [-]
This .gif makes me nauseous, and this is coming from someone that gets hard while looking at very graphic gore.
User avatar #26 to #9 - deemetaldragon (03/28/2013) [-]
Just....why....holy faak, this is disturbing and there isn't much that disturbs me anymore...
User avatar #45 to #26 - schneidend ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Lemongrab is perhaps the most horrifyingly weird and awkward cartoon character of all time. The giant rat had an apple pie in it's mouth, btw.
#22 - draezeth (03/28/2013) [-]
Wouldn't stop me...
Wouldn't stop me...
User avatar #21 - shashashadow (03/28/2013) [-]
I've simply perfected a really loud laugh that sounds like a donkey braying. I use when I'm not interested or wanna be left alone, it works every time, and the best part in I get to spare the poor guys feelings.
#31 to #21 - vatra (03/28/2013) [-]
You devious 			****		.
You devious **** .
#38 to #21 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
Wow. Effective
Wow. Effective
User avatar #27 to #21 - thedarkestrogue (03/28/2013) [-]
******* ....genius.
User avatar #37 - twi (03/28/2013) [-]
what if I like that?
#11 - ILoveFurries (03/28/2013) [-]
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That will only draw me closer
#33 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
God help you if that backfires
God help you if that backfires
User avatar #7 - themixmasterfestus (03/28/2013) [-]
Does any one else notice that the guy in the picture is drinking that girls lip?
#43 - xatz (03/28/2013) [-]
MFW
User avatar #32 - qauronexoforce (03/28/2013) [-]
Girl used "penis" on Internet User
It did nothing
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You know its true.
#30 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
You wouldn't believe

how hard my cock would be
#25 - HordeyWordey (03/28/2013) [-]
You kidding? I wouldn't leave your side the whole damn night.
User avatar #6 - someanon (03/27/2013) [-]
that won't stop all of them....
#4 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
Tell me something like that and I will insist that I MUST have you.
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#19 to #16 - wanicochil (03/28/2013) [-]
Why would a priest be at a bar, presumably with 18+ year old's there

The joke is priests like young boys, not ******* transvestite 18+ year olds
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