Confucius. Describe yourself!. CHOOSE A JOB TDD LOVE, AND TALI WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK A DAT IN TDD? LIFE. CONFUCIUS. That's assuming you're good at it >I love sex >I suck at sex >... >no profit >find real job
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User avatar #1 - digitroll (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's assuming you're good at it
>I love sex
>I suck at sex
>no profit
>find real job
User avatar #3 - lexausaurusrex (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then ... your hobby will become monotonous and you will hate everything it and your job included ...
#16 - HordeyWordey (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But is there a job that requires watching funny videos of cats and car crashes all day? If so, I'll take that one any day.
#56 - thoughtspot (03/28/2013) [-]
soo...a porn star?
soo...a porn star?
User avatar #9 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You know...

If you do something that you love...

As a job...

You will eventually become frustrated, and no longer love that thing.
User avatar #41 - studbeefpile (03/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Wise Confucius says: Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

sorry, I don't have the original pic.
#4 - anonexplains (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>implying drawing dicks is a real job
User avatar #5 to #4 - codyxvasco (03/27/2013) [-]
He likes to draw, doodles develop, creations are made, a life is completed.
User avatar #19 - infernoreaper (03/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The job I want no longer exists!
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (03/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, the last Dragon hunter died out some 1500 years ago, better luck in the fishing industry.
User avatar #23 - swetytntstiky (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats what i did , and i have to say i do enjoy my life very much ....
#58 - yusay ONLINE (03/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Many people may agree with this, but honestly, wouldn't that just make what you love feel like work after awhile? It's not all fun, it can be stressful, and having your hobby feel like working isn't exactly appealing to me.
#61 to #58 - swagbot (03/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't work that way.
Doesn't work that way.
#39 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Lets start a "What I aspire to be" thread.

I plan to become a historian and open a museum of peculiar and strange things, much like Robert Ripley. There are many strange and fascinating things in the world, I'd love for everyone to see the wonders it has to offer. Furthermore, we must never forget what created and built our race and civilization. We owe the people who got us where we are that much. Nikola Tesla, Leonardo Da Vinci, even ******* Hitler, all of them should not be forgotten.
User avatar #47 to #39 - gmarrox (03/28/2013) [-]
A good father. That's pretty lame i guess, but I want to raise a kid, my kid, and have him or her be taught the values of integrity and not be a little **** like most kids.
User avatar #7 - pkmntrainerruby (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can you live from spending semen?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
I guess if you go to a sperm bank, but they have some requirements
User avatar #85 - mickeymichleson (04/01/2013) [-]
Choose a job you're good at, Learn to love it, Never have to work a day in your life AND make good money doing it.

- Corey Taylor.
#48 - anonexplains (03/28/2013) [-]
"you'll also never make any money, but thats okay because you do what you love"
User avatar #31 - hospitable (03/28/2013) [-]
Have you ever drawn so well that your pen changed colors?
User avatar #29 - phoenix grinder (03/28/2013) [-]
have to argue with this one..I used to love driving; so I got jobs driving trucks. now it's a chore.

lesson being: pick what you love and figure out how to get paid for it..just not what you love to do MOST
User avatar #28 - swimmingprodigy (03/28/2013) [-]
oh sure, CHOOSE a job. That's easy.
I'd like to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

What now?
User avatar #22 - demandsgayversion (03/28/2013) [-]
I heard that the translations of what Confucius said were from really vague things with no context, and could've meant anything because of the complicated language it was in.
#6 - MrMustacho (03/27/2013) [-]
those lines are too thick for that pen and who carries a pen with red ink around
those lines are too thick for that pen and who carries a pen with red ink around
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