lol u hv no lfe. . I bet Earth Makes fun of other planets for having no life. Maybe other planets laugh at Earth, because for them, life is like an STD that slowly kills that planet. lol u hv no lfe I bet Earth Makes fun of other planets for having life Maybe laugh at because them is like an STD that slowly kills planet
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#13 - hugora
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Maybe other planets laugh at Earth, because for them, life is like an STD that slowly kills that planet.
#22 to #13 - certifiedidiot
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I don't see how living creatures could literaly destroy a planet, I mean sure, it can easily destroy everything else living but then it'd be a std that constantly cures itself.

Or if we refer to humans, even we would have to work intentionaly to destroy the planet, not just all life on earth, because that would make earth equal to the other planets, but to destroy it into a bunch of floating dust in space, nah.
#34 to #13 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I'm done
I'm so done
**** this site
I'm so done
#25 to #13 - zalaman **User deleted account**
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#16 to #13 - ComradeBritish
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(03/26/2013) [-]
2Deep
#23 to #13 - daentraya
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Just remember George Carlins words; The planet's fine, we're ******. Also, as long as we dont nuclear bomb the **** out of everything, (which hopefully won't happen as that would overly **** ourselves. The MAD principle should work as long as all parts have the technology), the world could recover in a few hundred years. The global ecosystem is a delicate thing, yet it is able to stabilize itself. Everything has to follow the rules of the planet they're on, including us. Either we'll break, or follow the rules of the planet. And either way, it will be a spectacle, the show of the century, and I'm glad to be watching it slowly build up to a climax
#54 to #23 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Even if we did nuke everything, we'd have to literally obliterate the planet to do anything to prevent it from bouncing back.
#56 to #54 - daentraya
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I just think the deadline of recovery should be a few hundred years. Needing to inflict more damage to it will just be overly disrespectful and would bother me greatly
#42 to #13 - Cookiez
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(03/26/2013) [-]
If anything, life can only kill other life. You cant really "Kill" a planet
#18 to #13 - Reldinrostiare
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#1 - crazyolitis
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Feelsbadman.
Feelsbadman.
#57 to #1 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(03/26/2013) [-]
The sun isn't a planet...
#60 to #57 - crazyolitis
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Neither does it have any life.
#19 to #1 - marvl
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(03/26/2013) [-]
That took me ******* forever.
#20 to #19 - crazyolitis
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I tried it too. I wasn't able to do it, however. Have a green thumb.
#6 - pooflinger
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is Earth, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the only planet with a life, I'm ******* 3/4s water, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#31 to #6 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Hmph! With my Ultra Violet rays, your life forms are dead.

-Sun
#50 to #31 - kingrayne
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(03/26/2013) [-]
too bad we have an atmosphere
#52 to #50 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(03/26/2013) [-]
And a magnetic field
#39 - perqe
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(03/26/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Biggest Planets Federation, and I’ve been involved in numerous super asteroid hits, and I have over 4500 confirmed hits. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Solar System armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the Universe, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of comets across the Universe and Solar System and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your core. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gravity. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Solar Maximum Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the orbit circle, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#9 - snipys
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Mars: Eaarth u gay
Earth: Sht up mars u gay u hve no lif git real faggut fit me irl do u evn lift?
#24 - madebynorwegians
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#32 to #24 - bigmanfifty
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(03/26/2013) [-]
why does god have a triangular halo?

that's just not very realistic.
#61 to #32 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Is a god much more realistic?
#62 to #61 - bigmanfifty
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(03/26/2013) [-]
your sarcasm detector is getting a little rusty, methinks
#59 to #32 - doyouevenupload
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#45 - comeforthelaughs
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Semi-related
#3 - nyj
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#12 to #3 - violez
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I feel bad for pluto being there all alone....
#44 - kickboxingbanana
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(03/26/2013) [-]
lol i bet the other makes fun of it because it has a disease that painfully and slowly kills the planet, they call it life.
#47 to #44 - thalfak
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I love FJ today, have a thumb
I love FJ today, have a thumb
#48 to #44 - Leopard
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Think.. what defines a dead planet. One without life?
#53 to #44 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
>implying the planet can't bounce back and it's not the humans killing themselves
#35 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Earth, I...