Natural postitions. Source: More positions: . evilmilk. ccam They Always Sleep In Their Most Relaxed And Natural Position. >Friend slept over last night >She starts snoring >I look over at her >She's in this exact position >MFW natural habitat for ex
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#5 - douchebuttt
Reply +297
(03/27/2013) [-]
>Friend slept over last night

>She starts snoring

>I look over at her

>She's in this exact position

>MFW
#9 to #5 - mikaelkid
Reply -13
(03/27/2013) [-]
oh god LOL mfw
oh god LOL mfw
#153 to #9 - mikaelkid
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Why must people hate, why?
#124 to #5 - exoticfarmer
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#17 to #5 - kayzl
Reply +14
(03/27/2013) [-]
> gets sued

this is how it's done righr
#19 to #17 - kayzl
Reply +4
(03/27/2013) [-]
right
#16 to #5 - tesarrior
Reply +35
(03/27/2013) [-]
sorry to say this, but man you're in total deep trench of friendzone
#20 to #16 - douchebuttt
Reply +15
(03/27/2013) [-]
Actually I have been since like 5th grade. I've known this girl since then and have been head over heals for her since. I'm her best friend and she constantly debates whether or not she feels the same.
#22 to #20 - cumsinbucket
Reply +41
(03/27/2013) [-]
Send her a dick pic and depending on her reaction text "sorry wrong number" or "that is all for you". this will fail
#26 to #22 - douchebuttt
Reply +13
(03/27/2013) [-]
We've done inappropriate things before... It went well.
#34 to #26 - Sethorein ONLINE
Reply +18
(03/27/2013) [-]
... then go on a ******* date... hurr durr?

Seriously, a relationship when you're young is more or less best friends who ****... if she is your best friend and you already do "inappropriate things" then you're essentially in a relationship except you don't pay for your dates...

On second thought, things are perfect the way they are...
#38 to #34 - douchebuttt
Reply +1
(03/27/2013) [-]
Well as always, things are complicated. there's always more to the story. And It's not like I said we're **** buddies. You can't quite call any of the shots, seeing as how you know neither of us, nor the reasons, and or issues that keep us apart....
#41 to #38 - Sethorein ONLINE
Reply -4
(03/27/2013) [-]
waaa waa boo boo whine. You want her and she's at least done SOMETHING with you. Quit making more drama than you need to, put on your grown up diapers and live a happy fruitful life with the girl of your dreams in your arms.

Or be alone and miserable, doesn't really matter to me...
#43 to #41 - douchebuttt
Reply +10
(03/27/2013) [-]
Um... What? Just because things have happened between her and I, don't mean they still do. Who said I'm able to do any of those things? As I've said before, I've been after this girl since like 5th grade. Which obviously means I still am, or else I wouldn't even be talking about this right now. So I would appreciate it if you'd stop treating me like some love sick 13 year old boy who just had his heart broken at homecoming, thank you very much...
#77 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Dude...i don't mean to be a dick.But have you been slacking off on workout?
#82 to #77 - douchebuttt
Reply +5
(03/27/2013) [-]
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#145 to #130 - douchebuttt
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Or I'm just being someone who actually loves another? Call me what you may. And we do like each other. She's actually told people before. But women are complex, she's debating whether or not she wants to risk losing her best friend and be with me, or just play it safe . But what she doesn't know is that she can have both. Also, why do I need to explain myself to you?
#47 to #43 - Sethorein ONLINE
Reply -15
(03/27/2013) [-]
Don't bring your **** to the net unless you want a bunch of white knight wannabes to be all like OMG TRUE LUV 5EVR and bitter pricks like me to tell you to just man up...
#51 to #47 - douchebuttt
Reply +18
(03/27/2013) [-]
Man up? I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not looking for help, I originally just stated something that actually had to do with the content. then people commented on it, and I simply replied. If you have a problem with that, good for you. I'm not reaching out for attention. "Please oh please Sethorien, save me from this hellish trench of a friend zone..." No.
#83 to #51 - Sethorein ONLINE
Reply -12
(03/27/2013) [-]
"bring up"
#128 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Wow, so in a last ditch effort to save the remains of your respect, you try and correct his grammar? Hang yourself.
#141 to #128 - Sethorein ONLINE
Reply -2
(03/28/2013) [-]
Correct HIS grammar? I was pointing out what I said that he grossly exaggerated because he, being defensive put words into my mouth that I never said.

Hot damn the sight is bitchy today!
#31 to #26 - imthecook
Reply +5
(03/27/2013) [-]
just ask her out?
#101 to #20 - puredeliciousness
Reply +4
(03/27/2013) [-]
I have your solution.   
   
