Oh Sophie. Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you  Oh Sophie Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels The first elephant says "I bet I can drink this faster than you
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Oh Sophie. Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you

Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels.

The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you guys,"and with that gulps down the entire bottle in six seconds flat.

The second elephant not wishing to be outdone says, " I'll take that bet" and immediately gulps the bottle down, this time in 5 seconds.

The third elephant sees this and asks the bar man, "Is the smoking ban effecting business much?"

"Not really, we've got the old heaters outside so we're doing alright. Things will pick up again now in May or so," says the barman.

"They will I suppose" says the third elephant, nodding

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#17 - McBalls
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(03/27/2013) [-]
OP, you cant just give us the premise of a joke with no punchline.
#63 to #17 - bothemastaofall
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(03/27/2013) [-]
He didn't give the punchline
#64 to #63 - McBalls
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I know. That's what I said.
#66 to #64 - bothemastaofall
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I read your comment as something like he gave the punchline in the title
Then I read his description.
#94 to #17 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Generation Kill, I ******* love that ****.
#138 to #17 - Enriss
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Like bringing charms into the humvee, huh?
#93 to #17 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I don't think it was a joke. It may have just been a story about three elephants in a bar.
#2 - dyoxide
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(03/26/2013) [-]
MFW the description....
#8 to #2 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
Reply +32
(03/27/2013) [-]
Is... Is there a punchline?
#101 to #8 - yunoavailable
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(03/27/2013) [-]
no, that's the point
#126 to #101 - brandinator
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(03/27/2013) [-]
So the point of the joke is that their is no joke....... Wat?
#127 to #126 - yunoavailable
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(03/27/2013) [-]
it's stupid yes but I am saying that OP did not include a punchline on purpose
#31 - payseht ONLINE
Reply +140
(03/27/2013) [-]
A rapist, a pedophile, and a priest walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.
#121 to #31 - cpthaze **User deleted account**
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#122 to #121 - payseht ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
reminded me of this

A man walks into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse.
#124 to #122 - cpthaze **User deleted account**
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#103 to #31 - bulbakip
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(03/27/2013) [-]
The bartender says "hi Father"
#12 - supamonkey
Reply +103
(03/27/2013) [-]
Three men of different nationalities walk into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid, and the whole scene plays out with a tedious inevitability.
#59 to #12 - thedudeistheman
Reply +2
(03/27/2013) [-]
Bill Bailey's a funny guy.
#16 to #12 - irishwolven
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Oh Bill Bailey you slay me.
So glad I saw him live twice. Once in Oxford and once in Scunthorpe, even got myself a Dandelion Minds shirt too.
#11 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
Reply +57
(03/27/2013) [-]
mfw the description
#15 - usernameerror ONLINE
Reply +29
(03/27/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #22591 at Anime board social ** Description was pretty funny, here's another

Two sheep walked into a bar.

"Get out" said the Barman.

"OK" said the sheep.
#19 - Reeon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Mfw description
Mfw description
#18 - johndapro ONLINE
Reply +24
(03/27/2013) [-]
I remember when I had SexEd around two months ago, and we were supposed to write down questions on pieces of paper and hand them in.

So I wrote "how to peepee in vajajay?"

Was Pretty fun when the teacher red that out loud.
#71 to #18 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
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#136 to #71 - elcreepo
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#134 to #18 - thedarkassassin
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(03/27/2013) [-]
A question someone wrote down asked what the average penis length was for a 9th grader. Everyone laughed when that one was read out loud.

The teacher didn't answer the question.

It was very interesting in class that day.
#58 to #18 - thedudeistheman
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(03/27/2013) [-]
When I was in Sex Ed, I remember disliking nearly every single person in that class because they were obnoxious.
#87 to #18 - welcometoatl
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(03/27/2013) [-]
We did the same thing back when I was in high school. I decided to have a little fun with it so I put "Sometimes when I pull my penis skin back, there is cheese under my mushroom tip. Would getting circumcised help this?"

#23 to #18 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
When I had Sex Ed, I distinctly remember being forced to ask at least one question. There was literally nothing I didn't know by then, so I asked what the chemical makeup of amniotic fluid was.
#1 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#7 to #1 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Why did she feel the need to divide that into two different posts?
#37 to #7 - irvea ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/27/2013) [-]
Some people don't know you can use Shift + Enter to make a newline on Facebook.
#102 - trepidhickory
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(03/27/2013) [-]
3 men walk into bar.
2 men order vodka
1 man order water because he is saving money
Man who order water is seized by KGB for hoarding money and not fulfilling vodka quota
Such is life in Mother Russia