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They Always Sleep In Their Most Relaxed And Natural Position
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#5 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
>Friend slept over last night

>She starts snoring

>I look over at her

>She's in this exact position

>MFW
#9 to #5 - mikaelkid (03/27/2013) [-]
oh god LOL mfw
oh god LOL mfw
User avatar #153 to #9 - mikaelkid (03/28/2013) [-]
Why must people hate, why?
User avatar #16 to #5 - tesarrior (03/27/2013) [-]
sorry to say this, but man you're in total deep trench of friendzone
#20 to #16 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Actually I have been since like 5th grade. I've known this girl since then and have been head over heals for her since. I'm her best friend and she constantly debates whether or not she feels the same.
User avatar #22 to #20 - cumsinbucket (03/27/2013) [-]
Send her a dick pic and depending on her reaction text "sorry wrong number" or "that is all for you". this will fail
#26 to #22 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
We've done inappropriate things before... It went well.
User avatar #34 to #26 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
... then go on a ******* date... hurr durr?

Seriously, a relationship when you're young is more or less best friends who **** ... if she is your best friend and you already do "inappropriate things" then you're essentially in a relationship except you don't pay for your dates...

On second thought, things are perfect the way they are...
#38 to #34 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Well as always, things are complicated. there's always more to the story. And It's not like I said we're **** buddies. You can't quite call any of the shots, seeing as how you know neither of us, nor the reasons, and or issues that keep us apart....
User avatar #41 to #38 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
waaa waa boo boo whine. You want her and she's at least done SOMETHING with you. Quit making more drama than you need to, put on your grown up diapers and live a happy fruitful life with the girl of your dreams in your arms.

Or be alone and miserable, doesn't really matter to me...
#43 to #41 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Um... What? Just because things have happened between her and I, don't mean they still do. Who said I'm able to do any of those things? As I've said before, I've been after this girl since like 5th grade. Which obviously means I still am, or else I wouldn't even be talking about this right now. So I would appreciate it if you'd stop treating me like some love sick 13 year old boy who just had his heart broken at homecoming, thank you very much...
#77 to #43 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Dude...i don't mean to be a dick.But have you been slacking off on workout?
User avatar #47 to #43 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Don't bring your **** to the net unless you want a bunch of white knight wannabes to be all like OMG TRUE LUV 5EVR and bitter pricks like me to tell you to just man up...
#51 to #47 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
Man up? I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not looking for help, I originally just stated something that actually had to do with the content. then people commented on it, and I simply replied. If you have a problem with that, good for you. I'm not reaching out for attention. "Please oh please Sethorien, save me from this hellish trench of a friend zone..." No.
User avatar #83 to #51 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
"bring up"
#128 to #83 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Wow, so in a last ditch effort to save the remains of your respect, you try and correct his grammar? Hang yourself.
User avatar #141 to #128 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Correct HIS grammar? I was pointing out what I said that he grossly exaggerated because he, being defensive put words into my mouth that I never said.

Hot damn the sight is bitchy today!
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#145 to #130 - douchebuttt (03/28/2013) [-]
Or I'm just being someone who actually loves another? Call me what you may. And we do like each other. She's actually told people before. But women are complex, she's debating whether or not she wants to risk losing her best friend and be with me, or just play it safe . But what she doesn't know is that she can have both. Also, why do I need to explain myself to you?
User avatar #31 to #26 - imthecook (03/27/2013) [-]
just ask her out?
#101 to #20 - puredeliciousness (03/27/2013) [-]
I have your solution.   
   
> Grab a coin (Just not a penny, you don't want to look like a poor 			****		) (Unless it's really shiny I suppose. Bitches love shiny objects)   
> Show her the coin in your hand   
> Look deep into her eyes   
> Muster up the most alpha voice you have   
> Ask her this question   
> "If we flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head tonight?"   
> Keep your alpha face on while secretly PRAYING TO THE GODS that it actually worked   
> See where it leads
I have your solution.

