Nice Guys Finish First. . M UGLY NOW IS MT. >be freshman year >sit at table with a bunch of the dorkiest kids ever >i'm talking full blown script monkeys who would brag over there vintage comics
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Nice Guys Finish First

M UGLY
NOW **** IS MT
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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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User avatar #70 - mondominiman (03/28/2013) [-]
Unless he was always with her like a friend when she was little then there might be something to get out of it but if you only talked to her a bit because she lived near by then chances are you'll get nothing out of it and she'll realize she's hot and go for way better guys.
User avatar #69 - kwanzalord (03/28/2013) [-]
said no one ever?
#67 - baditch (03/28/2013) [-]
I sat next to this girl in Spanish last year. She had kinda short hair and she was pretty quiet but I thought she was rather pretty. we didn't pay that much attention to each other. Now she smiles a lot and has great taste and redid her hair so she looks stunning every day. I fell in love with her a couple months ago and she has a boyfriend. I constantly wish I had shown interest in her when she was more quiet and withdrawn. I might have gotten her to open up to me and I wouldn't be sitting alone at my computer writing this. Damn.
User avatar #60 - themastertroller (03/28/2013) [-]
i can confirm this, i am guy
#58 - harryblazer (03/28/2013) [-]
does anyone have the 'im ballin ***** " pic with the nerdy kid and the basket ball?
bonus points if it comes with no text
#56 - niggazoid ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
...and she friendzone'd you.
#54 - dreamthrow (03/28/2013) [-]
>Last time I was in public school was 6th grade   
>separated from all of my friends   
>was a bit chunky back then   
>last summer, I was 17 and incredibly fit   
>work at carnival game stand   
>All of my old school friends recognize me and I them   
>One girl is a state champion diver, the other is pretty normal but my kind of style   
>can't decide between the two.
>Last time I was in public school was 6th grade
>separated from all of my friends
>was a bit chunky back then
>last summer, I was 17 and incredibly fit
>work at carnival game stand
>All of my old school friends recognize me and I them
>One girl is a state champion diver, the other is pretty normal but my kind of style
>can't decide between the two.
User avatar #61 to #54 - daboomee (03/28/2013) [-]
awww! That gif made me giggle.
#57 to #54 - harryblazer (03/28/2013) [-]
go for your style. sounds like it would work better
User avatar #59 to #57 - dreamthrow (03/28/2013) [-]
She's also in web-design, so yeah, I'm leaning towards her.
User avatar #53 - danniegurl (03/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7zhcKvGhS0

this chick was kinda scene/emo for the most part, but still.
if you look at the first two pictures, then the last one, there's a big difference.
#46 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah and she will probably ignore that you were nice to her when she was ugly like most bitches do.
User avatar #44 - mrfourtysevenman (03/28/2013) [-]
all ugly girls grow up hot

one of my friends katy was kinda fat and dumpy
that was at age 14-15
now at 19 she is ******* slammin
User avatar #43 - penistar (03/28/2013) [-]
The opposite happens in college, when girls gain a ******* of weight.
#42 - whathappenslive (03/28/2013) [-]
It depends.
#41 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
I swear to god I think I'm turning asexual.
User avatar #71 to #41 - generaljackass (03/28/2013) [-]
Can someone explain the relevance of the vowels? I missed something somewhere.
User avatar #68 to #41 - spysappinmysasha (03/28/2013) [-]
I dont understand why they call it that. I mean Asexual is a form of reproduction that involves a single parent either budding or regenerating offspring. Why apply that term to people who have no sexual drive?

