list of 45 man tips. . Your father probably told you a few things, butturt in case he wasn' t around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed
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list of 45 man tips

Your father probably told you a few things, butturt in case he wasn' t around enough,
here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out en:
Buy high quality teem, SO you only have to buy them anee.
Keep a change of clothes at the office.
Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
Every hat sheild serve a purpose.
Never take her to the movies en the first date.
Learn to wet shave.
Nothing leeks mere badass than a suit.
Shave with the grain en the first hoveround.
Always leek a person in the eye when you talk to them.
Buy a plunger before we need a plunger.
Exercise makes we happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
Brush your teeth before we put en your tie.
A small ammend of your paycheck sheild go directly to your savings account every
month.
14. Call Mom and Dad every week.
15. Never wear a elven tie.
16. Give a firm handshake.
IT Compliment her shoes.
18. Never leave a pint unfinished.
19. If we aren' t confident, fake it. It will come around.
20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
21. Be einstiens of your body language.
22. The only reasen to ever point a gun at sameone is if we intend to shoot them.
Period.
23. Always stand to shake ' s hand.
24. Never lend anything we ean' t afford to lese.
25. Ask mere than we answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
as Never have sex with anyone that deosn' t want it as much as we.
27. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
30. When we walk, leek straight ahead, not at your feet.
31. Nice geys den' t finish last, boring geys do.
32. Find your passion and figure out hew to get paid for it.
33. Donut let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
34. No matter er status, everyone deserves your respect
444: 5
35. The most important thing we can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen;
it' s to them.
36. The first ene to get angry lases.
37. A man does what needs to be done without complaining.
38. Never stop learning.
39. Always go out into public dressed like we' re about to meet the laye of your life.
40. Donut change to make sameone happy.
41. If we' re the smartest person in the reem, we' re in the wrong room.
all the prepared.
43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.
44. Do whatever we want to do, but be the best at it.
45. No ene is en their deathbed wishing they spent mere time at werk
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User avatar #14 - Shiny (03/27/2013) [-]
"Don't change yourself just to make someone happy."

Which basically nullifies the rest of the list
#246 to #14 - coontang (03/29/2013) [-]
I disagree; what is wrong with changing yourself to make yourself happy? I think that is the consensus of this list; not to make other people happy but to aspire to become a better person. I guess what #40 means is don't try to be someone that you are not just because someone wants you to be that person.
User avatar #60 to #14 - killerliquid (03/27/2013) [-]
It's not changing yourself, it's evolving yourself that makes this list work.
#204 to #60 - methead (03/28/2013) [-]
change=evolve

same concept, same **** .
User avatar #217 to #204 - killerliquid (03/28/2013) [-]
Evolving is to be something better than once was. In that sense, change is different than evolving since change can either be good or bad or even neutral.
#231 to #217 - methead (03/28/2013) [-]
evolution is not nessesary becoming better, its just a long period change.

you could evolve to have no sight. i dont see that as "better". If by evolving, you are thinking about technology, that would be simply upgrading.

And plus humans cant "evolve" their personality or themselves, in this context, its only called change. An example of evolution would be like, 10,000 years of humans adapting to the cold, thus having more hair on our body.

Changing your personality or who you are is not evolution. Its just change.
User avatar #18 to #14 - monkeywithgun (03/27/2013) [-]
Making yourself more suitable for others will make you happy in the long run from the benefits of doing so.
#15 - dof (03/27/2013) [-]
I read it as "never hit on anyone unless they're an immediate threat."
User avatar #17 to #15 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
AY CRACCA GIMME YO MONEY
-Ayyyy gurrrrll, you lookin fiiiiine
#63 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
Every one has my respect, if you lose it, you don't get it back. Period!
#16 - shrinkzz (03/27/2013) [-]
I approve of this list
#162 - iheartidiots (03/27/2013) [-]
I started reading this thinking "wow, I never knew my dad so this might be cool..."

after finishing I'd like to add;

Tip 46; a real man doesn't NEED a father, he learns many of these things taking care of himself. It'll take time, and you will make mistakes, but you will learn.. And now that you had to learn all this on your own, make sure you never put another little boy through this
#165 to #162 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [-]
Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.   
   
With excellent advice for potential fathers.
Damn, that's a cold ass honkey.

