How Not to Propose a Girl. pbfcomics.com/84.. Alright lets do this FunnyJunk. Name a bad time to propose a wedding!
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#2 - samoaspider (03/26/2013) [-]
Alright lets do this FunnyJunk. Name a bad time to propose a wedding!
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User avatar #78 to #2 - cactusphalus (03/27/2013) [-]
Any day in a year
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#161 to #2 - sicohippy (03/27/2013) [-]
in the divorce lawyers office. (gif totally unrelated, but still bad ass)
in the divorce lawyers office. (gif totally unrelated, but still bad ass)
User avatar #14 to #2 - psykojet (03/26/2013) [-]
On her deathbed.
User avatar #31 to #14 - Leopard (03/27/2013) [-]
I've seen that happen in a bollywood movie :P
User avatar #153 to #2 - PhuckingPhreak (03/27/2013) [-]
she walks in on you trying to get the ring off your dick
User avatar #12 to #2 - KOMAFIFTYSIX (03/26/2013) [-]
While she's kissing the groom.
#46 to #12 - alucord (03/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#96 to #12 - bleebloo (03/27/2013) [-]
Can someone explain to me?
User avatar #114 to #96 - mmajunkie (03/27/2013) [-]
The groom isn't you... It's not good to propose to a woman right after she got married.
#30 to #12 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
I hope you said that just to be funny. I come here to laugh and not to feel
User avatar #99 to #30 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
hehe, Mare-Man...
User avatar #52 to #2 - shaddz (03/27/2013) [-]
when she agrees not to scream if you take the tape off her mouth
User avatar #65 to #2 - tenthdivine (03/27/2013) [-]
Change your Facebook relationship status to "Engaged to x (where x is the other person)" and let the notification she/he gets to confirm it be your proposal
User avatar #49 to #2 - brenton (03/27/2013) [-]
While waiting for the HIV test results.
User avatar #3 to #2 - eldiax (03/26/2013) [-]
In a concentration camp.
#55 to #3 - stanleys ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #2 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
At the family reunion
User avatar #28 to #2 - muzikmafia (03/27/2013) [-]
During a bukkake
#44 to #2 - alstorp (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's resting in the crib.
#51 to #2 - ryuryu (03/27/2013) [-]
After your one night stand.
User avatar #39 to #2 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Before she's 18
User avatar #43 to #2 - bjartur (03/27/2013) [-]
when she's in her mothers womb
User avatar #163 to #2 - Awesomenessniss (03/27/2013) [-]
I regret to inform you but... it's terminal... (gets on one knee)
#33 to #2 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
After raping her.
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User avatar #85 to #2 - trojanmannn (03/27/2013) [-]
when it's already too late
User avatar #21 to #2 - philliyoMLB (03/26/2013) [-]
When her husband dies...
User avatar #156 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
The World Trade Center, circa 2001
User avatar #159 to #156 - captainwow (03/27/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
#11 to #2 - deliveryman (03/26/2013) [-]
When she gets off preschool.
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User avatar #70 to #2 - cubanwhiteman (03/27/2013) [-]
>Join army with her
>Get to front lines, in same battle with her
>Take out grenade
>Tell her to pull the pin
>She sees diamond ring
>Drops grenade
>Grenade explodes
>Is actually confetti.
>She says yes
>You're the happiest man alive.
>You both get killed in crossfire.


User avatar #113 to #2 - brothergrimm (03/27/2013) [-]
after she just caught you trying to stuff her beloved cat into the microwave
User avatar #53 to #2 - maxismahname (03/27/2013) [-]
At her husband's funeral
User avatar #75 to #2 - baine (03/27/2013) [-]
During this scene.
User avatar #24 to #2 - popcornisland (03/26/2013) [-]
Whilst your partner is taking a **** .
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User avatar #62 to #61 - themanwithnoplan (03/27/2013) [-]
Right after she says she's pregnant
#22 to #2 - ilgattozaiga (03/26/2013) [-]
At a romantic, candle lit dinner setting on the riviera.
User avatar #45 to #2 - lolmonade (03/27/2013) [-]
While stabbing her
#73 to #2 - hakuoftehdance (03/27/2013) [-]
The Second after you've been caught having her family dog lick peanut butter off your genitals... She still won't talk to me after that one.