why not call it Antisexual? It makes more sense to me...
User avatar #64 to #41 - alltimetens (03/28/2013) [-]
You're turning into a plant?
User avatar #72 to #64 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
No, I'm not attracted to anyone or anything.
User avatar #73 to #72 - alltimetens (03/28/2013) [-]
That was a joke.
User avatar #33 - DaShae (03/28/2013) [-]
...Said no one ever.
#37 to #33 - feffog (03/28/2013) [-]
oooohh no,   
   
it happens, TRUST me, jesus christ when i got out of school girls who look like 						****					 made puberty their bitch,    
   
i regret my past decisions on not paying attention to them, one girl named sierra especially, went from meh to AVNAKJN BVKJAWBNA
oooohh no,

it happens, TRUST me, jesus christ when i got out of school girls who look like **** made puberty their bitch,

i regret my past decisions on not paying attention to them, one girl named sierra especially, went from meh to AVNAKJN BVKJAWBNA
User avatar #38 to #37 - DaShae (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh, I see.

Said, a few people ever.
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User avatar #30 - mrgoodlove (03/28/2013) [-]
It doesn't count for anything if you didn't get any when she was hot.
User avatar #28 - gardenmanly (03/28/2013) [-]
Storytime guys!

>be me, preschool (5 years old or something like that)
>go to weird catholic preschool or something like that, not my normal town's school
>bully not letting me play with blocks, making me sad
>girl invites me to do some popsticle stick craft with her instead
>she became my best friend for all of preschool
>end of the year came
>she is from the town over from mine, so she goes to her normal town elementary school and I go to mine
>afraid I will never see her again, say goodbye, sad feelings were felt
>ffw to 6th grade (last year of elementary school)
>our towns have different elementary schools but have the same junior high/high school
>end of 6th grade, have a socializing dance with neighboring town to try to establish friendships for the next year
>see my friend from preschool
>hotdamn.jpg
>she is absolutely gorgeous
#35 to #34 - gardenmanly (03/28/2013) [-]
yes please
yes please
User avatar #29 to #28 - gardenmanly (03/28/2013) [-]
continued:

>have a few of my friends come over to me asking "dude, did you see the really hot girl?!"
>they all went to the towns preschool, so none of them know that she used to be my best friend
>alpha-mode engage
>I say "yeah man, watch this, I'll go ask her to dance!" thinking it will be an easy win and my friends will be impressed
>walk over to her
>nervous as ****
>never asked a girl to dance before
>choke on my words, but manage to ask her
>"h-hey anon... I dont k-know if you remember m-me... we went to p-preschool together... wanna dance?"
>girl looks at me right in the eyes
>says in the most matter of fact, disgusted tone
>"no"
>its be a man time
>walk away
>just let it be
>...
>I ask her "...please?"
>same exact response
>leave trying to hide small tears in my eyes
User avatar #32 to #29 - gardenmanly (03/28/2013) [-]
bonus beta move:

>In 6th grade, have crush on this very pretty girl
>she's super nice and awesome to hang out with
>get to be kind of friendly with her
>ffw to this dance
>after I get the rejection of a lifetime, start walking back to my friends, tail between my legs
>girl I had a crush on (lets call her anon2) gets dragged up to me by her best friend
>anon2's best friend says "hey gardenmanly, anon2 wants to know if you will dance with her"
>hurting too bad from the rejection just moments before
>wave a hand at her "not right now"
>walk back to my friends

I regret this every ******* day, and its been 7 years since that day
#66 to #32 - fractalius (03/28/2013) [-]
***** YOU WERE IN SIXTH GRADE. WE'RE ALL BETA IN SIXTH GRADE.
#27 - chongsbongs (03/28/2013) [-]
<--------- Then she got old.
User avatar #25 - Customer Services (03/28/2013) [-]
You'll get Friendzoned bro.
#24 - posalad (03/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't make you a nice guy at all if you consider it a chore to even speak to people you find unattractive.  How do you people even think like this?
That doesn't make you a nice guy at all if you consider it a chore to even speak to people you find unattractive. How do you people even think like this?
User avatar #63 to #24 - vatra (03/28/2013) [-]
I love how the only response this got was to the .gif.
#39 to #24 - quinuim (03/28/2013) [-]
just gonna leave this here
just gonna leave this here
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