Jennifer Lawrence. she is my idol.. i'd pee in hurt Jennifer Lawrence she is my idol i'd pee in hurt
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#1 - skeetonamber
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(03/26/2013) [-]
i'd pee in hurt
#209 to #1 - bitchitroll
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(03/27/2013) [-]
**bitchitroll attempts to make joke about that one time i took a piss and it felt like hell itself was exiting my penis**
#210 to #209 - bitchitroll
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(03/27/2013) [-]
**bitchitroll fails**
#118 to #1 - josep
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(03/26/2013) [-]
yeah id pee in her butt
#200 to #1 - flutterbye
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(03/27/2013) [-]
This ******* thread.
#199 to #1 - cobalisk
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Dude.... you ****** up and got 389 thumbs. I am pointing out the irony of this, and will be lucky to get 3.... **** you.
#202 to #199 - trolololer
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I was the 4th thumb. WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW BOY
#211 to #202 - cobalisk
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Imma **** you. Thats what. Yeah... How does that make you feel? Imma pee in hurt!
#217 to #211 - trolololer
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Haha okay, you win.
#201 to #199 - danniegurl
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(03/27/2013) [-]
i was your third
#212 to #201 - cobalisk
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Soooooo. You wanna get some coffee or something?
#214 to #212 - danniegurl
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(03/27/2013) [-]
i like coffee.
but then again, who doesn't?
#220 to #214 - cobalisk
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Like...... Nazis probably. Yeah totally. I am sure Nazis hated coffee.
#221 to #220 - danniegurl
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(03/28/2013) [-]
why would they hate coffee?
#222 to #221 - cobalisk
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Because Nazis hate everything?
#223 to #222 - danniegurl
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(03/28/2013) [-]
not the master race
#18 to #1 - arsyro
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(03/26/2013) [-]
SHHHH just go to bed
SHHHH just go to bed
#32 to #18 - mondprinzessin
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#44 to #18 - taxation
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(03/26/2013) [-]
How is the goose not disturbed in the least by a fluffy little bunny rabbit POPPING OUT OF ITS ASSHOLE?
#24 to #1 - mattdoggy
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I....
I don't think i'd want to pee in hurt
#198 to #24 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
original pc
#4 to #1 - deathbyspoons
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(03/26/2013) [-]
i think its time you went to bed.
#2 to #1 - skeetonamber
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(03/26/2013) [-]
jesus christ i need sleep, i meant to type "id pee in her butt"

i even looked at it at first and went "yep that sounds right"
#7 to #2 - thepyras
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(03/26/2013) [-]
You know, that doesn't really make it any better.
#16 to #2 - beerterror
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - crackmaster
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(03/26/2013) [-]
**** it dude new saying "id pee in hurt" (her+butt)
#185 to #3 - charitar
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(03/26/2013) [-]
How would you say "his butt"?
#186 to #185 - crackmaster
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(03/26/2013) [-]
you don't
#193 to #186 - EventHorizon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
this
#191 to #185 - reigndrac
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(03/27/2013) [-]
hitt
#22 to #2 - stratosrider
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#14 to #2 - Savlonade
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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#5 to #2 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Why would you evn say I'd pee in her butt
#9 to #5 - infiniteduress
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(03/26/2013) [-]
the **** wouldn't you want to tap hurt
#10 to #9 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
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(03/26/2013) [-]
...by peeing in it?
#11 to #10 - infiniteduress
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#148 to #11 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
clever bastard
#130 to #2 - jarofdirt
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#162 to #130 - stokkeprygl
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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#197 to #130 - ibleedbmx
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#37 to #2 - saxong
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(03/26/2013) [-]
WHY
#56 to #37 - skullerfly
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#95 to #2 - enorus
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I'd pee in hurt as well if I got the chance
I'd pee in hurt as well if I got the chance
#180 to #2 - luckydane
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Just dropping in on the thread :)
Just dropping in on the thread :)
#132 to #2 - dovahsix
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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#165 to #2 - cubanwhiteman
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Guys, I can't.
Guys, I can't.
#196 to #165 - ibleedbmx
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(03/27/2013) [-]
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#194 to #2 - mississippiriver
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(03/27/2013) [-]
congrates on your insane amount of thumbs for your comments
#195 to #194 - skeetonamber
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#161 to #2 - jaketasticness
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#75 to #2 - imnotkickthecat
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#59 to #2 - exicuton
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(03/26/2013) [-]
You're a hero, Skeetonamber.
#188 to #2 - jettom
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(03/27/2013) [-]
******* well done.
#207 to #2 - ninonybox
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(03/27/2013) [-]
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#15 - seuss
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU JENNY
#33 to #15 - screamingdemon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
It's not that funny if you do it every time something with Jennifer Lawrence reaches frontpage...
#192 to #33 - seuss
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(03/27/2013) [-]
it also seems like you're the only one with a problem with it, sir
#203 to #192 - screamingdemon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Not really.
#57 to #33 - thenewneone
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(03/26/2013) [-]
He's right, you guys have serious mob mentality issues.
#86 to #57 - seuss
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(03/26/2013) [-]
you know i do it before it reaches the front page, right? also, i only keep doing it UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT FIRST. I WANT someone to steal this joke from me. it is worthy and i am not. here's the other picture i've been using
#96 to #86 - condormcninja
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(03/26/2013) [-]
That's not his point. He just means that it's been posted so many times that the people thumbing it up are just doing it because it has to be done on every Jennifer Lawrence post.

