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ml, here' s my situation
ween seeing the same prostitute for a few months
my virginity's her. only person Ne **********
s semi attractive and not too expensive
do it in a hotel but I can' t afford it and just invite her backto my place
**** forthe amount ertime I paid for
Must as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of
life and death"
thats film. asks if she can watch it
watch a film together. we don' t do anything
phones upthe next day and asks ifl want to hang out
we meet up I ask ifl can have sex with her
tells me no. because she thinks we have gotten too close
reeks ifhe can be friends
Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to **** her again?
also tits
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Anonymous (ID: ) Mi/ l IPI 2( Mon 121 :06: 25 til H tlel,
haha hahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes
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the be st story
Anonymous (ID: ) Mi/ l ) 21 11323 til H tlel,
I get friendzoned by a prostitute?
Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. Youve unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.
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User avatar #3 - slapchoppin (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it looks to me that she just doesn't want him to see her as an object for sex anymore

because now his opinion matters

or some other deep and meaningful ******** like that
#13 - giljo (03/27/2013) [+] (43 replies)
Did he just went from beta to gamma?
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User avatar #47 - asmodeu ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I think he didn't really get friend zoned.

I think she started having feelings for him and thought about actually having a relationship with him. That is until she realized she was just the girl he had sex with.
User avatar #100 - angelooo (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Bitch please here's my beta story
>Me 9th grade
>Date a girl I've known since middle school
>About an 8/10. I don't rate myself so I don't know what to consider myself on a scale of 1-10
>Goes great for 7 months
>I ask about sex
>Says she'll only have sex when married
>Accidentally call her a bitch when she play slapped me too hard
>She gets all feminist on me
>Dumps me
>A couple days later I remember she's in love with some Youtube famous guy
>Find out he lives in my area when reading his youtube info
>Coincidentally run into him at Starbucks a week late(not ************ )
>Try talking to him, he's an alright guy but he doesn't like to be approached much
>Beg him like the faggot I am to meet my ex to try to make it up to her
>Finally agrees, next Tuesday
>Tell her (my ex) I have a surprise for her
#101 to #100 - angelooo (03/27/2013) [-]
>Introduce her to him
>She freaks out and they hit it off
>He apparently found her attractive too
>She comes to me the next day thanking me all excitedly and forgives me
>A month passes and I see a change in her
>She's pregnant, I thought she'd only do the sex when married
>Ask her about it and she says these exact words, "well, we all make mistakes but this is one I don't regret me and _____ ****** "
>She drops out of school to be with him while pregnant
>She tells me that he got a decent paying job plus youtube money from videos
>MFW I went through all this trouble to make my EX happy
#69 - CatfishCrothers (03/27/2013) [-]
**** you and your description.
#76 - goldhiddan (03/27/2013) [-]
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#82 - jedisquirrel (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
looks like you'll just have to shoplift
#54 - diegotan (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Almost thought there will be an ending straight from a Hollywood movie.
Almost thought there will be an ending straight from a Hollywood movie.
User avatar #2 - weinerdick (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not paying you to read things from a site I can go to for free, faggot
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#67 - fuckitdude (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #22 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
We're looking at a reposted picture... of a repost, on 4chan on funnyjunk
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#110 - Thenewguygunther (03/27/2013) [-]
yo this isn't even beta, this guy's ******* gamma
#95 - puremadmentalged (03/27/2013) [-]
<-- This must be the OP, and the reason behind the friendzoning
#86 - creepyunclebob (03/27/2013) [-]
Why would a prostitute want to have sex with someone she actually likes? If you spend all night letting strangers pay you for the ability to use your body as a toy, you would probably associate sex with feeling like you have no value as an individual. Once you entered a personal relationship with someone you would want to be secure in the fact that they see you as more than an object.
#88 - tedsayshi (03/27/2013) [-]
HAHA!! the most beta thing i have ever seen!!
#27 - famouspork (03/27/2013) [-]
HOly **** man, that was hilarious
User avatar #93 - garymotherfinoak (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, at least he got to **** her before getting friendzoned. and besides, I rather have a nice friend that im close with than a meaningless 20 minute BJ.
#72 - thisotherdude (03/27/2013) [-]
Friendzoned? By a whore? We've descended past the level of even an omega! There is no word that can even be used to describe it!
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