With excellent advice for potential fathers.
User avatar #41 - funnyjunktitan (03/27/2013) [-]
Everyone deserves my respect? No. They earn respect. If I start handing it out like it's nothing, it becomes nothing.
User avatar #179 to #41 - rhetoricalfunny (03/27/2013) [-]
Yes, because your respect is obviously such a sought after commodity, I can see why everyone would want some of your oh so valuable respect.
User avatar #226 to #41 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
I think the point is to not disrespect someone based on first impressions. When you first meet someone, show respect as a fellow human being, and if they turn out to be a dick, then they have lost your respect.
User avatar #126 to #41 - anonymouzx (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, yes but they should all start off with it. If you don't give them your respect first, your're just a dick.
User avatar #130 to #41 - crampypmarc (03/27/2013) [-]
So when you're walking down the street, you don't respect any person passing by you? It's either that or you've been influence too much by movies.

He's talking to the kind of respect you give by shaking someone's hand when introducing and not assuming he's less worthy than you.
User avatar #55 to #41 - superduperscooper (03/27/2013) [-]
Respect is first given and then lost, trust is earned. At least in my book. If you go around disrespecting all the people you meet those around you will lose respect for you.
User avatar #138 to #55 - soerd (03/27/2013) [-]
respecting someone and disrespecting them are two different things, just because i don't respect every single person i meet instantly doesn't mean i disrespect everyone all the time there is a neutral zone for people I don't know in which i respect or disrespect them based on their actions if they act respectably then they have earned my respect but if the act like an asshole then i'm not going to respect them.
User avatar #143 to #138 - superduperscooper (03/27/2013) [-]
Well that "neutral zone" as you called it would be a very fine line as I'm trying to imagine it, but I suppose you are right. Here's a scenario for you. Person (old or young, man or women, no sexual desire involved) is walking up to store entrance. You open said door and allow them to enter. Perfect stranger who you just respected, they didn't earn it but they received it because you are a "respectable person" . Now they turn around and do something rude, they then lost your respect. This is my thinking. And when you said "act like an asshole' they, for me at least, lost my respect there.
My question for you is, what would you call that zone between respect and disrespect, if its not one or the other?
User avatar #240 to #143 - soerd (03/28/2013) [-]
anon answered for me, acting respectfully doesn't mean i respect the specific person but that i act a certain way towards all people who i don't disrespect, i could see how some peoples concept of respect would include such an interaction but for me respect is something much stronger and much more valuable.
#237 to #143 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
common courtesy and respect are different things.
#47 to #41 - Jowi (03/27/2013) [-]
I think his point is that you shouldn't disrespect someone because they're a waiter or something. People are people. Being nasty to someone below you just for that reason makes you a jerk
User avatar #49 to #47 - funnyjunktitan (03/27/2013) [-]
Respecting someone and not being an asshole to someone are 2 very different things.
#51 to #49 - Jowi (03/27/2013) [-]
It's respect as in respecting somebody. Disrespecting someone based on prejudice of age, nationality, social class etc. makes you a jerk.
#8 - appleisland (03/27/2013) [-]
41:   
So teaches are always in the wrong room?
41:
So teaches are always in the wrong room?
User avatar #100 to #8 - AudaciousBS (03/27/2013) [-]
Just because they know the most doesn't make them the smartest.
#175 to #8 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
>One person in every room is in the wrong room
>I'm in the wrong room...I'm the only one in the room
User avatar #97 to #8 - tenmillionbears (03/27/2013) [-]
What is 41 even implying? Is it saying that you should be in a room with people just as smart as you? Technically, 1 person in every room is in the wrong room because there will always be a smartest person.
#134 to #97 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
It means to always challenge yourself. Never be satisfied with being the best of the worst. It is always better to be the worst of the best.
User avatar #221 to #134 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
very well put anon
#167 to #97 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
Don't be arrogant.
#203 to #8 - lionti ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
my old english teacher was so stupid she thought the sun was closer to the earth than the moon, because the sun is bigger than the moon...no **** , that stupid bitch really thought that
User avatar #9 to #8 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
>teachers
>smartest
User avatar #13 to #9 - thereisaguy (03/27/2013) [-]
Well they should be in kindergarten.
#120 - plates (03/27/2013) [-]
"Never wear clip on ties" I work for St John ambulance and while they look stupid i don't want to really be pulled down by someone panicking and wanting to grab hold on something. (We're getting rid of them soon though)
"Never wear clip on ties" I work for St John ambulance and while they look stupid i don't want to really be pulled down by someone panicking and wanting to grab hold on something. (We're getting rid of them soon though)
User avatar #131 to #120 - wacemindu (03/27/2013) [-]
Infection Prevention and Control says you should already have gotten rid of them.

