Oh Sophie. Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you
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Oh Sophie

Oh Sophie. Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you

Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels.

The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you guys,"and with that gulps down the entire bottle in six seconds flat.

The second elephant not wishing to be outdone says, " I'll take that bet" and immediately gulps the bottle down, this time in 5 seconds.

The third elephant sees this and asks the bar man, "Is the smoking ban effecting business much?"

"Not really, we've got the old heaters outside so we're doing alright. Things will pick up again now in May or so," says the barman.

"They will I suppose" says the third elephant, nodding

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#2 - dyoxide (03/26/2013) [-]
MFW the description....
User avatar #8 to #2 - ningyoaijin (03/27/2013) [-]
Is... Is there a punchline?
User avatar #101 to #8 - yunoavailable (03/27/2013) [-]
no, that's the point
User avatar #126 to #101 - brandinator ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
So the point of the joke is that their is no joke....... Wat?
User avatar #127 to #126 - yunoavailable (03/27/2013) [-]
it's stupid yes but I am saying that OP did not include a punchline on purpose
#17 - McBalls (03/27/2013) [-]
OP, you cant just give us the premise of a joke with no punchline.
#138 to #17 - Enriss (03/28/2013) [-]
Like bringing charms into the humvee, huh?
User avatar #63 to #17 - bothemastaofall (03/27/2013) [-]
He didn't give the punchline
User avatar #64 to #63 - McBalls (03/27/2013) [-]
I know. That's what I said.
User avatar #66 to #64 - bothemastaofall (03/27/2013) [-]
I read your comment as something like he gave the punchline in the title
Then I read his description.
#94 to #17 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Generation Kill, I ******* love that **** .
#93 to #17 - hillbillypowpow (03/27/2013) [-]
I don't think it was a joke. It may have just been a story about three elephants in a bar.
#12 - supamonkey (03/27/2013) [-]
Three men of different nationalities walk into a bar, one of them is a bit stupid, and the whole scene plays out with a tedious inevitability.
User avatar #16 to #12 - irishwolven (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh Bill Bailey you slay me.
So glad I saw him live twice. Once in Oxford and once in Scunthorpe, even got myself a Dandelion Minds shirt too.
User avatar #59 to #12 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Bill Bailey's a funny guy.
#11 - ningyoaijin (03/27/2013) [-]
mfw the description
#24 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
>Read the joke
>Feel like I am missing something
>Zero correlations detected
>Feel like I'm retarded
>Doubt my life for a second

**** you, OP.
#20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
I wonder what happens to a daughter of a gynocologist when she needs to see a gynocologist, does she go see her father or would she see another one?
#39 to #20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
both
#67 to #20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
OPEN WIDE FOR CHUNKY/ RIGHT DNA $$$
#70 to #20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
So share FATHER TIME~ HER APPE DIDN'T FALL FAR FROM THETREE $$ I AM SICK OF THE CRABAPPLES IN MY YARD$$ EVERYDAY/NIGHT~ I DIDN'T ASKED 4 THIS CHAPTER PLANNED MAY$$
#21 to #20 - webzu (03/27/2013) [-]
darn, got logged out for using this site so little...
#40 to #20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Conflict of interests. She'd see another one. Also, a doctor can't prescribe medicine for himself. Legally he has to see another doctor.
User avatar #72 to #40 - markertemp (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure of the validity of that statement, but if it is true, there's no way the same rule applies for family members.
User avatar #48 to #20 - madlh (03/27/2013) [-]
I think medical practitioners are not allowed to have family members as patients.
#15 - usernameerror (03/27/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #22591 at Anime board social ** Description was pretty funny, here's another

Two sheep walked into a bar.

"Get out" said the Barman.

"OK" said the sheep.
User avatar #31 - payseht (03/27/2013) [-]
A rapist, a pedophile, and a priest walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - payseht (03/27/2013) [-]
reminded me of this

A man walks into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse.
+1
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User avatar #103 to #31 - bulbakip (03/27/2013) [-]
The bartender says "hi Father"
#102 - trepidhickory (03/27/2013) [-]
3 men walk into bar.
2 men order vodka
1 man order water because he is saving money
Man who order water is seized by KGB for hoarding money and not fulfilling vodka quota
Such is life in Mother Russia
#69 - maaarknuuuut (03/27/2013) [-]
you just accidentally the entire description, OP
you just accidentally the entire description, OP
#68 - herrdouchebag (03/27/2013) [-]
Dat description
#52 - ehzio ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I feel like there's something missing in the description... That or I'm incredibly retarded
I feel like there's something missing in the description... That or I'm incredibly retarded
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User avatar #92 to #75 - longlivethemcrmy (03/27/2013) [-]
I believe it's one of the ones with the flesh people. I think it's season 6
#116 to #52 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
phill ny the tardis dr.
#65 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
A man walks into a dentist's office and says "I think I'm a moth" and the dentist says "If you think you're a moth, then why are you in a dentist's office". So the moth says "That's a good question...what kind of dentist are you" and the dentist says "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I do dabble in Orthodontry, braces and such" and the moth says "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that ...but to answer your original question, which was "If I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office?" The answer is, because the light was on
#22 - skwirl (03/27/2013) [-]
MFW reading the description
MFW reading the description
#110 - imdrwiggles (03/27/2013) [-]
description
description
#118 - icametocomment (03/27/2013) [-]
MFW Description
MFW Description
#19 - Reeon (03/27/2013) [-]
Mfw description
Mfw description
#108 - josieabby (03/27/2013) [-]
A man walks runs into a bar...
#89 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender stands there, speechless due to the given situation.
User avatar #77 - Loppytaffy (03/27/2013) [-]
If you have sex, you will get pregnant, and you will die.
#79 to #77 - patofeliz (03/27/2013) [-]
you don't say?
User avatar #83 to #79 - seadwwellerprince (03/27/2013) [-]
WHHY WOULD YOU POST THGAT!!!!JKOSGIUFIU I JUST GOT OVER THIS!!
#82 to #79 - Loppytaffy (03/27/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHY
OH GOD WHY
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