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#50 - maggotarms (03/26/2013) [-]
i just hate the fact you're expected to try to get up and dance.. I CANT ******* DANCE
User avatar #59 to #50 - conoriskool (03/26/2013) [-]
most can't dance. I'm ****** God awful at it but I throw major shapes on the dance floor non-the-less. Though admittedly I am usually quite drink
User avatar #144 to #50 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2013) [-]
Alright just stop everything, the best advice you're ever going to get about dancing is: feel the music and move to the beat. That's all you have to do.
#261 to #50 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem
User avatar #291 to #50 - wolfmango (03/26/2013) [-]
just move your arms and legs in some sort of rhythm there is not much real dancing going on in clubs
#293 to #50 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Don't go to a dance club if you don't plan on dancing?
User avatar #318 to #293 - maggotarms (03/27/2013) [-]
i go to socialize and drink.
#155 to #50 - unncommon (03/26/2013) [-]
Don't listen to them!
You can dance only if you want to!
If you have to, you can leave your friends behind.
Everyone knows that your friends don't even dance.
But if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.
#89 to #50 - hemming (03/26/2013) [-]
Drink untill you don't care.   
No one can really dance, especially me, yet everyone says i'm god of the dancefloor, truth is that nobody gives a 			****		 and you shouldn't either.
Drink untill you don't care.
No one can really dance, especially me, yet everyone says i'm god of the dancefloor, truth is that nobody gives a **** and you shouldn't either.
User avatar #98 to #89 - eccleston (03/26/2013) [-]
Last time I "drank until I didn't care" I tried to do robot-dance. I don't think I'll ever return to that club again...
#99 to #98 - hemming (03/26/2013) [-]
Doin it wrong,
Just jump up and down and flail your arms around
User avatar #142 to #98 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2013) [-]
Dude you never try to do the robot, that's literally the worst thing you could do. Doing a perfect robot while sober sucks so doing it badly and drunk is even worse. Just get up there and feel the music and move to the beat.
User avatar #317 to #89 - maggotarms (03/27/2013) [-]
when i drink too much i get sleepy as hell
#319 to #317 - hemming (03/27/2013) [-]
You gotta live yourself up, if you just sit down you WILL get sleepy, get up and dance or  just 			****		 around.
You gotta live yourself up, if you just sit down you WILL get sleepy, get up and dance or just **** around.
User avatar #320 to #319 - maggotarms (03/27/2013) [-]
i do get up and sortof move to the music and socialize and **** , but like dancing on my own i just cant, i have to have a drink in my hand and to be like talking to someone
#92 to #50 - lazragoon (03/26/2013) [-]
I CAN dance and I don't want to dance at the clubs.
I CAN dance and I don't want to dance at the clubs.
#118 to #50 - rieskimo (03/26/2013) [-]
It's not about dancing...




on a side note, you're expected to dance because you are in an establishment of dancing and drinking not a ******* library.
User avatar #148 to #118 - rieskimo (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm going to laugh my balls straight the **** off when it turns out maggotarms turns out to be Stephen Hawking
User avatar #316 to #118 - maggotarms (03/27/2013) [-]
nah i get up and socialize and **** , so i do employ some customs of clubs, i just don't like dancing.
#85 to #14 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Looks like a boston basher
User avatar #109 to #85 - soldiertwo ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
BONK! ************ , do you feel it?!
#174 to #14 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
That looks like a dildon't.
#3 - commanderbunbun (03/25/2013) [-]
some clubs are worth joining
User avatar #4 to #3 - shagtastic (03/25/2013) [-]
I agree.
#211 - twi (03/26/2013) [-]
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"I had fun once"
#212 to #211 - twi (03/26/2013) [-]
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"it was awful."
User avatar #68 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
That's not a club. There are too many women in that picture.
#61 - RazzberryRipper (03/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 to #49 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
THIS IS PERFECT!

WHY DOSN'T YOU THUMB MORE BE MORE LIKE??
USERLY TAKES A CRAINE DIAMOND IS THE HARDEST METAL
BEDUBADORFFED ZIMBABWE
User avatar #86 to #84 - screamingdemon (03/26/2013) [-]
I...uh...thanks?...Sorry?
User avatar #204 to #49 - brehon (03/26/2013) [-]
Francis, is there anything you dont hate?
User avatar #226 to #204 - ElegantSiren (03/26/2013) [-]
Steam. Steam is alright
User avatar #64 - breadbasket (03/26/2013) [-]
Replace the dance floor with 90% dudes, and this will be accurate.
#133 - leveltwowizard (03/26/2013) [-]
Stop clubbing, baby seals.
#29 - drvvatson (03/26/2013) [-]
Last time this made front page i found this picture.

