They have no idea. lulz ensured. I told my girlfriend, "Remember, my mother is old, so speak slowly and very loud." Then I told my mom, "By the way, my girlfrie
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User avatar #5 - hkd (03/27/2013) [-]
All great, until your mum tells everyone that you're dating a retard
User avatar #34 to #5 - alltimetens (03/28/2013) [-]
an retard*
User avatar #36 to #34 - iamscifer (03/28/2013) [-]
in most cases you only use "an" when the next word starts with a vowel for the other cases its just "a"
User avatar #38 to #36 - alltimetens (03/28/2013) [-]
But...but it was a joke. Ever heard of "an hero"?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
There's some pretty hot retards dude.
User avatar #7 to #6 - oceanmist (03/27/2013) [-]
Ya know, I honestly don't think I've ever seen one. Of course I've seen hot girls with IQ's that match the age they lost their virginity, but never a hot girl with an actual mental disability.
User avatar #19 to #7 - gloogy (03/27/2013) [-]
"I've seen hot girls with IQ's that match the age they lost their virginity"
That's the best thing I've heard in my life.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
I know this doesn't count, but at my college there was a freakishly large amount of pretty deaf girls.
User avatar #9 to #8 - oceanmist (03/27/2013) [-]
Thats like the perfect woman. At mine all we have is like a couple blind girls, and a girl who hiccups nonstop. The blind girls might be cute, but i feel like the whole blindness part makes it harder for them to take care of themselves visually, they always look like they just woke up and have a hangover.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha yea I could see how that would be a problem. Have you tried punching the hiccup girl in her throat?
#11 to #10 - hawaiikid (03/27/2013) [-]
That escalated far, far too quickly.
User avatar #26 to #10 - thejerseyjenn (03/28/2013) [-]
oh god i just did that weird hyperventilating laugh.
User avatar #20 to #10 - IAmManbearpig (03/28/2013) [-]
my abs are very sore and you made me laugh rather hard.
**** you, good sir.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrgoodlove (03/28/2013) [-]
It's my solution for any female who is being annoying.
User avatar #23 to #21 - IAmManbearpig (03/28/2013) [-]
naturally, but it was just so unexpected. caught me off guard.
#12 to #6 - frysandaburger (03/27/2013) [-]
And they believe you when you tell them you cum frosting.
#3 - solitaryweasel (03/27/2013) [-]
Then you have to either
1) talk loudly- making your mother wonder what the **** is going on.
2) Talk normally- exposing your lie to your girlfriend.
User avatar #22 to #3 - nagafever (03/28/2013) [-]
or he can claim to have lost his voice
#16 to #3 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
You could talk like you're talking to a retard, in order to make the impression that you are making your girlfriend feel better.
#15 to #3 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
3) You could address both people at the same time.
#41 to #3 - thatkiddonovan (03/28/2013) [-]
MOM-THIS-IS-KATIE
KATIE-THIS-IS-MOM

Both will think you are speaking that way for the other person

later "sorry mom, katie has problems when i talk normally"
or "sorry katie, mom hasn't been the same lately."

problem solved
User avatar #4 to #3 - thatonesmartdude (03/27/2013) [-]
3) Leave the room.
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User avatar #48 to #14 - ddemiddon (03/28/2013) [-]
5) **** bitches?
#39 - mytrakytra (03/28/2013) [-]
Then your mom thinks your into tards.
#71 to #39 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Downsyndromes get my dick so ************* hard you wont believe.
User avatar #59 to #39 - dtcdannyboy ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
you're*
#72 to #59 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
deal with it faggot
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#62 to #60 - swagbot (03/28/2013) [-]
uhhhh.... he's right.

