My new pet. My lil sis wanted a pet Dogs and cats are bad in a small apartment So i got her a turtle She went full retard and named it Durdle So now I call it & Turtle Tyler Durdle
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My new pet

My new pet. My lil sis wanted a pet Dogs and cats are bad in a small apartment So i got her a turtle She went full retard and named it Durdle So now I call it &

My lil sis wanted a pet
Dogs and cats are bad in a small apartment
So i got her a turtle
She went full retard and named it Durdle
So now I call it "Tyler Durdle"

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User avatar #3 - FLCLol (03/26/2013) [-]
i recently bought a new pet as well, a fancy rat, i called him lemiwinks and no i dont shove him up my ass, nor do i plan to
User avatar #8 to #3 - crackmaster (03/27/2013) [-]
out of curiousity did you get the name from south park?
User avatar #26 to #8 - FLCLol (03/27/2013) [-]
yeah, and when he was walking around i would sing lemiwinks too and it just stuck
User avatar #16 to #3 - Zyklone (03/27/2013) [-]
not your ass, your slaves.
User avatar #5 to #3 - wittypotato (03/26/2013) [-]
Only on Funnyjunk (or /b/) would you need to state that.
#6 - metallicaone (03/26/2013) [-]
I have a box turtle named Cletus. I love him
I have a box turtle named Cletus. I love him
#1 - darkrighteosnight (03/26/2013) [-]
I like him.
#2 - Rascal (03/26/2013) [-]
Tortoise > turtle.
User avatar #15 - Zyklone (03/27/2013) [-]
post his on " ******* turtles" channel
#10 - deathhardiv (03/27/2013) [-]
It's not a turtle, it's a tortoise.
#11 to #10 - NameTaken (03/27/2013) [-]
It's not a tortoise. It's a turtle. Specifically looks like an African sideneck turtle.
User avatar #13 to #11 - deathhardiv (03/27/2013) [-]
Well he better have some nice water for it in that case. And I say it still looks like a tortoise, I used to have one.
User avatar #17 to #13 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
NameTaken is right, its an african sideneck turtle, and yes, i have like 3 lamps ontop of his tank, a UVB, UVA and a Infrared Heat Lamp, his water is 77*
User avatar #19 to #17 - deathhardiv (03/27/2013) [-]
I think what we used to have was a small gopher tortoise
Can't remember for sure
Also, odd question, what did you name it?
User avatar #20 to #19 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
In description
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathhardiv (03/27/2013) [-]
Well
Interesting
User avatar #23 to #21 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
Come on, I had to work something with 'Durdle'
Tyler Durdle is best option, a turtle with a Fight Club reference name is badass
User avatar #9 - crackmaster (03/27/2013) [-]
that smile makes me think he wants to rape my family and burn them alive
User avatar #18 to #9 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
Only if you cover your family in chopped strawberries
User avatar #22 to #18 - crackmaster (03/27/2013) [-]
who doesn't
User avatar #24 to #22 - nevergetsdubs (03/27/2013) [-]
by the way, like the biggie avatar
I'm actually only a few ave's away from Bedford-Stuyvesant where he's from
Was playing handball in the park today, they were blasting Ready To Die
User avatar #25 to #24 - crackmaster (03/27/2013) [-]
**** ya dude
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