The Second after you've been caught having her family dog lick peanut butter off your genitals... She still won't talk to me after that one.
User avatar #36 to #2 - webbysher (03/27/2013) [-]
After a divorce
#35 to #2 - politejerk (03/27/2013) [-]
During an epic pirate battl- oh wait.
User avatar #38 to #2 - linktheherooftime (03/27/2013) [-]
While watching porn.
#87 to #2 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
After losing a presidential election.
User avatar #162 to #2 - sissywoo (03/27/2013) [-]
At her funeral
#64 to #2 - ishotthedeputy (03/27/2013) [-]
At the abortion clinic
User avatar #137 to #2 - turbodoosh (03/27/2013) [-]
In the middle of a threesome.
#25 to #2 - analbreach (03/27/2013) [-]
On 9/11 (MFW she asks why)
User avatar #152 to #25 - bitchplzzz (03/27/2013) [-]
Nostalgia critic!
ma *****
User avatar #15 to #2 - sirbutterballs (03/26/2013) [-]
In the strip club
User avatar #17 to #2 - daringdestiny (03/26/2013) [-]
her funereal
User avatar #13 to #2 - finni (03/26/2013) [-]
At the wedding
User avatar #23 to #2 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
With my face, any time.
User avatar #164 to #2 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
You have been served. (hands subpoena and gets down on one knee)
User avatar #20 to #2 - vanoreo (03/26/2013) [-]
After her wedding.
#160 to #2 - rufless (03/27/2013) [-]
When you're stoned as 			****		 and talking to her wall instead of her
When you're stoned as **** and talking to her wall instead of her
User avatar #91 to #2 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
after you show her two girls one cup
User avatar #92 to #91 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
now that i think about it, that's a bad time to say anything to anyone
User avatar #103 to #92 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
"so, want some brain bleach?"
User avatar #104 to #103 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
umm... nice username
User avatar #105 to #104 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, you too!
Have a nice day, fellow white man.
User avatar #107 to #105 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
only on the internet would one meet a person like yourself. and how do you know im white?
User avatar #108 to #107 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
You can read my comments and my username, of course!
#110 to #108 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
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does this picture enrage you?
User avatar #112 to #110 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
It only enforces my idea that there is still much work to be done for the good of the species.
User avatar #116 to #112 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
ok ur a really ****** up guy. but then again i am on FJ
User avatar #117 to #116 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Nah man, in all actuality I believe in equal rights, I just like to play along with my username sometimes.
User avatar #123 to #117 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
well, if you say so. when i'm a thread like this, there's a little voice in the back of my head saying "turn off ur computer and go the **** to sleep" now that i think about it theres a kid in my school like this, he always makes nazi jokes and its even funnier because he's jewish
User avatar #125 to #123 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
I've always been of the mind that that's how humans cope with things over time. We can't dwell on them, so we make light of them, we accept that it's history, and we try to move on.
User avatar #127 to #125 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
and in some cases, we just like to **** with people
User avatar #129 to #127 - ilovehitler (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, that probably makes up the majority of it in all actuality.
User avatar #157 to #105 - bokkos ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Can I say I adore the flippant yet racist tone?
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User avatar #19 to #2 - taintedangel (03/26/2013) [-]
As she catches you cheating on her with her sister.
User avatar #57 to #19 - sheathedfang (03/27/2013) [-]
I went down the list and found the one I was going to put... all the sadness
User avatar #58 to #57 - taintedangel (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry man. :/
User avatar #115 to #2 - fukkentyranitar (03/27/2013) [-]
At her wedding.
#143 to #2 - macsauce (03/27/2013) [-]
During a zombie apocalypse
User avatar #79 to #2 - dedaluminus (03/27/2013) [-]
During your wedding to another woman.

On a related note, Whose Line Is It Anyway is coming back this year! With Colin and Ryan and Wayne and maybe Greg, but not Drew Carey, he's too busy managing a soccer team.
#66 to #2 - onecoolbean (03/27/2013) [-]
**onecoolbean rolled a random comment #1356015 posted by sherlyholmes at Friendly ** :Honestly? I have no idea. One girl from my country uploaded this on youtube and my friends told me to watch it. Morbid curiosity always gets the best of me.