Which country are you in? Green shirts don't have ties and white shirts have been told ages ago only wear them at formal occasions.
User avatar #233 to #131 - plates (03/28/2013) [-]
UK, thats probably part of the reason they are getting rid of them.
User avatar #144 to #120 - gloogy (03/27/2013) [-]
That may be the greatest gif I've seen in my life.
#11 - mrnomnomnom (03/27/2013) [-]
I got a feel from this whole thing...great tips though.
I got a feel from this whole thing...great tips though.
#164 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [-]
Excellent advice for any man's son, with many applicable to any man's daughter as well.
Excellent advice for any man's son, with many applicable to any man's daughter as well.
User avatar #149 - socketization (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks OP. My dad is a prick, and some of these are actual useful tips.
#84 - Rascal (03/27/2013) [-]
"If you aren't confident fake it." I figure that out many years ago and it was one of the most important and best things that changed my life for better.
User avatar #133 to #84 - wacemindu (03/27/2013) [-]
what if you're not confident enough to fake it?
User avatar #136 to #133 - cadenzabrony (03/27/2013) [-]
fake being confident enough to fake being confident
#46 - baconator (03/27/2013) [-]
**baconator rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at saw [PMV] ** MFW seeing this.
User avatar #42 - ericforeman ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm good with all of those except that one about everyone deserving you respect. Respect is earned, it is not deserved for nothing.
User avatar #67 to #42 - lolollo (03/27/2013) [-]
It's probably meant to be read "don't automatically be a disrespectful dick" more than "always give everyone your respect ever"
#75 to #42 - slone (03/27/2013) [-]
people can lose your respect but when you meet someone you shouldnt disrespect them until they prove to you that their worth it

for example: im assuming from the way this is worded that youre pulling inspiration for this comment from that picture with the facebook picture about pop stars and how you need to respect them and the quote on the bottom about how they did nothing to earn respect, but even though that quote is funny and fits with the picture, its not something youd want to live by. the reason being that if you had never heard of one of those pop stars before and you didnt know any of their work you wouldnt and shouldnt have any contempt for them, youd respect them as much as everyone else, but since you know how ****** they are as people and how terrible their "art" is you have no respect for them
#48 to #42 - Jowi (03/27/2013) [-]
I think his point is that you shouldn't disrespect someone because they're a waiter or something. People are people. Being nasty to someone below you just for that reason makes you a jerk
#205 to #48 - methead (03/28/2013) [-]
exactly, but if they are disrespectful to people or are cocky, they dont deserve your respect.
#198 - infadel (03/28/2013) [-]
'No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect'
User avatar #225 to #198 - thecjism (03/28/2013) [-]
The point of that rule is that you give everyone your respect until you know them for real. I know that Hitler is one of the biggest assholes in history, therefore, I have no respect for him.
#230 to #225 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
You don't know him personally you see from the historical standpoint of a future generation of his wrongs but if you were a German Civilian or solider during his time you wouldn't be saying the same thing he was a HERO to the Germans
User avatar #232 to #230 - thecjism (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes, he was a hero, but it was his later actions that made him such an asshole. If he had inspired the people to pick themselves up and get their economy going without taking over other countries or attacking certain subsidiaries of peoples, we'd be talking about Hitler the magnificent leader who saved Germany and made a shambles of a nation prosperous again.
#169 - stallwallwriter (03/27/2013) [-]
I will be using this for future troll slaying.
#182 to #169 - leobreacker (03/27/2013) [-]
Then here is a psychological trick I read ages ago in my class.

Not the exact definition, so bear with me:
A psychological research has proven that smiling while arguing with someone or just laughing will irritate the person to an extreme level where he/she might loose control of their words.

Also, bookmarked on my browser: You need to login to view this link

Epic website, worth the read. controlling my insanity for 6 years now.
Have a wonderful life everyone.

-Leo Breacker

(Pic unrelated, I have only 12 pictures in my folder)


#229 - endlesslulz (03/28/2013) [-]
>MFW "Never take her to the movies on the first date"
>MFW "Compliment her shoes"
>MFW "Go for women out of your league"
>MFW "Always go out into public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life"
>MFW "Women find confidence sexy as hell"
>MFW my life
I had better go buy a dakimura... because it'll be my only companion
#208 - racrox (03/28/2013) [-]
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
My dad's been trying to tell me #11 for years... I'm currently on FJ so you can see how well that's been working out
User avatar #137 - yacca (03/27/2013) [-]
29 is just calling for troubles.
User avatar #160 to #137 - feeldawrath (03/27/2013) [-]
29 is practically a dumbass using YOLO as an excuse.
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