They have no idea. lulz ensured. I told my girlfriend, "Remember, my mother is old, so speak slowly and very loud." Then I told my mom, "By the way, my girlfrie
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They have no idea

lulz ensured

I told my girlfriend, "Remember, my mother is
old, so speak slowly and very loud." Then I told
my mom, "By the way, my girlfriend is
retarded."
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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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#3 - solitaryweasel (03/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Then you have to either
1) talk loudly- making your mother wonder what the **** is going on.
2) Talk normally- exposing your lie to your girlfriend.
User avatar #5 - hkd (03/27/2013) [+] (16 replies)
All great, until your mum tells everyone that you're dating a retard
#17 - justleavefagmin (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm curious what the profit would be.
#18 to #17 - millenia (03/27/2013) [-]
Hearty laughs, of course.
#39 - mytrakytra (03/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Then your mom thinks your into tards.
#29 - themastertroller (03/28/2013) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at this is our country ** mfw i date a retard
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at this is our country ** mfw i date a retard
User avatar #28 - mrfourtysevenman (03/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>find asshole number one one day
>i know where he lives
>he doesnt know exactly who i am
>get a call from asshole number 2 one day
>get in a fight over the phone
>tell him where i live
>give him asshole number 1's address
>call asshole number 1 and tell him im coming over to kick is ******* ass
>call the police and say "THERES 2 gay LOVERS IN A FIGHT NEXT DOOR"
>news comes by and films
>headline "gay throwdown"
what a day
#32 to #28 - lunacy (03/28/2013) [-]
Seriously? You took an epic story, left out all the details, and turned into 						******					 greentext format.
Seriously? You took an epic story, left out all the details, and turned into ****** greentext format.
User avatar #31 - fortminorj (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why isn't that a troll face? just saying, we can't lose touch here guys
User avatar #35 - vatra (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At least OP is honest about his body shape.
User avatar #51 to #35 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
Once you accept it, you don't care who knows
User avatar #47 - generaljackass (03/28/2013) [-]
How is this remotely a good plan now there is a retard in the relationship. Hint it isn't the screaming bitch.
User avatar #2 - heretofuckshitup (03/27/2013) [-]
how would you have talked to either one with both in the room?
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#58 - falconxmard (03/28/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at might be on to something **
#30 - ishotthedeputy (03/28/2013) [-]
<----This guy knows what that's like
<----This guy knows what that's like
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#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it, what is the joke?
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#27 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
Whatever quenches my thirst for entertainment
Whatever quenches my thirst for entertainment
#56 - doyoulikeapizza (03/28/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Meanwhile, in the porn comment section **
#25 - cupnoodesl (03/28/2013) [-]
Is your girlfriend blind and unable to see that your mom isn't old at all?
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