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#2 - samoaspider (03/26/2013) [-]
Alright lets do this FunnyJunk. Name a bad time to propose a wedding!
User avatar #164 to #2 - iamkagji (03/27/2013) [-]
You have been served. (hands subpoena and gets down on one knee)
User avatar #163 to #2 - Awesomenessniss (03/27/2013) [-]
I regret to inform you but... it's terminal... (gets on one knee)
User avatar #162 to #2 - sissywoo (03/27/2013) [-]
At her funeral
#161 to #2 - sicohippy (03/27/2013) [-]
in the divorce lawyers office. (gif totally unrelated, but still bad ass)
in the divorce lawyers office. (gif totally unrelated, but still bad ass)
#160 to #2 - rufless (03/27/2013) [-]
When you're stoned as shit and talking to her wall instead of her
When you're stoned as shit and talking to her wall instead of her
User avatar #156 to #2 - bokkos (03/27/2013) [-]
The World Trade Center, circa 2001
User avatar #159 to #156 - captainwow (03/27/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
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User avatar #153 to #2 - PhuckingPhreak (03/27/2013) [-]
she walks in on you trying to get the ring off your dick
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#143 to #2 - macsauce (03/27/2013) [-]
During a zombie apocalypse
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User avatar #137 to #2 - turbodoosh ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
In the middle of a threesome.
User avatar #122 to #2 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
"Yknow how you wanted to try Anal? Well, I left a little surprise while I was back there..."
User avatar #115 to #2 - fukkentyranitar (03/27/2013) [-]
At her wedding.
User avatar #113 to #2 - brothergrimm (03/27/2013) [-]
after she just caught you trying to stuff her beloved cat into the microwave
User avatar #91 to #2 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
after you show her two girls one cup
User avatar #92 to #91 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
now that i think about it, that's a bad time to say anything to anyone
User avatar #103 to #92 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
"so, want some brain bleach?"
User avatar #104 to #103 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
umm... nice username
User avatar #105 to #104 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too!
Have a nice day, fellow white man.
User avatar #157 to #105 - bokkos (03/27/2013) [-]
Can I say I adore the flippant yet racist tone?
User avatar #107 to #105 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
only on the internet would one meet a person like yourself. and how do you know im white?
User avatar #108 to #107 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
You can read my comments and my username, of course!
#110 to #108 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
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does this picture enrage you?
User avatar #112 to #110 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
It only enforces my idea that there is still much work to be done for the good of the species.
User avatar #116 to #112 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
ok ur a really fucked up guy. but then again i am on FJ
User avatar #117 to #116 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Nah man, in all actuality I believe in equal rights, I just like to play along with my username sometimes.
User avatar #123 to #117 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
well, if you say so. when i'm a thread like this, there's a little voice in the back of my head saying "turn off ur computer and go the fuck to sleep" now that i think about it theres a kid in my school like this, he always makes nazi jokes and its even funnier because he's jewish
User avatar #125 to #123 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
I've always been of the mind that that's how humans cope with things over time. We can't dwell on them, so we make light of them, we accept that it's history, and we try to move on.
User avatar #127 to #125 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
and in some cases, we just like to fuck with people
User avatar #129 to #127 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, that probably makes up the majority of it in all actuality.
#87 to #2 - thesoulless (03/27/2013) [-]
After losing a presidential election.
#86 to #2 - gamedudeoo (03/27/2013) [-]
At the funeral of her dead husband.
User avatar #85 to #2 - trojanmannn (03/27/2013) [-]
when it's already too late
User avatar #84 to #2 - kiermatv (03/27/2013) [-]
Before your 3rd stroke
User avatar #79 to #2 - dedaluminus (03/27/2013) [-]
During your wedding to another woman.

On a related note, Whose Line Is It Anyway is coming back this year! With Colin and Ryan and Wayne and maybe Greg, but not Drew Carey, he's too busy managing a soccer team.
User avatar #78 to #2 - cactusphalus (03/27/2013) [-]
Any day in a year
#77 to #2 - devout feminist (03/27/2013) [-]
at her funeral
User avatar #75 to #2 - baine (03/27/2013) [-]
During this scene.
#73 to #2 - hakuoftehdance (03/27/2013) [-]
The Second after you've been caught having her family dog lick peanut butter off your genitals... She still won't talk to me after that one.
The Second after you've been caught having her family dog lick peanut butter off your genitals... She still won't talk to me after that one.
User avatar #70 to #2 - cubanwhiteman (03/27/2013) [-]
>Join army with her
>Get to front lines, in same battle with her
>Take out grenade
>Tell her to pull the pin
>She sees diamond ring
>Drops grenade
>Grenade explodes
>Is actually confetti.
>She says yes
>You're the happiest man alive.
>You both get killed in crossfire.


User avatar #69 to #2 - lostdagame (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's giving birth
User avatar #151 to #69 - PhuckingPhreak (03/27/2013) [-]
to someone elses baby
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User avatar #67 to #2 - fishtacos (03/27/2013) [-]
When she finds out that you marry girls and then kill them on the last day of your honeymoon.
#66 to #2 - onecoolbean (03/27/2013) [-]
**onecoolbean rolled a random comment #1356015 posted by sherlyholmes at Friendly ** :Honestly? I have no idea. One girl from my country uploaded this on youtube and my friends told me to watch it. Morbid curiosity always gets the best of me.
