Smooth as Fuck. . Evan so bad with this uh do you may any sports? yea I play sports u Not really ham, its your turn ll& aih' i' hodl, Oct 15 Bk do I finger urse
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#4 - timelordeternal ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Master of romance.
#5 - dontexpectmuch (03/26/2013) [-]
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#15 - mindlogic (03/26/2013) [-]
Men...
do.....


this.....
User avatar #32 to #15 - xturboxx (03/27/2013) [-]
Not all of us..


So what are you wearing?
User avatar #36 to #15 - workitout (03/27/2013) [-]
Not true...



do u finger urself?
#51 - bdevils (03/27/2013) [-]
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#2 - nyj (03/26/2013) [-]
What if it's two guys?
#16 to #2 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Even better...
#24 to #2 - fedegon (03/27/2013) [-]
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#57 - guye (03/27/2013) [-]
#59 to #57 - HarvietheDinkle (03/27/2013) [-]
>le me-me used correctly
#86 to #59 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
**** posting ironically is still **** posting, you moronic **** .............
User avatar #93 to #86 - HarvietheDinkle (03/27/2013) [-]
and you, blubbering douchebag, don't realize that **** posting can be funny.

it doesn't ******* matter.
#44 - evelynrrr (03/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like every conversation I've ever had with a guy...
#62 to #47 - HarvietheDinkle (03/27/2013) [-]
Notey choldron deserv to be ponashed.
User avatar #60 to #44 - HarvietheDinkle (03/27/2013) [-]
at least they find you attractive
+5
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User avatar #71 to #50 - restrict (03/27/2013) [-]
actually just get off the internet if you are uninterested in sex.
User avatar #53 to #44 - brokensocialscene (03/27/2013) [-]
do u finger urself
User avatar #6 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/26/2013) [-]
That escalated quickly
User avatar #11 to #6 - okamiden (03/26/2013) [-]
Mommy?
User avatar #12 to #11 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/26/2013) [-]
Did I say you could leave your DS? You're still grounded.
User avatar #13 to #12 - okamiden (03/26/2013) [-]
But I was a good game!
#38 to #13 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
youll never be as good as the original.

how's it feel knowing you will forever try to walk in your mothers shoes and they will never fit.
User avatar #39 to #38 - okamiden (03/27/2013) [-]
There is only so much you can do on the DS. Of course I wasn't as good.
User avatar #56 to #39 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/27/2013) [-]
You did your best.
User avatar #19 to #6 - themastertroller (03/27/2013) [-]
i freaking love okami
#20 to #19 - blackflames (03/27/2013) [-]
Yesssss!
User avatar #58 - gardenmanly (03/27/2013) [-]
hello...?

pls respond...
User avatar #87 to #58 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
no
#42 - captainwow (03/27/2013) [-]
Alpha as **** .
User avatar #1 - YukonCornelius (03/26/2013) [-]
someones getting laid tonight
#61 - thesoulless (03/27/2013) [-]
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#63 to #61 - xsap (03/27/2013) [-]
have this
have this
#78 - givehimthemulk (03/27/2013) [-]
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#92 to #78 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
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10/10 would bang
#69 - Kraid (03/27/2013) [-]
That was me in 6th grade v_v
User avatar #82 to #69 - alstorp (03/27/2013) [-]
I can relate so hard. It worked surprisingly well, though.
+2
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#7 - rumpelstilzchen (03/26/2013) [-]
Do u evan lift?
#77 to #7 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
you poor bastard
#80 to #7 - xAELiTe (03/27/2013) [-]
Do you realize what you've just done?
Do you realize what you've just done?
#98 to #7 - alstorp (03/27/2013) [-]
Actually, keep going.
#46 to #7 - lamerthanyou (03/27/2013) [-]
At least he's taking the thumbs like a man....
User avatar #70 to #46 - restrict (03/27/2013) [-]
he cant delete it, i favorited it.

HE HAS NO CHOICE.
#65 to #7 - oishiine (03/27/2013) [-]
I didn't think it was bad enough for -152 thumbs but that just makes it more hilarious
User avatar #66 to #7 - mikemont (03/27/2013) [-]
FJ apparently decided this was so bad, that it didn't even hide it due to the thumbs down. It wanted me to see the failure.
#27 to #7 - Ottovan (03/27/2013) [-]
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#41 to #7 - bothemastaofall (03/27/2013) [-]
Slow in more ways than one
Slow in more ways than one
#37 to #7 - Omegashenron (03/27/2013) [-]
lol omfg i dont know why people are thumbing you down...but omg it makes it so much funnier that you have like negative 70 thumbs on a corny joke lol
lol omfg i dont know why people are thumbing you down...but omg it makes it so much funnier that you have like negative 70 thumbs on a corny joke lol

#52 to #37 - davidavidson (03/27/2013) [-]
look at it now

Gets more red thumbs than this now
User avatar #97 to #37 - rumpelstilzchen (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, at least I brought someone some good laughs. :)
Damn, I didn't expect that.
#17 to #7 - webbysher (03/27/2013) [-]
BOO!
BOO!
#67 to #7 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
I found this funnier than the actual content.......
User avatar #54 to #7 - internetzsoviet (03/27/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus those thumbs
#26 to #7 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
Not funny.
Not trying to be a dick though, but polish up on your humor.
#75 to #26 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
at least he tried, what are you doing with your life

now that's humour, nobody on funnyjunk has a life
User avatar #76 to #75 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
What are YOU doing with YOUR life, huh?
I totally owned him. yup.
#79 to #76 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm on funnyjunk, refer to previous comment for further explanation.
User avatar #81 to #79 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
It's kinda wierd that other guy saying his humor sucks gets top comment and such
#14 to #7 - ohemgeezus (03/26/2013) [-]
That was just awful
That was just awful
User avatar #100 - totsandtaters (02/07/2014) [-]
I have actually been texting this one girl for a while, and we are always asking each other random questions and I am trying to nudge our conversations into a sexual direction so I can work up the nerve to ask her if she masturbates. I know, I'm pathetic, and the risk is high. But if she does, the payoff will be great.
#91 - mrgoodlove (03/27/2013) [-]
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that's one smooth troopers
#84 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm a faggot.
#89 to #84 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
Don't be so hard on yourself.
#90 to #89 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
Well technically I AM hard...
#83 - christanych (03/27/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at A new spawn for my server **
got a beta story for you guys:
>first time putting on a rubber
>have a weird sense of humor
>was watching funny movies night before
>say out loud right after it fits on, "Like a glove!"
>realize the girls expression
>the look on her face was priceless
>she asked me if i was gunna do the inspection
>MFW i used a Jim Carrey line
>Beta moment I'm a gynacolegist
#74 - christanych (03/27/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #3740066 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Beta as ****
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