YOUR into tards. Your what is into tards?
You're into tards. Your are into tards. Better.
#63 to #62 - ricrolledbitch (03/28/2013) [-]
ah when i looked again i only read to the first your
#64 to #63 - swagbot (03/28/2013) [-]
YOU'RE CURED SON! CURED!
#29 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at this is our country ** mfw i date a retard
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at this is our country ** mfw i date a retard
#17 - justleavefagmin (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm curious what the profit would be.
#33 to #17 - lazragoon (03/28/2013) [-]
Well basically you'd have two women talking to each other like they're talking to babies.
User avatar #24 to #17 - unclaimedusername (03/28/2013) [-]
Trick mother into thinking girlfriend is retarded

??????

Profit
#18 to #17 - millenia (03/27/2013) [-]
Hearty laughs, of course.
#43 to #18 - neverccd (03/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 - fortminorj (03/28/2013) [-]
why isn't that a troll face? just saying, we can't lose touch here guys
User avatar #55 to #31 - raigen (03/28/2013) [-]
I thought meme faces were hated.
#46 to #31 - skuser (03/28/2013) [-]
Because someone did the gif this way
Because someone did the gif this way
User avatar #47 - generaljackass (03/28/2013) [-]
How is this remotely a good plan now there is a retard in the relationship. Hint it isn't the screaming bitch.
User avatar #2 - heretofuckshitup (03/27/2013) [-]
how would you have talked to either one with both in the room?
User avatar #28 - mrfourtysevenman (03/28/2013) [-]
>find asshole number one one day
>i know where he lives
>he doesnt know exactly who i am
>get a call from asshole number 2 one day
>get in a fight over the phone
>tell him where i live
>give him asshole number 1's address
>call asshole number 1 and tell him im coming over to kick is ******* ass
>call the police and say "THERES 2 gay LOVERS IN A FIGHT NEXT DOOR"
>news comes by and films
>headline "gay throwdown"
what a day
#42 to #28 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
WIFE / FEDS/ MEDFORD POLICE / NH POLICE / OHOH HIS BEW I AM SO NIT A CH EEA TEA ACT NOT GONNA CUT IT DINA!!! $$$$ HAHAHA. DIAMONDS ARE CUNT FOR EVER AAAAA IN A SMALLLL CHACHOTOTISIS CELL $$$ poor billy))))
User avatar #44 to #28 - mrblueftw (03/28/2013) [-]
why would you turn a good story post into a crappy comment?
User avatar #74 to #28 - LaBarata (03/28/2013) [-]
Way to steal from 4chan
#52 to #28 - brothergrimm (03/28/2013) [-]
although, lunacy is right. would've been much better in story format. not green text
although, lunacy is right. would've been much better in story format. not green text
#40 to #28 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this faggot getting thumbs?
#32 to #28 - lunacy (03/28/2013) [-]
Seriously? You took an epic story, left out all the details, and turned into 			******		 greentext format.
Seriously? You took an epic story, left out all the details, and turned into ****** greentext format.
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#58 - falconxmard (03/28/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at might be on to something **
#30 - ishotthedeputy (03/28/2013) [-]
<----This guy knows what that's like
<----This guy knows what that's like
#27 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
Whatever quenches my thirst for entertainment
Whatever quenches my thirst for entertainment
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#70 to #65 - VaultTechy ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah 'cause either of those are gonna believe that **** about the other person
User avatar #35 - vatra (03/28/2013) [-]
At least OP is honest about his body shape.
User avatar #51 to #35 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
Once you accept it, you don't care who knows
User avatar #54 to #51 - vatra (03/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough!
User avatar #68 - demontech (03/28/2013) [-]
Swag 420 yolo....... U mad bro?
#61 - vadkram (03/28/2013) [-]
**vadkram rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Scumbag EA in a nutshell **
#56 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
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#50 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
I don't get it, what is the joke?
User avatar #53 to #50 - roninneko (03/28/2013) [-]
The girlfriend will shout at the mother because she thinks she's deaf, and the mother will just accept it because she thinks it's a symptom of the girlfriend being retarded.
#25 - cupnoodesl (03/28/2013) [-]
Is your girlfriend blind and unable to see that your mom isn't old at all?
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