Relatable. one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.. i ha
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one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.

i haven' t been to ewewew in 2 years cos the woman went "what breed do
you want" and i went "yeah"
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#2 - hkd (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me, at subway   
>Decide on meatballs and cheese   
>Get to front of line   
>"Next please!"   
>Step up   
>"What would you like?"   
>"Balls"   
>Realising my mistake, i start stuttering and jumbling my words   
>Face blushed, I say "I WOULD LIKE BALLS IN SUB"   
>He's taken aback, but says "Sorry sir, did you mean -"   
>"Can I have beemauls in my busway"   
>The man starts to piss himself   
>Ask him what's wrong   
>"We ran out of meatballs at breakfast"   
>MFW
>Be me, at subway
>Decide on meatballs and cheese
>Get to front of line
>"Next please!"
>Step up
>"What would you like?"
>"Balls"
>Realising my mistake, i start stuttering and jumbling my words
>Face blushed, I say "I WOULD LIKE BALLS IN SUB"
>He's taken aback, but says "Sorry sir, did you mean -"
>"Can I have beemauls in my busway"
>The man starts to piss himself
>Ask him what's wrong
>"We ran out of meatballs at breakfast"
>MFW
#3 - seleniyxoxo (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I used to work at a subway. There was a lady who would walk in, walk up to the counter, take a subway card, and walk out. Every. Single. Day.
I used to work at a subway. There was a lady who would walk in, walk up to the counter, take a subway card, and walk out. Every. Single. Day.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah
#24 - youcame (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh god I am so ******* stupid.

It took me forever to get that he was talking about the restaurant. I kept thinking about like underground trains and **** .
#22 - beefs (03/27/2013) [-]
#39 - drdiddly (03/28/2013) [-]
> Me at the subway
> Ordering monster foot long
> Never had one before in my life.
>Prepared to eat
>wait a few minutes as cashier is quickly talking to someone
> He comes back a moment later
> First my stuff goes on
>I'm picky and I love ham and cheese sandwiches
>they're delish
>The man starts to put the mayo on
>It doesn't come out
>He hits it on the bottom but nothing comes out
>He starts rubbing it
>Then it just sprays out everywhere
>Once it's done, after a second he looks up
> "Is that too much?"
> I thought he said "What did that look like?"
> I reply "Penis.
> He looks at me knowing what I said
>I pay and leave
>MFW
User avatar #18 - Whetstone (03/27/2013) [-]
I walked into radio shack one day and there were two guys behind the counter and they asked me, "Hello, how can I help you?" And I said "Good" (Because I thought they said how are you.) So for the rest of the time I was in there, they kept saying "good" to each other in different voices and were laughing...I felt so stupid
#33 - theonewhosmells (03/28/2013) [-]
This happened to me last week.

>At Diner down the street from my house after bowling whilst being stoned
>still stoned and already ate dinner so I wasn't that hungry
>waitress asks me what I want
>have no clue what i want
>Igotit.jpg
>"I'll have a grilled cheese"
>"What kind of bread?"
>"American"
>mfw

Face palmed as I said it.
#41 - vingorat (03/28/2013) [-]
>be at subway
>ask for black forest ham
>big ***** yells "who you callin black forest mufukka?"
>mfw wrong subway
#27 - cleavage (03/27/2013) [-]
>go subway with group of friends
>sit down
>stare at hanging down lighty thingies
>laugh somewhat
>wonder where everyone is going
>mfw i realised i stared at pretty lights for half an hour instead of getting a sandwich
#7 - sniffythebird (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've done the same...
I've done the same...
#37 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
Once someone asked me how I was doing and I said my name.
#36 - lowlifescarecrow (03/28/2013) [-]
This brings back painful memories.    
   
>Enter Chinese takeout   
>"Hello"   
>"Hello sir, how are you today?"   
>"I'm good, and yourself?"    
>"I'm doing well, so what would you like?"   
>"I'm fine."   
>						************					   
>"I'm sorry, what was that?"   
>"Nothing."   
   
I just turned around and left and have never been back since.
This brings back painful memories.

>Enter Chinese takeout
>"Hello"
>"Hello sir, how are you today?"
>"I'm good, and yourself?"
>"I'm doing well, so what would you like?"
>"I'm fine."
> ************
>"I'm sorry, what was that?"
>"Nothing."

I just turned around and left and have never been back since.
#54 - caplocker (03/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like to tell telemarketers "I love you" after a long conversation. About half the time they say "I love you too" then hang up.
User avatar #44 - maxismahname (03/28/2013) [-]
One time I was at subway and there was this Indian guy. He asked me if I wanted it to be toasted. I had no ******* Idea what he said. I said "what" like 10 times. haven't been to that subway in years
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/28/2013) [-]
One time I was talking to a cute girl I knew and I said "Hey how are you?" she replied with "I'm pretty good, you?" Then I said "I'm not doing too bad, how about you?" There was a long silence after that.
#29 - metzeler (03/28/2013) [-]
I bought jeans and the guy said "enjoy your jeans" and I said "yeah, you too". I looked dumb as ****
User avatar #1 - splendiddust (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my friend was at subway with his brother and a girl from another school who caught our bus was working in there and she said "what school do you go to" but he was off day dreaming so his brother knocked him and then my friend said "oh yeah ummm cheddar thanks"
User avatar #45 - Xaponz ONLINE (03/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
when i went trick or treating as a kid, i received candy from my crushes parents in the neighborhood, instead of saying "thank you" i said "your welcome".
User avatar #30 - TheJaypee (03/28/2013) [-]
I went to a Showcase cinema and as I paid for my ticket I presented my Odeon clubcard and said "I've got one of these."
Fella behind the counter: "Very good.."

I stood there, card in hand, not realizing my mistake and pushed it towards him.
"Here's your tickets, sir."
I push the card further towards him. He pushed it back.
"Next please."
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