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#4 - giggitygiggitygooo (03/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be New Jersey
User avatar #116 to #4 - guymandude (03/28/2013) [-]
I read "New Jewsey"
User avatar #155 to #4 - vishnapalm (03/28/2013) [-]
But but... I live in New Jersey.... and I like it here (probably cause I live in the suburbs)
#172 to #4 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Best comment ever
#32 to #4 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
KAWAII DESU DESU
#11 to #4 - ForReal (03/27/2013) [-]
So did I
So did I
#5 to #4 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Pikajew
#62 - doctorfoo (03/28/2013) [-]
**** my paint skills.
#130 to #62 - arkanios (03/28/2013) [-]
Here you go, made it a bit bigger too if you don't mind.
#91 - riccostar (03/28/2013) [-]
I thought for sure the dumping spot was going to be Detroit...
I thought for sure the dumping spot was going to be Detroit...
#97 - spawnconnery ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
And here I thought it was going to be New Jersey
User avatar #182 to #97 - oceanfrank (03/28/2013) [-]
word, totally not stolen from comment #4
User avatar #184 to #182 - spawnconnery ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh I didn't know someone else posted the same thing. Sorry.
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#22 - comanderspy (03/27/2013) [-]
this actually makes sense, since rapture is set on the 50's, and columbia is on the 1900's it gives time for the slugs to have a couple of generations allowing the mutations to continue 			*******		 them up... maybe bioshock 3 plot line?
this actually makes sense, since rapture is set on the 50's, and columbia is on the 1900's it gives time for the slugs to have a couple of generations allowing the mutations to continue ******* them up... maybe bioshock 3 plot line?
#120 to #22 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Set in separate universes so it's not the future, get good faggot
#180 to #22 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
>implying it actually matters.
#27 to #22 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
fun fact. if i dump **** on you, you will not mutate.
#28 to #27 - comanderspy (03/27/2013) [-]
fun fact: annons are 			*******		 blind, dont you see a 			*******		 flask of the crow vigor you piece of 			****		.
fun fact: annons are ******* blind, dont you see a ******* flask of the crow vigor you piece of **** .
User avatar #38 to #27 - xIArcticIx (03/27/2013) [-]
You will freak the **** out like you were mutated though!
User avatar #41 to #22 - popadoo (03/27/2013) [-]
*SPOILERS*
*SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, DON'T BLAME ME*

They're separate universes.
This is shown near the end.
Yes, Rapture is involved in this game. Not very much, it's more just ''brought up''. But they are in separate universes.
#51 to #41 - comanderspy (03/27/2013) [-]
not really spoilers, but... HOLYSHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!111 cant wait to finish it now thank you
not really spoilers, but... HOLYSHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!111 cant wait to finish it now thank you
#187 to #41 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
I know this comment was a couple weeks back, but they're not necessarily separate. Rapture may exist after Colombia existed, or it may exist in the reality where Colombia never existed; it's not hinted at either way. We know that Fink looked at Rapture through tears to gain ideas about their technology, which is why song bird looks so much like the big daddies, but beyond that they may or may not be in the same universe- and may or may not be influenced by Colombia. I think. Maybe. Mind confuz.
#90 to #22 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Play the game, beat it and then you will realize how pointless your comment was.
User avatar #150 to #17 - BlueToaster (03/28/2013) [-]
.....So gonorrhea must be the Fire Plasmid.
#132 - desacabose (03/28/2013) [-]
They told me the ending would be like nothing I'd ever seen
#135 to #132 - connecticut (03/28/2013) [-]
look up the word ******** in a dictionary, cut it out and make it a 4'x4' square, make 1999 copies of it, laminate each copy, make yourself a nice wallpaper for your entire home. There you have it, that's my definition of the ending.
#114 - mytrakytra (03/28/2013) [-]
Would you kindy **** SOMEWHERE ELSE!?
#10 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
Stop posting Infinite content! I just got the "Ultimate Songbird" edition, but my PC is ruined! T_T

I so wanna play it :(
#21 to #10 - fcrocker (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm currently moving from Xbox to PC so I can only game on my laptop right now :'(
#29 to #10 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Amazing game mate. One of the best (and ********** ) stories I've been pulled through.

Look forward to it mate, it's a heartwarming (albeit sad) story :)
User avatar #33 to #10 - tenmillionbears (03/27/2013) [-]
What's wrong with your PC?
#34 to #33 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
It's just... not working. Need a new one to put it mildly.
User avatar #36 to #34 - tenmillionbears (03/27/2013) [-]
You mean not turning on, or something wrong with one of the components?
#47 to #36 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
I will stop following this thread, due to possibilities of some assholes spoiling it.
#44 to #36 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
Something wrong with 3 components, one of them being the Graphic Card. Been at the repair shop (one of my closes friends runs it), and we figured out it would be cheaper to buy a new one, since all the parts have to be ordered, and a custom slot has to be made for them, due to the parts allready in the PC has f'ed up shapes.


