OP is a fag. Yes, OP has dicks on his mind.. So, I went to the doctor recently and scheduled MRI scan. It turns out, I have an cyst right behind my left eye tha
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#67 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
OP:
I HAVE A DICK IN MY HEAD!
Doctor:
Yes, but you're missing half your bra--
OP:
A DICK!
#3 - blewws (03/27/2013) [-]
OP: So what is it, doc? What's wrong with me?   
Doctor Hartman: I'm sorry, OP... As you can see by this MRI scan, you have an enormous cyst in your brain... You have 24 hours before you start turning into a monster and devouring your family and friends (I'm not a doctor but I choose to believe that's what brain cysts do)...    
OP: Is that a penis?
OP: So what is it, doc? What's wrong with me?
Doctor Hartman: I'm sorry, OP... As you can see by this MRI scan, you have an enormous cyst in your brain... You have 24 hours before you start turning into a monster and devouring your family and friends (I'm not a doctor but I choose to believe that's what brain cysts do)...
OP: Is that a penis?
User avatar #10 - fightforfate (03/27/2013) [-]
talk about a ********
#7 - bluetwizzler (03/27/2013) [-]
I hope all goes well for you OP, and that you aren't in terrible pain!
#12 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
That is a seriously large cyst, especially in that brain region. How the **** can you count to potato with that there?
User avatar #1 - sporkbacon ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Is OP kil?
#11 to #1 - morkotlap (03/27/2013) [-]
Blind and not OP.
#29 to #1 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
si
User avatar #16 to #1 - hollyisthebest (03/27/2013) [-]
No, I'm alright. Doctor said it is as harmless as a birth mark. They're considering surgery, but only because it's near the skull, so it's easy to remove.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sporkbacon ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
It looks pretty bad. Well, good luck to you then.

:)
User avatar #105 to #16 - kakariko (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh boy, and here I was getting worried (over a stranger, wat), but its a good to know that its harmless.
User avatar #106 to #105 - kakariko (03/28/2013) [-]
*Its good
>its a
>me mario
#54 to #16 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
good luck
#39 - mrmamric (03/27/2013) [-]
Just saying, it might have to do with you not having a mouth.
#112 - lulchux (03/28/2013) [-]
OP's got dick on his mind again...
#2 - beren (03/27/2013) [-]
#94 - bossben (03/28/2013) [-]
I feel bad because cysts arnt good. Butt 			****		 it OPs got dicks in his head
I feel bad because cysts arnt good. Butt **** it OPs got dicks in his head
#125 - houseofbrick (03/28/2013) [-]
Dick comments aside, hope everything turns out alright for you, man.
Dick comments aside, hope everything turns out alright for you, man.
#132 to #125 - yusay (03/28/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're posting that because you're one of those people who thinks it's a guy or not, with that mention of dick and all.
User avatar #133 to #132 - houseofbrick (03/28/2013) [-]
I typed "man" more out of habit than actually thinking OP has one.
User avatar #135 to #133 - yusay (03/28/2013) [-]
I meant the gif you posted.
#136 to #135 - houseofbrick (03/28/2013) [-]
oh.   
Girls can kiss girls, too.
oh.
Girls can kiss girls, too.
User avatar #142 to #125 - generaljackass (03/28/2013) [-]
I hope that isn't a trap, because I find it to be adorable.
User avatar #145 to #142 - houseofbrick (03/28/2013) [-]
as do I. Trap or not, it's getting some cuddles


then some D in the A
#95 - jackenov **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
OP, you look like Voldemort.
#79 - alwaysreadthetags (03/28/2013) [-]
I guess OP's a real dickhead
User avatar #110 to #79 - superninjacookie (03/28/2013) [-]
Gettin' real sick of your **** , Carlos.
User avatar #87 - jzpotter (03/28/2013) [-]
In all seriousness, I hope you get better OP.
#122 - captainwow (03/28/2013) [-]
Your MRI scan says a little more about you if that's the first thing that you thought of.
User avatar #114 - paronix (03/28/2013) [-]
I read Duck. I then spent about 3 minutes trying to make it into a duck.

I managed it
User avatar #74 - kukhuvud (03/28/2013) [-]
That's one weird looking dick OP, you might want to check that out aswell with the doctor.
User avatar #66 - therealtravieso (03/28/2013) [-]
" Well, the goood news is you're going to have a disease named after you!"
#89 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Why has this gotten over 500 thumbs? OP having cock on his mind is not unique!
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