I don't think it's that big of a deal, but that's what he means.
#139 to #15 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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#54 to #15 - xxscopemanxx
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I knew this comment post would be here somewhere.
#70 to #15 - fooljamable
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Read it in his ******* voice and everything..thumb for you sir
Read it in his ******* voice and everything..thumb for you sir
#19 - arsyro
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(03/26/2013) [-]
And we all know we will never get a chance with her
And we all know we will never get a chance with her
#20 to #19 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
**** you royally for reminding me of this.
#28 to #19 - RidingMyPimpmobile
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#144 to #19 - ComicBookGuy
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(03/26/2013) [-]
That gif just gives me feels
#163 to #19 - icameisawilostit
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude, you won't!
#176 to #19 - IncarceratedNinja
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(03/26/2013) [-]
too soon dude. too soon.
too soon dude. too soon.
#23 to #19 - mattdoggy
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(03/26/2013) [-]
but...she seems so approachable
#29 to #19 - RidingMyPimpmobile
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#102 to #19 - carmineshelmet
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#134 to #102 - arsyro
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(03/26/2013) [-]
JELLO HEAD INBOUND
#25 to #19 - chasis
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Why would you someone make that .gif?!   
And why would you post  it?!!?    
   
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Why would you someone make that .gif?!
And why would you post it?!!?

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#36 to #25 - saxong
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Same reason as this.
Same reason as this.
#38 to #36 - golemnardah
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I find your gif giving me more feels just for the fact that the one from the walking dead looks like he is doing a horrible job of faking a cry.
#39 to #38 - saxong
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(03/26/2013) [-]
They've never done a stellar job of emotional displays on Walking Dead: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT49R7Ffxzg for example.
#40 to #39 - golemnardah
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I see the gif of that scene ALL the time and I just thought that he was making fun of his son..... You're telling me he was actually suppose to be crying?
#116 to #40 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
works better when you watch the whole scene.
#41 to #40 - saxong
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Yep, for his dead wife.
#42 to #41 - golemnardah
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(03/26/2013) [-]
oh... SHE DIES?! I didn't like her anyway
#43 to #42 - saxong
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, at the start of season 3, I don't think anyone did.
#69 to #43 - gaaay
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(03/26/2013) [-]
It was the second best thing to ever happen to the show.
#166 to #69 - aiming
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(03/26/2013) [-]
and the best was?
#187 to #166 - gaaay
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Daryl.
#109 - stadlerman
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(03/26/2013) [-]
"Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today."
#52 - jaigurudevaom
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I hate it when people call her fat    
   
She has a perfect figure
I hate it when people call her fat

She has a perfect figure
#55 to #52 - Sethorein ONLINE
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(03/26/2013) [-]
People call her fat? She doesn't have a belly o_o seriously, her dresses all taper in below the bust... if your dress is bi-concave you are not fat...
#58 to #52 - kyuukaku
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(03/26/2013) [-]
the first pic she looks like ehr face is a little chubby, but that's just the angle. Who would ever think she's fat? Well, maybe anorexic twigs
#151 to #52 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Women can be very harsh with each-other at times. Not to worry though.
From the looks of it, she seems to have the support of the male audience so all should be fine. :3
#121 to #52 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account**
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#131 to #52 - jinjo
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(03/26/2013) [-]
People call her fat?
#60 to #52 - archiehicox
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(03/26/2013) [-]
She has chubby cheeks, like a chipmunk. She's definitely not fat.
#92 to #60 - sippeh
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Id stuff her cheeks like a squirrel in winter!
#61 to #60 - threeeighteen
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(03/26/2013) [-]
They make her different from the crowd.
#64 to #61 - archiehicox
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Oh i'm not saying it's a bad thing, it makes her look cuter.
#65 to #64 - threeeighteen
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Exactly.
#31 - gaiya
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I would tear her in half and **** both of her
#104 to #31 - ubergoatman
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(03/26/2013) [-]
This is the best thing I have ever read ever.
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#99 - sweetellie
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I remember when you guys were all madly in love with Katy Perry. That ended after a few months, and I'm pretty sure you're gonna get bored of this girl soon as well. To be honest, I think a lot of you might just be jumping on the bandwagon.   
   
