How is this even possible?. More 4Chan: Even more 4Chan: . MI File: -( 5 KB, 168x300, randomditto. jpg} ml, here' s my situation ween seeing the same prostitute fourchan omega Not Even close alpha

How is this even possible?

MI File: -( 5 KB, 168x300, randomditto. jpg}
ml, here' s my situation
ween seeing the same prostitute for a few months
my virginity's her. only person Ne **********
s semi attractive and not too expensive
do it in a hotel but I can' t afford it and just invite her backto my place
**** forthe amount ertime I paid for
Must as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of
life and death"
thats film. asks if she can watch it
watch a film together. we don' t do anything
phones upthe next day and asks ifl want to hang out
we meet up I ask ifl can have sex with her
tells me no. because she thinks we have gotten too close
reeks ifhe can be friends
Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to **** her again?
also tits
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Anonymous (ID: ) Mi/ l IPI 2( Mon 121 :06: 25 til H tlel,
haha hahahahahahahahahaha oh god yes
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the be st story
Anonymous (ID: ) Mi/ l ) 21 11323 til H tlel,
I get friendzoned by a prostitute?
Yes, yes you did. Bravo, OP. Youve unlocked the ultimate beta achievement.
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User avatar #3 - slapchoppin (03/27/2013) [-]
it looks to me that she just doesn't want him to see her as an object for sex anymore

because now his opinion matters

or some other deep and meaningful ******** like that
#35 to #3 - neokun (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol 69 thumbs...
Lol 69 thumbs...
#15 to #3 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
"...a whole different non-sexual entity. Like a brother, or a lamp."
User avatar #47 - asmodeu (03/27/2013) [-]
I think he didn't really get friend zoned.

I think she started having feelings for him and thought about actually having a relationship with him. That is until she realized she was just the girl he had sex with.
#13 - giljo (03/27/2013) [-]
Did he just went from beta to gamma?
User avatar #96 to #13 - octaviano (03/27/2013) [-]
Dude, that was omega.
The first omega.
User avatar #98 to #13 - scilla (03/27/2013) [-]
at least he didnt go epsilon
#40 to #13 - osboom (03/27/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you,   
The Omega!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you,
The Omega!
#85 to #40 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
omega is more alpha then alpha

some say that beta's fap to alphas that fap to omega's
#14 to #13 - payseht ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
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still better than omega
#58 to #14 - internetzsoviet (03/27/2013) [-]
-600, Knight.

I dont understand why having a nihilist attitude and/or enjoying metal is considered a beta thing. Unless you take it too seriously like most of the core genres, its glorious. Faggots who listen to anything that MTV shoves down their cock loving throats are more beta than a metalhead.
User avatar #99 to #58 - hdherpderp ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
-500 True alpha

Are you kidding? i'm the most beta kid out there.
User avatar #56 to #14 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]

This is really not accurate.
#78 to #14 - doctorrock (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 to #14 - bothemastaofall (03/27/2013) [-]
Reading this chart: +500
#66 to #14 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Playing games, having a facebook, and no girlfriend are all "beta" things?

This isn't entirely accurate
User avatar #37 to #14 - thepalmtoptiger (03/27/2013) [-]
Being older than 18 and living with your parents is considered beta? Honestly, I only know of one person who is the same age as me and lives on her own. **** that **** , living on your own is expensive, especially when you're a full time student.
User avatar #59 to #37 - burningsmurfs (03/27/2013) [-]
In many cultures it is considered odd for the children to move out since someone has to be there to take care of the parents when they age and then they just take over the house. I did move out but I was never that worried about it. I would live with my parents still if I had to and think not much of it. I know it's not so great for some people though my friend hated his step-dad and so moved out as soon as he could so I guess it's different for everyone but still overrated I think.
#29 to #14 - lazragoon (03/27/2013) [-]
Micro-Alpha, awww yeah
User avatar #20 to #14 - mavis (03/27/2013) [-]
well, I'm alphabeta
#50 to #14 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Why is Gabe Alphabeta? He is the most Alpha creature to ever exist in all of the universe, I mean come on look at that face and those glasses
#51 to #50 - cheesemongerbane (03/27/2013) [-]
God damn I forgot to log in
God damn I forgot to log in
#90 to #14 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #92 to #90 - dapianoman (03/27/2013) [-]
Keep in mind, everything you ever found and will find on the internet, is always 100% factual and accurate and shall not be disputed.
User avatar #87 to #14 - kaitheguy (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm sitting on -400
#84 to #14 - gaexi (03/27/2013) [-]
Alpha af
Alpha af
#65 to #14 - mrloopyman (03/27/2013) [-]
-100 So not too bad
User avatar #63 to #14 - chaosascendingx (03/27/2013) [-]