**onecoolbean rolled a random comment #1356015 posted by sherlyholmes at Friendly ** :
Honestly? I have no idea. One girl from my country uploaded this on youtube and my friends told me to watch it. Morbid curiosity always gets the best of me.
User avatar #81 to #66 - jimmytwoshoes (03/27/2013) [-]
oh god... perfect
#77 to #2 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
at her funeral
#10 to #2 - fatalhermit (03/26/2013) [-]
On The Toilet
User avatar #69 to #2 - lostdagame (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's giving birth
User avatar #151 to #69 - PhuckingPhreak (03/27/2013) [-]
to someone elses baby
User avatar #122 to #2 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
"Yknow how you wanted to try Anal? Well, I left a little surprise while I was back there..."
User avatar #63 to #2 - themetroidprime (03/27/2013) [-]
When she's in her coffin.
User avatar #9 to #2 - commanderchicken (03/26/2013) [-]
Immediately after first date, over text message
User avatar #59 to #2 - Dwarf (03/27/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #3387594 posted by lavatofire at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
to give away items
User avatar #41 to #2 - triggathepirate (03/27/2013) [-]
During a colonoscopy.
User avatar #47 to #2 - critique (03/27/2013) [-]
While picking up the soap in the prison showers...
User avatar #18 to #2 - lnyanchl (03/26/2013) [-]
At the wedding while another wedding is taking place in that wedding with a wedding.
User avatar #42 to #2 - rubixium (03/27/2013) [-]
on the honeymoon
User avatar #67 to #2 - fishtacos (03/27/2013) [-]
When she finds out that you marry girls and then kill them on the last day of your honeymoon.
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#86 to #2 - gamedudeoo (03/27/2013) [-]
At the funeral of her dead husband.
User avatar #29 to #2 - timmyyocum (03/27/2013) [-]
During a three way
User avatar #84 to #2 - kiermatv (03/27/2013) [-]
Before your 3rd stroke
User avatar #50 to #2 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (03/27/2013) [-]
>Take her skydiving
>Time to deploy chute
>she pulls her string and a box with a ring comes out
> Try to propose but give up since she sjust screaming alot, damned bitches are so excitable.
>she pulls second chute and a prenup stapled to a clip board comes out.
>You gotta cover all of your bases.
User avatar #60 - RobotManGuy (03/27/2013) [-]
deborah sounded like a bitch anyway
#40 - saladtongsofdeath (03/27/2013) [-]
better than cutting a ring off of a zombie and then giving it to your GF without even kneeling
User avatar #48 to #40 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
Love how he was formal enough to ask for her father's blessing, yet he never even took a knee.
#88 to #48 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
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he just casually slipped it into her hand like "oh yeah i found this". Well, ****** gonna hit the fan this sunday, so who knows
*pic sort of related
User avatar #89 to #88 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
Aye, I'ma laugh if the Governor attacks the prison and Rick and his group had left hours ago and he just walks in and is all like, "Where da white bitches be?" No but seriously, I hope someone plugs that ************ in the head. Maybe Daryll will take his other eye as a parting gift.
User avatar #93 to #89 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah. according to andrew lincoln 27 ppl will die in the finale. yeah, either that or they'll have laid traps involving the grenades from morgan and/or zombies
User avatar #95 to #93 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
27 people? I hope they mean a majority of Woodbury, because I heard only 1-2 important characters were supposed to die. And Merle makes 1, so at the most only one other should die.
User avatar #97 to #95 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
poor merle. he was such a dick for most of the series, and like every other good character on that show, right as we start to like them, boom they're dead. like axel, and t-dog, although he was already a boss @ the end of season 2, and i'm starting to like herschel bcuz hes like the old wiseman of the group. i hope they don't kill him. he already almost died in the beginning of the season
User avatar #101 to #97 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
I don't think they will, and I'm glad they let Merle die a hero at least, not some dick no one liked. It sucks that the group couldn't see how he died, and even worse that the Governor left him there as a zombie for his brother to find. He is a psychotic **** and I really hope he dies.
User avatar #102 to #101 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah. I hope either daryll, glenn or maggy kill him becausethey all have the biggest personal reasons to hate him. and what the **** is goin to happen to andrea? will milton free her when the governor is gone? if so, maybe they can convince the townspeople of what a dick he is, so if he survives (hopefully not the case) he won't hsve his people on his side
User avatar #106 to #102 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
I think Andrea will be freed/escape and finally return to the group, in addition will Milton as well probably, he's a good guy, and I'm glad he's manning up and not taking the Governor's **** as much anymore.