#35 to #10 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
ELIZABETH IS BOOKER'S DAUGHTER AND BOOKER IS ALSO THE VILLAIN!
#46 to #35 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
Yea.... I doubt that.
#52 to #46 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Hehe, it's true. It's all revealed in the ending.
Look it up if you don't believe me.
XD
XD
#53 to #52 - Bloodgartham (03/27/2013) [-]
And you can **** off to the deepest pits of hell, because assholes like you are so pathetic, that you spoil other peoples fun. You were probably born on a highway, since that's where most accidents happend.

I don't care if it's true or not, I will play the game and enjoy it :)

User avatar #99 to #53 - silveravatar (03/28/2013) [-]
It really is an amazing game. The moment i completed it, i wanted to replay it, something that hasn't happened since the very first Bioshock
User avatar #79 to #53 - thinegame (03/28/2013) [-]
Seriously, the ending has no real effect on the gameplay, which imo was the best part of the game. Just have fun with it and explore everything, that's the true beauty.
#181 to #79 - Bloodgartham (03/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I know. Irational are good at that :3
#12 to #10 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
**** you
#1 - yoursandwitch (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #115 - jellybob (03/28/2013) [-]
I just finished it...Holy ****** **** on a shingle it has to be one of the most amazing stories I've seen from a game in a very. Very. Long time
User avatar #118 to #115 - firesquire (03/28/2013) [-]
hell yeah, such a good ******* story, gameplay was fun as **** with the sky hook and all but what made that game top notch was the story. epic ******* game i loved it.
#55 - thisotherdude (03/27/2013) [-]
Somewhat unrelated question, anyone else switch to the alternate cover art the second they got the game because it's just so damn sexy?...

Inb4: What's a cover? #Steammasterrace@huehuehue
User avatar #58 to #55 - lemmonscent (03/27/2013) [-]
I did brother, i did.
#63 to #55 - gavenjones (03/28/2013) [-]
looks so much better.
User avatar #84 to #55 - herecomesjohnny (03/28/2013) [-]
it's like a jules verne book!
User avatar #102 to #55 - chewieisthebest (03/28/2013) [-]
did you vote for that cover too or not? :o
User avatar #103 to #102 - thisotherdude (03/28/2013) [-]
Actually I didn't hear about the voting until after the fact but if I had I sure as hell would have.
User avatar #105 to #103 - chewieisthebest (03/28/2013) [-]
yeah im glad they let us vote and see it :))
User avatar #112 to #55 - tehmudkipz (03/28/2013) [-]
Just swapped it. I hadn't realized that the inner art was an alternate cover.
#65 to #55 - mastercanti (03/28/2013) [-]
i got it for my pc but i have this nice twelve inch statue though.
User avatar #98 to #65 - kenwordo (03/28/2013) [-]
i gotta say the detail on the statue is ******* amazing
User avatar #37 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/27/2013) [-]
Jesus.

I just got this game.

I was so ******* CAREFUL not to spoil any of the story. Took me 10 minutes to read through this.
User avatar #40 to #37 - sircool (03/27/2013) [-]
Elizabeth is female Doctor Who
User avatar #42 to #40 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/27/2013) [-]
I'D KILL YOU TO DEATH IF I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT!
#43 to #42 - sircool (03/27/2013) [-]
Booker is also the Prophet guy of different time.
Booker is also the Prophet guy of different time.
User avatar #80 to #43 - littlenish (03/28/2013) [-]
He was a war hero, but he is trying to erase everything about his past, also because he was a Pinkerton Agent, and the best, but his tactics were unorthodox.

Knowledge ***** .
User avatar #45 to #43 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/27/2013) [-]
DIDN'T READ THAT!
#49 to #45 - sircool (03/27/2013) [-]
Booker is drowned by multiple Annas/Elizabeths at the very end. And the Lutece twins that are on the boat at the start and follow you through the game are also time lords, but aren't twins just the same person that existed in two different time-lines and only difference is gender.   
   
last one.
Booker is drowned by multiple Annas/Elizabeths at the very end. And the Lutece twins that are on the boat at the start and follow you through the game are also time lords, but aren't twins just the same person that existed in two different time-lines and only difference is gender.

