clever boyfriend. . Today, whilst texting my boyfriend an the train, I netted the Woman sitting next be me staring Intently at my phone. After letting my boyfri
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clever boyfriend

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend an the train, I netted the Woman sitting next be me staring Intently at my
phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent ll message saying, "Are we genna the dag again? Last
night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I' m ll "toasted bitch." PML
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Submitted: 03/26/2013
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User avatar #1 - TheNewRavager (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd turn around and call her out for looking at my phone. Nosy bitch.
#2 - Reeon (03/27/2013) [-]
Question is why is that bitch staring at my phone
Question is why is that bitch staring at my phone
User avatar #7 - Omegashenron (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why wouldnt she notice the other text you sent him if she's staring at the phone already?

Oh well 80 percent "FML" posts are too damn cheesy to crazy to be true anyways.
#3 - tiredandhungry (03/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw some randomer's staring at my phone
mfw some randomer's staring at my phone
#21 - ngelder (03/27/2013) [-]
Though why the female dog has a phone, I do not have an answer to.
#18 - anthonyh (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But she didn't see the one you sent to him?
#10 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
Stupid fuck shouldn't be peeping at her phone in the first place
#23 - mattdoggy (03/27/2013) [-]
>open up a web browser   
> Google "hardcore amputee midget amputee riding horse raping deaf and blind Japanese school girl"   
>go to the images section or open up pictures   
>pick one, the worst you can find, and full screen it   
>start noticeably rubbing yourself through your pants   
>make a single low groan lasting for a few good seconds just to lock in what you are doing   
>then glance over, without turning your head, and give them a wink   
>if this hasn't scared them away open up Google again   
>"how to kidnap and rape women from public transport"   
>enjoy your privacy again unless they are too disgusted or scared to leave
>open up a web browser
> Google "hardcore amputee midget amputee riding horse raping deaf and blind Japanese school girl"
>go to the images section or open up pictures
>pick one, the worst you can find, and full screen it
>start noticeably rubbing yourself through your pants
>make a single low groan lasting for a few good seconds just to lock in what you are doing
>then glance over, without turning your head, and give them a wink
>if this hasn't scared them away open up Google again
>"how to kidnap and rape women from public transport"
>enjoy your privacy again unless they are too disgusted or scared to leave
#17 - rmoran (03/27/2013) [-]
yfw
#20 - bboyman (03/27/2013) [-]
so the woman just shouted that? how does she know they weren't playing some games?
bitch has a dirty mind
User avatar #16 - crazycowhimself (03/27/2013) [-]
she told her boyfriend by text message that a lady was staring at her phone?
not really discreet
#12 - jonnyfunk (03/27/2013) [-]
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**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #24861 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** legit as fuck this one
#29 - aerosol (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - Ottovan ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?


The bitch was just sitting there reading your texts?
User avatar #27 - kolimm **User deleted account** (03/27/2013) [-]
i usually just play pokemon in my phone

noone ever talks to me
#25 - alucardshellhound (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - snipys (03/27/2013) [-]
At least now she won't be looking at your phone anymore.
User avatar #13 - ashee (03/27/2013) [-]
I'd fuck her shit up for looking at in in the first place.
#9 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I confess; I've looked at my boyfriend's phone, buy only when he is texting while right next to me. (I refuse to pick up his phone and go through his texts) I've told him about it, and I really do feel guilty. But, I suspect he's been cheating on me with a woman who gave him 2 Valentine's Day cards on Valentine's Day, and gave him a coupon for a massage parlor. Yes ... he does text her ... I haven't caught them saying anything obvious yet ... but I think they've been talking about me.
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