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Submitted: 03/26/2013
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#4 - zxcvssv (03/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
''Happy Birthday''
''You too''

I swear i've done this like 30 times now

#19 - iliketires (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.   
   
So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."   
   
Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."    
   
MFW
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.

So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."

Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."

MFW
#8 - boredbrowser (03/27/2013) [-]
relevant
User avatar #1 - pompladouche (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"thank you for flying with us"
"you too"
User avatar #9 - elitelizard ONLINE (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Enjoy your movie"
"You too"
User avatar #2 - wittypotato (03/26/2013) [-]
"Good luck with that."
"I will."
User avatar #7 - slenderwolf (03/27/2013) [-]
I never did shit like this before I met the internet. How you have destroyed me.
#6 - awesomenessdefined (03/27/2013) [-]
Brian Regan up in this bitch.
#20 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
P.F. Changs
"Thankyou for coming"
"You're welcome"
User avatar #31 - slootyslooot (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Math teacher: "Have fun in english"
Me: "You t- Thanks."
Math teacher: "I don't really like English"
Me: "MOTHER FUCKER!!! THAT WAS A NICE SAVE! YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST FUCKING PRETENDED YOU TWAT!"
User avatar #23 - zenagirl ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
"Can I get an extra large meatlong football with extra please cheese?"
#25 - gingerizemecaptain (03/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Always end up fucking doing that at the movie theater.
User avatar #29 to #25 - ghostyzg (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha, I work at one... So many people do that when I say "Enjoy your show"
User avatar #26 - vatra (03/27/2013) [-]
If she is attractive, just say "would you like to have lunch with me?"
#24 - BroadSword (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey!   
   
'Good, what about you?'
Hey!

'Good, what about you?'
User avatar #22 - senorfrog (03/27/2013) [-]
Went to Best Buy on a tuesday to pick up a new mouse
clerk: "Have a good day"
me:"Have a great weekend"
#18 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
Take luck.
#17 - baditch (03/27/2013) [-]
"Bradley, what's up?"
"Great!
Fuck!"
User avatar #16 - awildniglet (03/27/2013) [-]
People do that shit all the time when I rip their tickets at the movie theater
"Enjoy your movie" "You too"
Then the walk away awkwardly. As if I don't hear it 100 times a day
User avatar #10 - ihaveakeyboard (03/27/2013) [-]
It took me like 5 minutes to figure out what was wrong with this...
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