last one.
User avatar #60 to #49 - trollwoopnazi (03/28/2013) [-]
Stop being a dick, just because you probably looked the ending up on youtube and spoiled it for yourself doesnt mean you have to be a twat to everyone else.
#64 to #60 - sircool (03/28/2013) [-]
I beat it myself yesterday.
I beat it myself yesterday.
User avatar #66 to #64 - trollwoopnazi (03/28/2013) [-]
You're still being a dick for no reason
#70 to #66 - sircool (03/28/2013) [-]
alright last one, if you listen to the to the background music when you're on the beach, it's "Girls just want to have fun" by Cyndi Lauper with pipe organs.
alright last one, if you listen to the to the background music when you're on the beach, it's "Girls just want to have fun" by Cyndi Lauper with pipe organs.
User avatar #78 to #70 - kietzu (03/28/2013) [-]
There's also a rift that plays it too.
And another playing Fortunate son by Creedence.
User avatar #83 to #78 - sircool (03/28/2013) [-]
I knew the fortunate son one, since it's obvious and out in the open, but i didn't find the tear that plays it....also, the babershop quartet at the start sings a beach boys song.
User avatar #74 to #70 - trollwoopnazi (03/28/2013) [-]
Ooh ooh wait, what was the meaning behind the 'He doesnt row' at the beginning? I still dont get that
User avatar #75 to #74 - sircool (03/28/2013) [-]
he doesn't row, it either means "He doesn't know" he doesn't belong in that world or "row" as in go through time-lines/worlds.
User avatar #76 to #75 - trollwoopnazi (03/28/2013) [-]
I guessed it was something to do with the fact that they've already seen all of it happen before and know that he doesn't row, i.e, he didnt do it before so he wont now
User avatar #72 to #70 - trollwoopnazi (03/28/2013) [-]
I've already beaten the game too, but I did not know that
#73 to #72 - sircool (03/28/2013) [-]
It was only on my second playthrough today that i actually stopped and listened.
It was only on my second playthrough today that i actually stopped and listened.
User avatar #50 to #49 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/27/2013) [-]
Not reading anything you type now.
I successfully shake my eyes, so that I can find the "reply" button, without being able to read your text.
#110 to #37 - aerosol (03/28/2013) [-]
<That's not true accurate


SPOILERS BELOW
Just a heads-up
#92 - defacedcreeper (03/28/2013) [-]
****		, i don't get it
**** , i don't get it
User avatar #93 to #92 - crazyhindu (03/28/2013) [-]
they are dumping it over where rapture is,where the first two games took place. thats why everything is ****** up in rapture
User avatar #94 to #92 - ivoryhammer (03/28/2013) [-]
They're dumping their sewage where Rapture will be built, and the slugs are being radiated, the slugs are where the ADAM came from.
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#113 to #108 - wiiugilgamesh (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes, Infinite takes place before the first Bioshock. I believe the first game takes place during the year 1960 while Infinite takes place during 1912 as stated in the top left corner of the comic.
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User avatar #107 to #94 - angelmatvey (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #96 to #94 - defacedcreeper (03/28/2013) [-]
thank you
#39 - trigondarkthree (03/27/2013) [-]
because poop is radioactive....
#106 to #39 - muffinssnuffims (03/28/2013) [-]
What when you poop out the digested remains of one of those power giving drink things?

I forgot the name. Please don't hurt me.
#104 to #39 - azraelthemage (03/28/2013) [-]
And yours isn't?
#174 - hipsophobadon (03/28/2013) [-]
feelin spliced as 			****
feelin spliced as ****
User avatar #124 - soggytomatoe (03/28/2013) [-]
I was expecting Detroit as the ending


Am I a bad person?
#129 to #124 - sonewitsfunny (03/28/2013) [-]
nope, I live here (Detroit), and it might be better with a ton of **** on top of it...at least maybe then someone would actually FIX something for once...
User avatar #152 to #124 - BlueToaster (03/28/2013) [-]
As if anyone llives in Detroit.
#122 - nighthawxx (03/28/2013) [-]
mfw ending
mfw ending
#134 to #122 - ballerking (03/28/2013) [-]
It was totally mind blowing and awesome. I'm glad to see no one is being an asshole and spoiling it in the comments.
It was totally mind blowing and awesome. I'm glad to see no one is being an asshole and spoiling it in the comments.
User avatar #123 to #122 - semilunarknight ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
I thought the ending was pretty epic, although it raises some questions.
User avatar #128 to #122 - brothergrimm (03/28/2013) [-]
i don't get it either
#137 to #122 - connecticut (03/28/2013) [-]
I cried. A little. A lot. Still crying. Might need therapy.
#164 - logibearrawr (03/28/2013) [-]
but infinite was way before rapture was made so this couldn't really of happened
User avatar #166 to #164 - poisonlonewolf (03/28/2013) [-]
Incorrect, rapture already existed but in alternate dimension.
User avatar #171 to #166 - admiralshepard (03/28/2013) [-]
Don't give things away, and that's wrong anyways.
User avatar #186 to #171 - poisonlonewolf (03/29/2013) [-]
No and no.
#167 to #164 - suagrshayne (03/28/2013) [-]
The joke is more about the mutation of the slugs that were there before rapture
User avatar #169 to #164 - DiabloStrawhat (03/28/2013) [-]
Actually, that's exactly how it could've happened. Years of waste dumping about the spot where Rapture was built would result in the formation of the mutated sea slugs.
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