Relatable. one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.. i ha Relatable one time when i got movie tickets the worker said "enjoy movie" and "you too " I haven't been there in 2 years ha
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Relatable. one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.. i ha

one time when i got movie tickets, the worker said "enjoy the movie" and i said "you too." I haven't been there in 2 years.

i haven' t been to ewewew in 2 years cos the woman went "what breed do
you want" and i went "yeah"
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#2 - hkd
Reply +126
(03/27/2013) [-]
>Be me, at subway   
>Decide on meatballs and cheese   
>Get to front of line   
>"Next please!"   
>Step up   
>"What would you like?"   
>"Balls"   
>Realising my mistake, i start stuttering and jumbling my words   
>Face blushed, I say "I WOULD LIKE BALLS IN SUB"   
>He's taken aback, but says "Sorry sir, did you mean -"   
>"Can I have beemauls in my busway"   
>The man starts to piss himself   
>Ask him what's wrong   
>"We ran out of meatballs at breakfast"   
>MFW
>Be me, at subway
>Decide on meatballs and cheese
>Get to front of line
>"Next please!"
>Step up
>"What would you like?"
>"Balls"
>Realising my mistake, i start stuttering and jumbling my words
>Face blushed, I say "I WOULD LIKE BALLS IN SUB"
>He's taken aback, but says "Sorry sir, did you mean -"
>"Can I have beemauls in my busway"
>The man starts to piss himself
>Ask him what's wrong
>"We ran out of meatballs at breakfast"
>MFW
#70 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
IT HURTS!

MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!!

#6 to #2 - batwill **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/27/2013) [-]
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#28 to #2 - Lintutu
Reply +7
(03/27/2013) [-]
>beemauls
#3 - seleniyxoxo
Reply +44
(03/27/2013) [-]
I used to work at a subway. There was a lady who would walk in, walk up to the counter, take a subway card, and walk out. Every. Single. Day.
I used to work at a subway. There was a lady who would walk in, walk up to the counter, take a subway card, and walk out. Every. Single. Day.
#4 to #3 - bitchplzzz
Reply +65
(03/27/2013) [-]
yeah
#20 to #4 - freeyourmind
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
wut
#24 - youcame
Reply +60
(03/27/2013) [-]
Oh god I am so ******* stupid.

It took me forever to get that he was talking about the restaurant. I kept thinking about like underground trains and ****.
#31 to #24 - KingTroll
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
yeah
#32 to #31 - youcame
Reply +1
(03/28/2013) [-]
k
#22 - beefs
Reply +35
(03/27/2013) [-]
#39 - drdiddly
Reply +20
(03/28/2013) [-]
> Me at the subway
> Ordering monster foot long
> Never had one before in my life.
>Prepared to eat
>wait a few minutes as cashier is quickly talking to someone
> He comes back a moment later
> First my stuff goes on
>I'm picky and I love ham and cheese sandwiches
>they're delish
>The man starts to put the mayo on
>It doesn't come out
>He hits it on the bottom but nothing comes out
>He starts rubbing it
>Then it just sprays out everywhere
>Once it's done, after a second he looks up
> "Is that too much?"
> I thought he said "What did that look like?"
> I reply "Penis.
> He looks at me knowing what I said
>I pay and leave
>MFW
#18 - Whetstone
Reply +15
(03/27/2013) [-]
I walked into radio shack one day and there were two guys behind the counter and they asked me, "Hello, how can I help you?" And I said "Good" (Because I thought they said how are you.) So for the rest of the time I was in there, they kept saying "good" to each other in different voices and were laughing...I felt so stupid
#33 - theonewhosmells
Reply +13
(03/28/2013) [-]
This happened to me last week.

>At Diner down the street from my house after bowling whilst being stoned
>still stoned and already ate dinner so I wasn't that hungry
>waitress asks me what I want
>have no clue what i want
>Igotit.jpg
>"I'll have a grilled cheese"
>"What kind of bread?"
>"American"
>mfw

Face palmed as I said it.
#41 - vingorat
Reply +10
(03/28/2013) [-]
>be at subway
>ask for black forest ham
>big ***** yells "who you callin black forest mufukka?"
>mfw wrong subway
#27 - cleavage
Reply +9
(03/27/2013) [-]
>go subway with group of friends
>sit down
>stare at hanging down lighty thingies
>laugh somewhat
>wonder where everyone is going
>mfw i realised i stared at pretty lights for half an hour instead of getting a sandwich
#7 - sniffythebird
Reply +8
(03/27/2013) [-]
I've done the same...
I've done the same...
#52 to #7 - psychotec
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Do you know what that gif is from?
#72 to #52 - nyj
Reply +1
(03/28/2013) [-]
The movie 'Wanted'.