History. . The idea that people hold sex before the century really freaks r' ? out. Like George / cashing/ tcm probably got an blow job and thart snakes rale un
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The idea that people
hold sex before the
century really freaks r' ? out.
Like George / cashing/ tcm
probably got an blow job
and thart snakes rale
uncomfortable.
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#57 - secondlawprevails (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, we all know that at least a healthy portion of the ancient Greeks and Romans were hyper-sexual horn-dogs. It seems to be part of being human.
Well, we all know that at least a healthy portion of the ancient Greeks and Romans were hyper-sexual horn-dogs. It seems to be part of being human.
#51 - saladtongsofdeath (03/27/2013) [-]
what i grosses me out is the fact that up until the 70s, people only bathed once a week because it was too inconvenient to waste that much water and to heat it up.... so to keep the fish smell away, people used to overuse perfume
#50 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
I would be more freaked out if he gave a blowjob to someone else with his wooden teeth
User avatar #49 - andrewjla (03/27/2013) [-]
reposted from a week or 2 ago
User avatar #39 - wtf man (03/27/2013) [-]
of course Washington had sex what women wouldn't resist a man with two on vine, i mean two sets of testicles so divine.
User avatar #35 - fancys (03/27/2013) [-]
Well a blow job was uncommon then. It was thought of as odd, and was a strange kink to them like watersports and **** is to us now.

#themoreyouknow
#45 to #35 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
The whores did whatever you paid them to do, and many many many men paid for whores.
User avatar #41 to #35 - frenchgenocide (03/27/2013) [-]
This isnt twitter. Way to make yourself look like the biggest ****** on Funnyjunk
#46 to #41 - sirbrentcoe (03/27/2013) [-]
-coming from someone whose name contains the word 'French...'    
   
but seriously, 						*******					 octothorp? ( literal term for # )
-coming from someone whose name contains the word 'French...'

but seriously, ******* octothorp? ( literal term for # )
#59 to #46 - fancys (03/27/2013) [-]
I did that to attempt to piss of as many people as possible. The number needs to rise.
I did that to attempt to piss of as many people as possible. The number needs to rise.
#60 to #59 - sirbrentcoe (03/27/2013) [-]
oh, well 						****					 me fancy! you're a shephard rage face fan too?
oh, well **** me fancy! you're a shephard rage face fan too?
#61 to #60 - fancys (03/27/2013) [-]
Who isn't?
Who isn't?
#62 to #61 - sirbrentcoe (03/27/2013) [-]
lol
lol
#63 to #62 - fancys (03/27/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at that one.
User avatar #47 to #46 - frenchgenocide (03/27/2013) [-]
when i say genocide i mean by killing French people
User avatar #29 - mrpyramidturtle (03/26/2013) [-]
George Washington got a blow job while reading this post.
User avatar #28 - nunc (03/26/2013) [-]
woah, that actually is ****** up
User avatar #56 to #25 - crystalmethod (03/27/2013) [-]
Some people don't feel the need to visit the site every day.
#24 - bocatadesesos (03/26/2013) [-]
Bitches love power
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#21 - cyrusberg (03/26/2013) [-]
imagine what they would say during sex and imagine what the queen of england would sound like during sex
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#20 - whitemager **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #20 - allyazure (03/26/2013) [-]
At least 9 times in fact.
#14 - milkandeggs (03/26/2013) [-]
He was probably getting one during this painting, look at that cum face.
User avatar #9 - Loppytaffy (03/26/2013) [-]
Just imagine, for how many centuries men and women were having sex, before the razor or wax strips were invented...

That's one hairy thought.
#44 to #9 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
In some cultures in certain centuries, some women shaved their lady bits.
#32 to #9 - lordaurion (03/27/2013) [-]
Razors are as old as civilization.
#58 to #32 - lordaurion (03/27/2013) [-]
>mfw people don't know this
We've found razors as old as 20,000 years old.
User avatar #31 to #9 - danniegurl (03/27/2013) [-]
Or deodorant or shampoo, or any type of regular bathing for that matter.
User avatar #37 to #31 - Maroon (03/27/2013) [-]
Regular bathing has been around for thousands of years as well. Most ancient civilizations had some form of public bath.
#48 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (03/27/2013) [-]
like greek bath houses
like greek bath houses
User avatar #38 to #37 - danniegurl (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I'm more talking about when they had lye soap. It was o harsh that they couldn't really bathe often.
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#33 to #31 - miskwaamiikana **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - danniegurl (03/27/2013) [-]
But with nothing really to wash with. They may have dipped in the lake (or gone to the baths in roman times) but they didn't really have anything to actually clean with.
In roman times, they would actually use the same water for different people. The first ones to take a bath were charged the most, and it got cheaper the later it was. And all they really had was quite literally a scraper to take the gunk off.
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#36 to #34 - miskwaamiikana **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #40 to #36 - danniegurl (03/27/2013) [-]
But not nearly of the same quality. That was more to cover he smell rather than to actually clean them.
User avatar #15 to #9 - iceeyboi (03/26/2013) [-]
centuries? millions of years
User avatar #17 to #15 - Loppytaffy (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, our ancestors before our current stage of evolution aren't really "man" and "woman", rather "male" and "female", just as you wouldn't cat an animal a man or a woman.
User avatar #18 to #17 - iceeyboi (03/26/2013) [-]
I was thinking the homo genus, well the homo sapiens sapiens earliest ancestors are about 200 000 years ago. I'd consider that stage to be where we started to really evolve, our critical thinking advanced significantly so that we evolved faster.

my point being, think of all these thousands of years of OUR species exactly like us, just sucking and ******* and killing
User avatar #12 to #9 - vedgetable (03/26/2013) [-]
imagine the fact that they probrebly didnt even have vagisil
#8 - mattdoggy ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
We all know Washington had to be a total bro   
partying so hard his teeth fell out
We all know Washington had to be a total bro
partying so hard his teeth fell out
#5 - tvrulestwo (03/26/2013) [-]
THink about how many times your mom sucked off your dad then came and gave you a goodnight kiss
#4 - explosifjosiff (03/26/2013) [-]
Oral sex has been practised since before the Pyramids were built. Moses probably got a bj in the middle of the red sea.
User avatar #52 to #4 - BeefCurtains (03/27/2013) [-]
The red sea stops anything more than a Bj.
#26 to #4 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
did you know the only animals to preform oral sex are the chimpanzees ? I'm pretty sure if they figured it out, we shoudl've been doing it since cavemen times
#27 to #26 - explosifjosiff (03/26/2013) [-]
Probably, I mean we have tried almost everything now, I mean think about it, at some stage somebody must have said "hey, let me put my dick in between your feet"
User avatar #10 to #4 - chaotixx (03/26/2013) [-]
He probably stuck his dick in the red sea too.
#3 - donttouchthat (03/26/2013) [-]
George Washington's Face
George Washington's Face
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