#61 to #14 - jiltist ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
-25 Huh.
#52 to #14 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Well. Looks like i'm the captain around here.
#46 to #14 - lordmacflurri (03/27/2013) [-]
-250, sailing around and making fires by chopping wood with an axe. pretty alfa in my standards. I'm awesome.
#42 to #14 - eddymolly (03/27/2013) [-]
-575, interesting, I've done nothing but play Assassins creed for the past few days...
User avatar #38 to #14 - kentravyon (03/27/2013) [-]
-275... **** haven't played football since middle school
User avatar #34 to #14 - eccleston (03/27/2013) [-]
Depending on what "loving yourself" means, I'm either a casual or a microbeta.
User avatar #33 to #14 - buttholee (03/27/2013) [-]
I got 200
#31 to #14 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
casual.... and i'm the weird guy at school.
#30 to #14 - zombiemario (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 to #14 - snipys ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
#25 to #14 - jonnyfunk (03/27/2013) [-]
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**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at It's Elfen Lied so it's okay . ** i don't want to brag, but let's just say i've used an axe
#24 to #14 - legendaryhero (03/27/2013) [-]
True beta...
User avatar #26 to #21 - guiguito (03/27/2013) [-]
no wait, there can be only one.
#18 to #14 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Im microbeta.
User avatar #17 to #14 - payseht ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
-650, since this could become a separate thread...
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User avatar #91 to #36 - furyofthestorm (03/27/2013) [-]
I really don't enjoy going on 4chan and sifting through the gay porn and dead people.
If FJ people want to post funny 4chan things at my (and technically your) convenience, let them.
User avatar #89 to #36 - killerliquid (03/27/2013) [-]
Hard as **** to find sometimes.
User avatar #100 - angelooo (03/27/2013) [-]
Bitch please here's my beta story
>Me 9th grade
>Date a girl I've known since middle school
>About an 8/10. I don't rate myself so I don't know what to consider myself on a scale of 1-10
>Goes great for 7 months
>I ask about sex
>Says she'll only have sex when married
>Accidentally call her a bitch when she play slapped me too hard
>She gets all feminist on me
>Dumps me
>A couple days later I remember she's in love with some Youtube famous guy
>Find out he lives in my area when reading his youtube info
>Coincidentally run into him at Starbucks a week late(not ************ )
>Try talking to him, he's an alright guy but he doesn't like to be approached much
>Beg him like the faggot I am to meet my ex to try to make it up to her
>Finally agrees, next Tuesday
>Tell her (my ex) I have a surprise for her
#101 to #100 - angelooo (03/27/2013) [-]
>Introduce her to him
>She freaks out and they hit it off
>He apparently found her attractive too
>She comes to me the next day thanking me all excitedly and forgives me
>A month passes and I see a change in her
>She's pregnant, I thought she'd only do the sex when married
>Ask her about it and she says these exact words, "well, we all make mistakes but this is one I don't regret me and _____ ****** "
>She drops out of school to be with him while pregnant
>She tells me that he got a decent paying job plus youtube money from videos
>MFW I went through all this trouble to make my EX happy
#106 to #101 - matzic (03/27/2013) [-]
She dropped out of school because the guy you introduced her too got her pregnant.
They will probably break up at some point and then her life will be ****** .
She will come crawling back to you.
You have sex with her and break up again.
Watch her life fall apart even worse.
Alpha as **** .
Wtf has the internet done to me
#104 to #101 - rockerforlife (03/27/2013) [-]
You are the ultimate nice guy.

you'll find a chick that's not a dumb whore somday mate
User avatar #105 to #104 - angelooo (03/27/2013) [-]
gracias man, I hope
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#76 - goldhiddan (03/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 - jedisquirrel (03/27/2013) [-]
looks like you'll just have to shoplift
User avatar #94 to #82 - Quarma (03/27/2013) [-]
FYI, Chloroform isn't instant. It takes over a minute to actually take effect (just like general anesthetics when you're at the surgeon's office) and overdoing it can cause death.

Source: Did an essay on anesthetics, this applies to Chloroform and all other Ethers, the best source I could find outside an encyclopedia were Cha-cha and Wikipedia.

Now, Scopolamine on the other hand...
#123 to #94 - jedisquirrel (03/28/2013) [-]
very informative
very informative
#54 - diegotan (03/27/2013) [-]
Almost thought there will be an ending straight from a Hollywood movie.
Almost thought there will be an ending straight from a Hollywood movie.
#62 to #54 - rdunc (03/27/2013) [-]
its essentially the plot of leaving las vegas (nicholas cages only good film).
#69 - CatfishCrothers (03/27/2013) [-]
**** you and your description.
#110 - Thenewguygunther (03/27/2013) [-]
yo this isn't even beta, this guy's ******* gamma
#86 - creepyunclebob (03/27/2013) [-]
Why would a prostitute want to have sex with someone she actually likes? If you spend all night letting strangers pay you for the ability to use your body as a toy, you would probably associate sex with feeling like you have no value as an individual. Once you entered a personal relationship with someone you would want to be secure in the fact that they see you as more than an object.
User avatar #113 to #67 - notannonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
dont you dare talk **** about boogie m8.
#121 to #75 - thumbpadawan (03/27/2013) [-]
**** you, slenderman, and your fashion advice. I don't need you.
#95 - puremadmentalged (03/27/2013) [-]
<-- This must be the OP, and the reason behind the friendzoning
#4 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Thumbed down because of the description.
User avatar #22 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
We're looking at a reposted picture... of a repost, on 4chan on funnyjunk
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User avatar #93 - garymotherfinoak (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, at least he got to **** her before getting friendzoned. and besides, I rather have a nice friend that im close with than a meaningless 20 minute BJ.
#72 - thisotherdude (03/27/2013) [-]
Friendzoned? By a whore? We've descended past the level of even an omega! There is no word that can even be used to describe it!
#27 - famouspork (03/27/2013) [-]
HOly **** man, that was hilarious
#88 - tedsayshi (03/27/2013) [-]
HAHA!! the most beta thing i have ever seen!!
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