Awkward Things I Say. .. ''Happy Birthday'' ''You too'' I swear i've done this like 30 times now Awkward Things I Say ''Happy Birthday'' ''You too'' swear i've done this like 30 times now
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - zxcvssv
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(03/27/2013) [-]
''Happy Birthday''
''You too''

I swear i've done this like 30 times now

User avatar #11 to #4 - viatio
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(03/27/2013) [-]
... How ******* old are you?
#14 to #11 - hillbillypowpow
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Multiple people can tell him happy birthday per year.
User avatar #39 to #14 - viatio
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(03/27/2013) [-]
No ****. I don't know why people thumbed me down, but logically, he'd have to be pretty damn autistic to do this multiple times in a day -- or every year for thirty consecutive years for that matter.
#40 to #39 - zxcvssv
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(03/27/2013) [-]
you forget **** throughout the day
not like pay attention to people i actually loathe
User avatar #15 to #11 - tacogrenade
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(03/27/2013) [-]
well at least like 30 right?
#21 to #4 - lantrayze
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
#19 - iliketires
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.   
   
So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."   
   
Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."    
   
MFW
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.

So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."

Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."

MFW
User avatar #33 to #19 - PaperSails
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(03/27/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!
User avatar #34 to #19 - coldcanada
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I feel like if that had been intentional, it would have been the smoothest ******* pick up line.
#8 - boredbrowser
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(03/27/2013) [-]
relevant
User avatar #1 - pompladouche
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(03/26/2013) [-]
"thank you for flying with us"
"you too"
#30 to #1 - cidkh
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Not nearly as bad as

"thank you for flying with us"
"oh no problem"

Guess I'm walking home from here
User avatar #9 - elitelizard
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(03/27/2013) [-]
"Enjoy your movie"
"You too"
#12 to #9 - kodyktk
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I work at a movie theatre. 10/10 chance someone says this too me
User avatar #2 - wittypotato
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(03/26/2013) [-]
"Good luck with that."
"I will."
User avatar #7 - slenderwolf
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I never did **** like this before I met the internet. How you have destroyed me.
#6 - awesomenessdefined
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Brian Regan up in this bitch.
User avatar #23 - zenagirl
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(03/27/2013) [-]
"Can I get an extra large meatlong football with extra please cheese?"
#13 - secretdestroyers
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