User avatar #109 to #106 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah when he burned the pit walkers and then said to the governor "a shame about the biters in the pits" he was basically saying " **** you bastard i'm not your little bitch anymore whatcha gonna do"
User avatar #119 to #109 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
Hah, yea pretty much, hope nothing happens to him though, he really does seem like a good.
User avatar #126 to #119 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
that will be the highlight of my easter, is watching the governor get the **** beaten out of him. i feel like i should feel some sort of guilt for watching a show about ruthlessly bashing (former) humans' faces in on easter sunday, but i don't
User avatar #128 to #126 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
Hah, me neither. Suck though, last year easter was on my birthday, the 24th of April, wish it could have been this year, Walking Dead, my birthday, and easter chocolate! All in one sweet day ;)
User avatar #130 to #128 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
that would have been great. i'm gonna go now i'm really ******* tired
User avatar #132 to #130 - asschwitz (03/27/2013) [-]
Alright, cya man, have a good night
User avatar #94 to #93 - thempc (03/27/2013) [-]
and i hope that dickhead guy from tyreese's group dies
User avatar #100 - greatcornholio (03/27/2013) [-]
**greatcornholio rolled a random comment #6076 posted by xapplemanx at Childhood Nostalgia Forum ** :
i love you so much, i have been looking for this game for months
My proposal
#140 - kingarturi ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
**kingarturi rolled user sergejkarkarov ** Will you random user please marry me.
**kingarturi rolled user sergejkarkarov ** Will you random user please marry me.
#131 - rubanio (03/27/2013) [-]
I was debating how to ask a girl to prom, thank you funnyjunk for making the choice obvious!
I was debating how to ask a girl to prom, thank you funnyjunk for making the choice obvious!
#76 - thisisspartah ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Invention **    
how i plan to propose
**thisisspartah rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Invention **
how i plan to propose
#118 - exlo (03/27/2013) [-]
Deborah?
#135 - slootyslooot (03/27/2013) [-]
**slootyslooot rolled a random comment #1366112 posted by soulkingbrook at Friendly ** :
will do
my brilliant plan to get my girl to say yes.
#148 - wazzup (03/27/2013) [-]
Failure at its finest.
Failure at its finest.
User avatar #146 - srapture (03/27/2013) [-]
It looks like her parents tried and failed to name here Debra.
#98 - Cleavland Steamer (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm going to propose like this as soon as I have enough bodies
User avatar #72 - falconxmard (03/27/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #3387756 posted by sunnyrain at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
Buying potatoes and fortune tickets (that'stheirnameright??)

what I plan to say when I propose
User avatar #80 to #72 - jimmytwoshoes (03/27/2013) [-]
lol I don't think she'll understand.
#136 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Hint: Stop thinking you're cool because you use Linux/Mac OS.
I'm going to give you a little lecture right now.

I have been using the computer for practically all of the 15 years I've been on this Earth, and I grew up on Microsoft, and this has had no effect on whether or not I will use it for the rest of my life. It only made it clear it suited my needs perfectly, and I think Microsoft is a fine company.

I am a gamer. Macintosh does not provide in the category. Neither does Linux.
I am a writer. Both Linux and Macintosh provide here; does this mean I should change to them? No. I am neither a programmar, nor a graphics artist. If I ever become one, I'll consider Linux, or Macintosh, or whatever there is. Until then, I'm happy with Microsoft. lease cease acting superior simply because you use a most likely obscue niche OS. You're just as bad as a weeaboo or emo.
User avatar #144 to #136 - hydraetis (03/27/2013) [-]
Next time you rant about Macs being ****** , make sure you do it somewhere more relevant.
#1 - Dehman (03/26/2013) [-]
seeing how happy he was in 2nd frame and his reaction in the two next made me a saad panda :(
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#145 - ucmerolling (03/27/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #3700956 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Shouldn't the title be "how to propose to a girl, and get turned down"
User avatar #90 - thetoastofalltoast (03/27/2013) [-]
**thetoastofalltoast rolled user kirbythebest ** Will you marry me?
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