> Grab a coin (Just not a penny, you don't want to look like a poor **** ) (Unless it's really shiny I suppose. Bitches love shiny objects)
> Show her the coin in your hand
> Look deep into her eyes
> Muster up the most alpha voice you have
> Ask her this question
> "If we flip this coin, what are the odds of me getting head tonight?"
> Keep your alpha face on while secretly PRAYING TO THE GODS that it actually worked
> See where it leads
#152 to #101 - torchrose (03/28/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, will try this at once
Thank you sir, will try this at once
#107 to #101 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
I honestly don't think I'd have to do all the coin **** ... But I'm not quite in for it for the "sexuals", but thanks for the advice.
User avatar #146 to #107 - sinonyx (03/28/2013) [-]
"not quite in for it for the 'sexuals'"

so.. you're in 6th grade right now?
#147 to #146 - douchebuttt (03/28/2013) [-]
... Not quite. I'm just not a sex craved virgin like most of the people on this site. Why is it so difficult for people to believe that I don't just want to get in someones pants, and that I actually have strong feelings for them?
User avatar #149 to #147 - sinonyx (03/28/2013) [-]
i was making fun of your sentence

touchy much?
#150 to #149 - douchebuttt (03/28/2013) [-]
sorry, ever since I posted this, people have been commenting, and messaging me giving me **** .
User avatar #110 to #107 - puredeliciousness (03/27/2013) [-]
It's my favorite corny joke pick-up line, it was more meant to just be humorous. But, you never know, there is probably a slight possibility of it working if she was in the right mood.
User avatar #84 to #20 - rufless (03/27/2013) [-]
stick your willy on her forehead when she sleeps.

This plan is 1000% ABSOLUTE **** FULLPROOF
#49 to #20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Seriously man? You have been that long into her and she still debates whatever she likes you or not? Wow. Why are you spending your time on a girl which from you're probably not benefiting a lot? You won't find happiness this way. Go out and date other chicks. Don't be stuck to her only.
#55 to #49 - douchebuttt (03/27/2013) [-]
That's what most people say. Though I can't seem to help it. I just find no attraction in anyone else. Plus it appears that I just can't give up hope. She's the only person I can actually stand to be around. And when push comes to shove, I'm all she has in the end, and she knows that. Even if I hate the "friend zone" I can't give up on her. Especially since all that we've been through both together, and apart.
#17 to #5 - kayzl (03/27/2013) [-]
> gets sued

this is how it's done righr
User avatar #19 to #17 - kayzl (03/27/2013) [-]
right
#4 - texansrock (03/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#13 - CaptainPugwash (03/27/2013) [-]
Great. Now I have to fap.
Great. Now I have to fap.
#67 to #13 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw that's what I gave-up for Lent
#15 to #13 - kayzl (03/27/2013) [-]
my sentiments are most exact
#58 - ninootendoo (03/27/2013) [-]
I do this for relaxation
User avatar #75 to #58 - bongobongo (03/27/2013) [-]
Is she wearing a bra on her ass
User avatar #85 to #75 - skinless (03/27/2013) [-]
the ass and tits are switched
User avatar #96 to #85 - nightgrinder (03/27/2013) [-]
GOOD GOD SHE GOTS HANDS FOR FEET!
#122 to #96 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Aeon Flux.
User avatar #172 to #122 - nightgrinder (04/02/2013) [-]
god i love that movie
#14 - gibroner ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 to #1 - otherothersparker (03/27/2013) [-]
with her, worth it
#60 - FightClub (03/27/2013) [-]
i doubt she's "sleeping"

pretty sure she's tanning her vagina and asshole
#18 - vickyviks (03/27/2013) [-]
She be Spreading, happiness...
#86 to #18 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#8 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
And always wear the most appropriate fitting clothes
#2 - awildniglet (03/27/2013) [-]
I always sit like that, it's damn comfortable
I always sit like that, it's damn comfortable
#70 - dubslao (03/27/2013) [-]
>more pictures

>link that gives you money


>ur a faget
#48 - princecomet (03/27/2013) [-]
To each their own. I do that to pop my joints. But as a relaxing position? ehhhh not so much.

That's like, asking to be raped.
#68 to #48 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
I just don't understand why someone would want to do it in a public park or wherever this was taken.

