How to tell if you're not a DJ. How NotToTell. HOW TO TELL IF com 1. You have a mie in your hand more often than the mixer 2. You spent more time picking out yo
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How to tell if you're not a DJ

HOW TO TELL IF
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1. You have a mie in your hand more often than the mixer
2. You spent more time picking out your outfit than learning to DJ
3. Somebody else DJ: for you
4. You are Paris Hilton
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Submitted: 03/27/2013
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User avatar #1 - LookinHereWhy (03/27/2013) [-]
That outfit looks shopped. I don't know why, it just does.
#23 to #1 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
It's not shopped. Trust me, i masturbated to the video.
#13 to #1 - jtblip (03/27/2013) [-]
No bro, I think you're right.
User avatar #3 to #1 - kuchikirukia (03/27/2013) [-]
Paris spends so much of her time shopping, I'm surprised you can tell.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lowlifescarecrow (03/27/2013) [-]
She probably bought it in a shop.
#4 - ghostmonkey (03/27/2013) [-]
5. your Dj is Ted Mosby
User avatar #30 to #4 - beeradthelaw (03/27/2013) [-]
Teddy West-Side
#14 to #4 - rdunc (03/27/2013) [-]
he looks like a cross between ted and leonard from the big bang theory IMO
User avatar #12 to #4 - moevleboevle (03/27/2013) [-]
Kids before I met your mother I helped Paris Hilton Dj'ing. Yes I know she is the president of The United States now and yes she still have someone to do the 'DJ'ing'
#5 - mondprinzessin (03/27/2013) [-]
this.............this isnt real right??





like seriously?
#9 to #5 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
actually it is, or at least it was.
User avatar #20 - Itdoesntmatter (03/27/2013) [-]
Source: https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=1n_E4sDewtM

Her entire set was basically her poorly syncing up tracks with "Levels" by Avicci, having her mic give off terrible feedback several times, and using a really obnoxious phaser effect on everything.

One of the poorest attempts at DJi'ng that I've seen.

User avatar #31 to #20 - donutcaptin (03/27/2013) [-]
actually worse than "Friday"
User avatar #29 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
I think number 3 gives it away the most.
#26 - stroobstonemedia (03/27/2013) [-]
It's all about Hardwell. Any other Hardwell fans on FJ?
User avatar #6 - thepyras (03/27/2013) [-]
Or perhaps if you're DJ 4DM1N.
#36 - spacetequila (03/28/2013) [-]
And that's how I met your mother.
User avatar #41 - MRfunnyFACE (03/28/2013) [-]
5. your headset ******* sparkles
#35 - djequalizee (03/28/2013) [-]
EQUIPMENT THREAD. Anyone? No?
#40 to #35 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
i would reply but i havent gotten around making an account : (
User avatar #42 to #35 - misticalz ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
TOO BAD I'M POOR AS **** .
I should be getting Traktor this summer though.
User avatar #43 to #42 - djequalizee (03/28/2013) [-]
i should be getting a midi keyboard, a launchpad, and ableton this summer
User avatar #44 to #43 - misticalz ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
So you wanna get into producing too?
Or do you just wanna use it for live performances?

I'm a producer.

Pro-tip: Don't get M-audio MIDI keyboards, they suck **** .
User avatar #45 to #44 - djequalizee (03/28/2013) [-]
I want to get into producing. I mean mixing is all fine and dandy, but i feel like i'm not making anything genuinely authentic. I would love to make original music and then mix it.
User avatar #46 to #45 - misticalz ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Good luck :P
#34 - jamesclisby (03/27/2013) [-]
People give her **** , but she's being legit about being a dj. She traveled around the world to study under world-famous djs and even handles her own booking. Just because it's cool to dis celebrities like her doesn't mean that you can disregard facts.
User avatar #39 to #34 - lolifan (03/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter she still sucks **** . You can study under the smartest man in the world but unless you USE what he taught you, you are as dumb as when you started
#47 to #34 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
that makes it even worse shes traveling all around the world to learn to DJ and she still sucks massive cock.
#15 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
Who cares, all DJ's suck anyway.
#38 to #15 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
At University I know a house of about 8 people who all became DJs since they moved in. Think it's the hip thing to do at the moment if you're too lazy to learn an actual instrument.
#18 to #15 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
They're good for people who don't know how to play any instruments.
User avatar #25 to #15 - happytoaster (03/27/2013) [-]
then make a vid of you Dj'ing. have fun faggot
#24 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
Looks slightly like Leonard from Big bang theory
User avatar #48 - NadoSecretAsianMan (03/28/2013) [-]
At least she's wearing V-Modas. Some quality headphoneage right there.
#37 - watermelonmcnigger (03/28/2013) [-]
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#32 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw #3
#28 - cleavage (03/27/2013) [-]
last week in college we studied DJ fails and **** .

needless to say paris and guetta were back to back in the top 5.

(btw guetta rarely has anything wired up or turned on)
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User avatar #16 - Kingsteveooo (03/27/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like Brooke Hogan
User avatar #21 to #16 - misfitsftw (03/27/2013) [-]
but less attractive
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