**onecoolbean rolled a random comment #1356015 posted by sherlyholmes at Friendly ** :
Honestly? I have no idea. One girl from my country uploaded this on youtube and my friends told me to watch it. Morbid curiosity always gets the best of me.
User avatar #81 to #66 - jimmytwoshoes (03/27/2013) [-]
oh god... perfect
User avatar #65 to #2 - tenthdivine (03/27/2013) [-]
Change your Facebook relationship status to "Engaged to x (where x is the other person)" and let the notification she/he gets to confirm it be your proposal
#64 to #2 - ishotthedeputy (03/27/2013) [-]
At the abortion clinic
User avatar #63 to #2 - themetroidprime (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's in her coffin.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - themanwithnoplan (03/27/2013) [-]
Right after she says she's pregnant
User avatar #59 to #2 - Dwarf (03/27/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #3387594 posted by lavatofire at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
to give away items
User avatar #53 to #2 - maxismahname (03/27/2013) [-]
At her husband's funeral
User avatar #52 to #2 - shaddz (03/27/2013) [-]
when she agrees not to scream if you take the tape off her mouth
#51 to #2 - ryuryu (03/27/2013) [-]
After your one night stand.
User avatar #50 to #2 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (03/27/2013) [-]
>Take her skydiving
>Time to deploy chute
>she pulls her string and a box with a ring comes out
> Try to propose but give up since she sjust screaming alot, damned bitches are so excitable.
>she pulls second chute and a prenup stapled to a clip board comes out.
>You gotta cover all of your bases.
User avatar #49 to #2 - brenton (03/27/2013) [-]
While waiting for the HIV test results.
User avatar #47 to #2 - critique (03/27/2013) [-]
While picking up the soap in the prison showers...
User avatar #45 to #2 - lolmonade (03/27/2013) [-]
While stabbing her
#44 to #2 - alstorp (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's resting in the crib.
User avatar #43 to #2 - bjartur (03/27/2013) [-]
when she's in her mothers womb
User avatar #42 to #2 - rubixium (03/27/2013) [-]
on the honeymoon
User avatar #41 to #2 - triggathepirate (03/27/2013) [-]
During a colonoscopy.
User avatar #39 to #2 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Before she's 18
User avatar #38 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/27/2013) [-]
While watching porn.
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User avatar #36 to #2 - webbysher (03/27/2013) [-]
After a divorce
#35 to #2 - politejerk (03/27/2013) [-]
During an epic pirate battl- oh wait.
#33 to #2 - devout feminist (03/27/2013) [-]
After raping her.
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User avatar #29 to #2 - timmyyocum (03/27/2013) [-]
During a three way
User avatar #28 to #2 - muzikmafia (03/27/2013) [-]
During a bukkake
User avatar #27 to #2 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
At the family reunion
#25 to #2 - analbreach (03/27/2013) [-]
On 9/11 (MFW she asks why)
User avatar #152 to #25 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
Nostalgia critic!
ma nigga
User avatar #24 to #2 - popcornisland (03/26/2013) [-]
Whilst your partner is taking a shit.
User avatar #23 to #2 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
With my face, any time.
#22 to #2 - ilgattozaiga (03/26/2013) [-]
At a romantic, candle lit dinner setting on the riviera.
User avatar #21 to #2 - philliyoMLB (03/26/2013) [-]
When her husband dies...
User avatar #20 to #2 - vanoreo (03/26/2013) [-]
After her wedding.
User avatar #19 to #2 - taintedangel (03/26/2013) [-]
As she catches you cheating on her with her sister.
User avatar #57 to #19 - sheathedfang (03/27/2013) [-]
I went down the list and found the one I was going to put... all the sadness
User avatar #58 to #57 - taintedangel (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry man. :/
User avatar #18 to #2 - lnyanchl (03/26/2013) [-]
At the wedding while another wedding is taking place in that wedding with a wedding.
User avatar #17 to #2 - daringdestiny (03/26/2013) [-]
her funereal
User avatar #15 to #2 - sirbutterballs (03/26/2013) [-]
In the strip club
User avatar #14 to #2 - psykojet (03/26/2013) [-]
On her deathbed.
User avatar #31 to #14 - Leopard (03/27/2013) [-]
I've seen that happen in a bollywood movie :P
User avatar #13 to #2 - finni (03/26/2013) [-]
At the wedding
User avatar #12 to #2 - KOMAFIFTYSIX (03/26/2013) [-]
While she's kissing the groom.
#96 to #12 - bleebloo (03/27/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me?
User avatar #114 to #96 - mmajunkie (03/27/2013) [-]
The groom isn't you... It's not good to propose to a woman right after she got married.
#46 to #12 - alucord (03/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 to #12 - devout feminist (03/27/2013) [-]
I hope you said that just to be funny. I come here to laugh and not to feel
User avatar #99 to #30 - mlpokeyuan (03/27/2013) [-]
hehe, Mare-Man...
#11 to #2 - deliveryman (03/26/2013) [-]
When she gets off preschool.
#10 to #2 - fatalhermit (03/26/2013) [-]
On The Toilet
User avatar #9 to #2 - commanderchicken (03/26/2013) [-]
Immediately after first date, over text message
User avatar #3 to #2 - eldiax (03/26/2013) [-]
In a concentration camp.
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