<s'kinda like this(apart from the black text)
#69 to #68 - princecomet (03/27/2013) [-]
I agree. It's very improper.
#89 to #69 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Just shut the **** up.
#93 to #89 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
I have no problem with scene people.
I have no problem with scene people.
#87 - durkadurka (03/27/2013) [-]
&gt; 			********		 links in attempt to make money off of FJ   
Suck a bag of dicks OP
> ******** links in attempt to make money off of FJ
Suck a bag of dicks OP
#119 - zanekin (03/27/2013) [-]
So i was looking through google images for a reaction pic to this content and stumbled upon this. Not related but worth a share
So i was looking through google images for a reaction pic to this content and stumbled upon this. Not related but worth a share
#126 - shenro (03/27/2013) [-]
i just remembered i forgot to fap today
#80 - lobstr (03/27/2013) [-]
*sigh* And now i forgot what i was doing...
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User avatar #12 - thekinganon (03/27/2013) [-]
Dem legs...
User avatar #42 - Leopard (03/27/2013) [-]
I've been friendzoned by a girl who's been sleeping next to me in the same bed ever other day for weeks now. I've never seen her sleep like this :c
#90 to #42 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
She friend zoned you or is she just not interested in you and you think she owes it to you?
User avatar #97 to #42 - nightgrinder (03/27/2013) [-]
1. have you given her the D?
2. sucks bro.
#100 to #42 - creepyunclebob (03/27/2013) [-]
You seriously need to elaborate on this a bit.
User avatar #131 to #100 - Leopard (03/27/2013) [-]
I have a female friend who I often hang out with late into the night at my dorm room. She asks to sleep over and I say yes. We both share my bed (which is very small). This happens 2-3 times a week depending on how many school-related projects we have to do which makes us end up working on it ti'll late night at my place.
She also sleeps over at many other guys' beds, very rarely goes to her own room for the night. She isn't in a relationship, but has one **** buddy (who's a douche).
I'm not friendzoned in a sense that I'd like her to be my girlfriend, but I wish more physical contact could happen between us as she's pretty ******* sexy.
User avatar #148 to #131 - pixy (03/28/2013) [-]
I'd be careful, she sounds easy. and sex should be more than just physical intimacy
User avatar #151 to #148 - Leopard (03/28/2013) [-]
Here's the funny thing. She's not easy. 80% of her friends are guys, and she's super social so she has hundreds of guy friends. Yet she's only ****** 2 this year. One is her ex boyfriend and one is her **** buddy.
I don't expect sex at all. But I hope to become closer physically.
User avatar #154 to #151 - pixy (03/28/2013) [-]
Ah Ok that makes more sense now. Well, good luck!
User avatar #156 to #154 - Leopard (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol that doesn't particularly help. I can tell you for a fact I won't succeed. We share 4/5 classes and we work together a lot. During the summer, I doubt I'll be seeing her everyday like I do currently. Once every 2 weeks at most, and next year not that much. I'm clearly at the peak of our friendship and I understand that it's all downhill once this school year ends.
User avatar #159 to #156 - pixy (03/29/2013) [-]
oh..wel, can't succeed if you don't try.
User avatar #161 to #159 - Leopard (03/29/2013) [-]
Trying might ruin the friendship and make everything awkward. This might be gay, but she's kinda my best friend.
User avatar #164 to #161 - pixy (03/29/2013) [-]
It's not gay. I'm one of those people that believe guys and girls can be best friends/friends without more.. I suppose it'll become awkward depending on what kind of intimacy you are looking for. Making out and feeling up and stuff, yeah. Peck on a cheek, hug, etc. fine.
User avatar #166 to #164 - Leopard (03/29/2013) [-]
I've had cheeck kisses and hugs and stuff. But like I said in comment #131, I'd like more physical contact. At some point, achieve making out and feeling up status.
User avatar #167 to #166 - pixy (03/30/2013) [-]
oh...to me that seems quite awkward for "just friends"
User avatar #168 to #167 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
Clearly, but everybody has **** buddies.
There are such thing as makeout buddies and cuddle buddies.
User avatar #169 to #168 - pixy (04/01/2013) [-]
I don't think I know....anyone...who has a **** buddy. Or who talks about them anyway. Probably one or two I can't think of right now but..ok. Whatever's clever.
User avatar #170 to #169 - Leopard (04/01/2013) [-]
You don't have sexy or out going friends.
User avatar #171 to #170 - pixy (04/02/2013) [-]
sure, but noone who just ***** as friends. Again, I could but just don't know about it.
User avatar #64 to #42 - pixy (03/27/2013) [-]
are you also a girl?
User avatar #132 to #64 - Leopard (03/27/2013) [-]
No.
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