> Grab a coin (Just not a penny, you don't want to look like a poor ****) (Unless it's really shiny I suppose. Bitches love shiny objects)   
> Show her the coin in your hand   
> Look deep into her eyes   
> Muster up the most alpha voice you have   
> Ask her this question   
> "If we flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head tonight?"   
> Keep your alpha face on while secretly PRAYING TO THE GODS that it actually worked   
> See where it leads
I have your solution.

> Grab a coin (Just not a penny, you don't want to look like a poor ****) (Unless it's really shiny I suppose. Bitches love shiny objects)
> Show her the coin in your hand
> Look deep into her eyes
> Muster up the most alpha voice you have
> Ask her this question
> "If we flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head tonight?"
> Keep your alpha face on while secretly PRAYING TO THE GODS that it actually worked
> See where it leads
#152 to #101 - torchrose
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, will try this at once
Thank you sir, will try this at once
#107 to #101 - douchebuttt
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
I honestly don't think I'd have to do all the coin ****... But I'm not quite in for it for the "sexuals", but thanks for the advice.
#110 to #107 - puredeliciousness
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
It's my favorite corny joke pick-up line, it was more meant to just be humorous. But, you never know, there is probably a slight possibility of it working if she was in the right mood.
#146 to #107 - sinonyx
Reply -1
(03/28/2013) [-]
"not quite in for it for the 'sexuals'"

so.. you're in 6th grade right now?
#147 to #146 - douchebuttt
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
... Not quite. I'm just not a sex craved virgin like most of the people on this site. Why is it so difficult for people to believe that I don't just want to get in someones pants, and that I actually have strong feelings for them?
#149 to #147 - sinonyx
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
i was making fun of your sentence

touchy much?
#150 to #149 - douchebuttt
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
sorry, ever since I posted this, people have been commenting, and messaging me giving me ****.
#125 to #107 - comanderspy
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#84 to #20 - rufless
Reply +2
(03/27/2013) [-]
stick your willy on her forehead when she sleeps.

This plan is 1000% ABSOLUTE **** FULLPROOF
#49 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Seriously man? You have been that long into her and she still debates whatever she likes you or not? Wow. Why are you spending your time on a girl which from you're probably not benefiting a lot? You won't find happiness this way. Go out and date other chicks. Don't be stuck to her only.
#55 to #49 - douchebuttt
Reply +5
(03/27/2013) [-]
That's what most people say. Though I can't seem to help it. I just find no attraction in anyone else. Plus it appears that I just can't give up hope. She's the only person I can actually stand to be around. And when push comes to shove, I'm all she has in the end, and she knows that. Even if I hate the "friend zone" I can't give up on her. Especially since all that we've been through both together, and apart.
#10 to #5 - pappathethird
Reply +116
(03/27/2013) [-]
#4 - texansrock
Reply +221
(03/27/2013) [-]
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#1 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#79 to #1 - otherothersparker
Reply -2
(03/27/2013) [-]
with her, worth it
#7 to #1 - redlikewine
Reply +40
(03/27/2013) [-]
#13 - CaptainPugwash ONLINE
Reply +66
(03/27/2013) [-]
Great. Now I have to fap.
Great. Now I have to fap.
#63 to #13 - doyouevenupload
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 to #13 - aerosol
Reply +2
(03/27/2013) [-]
mfw that's what I gave-up for Lent
#15 to #13 - kayzl
Reply +6
(03/27/2013) [-]
my sentiments are most exact
#14 - gibroner
Reply +51
(03/27/2013) [-]
#58 - ninootendoo
Reply +48
(03/27/2013) [-]
I do this for relaxation
#75 to #58 - bongobongo
Reply +10
(03/27/2013) [-]
Is she wearing a bra on her ass
#85 to #75 - skinless
Reply +11
(03/27/2013) [-]
the ass and tits are switched
#96 to #85 - nightgrinder
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
GOOD GOD SHE GOTS HANDS FOR FEET!
#122 to #96 - anon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Aeon Flux.
#172 to #122 - nightgrinder
Reply 0
(04/02/2013) [-]
god i love that movie
#2 - awildniglet
Reply +32
(03/27/2013) [-]
I always sit like that, it's damn comfortable
I always sit like that, it's damn comfortable
#18 - vickyviks
Reply +30
(03/27/2013) [-]
She be Spreading, happiness...
#86 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(03/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#60 - FightClub
Reply +28
(03/27/2013) [-]
i doubt she's "sleeping"

pretty sure she's tanning her vagina and asshole