Bring on dem red thumbs baby.
I remember when you guys were all madly in love with Katy Perry. That ended after a few months, and I'm pretty sure you're gonna get bored of this girl soon as well. To be honest, I think a lot of you might just be jumping on the bandwagon.

Bring on dem red thumbs baby.
#160 to #99 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
-Says everyone's jumping on a band wagon; uses fat bearded **** that everyone else uses...

- Most people "love" Katy Perry cause she's gorgeous, and she has some moments of being funny or dorkily cute.

Jennifer is just hot and funny 24/7 and an awesome person. Impossible not to love, and she only gets better the more I see her. She/s not going anywhere for a while in my opinion.
#142 to #99 - thempc
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(03/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
*says "bring on red thumbs"*
*has @least 15 green thumbs (when i posted this)*
#218 to #142 - sweetellie
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Whenever I expect red thumbs, I don't get them.. I don't know why.
I thought people on here hated opinions.
#225 to #218 - thempc
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(03/28/2013) [-]
reverse psychology i guess
#108 to #99 - freddychavez
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I still love Katy Perry
I still love Katy Perry
#30 - empithree
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#167 to #30 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
is he really fat or hunched over?
#179 to #167 - empithree
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(03/26/2013) [-]
i can be whatever you want me to be
i can be whatever you want me to be
#53 - bitchplzzz
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Girls with chubby fingers get themselves off better
#62 to #53 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
most girls dont finger themselves
#76 to #62 - stallwallwriter
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(03/26/2013) [-]
And where did THAT conclusion come from?
#79 to #76 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
most women can only cum from clitoral stimulation, so most women rub the clit rather than fingering themselves.
#80 to #79 - stallwallwriter
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Ohhh see, I'd lumped clitoral stimulation in with fingering, speaking of masturbation generally. I can agree with you on that point.
#83 to #80 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
why am i being thumbed down? do funnyjunkies really not know how the vagina works?
#112 to #83 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/26/2013) [-]
no. they don't. once on a thread, I had to explain that piss didn't come out of the vagina hole.... it was ridiculous.
no. they don't. once on a thread, I had to explain that piss didn't come out of the vagina hole.... it was ridiculous.
#171 to #112 - miaandvinny
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but I'm going to have to go with that they were joking.
#115 to #112 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
oh my god what?!?!?!?!?! i know all the awkward **** that happens with dicks, i did my ******* research. why doesnt everyone do that >.<

a lot of girls dont even know what a foreskin is!! i havent ever met in my entire life a girl who knew what smegma or cum noodles were. and the funny thing is, girls get smegma and cum noodles too!
#114 to #112 - bitchplzzz
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(03/26/2013) [-]
>fj
>Mature, non virgin males
Pick 3
#97 to #83 - benjamino
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I think it was how you phrased it/how they read it.
#85 to #83 - stallwallwriter
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I guess they just don't want to admit that perhaps their magical wonderpenises are not the be-all-and-end-all of a woman's sexual needs.
#90 to #85 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
thats what i think as well. penis is bueno, but a different kind of bueno. agreed?
#91 to #90 - stallwallwriter
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I concur!
#145 to #91 - thempc
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#213 to #145 - stallwallwriter
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#87 to #83 - osennjudai
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(03/26/2013) [-]
You do realise that, while clitoral stimulation does immensely help, most girls will also finger themselves for added pleasure?
#89 to #87 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
well i mean as a female who has many female friends with whom im comfortable discussing masturbatory habits, most girls do not finger themselves for added pleasure.

the main reason is that the angle at which you have to bend your wrist is uncomfortable, and when youre having a fap, multitasking is annoying.
#94 to #89 - osennjudai
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Really? Because I'm a bi girl, and every time I'm with a girl, they fingered themselves when they masturbated 0.o
#82 to #79 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I just.. How are you so stupid?
#137 to #82 - Her
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(03/26/2013) [-]
You're the moron. She's right, *******. Do your research.
You're the moron. She's right, *******. Do your research.
#67 to #62 - puremadmentalged
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Okay buddy...
#77 to #67 - flingwing
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(03/26/2013) [-]
as in they rub the clit, most women can cum from vaginal stimulation so fingering isnt really something that common whilst masturbating.
#73 to #67 - girlwithglasses
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(03/26/2013) [-]
It's true...we buy dildos
#105 to #53 - forgottenmyshorts
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Lock up yo daughter, lock up yo wife, cos Jennifer Lawrence is coming to finger her snatch UP