Awkward Things I Say. .. ''Happy Birthday'' ''You too'' I swear i've done this like 30 times now
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#4 - zxcvssv (03/27/2013) [-]
''Happy Birthday''
''You too''

I swear i've done this like 30 times now

#21 to #4 - lantrayze (03/27/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #11 to #4 - viatio (03/27/2013) [-]
... How ******* old are you?
#14 to #11 - hillbillypowpow (03/27/2013) [-]
Multiple people can tell him happy birthday per year.
User avatar #39 to #14 - viatio (03/27/2013) [-]
No **** . I don't know why people thumbed me down, but logically, he'd have to be pretty damn autistic to do this multiple times in a day -- or every year for thirty consecutive years for that matter.
#40 to #39 - zxcvssv (03/27/2013) [-]
you forget **** throughout the day
not like pay attention to people i actually loathe
User avatar #15 to #11 - tacogrenade (03/27/2013) [-]
well at least like 30 right?
#8 - boredbrowser (03/27/2013) [-]
relevant
User avatar #1 - pompladouche (03/26/2013) [-]
"thank you for flying with us"
"you too"
#30 to #1 - cidkh (03/27/2013) [-]
Not nearly as bad as

"thank you for flying with us"
"oh no problem"

Guess I'm walking home from here
User avatar #9 - elitelizard (03/27/2013) [-]
"Enjoy your movie"
"You too"
#12 to #9 - kodyktk (03/27/2013) [-]
I work at a movie theatre. 10/10 chance someone says this too me
#19 - iliketires (03/27/2013) [-]
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.   
   
So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."   
   
Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."    
   
MFW
I was shopping at Wal Mart one faithful day. I had run out of condoms and I would be damned if I got my girlfriend prego.

So I got what I needed and came up to a rather attractive cashier at the pharmacy. She coyly smiles as I put one of those big 36 pack of Trojans on the desk. I got through the transaction and she then says, "You have fun with those."

Now, I almost caught myself saying "You too" which we all know would be just the worst thing to say when buying condoms. I tried to squeak out "I will" instead. Since I was rushed, I wound saying "You will."

MFW
User avatar #33 to #19 - PaperSails (03/27/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!
User avatar #34 to #19 - coldcanada (03/27/2013) [-]
I feel like if that had been intentional, it would have been the smoothest ******* pick up line.
User avatar #2 - wittypotato (03/26/2013) [-]
"Good luck with that."
"I will."
User avatar #7 - slenderwolf (03/27/2013) [-]
I never did **** like this before I met the internet. How you have destroyed me.
#6 - awesomenessdefined (03/27/2013) [-]
Brian Regan up in this bitch.
#20 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
P.F. Changs
"Thankyou for coming"
"You're welcome"
User avatar #31 - slootyslooot (03/27/2013) [-]
Math teacher: "Have fun in english"
Me: "You t- Thanks."
Math teacher: "I don't really like English"
Me: "MOTHER ****** !!! THAT WAS A NICE SAVE! YOU COULDN'T HAVE JUST ******* PRETENDED YOU TWAT!"
#36 to #31 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
What really happened was that you laughed awkwardly, looked at your shoes, and quietly shuffled to english.
User avatar #37 to #36 - slootyslooot (03/27/2013) [-]
Yup, pretty much.
User avatar #23 - zenagirl (03/27/2013) [-]
"Can I get an extra large meatlong football with extra please cheese?"
User avatar #35 - fatspartan (03/27/2013) [-]
That is why I always say, "Have a good day/night" *"Thank you" is optional*
#28 - lionti (03/27/2013) [-]
*leaving vedio store*
"enjoy your movies"
"you too..."

every ******* time!
User avatar #26 - vatra (03/27/2013) [-]
If she is attractive, just say "would you like to have lunch with me?"
#25 - gingerizemecaptain (03/27/2013) [-]
Always end up ******* doing that at the movie theater.
User avatar #29 to #25 - ghostyzg (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha, I work at one... So many people do that when I say "Enjoy your show"
#38 to #29 - gingerizemecaptain (03/27/2013) [-]
Haha I worked at one last summer and it would definetly happen numerous times throughout a shift lol
#24 - BroadSword (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey!   
   
'Good, what about you?'
Hey!

'Good, what about you?'
User avatar #22 - senorfrog (03/27/2013) [-]
Went to Best Buy on a tuesday to pick up a new mouse
clerk: "Have a good day"
me:"Have a great weekend"
#18 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Take luck.
User avatar #17 - baditch (03/27/2013) [-]
"Bradley, what's up?"
"Great!
**** !"
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