Not sure who made it but just figured id share it.
#153 to #29 - wizlock (03/26/2013) [-]
Look at this  guy, stating that is is repost but not not directly. We should learn from him.
Look at this guy, stating that is is repost but not not directly. We should learn from him.
User avatar #22 - ultranooob (03/26/2013) [-]
Clubs arent all that bad, but I suppose you need to be drunk as **** to fully experience it im not a fan of being sober in clubs.
User avatar #48 to #22 - poiklman (03/26/2013) [-]
Usually if something is so bad that the only way to enjoy it is to force yourself to be mindlessly drunk and barely able to remember the night, I reckon you could look for much better things to do. A few drinks if fine but if it sucks without them its a waste of time either way.
User avatar #137 to #48 - ultranooob (03/26/2013) [-]
The trick is to find the sweet spot, not sober, but definately not so ****** out of your head that people have to look after you like a baby. Just enough for you to become captain super confident as **** alpha man, but still be able to string a sentence together
User avatar #126 to #22 - rieskimo (03/26/2013) [-]
I dunno man, I've had to be the DD a couple times and watching people in the club while being sober(in the correct mindset) is ******* hilarious .

My favorite part of those nights is at the end when they turn off the stripper lighting and put the regular lights back on. That's the time where everybody gets to see what they've been grinding on and getting sloppy with all night.
#32 to #22 - BroadSword ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Dont go out if your not drunk, in my experience its just terrible.
Dont go out if your not drunk, in my experience its just terrible.
User avatar #6 - olmesy (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't hate clubs. I hate my friends in clubs. Always posing for pictures and ******** . I just sit at the bar and make believe I'm back at the regular pub
User avatar #10 to #6 - tenaciousjon (03/26/2013) [-]
Which is pretty hard to do when all the alcohol is crazy watered down...
#21 - oxyhawk (03/26/2013) [-]
I just wanna have friends..
#196 - wonderlandman (03/26/2013) [-]
fixed
User avatar #221 to #196 - thempc (03/26/2013) [-]
this is what high school feels/felt like to i'm sure alot of people on this site (and the internet in general
User avatar #9 - kyrozor ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
I hate them too, had to go to one on Saturday because the girl I'm seeing had her birthday coming up(today) and we had a bunch of us out, was literally only people I got on well with and I still hated it.

That and the Rum tasted like ******* water.

Pubs are so much better.
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#13 to #11 - alienfreak (03/26/2013) [-]
Uh well that's really the only thing that girls at clubs want. If you don't want to **** (or catch an STD) just go to a regular bar. The Atmosphere is much more relaxed there anyway
User avatar #35 to #13 - kuupuuchan (03/26/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say that all girls that goes to a club just wants to have sex, but many of them do use the opportunity to tease and *pretend* that they're willing to go all the way with you - although they never will. Personally I don't see the appeal of rubbing my body against some horny bloke's crotch, and I certainly wouldn't consider having sex with him. But you know, some might.
#326 to #35 - alienfreak (04/06/2013) [-]
And some just want want to have fun with their friends of course.
#325 to #35 - alienfreak (04/06/2013) [-]
You're quite right, not every girl just wants to **** at a club. Some of them just want to feel confident in themselves, so they tease guys , just enough to know that the guy wants to have sex and then abandon him. It's actually quite fascinating the lengths humans go to, to feel good about themselves.
User avatar #327 to #325 - kuupuuchan (04/06/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more
User avatar #36 to #9 - ljxjlos ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
By far. Clubs are incredibly annoying, at least in my experience.
#145 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/26/2013) [-]
i hate clubs too, but wheres the funny? all i see is your two cents. if i wanted your opinion, id beat it out of you
User avatar #152 to #145 - shagtastic (03/26/2013) [-]
Why not just ask? Wy beat? O.o
User avatar #199 - Ottovan (03/26/2013) [-]
Never going to one ever again.

You think to yourself "Oooh yeeeaaahhh, drunk girls!"

But then you realize " **** , drunk girls........"
#217 - thatguyuknowtheone (03/26/2013) [-]
When we enter the club
When we enter the club
#210 - cooltrainergill (03/26/2013) [-]
As a underage virgin fag, I assumed clubs were pretty much just a place to dance with chicks and buy expensive alcohol. Doesn't sound so bad.
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#249 - covered ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Never have dat problem
Never have dat problem
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