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list of 45 man tips

Your father probably told you a few things, butturt in case he wasn' t around enough,
here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out en:
Buy high quality teem, SO you only have to buy them anee.
Keep a change of clothes at the office.
Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
Every hat sheild serve a purpose.
Never take her to the movies en the first date.
Learn to wet shave.
Nothing leeks mere badass than a suit.
Shave with the grain en the first hoveround.
Always leek a person in the eye when you talk to them.
Buy a plunger before we need a plunger.
Exercise makes we happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
Brush your teeth before we put en your tie.
A small ammend of your paycheck sheild go directly to your savings account every
month.
14. Call Mom and Dad every week.
15. Never wear a elven tie.
16. Give a firm handshake.
IT Compliment her shoes.
18. Never leave a pint unfinished.
19. If we aren' t confident, fake it. It will come around.
20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
21. Be einstiens of your body language.
22. The only reasen to ever point a gun at sameone is if we intend to shoot them.
Period.
23. Always stand to shake ' s hand.
24. Never lend anything we ean' t afford to lese.
25. Ask mere than we answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
as Never have sex with anyone that deosn' t want it as much as we.
27. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
30. When we walk, leek straight ahead, not at your feet.
31. Nice geys den' t finish last, boring geys do.
32. Find your passion and figure out hew to get paid for it.
33. Donut let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
34. No matter er status, everyone deserves your respect
444: 5
35. The most important thing we can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen;
it' s to them.
36. The first ene to get angry lases.
37. A man does what needs to be done without complaining.
38. Never stop learning.
39. Always go out into public dressed like we' re about to meet the laye of your life.
40. Donut change to make sameone happy.
41. If we' re the smartest person in the reem, we' re in the wrong room.
all the prepared.
43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.
44. Do whatever we want to do, but be the best at it.
45. No ene is en their deathbed wishing they spent mere time at werk
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#8 - appleisland (03/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
41:   
So teaches are always in the wrong room?
41:
So teaches are always in the wrong room?
User avatar #9 to #8 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
>teachers
>smartest
User avatar #14 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Don't change yourself just to make someone happy."

Which basically nullifies the rest of the list
User avatar #41 - funnyjunktitan (03/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Everyone deserves my respect? No. They earn respect. If I start handing it out like it's nothing, it becomes nothing.
#15 - dof (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read it as "never hit on anyone unless they're an immediate threat."
#53 - penguinsarecool (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get it. What's wrong with taking out a girl to the movies for a first date?
User avatar #58 to #53 - devestion (03/27/2013) [-]
You sit there for 1 and a half not saying anything
#16 - shrinkzz (03/27/2013) [-]
I approve of this list
User avatar #42 - ericforeman (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm good with all of those except that one about everyone deserving you respect. Respect is earned, it is not deserved for nothing.
#48 to #42 - Jowi ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I think his point is that you shouldn't disrespect someone because they're a waiter or something. People are people. Being nasty to someone below you just for that reason makes you a jerk
#11 - mrnomnomnom (03/27/2013) [-]
I got a feel from this whole thing...great tips though.
I got a feel from this whole thing...great tips though.
#84 - anon (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"If you aren't confident fake it." I figure that out many years ago and it was one of the most important and best things that changed my life for better.
User avatar #136 to #133 - cadenzabrony (03/27/2013) [-]
fake being confident enough to fake being confident
#63 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Every one has my respect, if you lose it, you don't get it back. Period!
#46 - baconator (03/27/2013) [-]
**baconator rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at saw [PMV] ** MFW seeing this.
#162 - iheartidiots (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I started reading this thinking "wow, I never knew my dad so this might be cool..."

after finishing I'd like to add;

Tip 46; a real man doesn't NEED a father, he learns many of these things taking care of himself. It'll take time, and you will make mistakes, but you will learn.. And now that you had to learn all this on your own, make sure you never put another little boy through this
User avatar #86 - pavwo (03/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
no.5

why not?! where else am i supposed to take her? i am not good at this stuff. I need help!
#118 to #86 - ggdhindo (03/27/2013) [-]
because on a first date you guys suppose to have that "conversation" to get to know each other, and you gotta respect her for accepting you to go on a date with her. That mean that shes interested in you and want to get to know you, go take her to a coffee shop, or walk in a park etc. somewhere chill where both of you guys be able to talk to each other comfortably. But if you take her on a movie on a first date, you guys wont be able to talk and all that and. She will lost interest in you just like that. Dont be a boring guy.  if you really want to take her to a movie that bad just wait till the third date, or when shes got a little touchy with you so you can wrap your arm around her without her getting freak out and stuff. but 						****					 im single anyway what do i know about relationship...
because on a first date you guys suppose to have that "conversation" to get to know each other, and you gotta respect her for accepting you to go on a date with her. That mean that shes interested in you and want to get to know you, go take her to a coffee shop, or walk in a park etc. somewhere chill where both of you guys be able to talk to each other comfortably. But if you take her on a movie on a first date, you guys wont be able to talk and all that and. She will lost interest in you just like that. Dont be a boring guy. if you really want to take her to a movie that bad just wait till the third date, or when shes got a little touchy with you so you can wrap your arm around her without her getting freak out and stuff. but **** im single anyway what do i know about relationship...
User avatar #77 - mcmilldog (03/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why never take a girl to the movies on your first date?
#87 to #83 - dapumkin (03/27/2013) [-]
i did. cherrio pissing is a bit of a hobby.
#56 - humunukunukuapuaa (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.

Why?
#65 to #56 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Because on the first date you should show an interest in her, not "just" sit in a movie theater
User avatar #150 - Bunnar (03/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why not #5?
#154 to #150 - greenwithenvy (03/27/2013) [-]
It doesn't mean never take to the movies on first date, it means exclusively. If you were to do dinner first then movies, technically the dinner would be the first date with the movie a follow up.

The reason behind this is that most people find movies not romantic for a first date, you both sit in close proximity for 2 hours staring at a screen not talking, during a first date you should never be to forward about kissing/touching (a gentlemen waits till the end of the first date to kiss) so a dinner for a first date is better to learn about the other person.
#120 - plates (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Never wear clip on ties" I work for St John ambulance and while they look stupid i don't want to really be pulled down by someone panicking and wanting to grab hold on something. (We're getting rid of them soon though)
"Never wear clip on ties" I work for St John ambulance and while they look stupid i don't want to really be pulled down by someone panicking and wanting to grab hold on something. (We're getting rid of them soon though)
#164 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [-]
Excellent advice for any man's son, with many applicable to any man's daughter as well.
Excellent advice for any man's son, with many applicable to any man's daughter as well.
User avatar #149 - socketization (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks OP. My dad is a prick, and some of these are actual useful tips.
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