Is it just me, or did we used to have shampoos before?
Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal
Now [pick a bottle up and it' s like DEW GATHERED " MINKS FROM
THE ANALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT DE AN
PLANT THAT GROWS DALY Fl AN DESIIRE VILLAGE Fl ,
WITH A DASH DE MAGICAL HERMES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.